My Taoist Career

My illnesses were cured, and my parents felt that life was getting better. The only thing they were worried about was that old man Jiang said before he left that he wanted to tell them about me.

They wondered in private what else could I do?I also once thought about why this old man Jiang was so kind to his son for no reason, and he gave him a tiger claw with gold, and he did a deed, and he also gave merit?

But as long as it's for my own good, my parents won't mind. To be honest, the simplicity in their bones makes them destined not to be calculating people.

In the blink of an eye, another 7,8 or [-] days have passed. It has been more than half a month since the old man Jiang left. What a big deal.

Speaking of which, this small village has never fought anyone, and no one has deliberately exposed anyone. What kind of martial arts and the like, to the people in this village, it is something like a fairy tale.

The only thing that has changed in these is my weight, which has grown again, and has grown into a real big fat boy who weighs more than half a catty and almost nine catties.

During this day, the old man Jiang returned to the village, with his hands behind his back, still looking at other people's fields indiscriminately, staring at the big girl. The only difference is that this time he followed behind an old man.

The old man was wearing a dark blue tunic suit, but it wasn't the kind of stiff woolen tunic suit that leaders could afford to wear, it was the kind worn by ordinary people.He also wore a hat of the same color, the kind old men used to wear with the brim in the front.

It was cold, thanks to the old man who could bear it, even the old man Jiang put on a dirty jacket and walked in front, but compared with the old man Jiang, the old man was extremely clean from top to bottom.

When the two walked together, there was an obvious difference between a beggar and a retired cadre. Of course, old man Jiang must be the beggar.

The people in the village are familiar with old man Jiang. When they see the two of them walking on the road in the village like this, they will say hello, and they are curious by the way: "Old man Jiang, I haven't seen you for a long time, even the beard is gone." Scratched? Did you go to see relatives? Is this your relative?"

The simplicity in the village is simplicity, but the simplicity does not affect their gossip. You must know that the life in the mountains is basically boring, and the gossip of the east and the west is their greatest entertainment.

Whenever this happened, old man Jiang would nod and say, "Well, that's right, this is my nephew."

"Then old nephew?"

"Oh, my seniority is high, I am his second uncle."

And whenever this happens, the old man behind him will stand up with a smile, and say kindly in Shaanxi Mandarin: "Eh, he's only four, his second uncle, is this baby next time? I'm stunned (not clever), even Seniors don’t even understand.”

Although it is in Mandarin, the dialect words often make the person who asked the question stunned, but they can roughly understand that this old man is old man Jiang's second uncle, and old man Jiang is confused. I didn't understand the seniority.

In terms of appearance, the old man is kind and kind, and has a bit of knowledgeable temperament. How can he compare with the blind old man Jiang?Usually, after such a conversation happened, people believed that the old man was old man Jiang's second uncle.

Then, no matter how old Jiang jumped up and down and shouted that he was the old man's second uncle, no one listened.

This kind of dialogue happened several times, and it spread all over the village in a short time. Old man Jiang's second uncle came!

Under such circumstances, when Jiang old man stepped into my yard, he was full of anger, pouted, puffed out his cheeks, and immediately stunned my parents.

But the old man behind him was smiling, calm and relaxed, and obviously a little bit complacent.

"Master Jiang, who is this?" Knowing that old man Jiang had gone to a friend for help, my dad walked up to him and asked cautiously, not daring to touch old man Jiang's bad luck. The kung fu shown by the old man has completely stunned my dad, and he somewhat admires the old man Jiang.

"My nephew."

"Uh, his second uncle."

The two voices replied at the same time, not only my dad, but also my mother was stunned. What kind of messy relationship is this?Both are uncles and nephews?

Now the old man Jiang quit, jumped up and cursed: "Old bald donkey, haven't you taken advantage of me all the way? It's said that monks don't tell lies, why do you have such a talkative bald donkey. I want to fight you."

Not to be outdone, the old monk opened his mouth and said, "You Baoshe, you Baoshe (you don't need to say it), Bao knows it's the first to be blamed (I don't know which one is the first to lie), say the second uncle with four foreheads." (Say it’s my second uncle.) I’m so stupid (I’m not a fool), why did I let you?”

Old man Jiang is fine, at least he speaks Sichuan dialect now, and my parents can still understand it. When the old monk spoke, my parents were in a mess. What is it all about?This old man Jiang has no shape, even his friend (from the conversation just now, my parents have already heard that the two of them are definitely not uncles and nephews), is also a monk, and he looks like this?

The old man saw that my parents couldn't understand the Shaanxi dialect, and he seemed to be at a disadvantage, so he immediately spoke pure Mandarin: "The poor monk made friends carelessly, but he couldn't bear to see his friends fall, and he committed oral karma on the way. Because he was able to turn around in time, the poor monk punished him a little, because he understood that every cause and effect will be rewarded, and if he wants to be my second uncle, he must try me to be his second uncle."

My parents couldn't laugh or cry when they heard it. The monk was quite a gentleman at the beginning, but why did he get involved with the second uncle in the end?

At this time, old man Jiang had already jumped over and yelled: "Old bald donkey Huijue, you just rely on your image to be better, and I will fight with you."

Seeing that the two old men are about to fight, how can my parents watch?Immediately pulling and persuading, it was hard to persuade these two old people who felt extremely unreliable in their words and actions.

Of course, they have always been like this, just like Huanxi's enemies, not really angry, or really want to do it.Otherwise, my parents are absolutely incapable of pulling them away.

The two old men stopped arguing, and entered the main room angrily. As soon as they sat down, Jiang old man said to my mother: "I came back from a long way, and I came here directly. I'm hungry. Let's cook. Let's order some food."

My mother hurriedly nodded and agreed, and was still thinking about getting something for them to eat. The old man Jiang immediately added: "Don't be too troublesome, I just have wine and meat, and any meat is fine. This old man Son, get him some vegetarian food."

When the old man heard this, he stretched his neck and said, "Eggs are four, eggs are four."

Monks still like to eat eggs?Not only my mother, but even my father who was busy pouring tea were also stunned. The old man Jiang sneered and said, "It's really fresh. When can monks eat eggs?"

"What do you know? Except that the monks in (our) country don't eat meat, ah (which) country's monks don't eat some meat? Do you know what is 'three clean meat'? There is also 'five clean meat', What's the point of eating an egg? The big deal is to recite the scriptures a few more times to eliminate karma." Faced with old man Jiang's cynicism, the old man named Huijue was definitely not to be outdone.

"Get rid of your oral karma first!"

"What's your business? (None of your business)."

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Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, my dad hurried over to persuade them. It was quite embarrassing to face these two old men. If you let them quarrel, the house might be demolished for you.

In the end, my mother killed a chicken, pushed bean curd, fried some vegetarian dishes, and cooked a few eggs for the two old men to eat. Competed with each other.

After dinner, the two old men sat in the main room drinking tea, accompanied by my parents.Old man Jiang said slowly: "The last time I collected those lonely ghosts, they were still restrained in the soul-suppressing talisman. This time I invited this old bald donkey here to save these lonely ghosts."

"Speaking of the ability to save people, we Buddhists say the second, and no one dares to say the first." A pure mandarin came out of the old monk Huijue's mouth again, just that proud look I can't hide it.

"It's business, are you going to start a fight again?" Jiang old man's neck was stiff, and his anger immediately rose.

These two old men admire each other, but why do they have to quarrel and make each other feel uncomfortable when they meet?The main reason is that they want to argue with each other, and the way they have learned, the sect they belong to is the most powerful and powerful.

I thought the old monk would argue about something, but I didn't want the old monk to be surprisingly quiet after hearing what old man Jiang said. He chanted a Buddhist name and stopped talking.

The old man Jiang took a sip of tea, and continued: "Salvation of these lonely ghosts is considered a merit of the third boy. The lonely ghosts were saved because of him, and it can save his future life." The catastrophe has been eliminated."

It turns out that my parents were both moved and nervous when they heard it. They were moved because they wanted to give their son a merit. This old man Jiang did not hesitate to invite an eminent monk to save the souls of the dead, because the old man Jiang himself is so powerful. The monk must not be an ordinary monk.

The nervous thing is that there will be doom after hearing me.