My Taoist Career

Seven years, may not be a big deal in the torrent of time passing by, but seven years are enough to change many things, just like the world outside the mountain village has gradually calmed down, and it is no longer as crazy as it used to be, just like my family, two people My sister has grown into a half-grown little girl, and I am also a second-grade student in elementary school.

Chen Chengyi, nicknamed Sanwaer.The skinniest doll in the village, his academic performance is far behind his two sisters. This is how the villagers evaluate me.

Of course, sometimes they would discuss that this baby was very weak when he was a child, but luckily his father was able to get him a lot of nutritious food, and now he looks like a calf.

Yes, since the first grade of elementary school, I have been the tallest boy doll in the class, and my body is also very strong. Why do I say I am the tallest boy doll?Because the development of female dolls is a little earlier than that of male dolls, there is a female doll in the class who is taller than me.

Because of this, I often bully others, so it is common for other people's parents to come to my door.

In September of this year, not long after school started, the heat had not completely dissipated. As soon as school was over at 9:[-] in the afternoon, many boys and girls met to take a bath in the river ditch. The deepest part of excavating water for irrigation is no more than one meter, so it is not dangerous to soak in it.Therefore, parents and teachers do not care about it.

In the past, I was the most active in this kind of thing, but today I am not in the mood. I refused to go when others asked me to go, just because I made a big mistake at school today, I dare not go home, and I want to go home. What to do.

It’s simple to say, I stole a box of matches (matches) from my old man (dad) before going out to school today, and brought them to show off to my classmates, after all, matches were a rare thing among the country children at that time.

Showing off obviously had the desired effect. Everyone envied me for having a box of matches and surrounded me.The school director rang the bell for class, and everyone left reluctantly.

My temper was very restless, but I was crazy again. After class, others calmed down, but I was still excited. When I was excited, the class seemed extraordinarily boring. Originally, I was not the kind of student who could listen to the class seriously, so I just Play while the teacher is not paying attention to strike a match.

Coincidentally, the one sitting in front of me is the one I hate the most, a girl who is taller than me, staring at her back, looking at her two big black braids, I don’t know what I’m thinking, draw The match that has died, stretches out his hand and burns it towards other people's braids.

In fact, I swear that I was just being mischievous in my heart. God knows why her hair is so easy to burn. She caught fire with a handful of matches, and there was an unpleasant burnt smell in the classroom, but she still didn't know it. Unknowingly, I was listening to the class carefully.

Sitting behind her, I panicked, because the students sitting around us couldn't help but sneered. If I attracted the attention of the teacher who was writing on the blackboard, I would be completely finished.

At first I blew hard, trying to blow out the fire, but it burned happily. In a hurry, I spit on the girl's hair, but obviously I was far worse than the water faucet (water pipe). to no avail.

The surrounding student dolls started to roar with laughter, and the girl doll who was burned with smoke above her head was still unaware, but this movement was enough to attract the teacher's attention. As soon as the young female teacher turned around, she saw the smoke above her head. The students who looked like "Xiu Xian" couldn't help screaming when they took a closer look.

Then, she grabbed the book on the desk and rushed down, before she even had time to explain, she slapped the female doll hard on the head, the female doll was startled by the teacher's actions , almost cried out.

But later, someone yelled, "Liu Chunyan, your hair is on fire." Only then did she know what happened, and burst into tears.

"Come help, the other students are going to fetch water." The young female teacher's voice became sharp because of her anger. When she yelled, everyone realized that the students who were able to sit in picked up their books and rushed towards them. Liu Chunyan patted on the head, and several other students ran out of the classroom in the name of fetching water.

In short, a good class was messed up by me within 1 minute.

In fact, the fire was not too big, so it was extinguished in such a rush, but when the classmate who fetched water came back, he didn't care about the situation. down...

Liu Chunyan, who had been in a broken mood, was finally overwhelmed by this, from crying to howling, and now the next class was also aroused to watch the excitement.

In the end, only half of one braid was burned, and Liu Chunyan, naked, was sent home by some female students arranged by the teacher.Of course, before that, the teacher had already interrogated me to be the culprit of this matter.

So, I was punished to stand all morning. During the lunch break, I had to stand except for eating. Yes, the students who didn’t go home slept on the table, and I stood at the end of the classroom.

In addition, the teacher announced that I must bring my parents to school tomorrow, because I am so shameless!As for me, I'm actually not afraid of fine standing or anything, I'm so afraid of inviting parents to come to school.

At that time, I hated my dad deeply. He was soft-spoken to my two sisters, and he often served me with a punch. If this happened, I can foresee that it is far more than my dad giving me. It's fine to stop the old boxing, maybe it's the 'mixed doubles' that my mother will also join.

I was worried, but there was also a little joy, because I was studying in the elementary school in the countryside, which was far away from my home, and it took about an hour and a half to walk to school, so even if my parents knew, in the afternoon It is also impossible to come to school, at most it is waiting for me to go back, which means that I still have an afternoon to think of a way, even the teacher said to bring the parents tomorrow!

In this way, I was thinking of a solution all morning and noon, but in the afternoon, Liu Chunyan's arrival made me despair.

I am a problem student, but Liu Chunyan is a good student. No big deal can stop other people's enthusiasm for learning. Today is the best proof. I was sent back in such a embarrassment in the morning, and they cut it in the afternoon With a man's head, he returned to the classroom with an aggressive 'kill'.

"Chen Chengyi, let me tell you. I have already told your mother and old man. You old man said that you must clean up after you go back. Just wait." As soon as Liu Chunyan came to the classroom, she gave me a Get off your horse.

By the way, there are students from several villages in the primary school in this village. You, Liu Chunyan, and I are from the same village after all. Are you going to punish me like this?

I glanced at Liu Chunyan with disdain on my face, but my heart became entangled in a 'twist', thinking of my dad's powerful old punches, supplemented by my mother's 'iron palm', the taste of the **** made my calves twitch Trembling.

In the afternoon I can sit and attend class, but I am not moved by the treatment. I almost scratched my scalp, and I didn't think of a good and feasible way.

So, you said, can I be in the mood when they tell me to take a bath in the river ditch?For the first time, I think school is so cute, I don't want to leave it, I just want to stay in school until I die.

"Sanbai, you really don't want to go?" The one who spoke was Su Laifu, my best buddy when I was a child. Because it was delicious, he was a rare fat baby in those days. He was nicknamed 'crispy meat' ( A kind of snack in Sichuan, the method is to wrap the half-fat and half-lean meat with prepared flour, fry it in an oil pan, and it will be crispy, especially popular in rural Sichuan).

"Damn it, it's not like you don't know that my dad has good intentions when he hits me, and it makes me upset when I think about it." Su Rou is a buddy I can 'confide in', and I don't mind sharing my troubles with him.

"Then you have to go even more. Anyway, you don't want to go home, so you can go back when you are happy, just like when my old man beats me, I usually tell him, you wait until I am full before hitting me. Sanbaer, Are you really afraid that you don't even dare to play?" Su Rou is heartless, and only when he was young, did he think of saying this when he was full. Our village is a 'joke' that has been circulating for a long time.

I am most afraid of being aggressive, I am most afraid of people saying that I have no courage, and I am even more afraid that others will say that I cannot become a "battle hero" because I have no courage. Besides, what Su Rou said makes sense, I will be beaten anyway, and I don't want to Go back, why don't you go play?

When I thought about this, I was 'suddenly proud', put the books in my yellow satchel in a mess, and said: "I'm afraid of death and not being a gc party, **** is still waiting for me to become his glorious fighting hero, let's go, crispy meat , go take a bath."

Taking a bath in the ditch is a happy thing. A dozen or so male dolls jumped down naked, and when they played like crazy, they forgot everything, even the fact that time passed so fast.

I don’t know how long I’ve been playing wildly in the ditch. Gradually, some people are going home. As there are fewer and fewer people, I start to panic. In the end, only Surou and I are left in the ditch.

The crispy meat was soaking in the water, and the color of the lips was a little pale. Although the summer heat has not subsided this day, the coolness is also coming down quickly. At this time, the sky is already dark, and the sun is about to set, so the water is naturally cold.

"Sanbai, I can't stand it. It's so cold. I'm hungry too. I want to go back to eat." Surou looked at me pitifully and said hesitantly.Even though he was just a baby, Su Rou was still very loyal and couldn't bear to leave me alone.

"Let's go up and talk about it." I couldn't stand the cold anymore, I guess the color of those lips was as good as the crispy flesh.

When we got ashore, the two of us got dressed tremblingly, feeling a little better, and the sun had already set.

"Sanbai, otherwise we're going home, and you can't stay home forever." The crispy meat was so hungry, at this time, the people in the village had already wafted up the cooking smoke, and the smell of the food wafted through the empty space. The field can spread far away, and the smell of crispy meat is unbearable.

Having said that, I really want to go home, and besides, I am hungry.