My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

In "See You or Be Square" played by Uncle Ge, he often drives his RV to play and eat wherever he goes, so he is very comfortable.

In the United States, this way of traveling leisurely in an RV has a history of more than 60 years.

There are about 16,500 public and private campgrounds in the United States, and the unique charm of nature has led countless people to drive their RVs and bring their families out for fun.

Eric and his team didn't drive a RV, but just drove out in an ordinary Cadley.

Although there is no RV, there are a lot of things to prepare.

Drive to the central area of ​​Sunset Park.

The green grass here and the gurgling water flow through it, which is an excellent place for camping.

Getting out of the car, Al immediately ran towards the creek.

Leslie ran after him.

Although Leslie has lived as an adult for a long time now, she often reveals some childishness in her heart and appearance.

For her now, camping is definitely one of her favorite outdoor activities.

Harper and Leanne get out of the car and prepare to set up the tent with Eric.

"You know what you're most afraid of in the wild?"

Eric asked Harper while tying the rope.

"Beasts, like jackals or leopards?"

Harper said uncertainly.

Lian had a different opinion, "I think it is a poisonous snake. When you are in the wild, you have to wrap yourself up, especially the legs. In the dense jungle, if you accidentally touch those poisonous snakes, it will definitely be a disaster. .”

"that's right."

Eric agreed with Lian's opinion, "But I still have some different opinions. I'm still more afraid of those flies and mosquitoes than poisonous snakes and the like."

As a person with rich experience in field exploration, Eric hates mosquitoes and flies.

"Think about those black flies, deer flies, mosquitoes, if you don't protect yourself, when you come back from the wild, you will have a map of the Caucasus printed on your neck."

Eric took a bottle out of his bag as he spoke. He squeezed a few drops out of it, onto Harper's arm, and then onto Leanne's arm.

"Oils of clove and eucalyptus can help you deal with these nasty insects, but the simplest is citronella oil, which will last you a week's supply for two dollars."

Eric put it on his neck, "but citronella oil smells like gun oil, so... I guess you won't like it too much."

Harper stretched out his nose and sniffed the insect repellent that Eric had put on her arm, looked up at Eric, feeling a little surprised, "I didn't know you were so caring."

"I've always been so caring, but you didn't realize it."

Eric clapped his hands easily, and he had finished setting up the tent.

After setting up the tent, Leanne took a frying pan from the car.

It seemed that Li An was going to cook in the park.

"Hemingway said that cooking is as annoying as insects in camping."

Eric looked at the frying pan in Lean's hand and said to Harper.

"Yeah?"

Harper smiled and stared at Eric with unfriendly eyes, "I also brought a saucepan! Looking up at the stars, and goulash, your favorite, don't you like it?"

"Forehead......"

Eric felt that the atmosphere was developing in a dangerous direction, so he quickly raised his hand and surrendered.

"That's what Hemingway said, and I actually like cooking, especially when I'm camping.

"

"Hmph! You're smart!"

Harper snorted and ran to Liane, and she went with her to get the cutlery off the car.

After chatting for a while, the sun began to rise gradually, and it was already noon.

Leslie and Al happily walked over from the creek.

Especially Leslie, with two trout in hand.

Eric was a little confused, saying that there are such big trout in such clear water.

"It was given to us by the aunt who was camping next door."

Before Eric could ask, Al told the story of the trout.

"Then did you thank Auntie?"

Harper came up to Al and asked.

"Yes, I have already thanked you, if you don't believe me, you can ask Sister Leslie."

Al pointed to Leslie, who was holding the trout.

Leslie nodded triumphantly, "Of course, but Uncle Eric, do you know why the other party gave us trout? Because they are my fans, it's cool, isn't it?"

Leslie's happy eyes almost narrowed into slits, "Wonder Woman is still my title, at least in this world, everyone will call me by the name of Wonder Woman."

It seemed that in some respects Diana could be compared, and Leslie was very happy.

Eric looked at Leslie's happy look, and nodded pretendingly, "It's as long as you are happy."

At Leslie's strong suggestion, the group started frying trout.

Eric likes fish, but he hasn't tried fried trout yet.

Wouldn't it be a dark dish like looking up at the starry sky?

But this is obviously Eric's worry, and Lian has a lot of experience on how to make this dish.

Light a charcoal fire, and then fry it with lard on a low heat.

Also put the prepared bacon in the frying pan and the trout in the hot fat and dip it in cornmeal. The bacon is then placed on top of the trout, which when cooked creates a slightly golden and crispy crust.

Eric tasted one first, and it tasted surprisingly good!

So he didn't hesitate to give his thumbs up and gave Lian a thumbs up.

Unexpectedly, Li An's cooking skills are surprisingly good!

Al was also very interested in deep-fried trout, resisting the heat, took one and put it in his mouth.

Then the tears came out.

Leslie immediately gloated beside him and laughed.

After Eric tasted a few quick trout, he stood up, took a breath of fresh air, and looked at the distant scenery.

Feeling relaxed and happy, I feel that the whole body and mind are relaxed.

Suddenly, a group of birds flew out of the dense forest.

The flock of birds seemed to be frightened, and flew around in a panic.

Some accidentally bumped into the surrounding tree trunks.

The "cha-cha" of the flock of birds immediately attracted the attention of Harper and the others.

A bird flew over to Eric, fluttered, and almost flew into the frying pan.

Lian hurriedly drove the bird away.

"what happened?"

Harper cast a worried look across the woods.

After so many events, Harper tends to think in the worst direction whenever something happens.

Could it be another alien invasion? !

Eric touched Harper's hand and comforted her in a low voice: "Maybe it's just some big flamingo, eagle or other large birds that appeared in the woods."

Then he said to Leslie and Al: "You two stay here, take care of Harper and Lian, remember not to run around, understand?"

"Um!"

Al nodded emphatically.

"I'll protect Aunt Harper and Aunt Leanne!"