My Taoist Career

In a short while, old man Jiang drew three talismans, handed them to my mother, and said: "This talisman is just the simplest type of evil spirit talisman. You should stick it on the door of the house, the door of this bedroom, and the bed respectively." head. I don’t want to hurt the evil spirit right now, I just simply block it and let it retreat. Three evil talismans are enough. I have to go out tomorrow to completely solve everything. After solving the matter of the evil spirits, we will go find the lost soul of the second sister."

My mother hurriedly did as Old Man Jiang ordered, and pasted the three talismans on the positions designated by Old Man Jiang.

Next, there is nothing to do, everyone is just waiting quietly, very nervous, except for old man Jiang and me, I have a feeling of trust in old man Jiang for no reason, although I hate his Obscenity, at this moment all my thoughts are placed on my curiosity about Old Man Jiang.

As for old man Jiang, maybe this kind of battle is just a child's play for him, and he doesn't need to be nervous at all.

Time passed quickly, and soon it was 11 o'clock.

In the past at 11 o'clock, when the female ghost came to pester the second sister, it was silent, but just after 2 o'clock today, there was a 'bang bang' sound similar to knocking on the door from the door of the house.

"That ghost is at the door." Old man Jiang stood up calmly, and took two steps with his hands behind his back.

"Master Jiang, why do I think this ghost has become fierce? It used to be silent, why is it still knocking on the door today?" My mother was disturbed by the 'bang bang' sound, and her face was a little pale. Palely asked old man Jiang.

"It's not knocking on the door. There is a talisman blocking it at the door. It is entangled with the talisman. But such a talisman can't stop it for a while. Just watch." Old man Jiang said calmly Sure enough, as soon as he finished speaking, the 'bang bang' sound stopped, and a gust of wind blew, and the originally sticky talisman whirled and fell down.

Because of the angle, all our family members saw this scene, and couldn't help being a little creepy. Only the old man Jiang took a sip of tea very calmly, and said, "The second picture!"

The second talisman was glued to the door of this bedroom, and we all stared nervously at the second talisman. Sure enough, in the blink of an eye, the second talisman rose automatically without wind, accompanied by the sound of 'crash' sound.

"Hey, old man, what do you think if these three talismans can stop that female ghost? What if they can't?" Sad, seeing that the second sister's condition has improved, I feel a little more comfortable, but I just swear that I will treat the second sister well in the future!Now that I have stepped out of this shadow, I also have the intention to speak. Seeing this scene, I couldn't help asking.

'Bang', what greeted me was not the old man Jiang's kind answer, but his 2 fingers, which slammed on my head hard!I don't know if his fingers are made of iron, but the knocking sound is so crisp, and I finally know what it feels like to stare at gold stars.

"Stinky boy, everyone in the world can disrespect me, and that's a breeze for me. But you can't, what is an old man?! Do you understand respecting the teacher?" Old man Jiang reprimanded me inexplicably , but I covered my head and dared not speak. In fact, I am grateful to this old man. He is saving my second sister. I also believe that he has real skills.So, I endured it and didn't dare to talk back.

But after the reprimand, Old Man Jiang explained to me: "I calculated the three evil-blocking talismans accurately, just enough to make it retreat from exhaustion. Besides, if it can't be stopped, isn't it me? What are you in a hurry for? Cultivators are most afraid of impetuosity. People with impetuosity have an unstable aura, not to mention lowering their own luck, and they are easy to be taken advantage of. You calm me down."

Unexpectedly, at the end of the explanation, the old man Jiang scolded me. I didn't understand what he was talking about, so I just shut up and scolded myself for talking too much. The old man didn't scold anyone, but he loved to scold me. .

In just a short while, the second evil-blocking talisman also fell down. The family members sitting in the middle of the room clearly felt a gust of cold wind blowing towards their faces. The coolness made everyone shiver, except Old man Jiang.

"Hehe, you really have a lot of resentment, and the two small evil spirit talismans actually made you feel this way, but do you have the ability?" As he said that, the old man Jiang suddenly kicked around our sitting family with strange steps. Walk around, and finally stand in one position, one foot will not fall.

Following Mr. Jiang's actions, the cold wind that had surrounded the room stopped unexpectedly, and the next moment, I saw the pillow towel on the bedside of the second sister was blown up, and it went towards the second sister. It's obvious.

The old man Jiang snorted coldly, his foot fell lightly, and he just looked at the second sister with cold eyes, but after a while, the talisman on the bedside of the second sister floated down, and the old man Jiang closed his eyes and concentrated on it. Impressed, he couldn't help but say: "So crazy? Hmph...how can you break the soul-locking knot I made with my own hands?"

While speaking, Jiang old man suddenly stepped in front of the second sister's window, with one hand behind his back and the other stretched forward, muttering something, at the same time, the fingers of his outstretched hand changed rapidly , at the same time that the broken thoughts in the mouth stopped, the hand formula has also been formed.

With the completion of old man Jiang's gestures, his whole aura suddenly changed. He looked upright and mighty. Hands are sharp and feel powerful.

"I didn't want to let your soul fly away, and you can't break this soul knot. If you provoke again and again, I will have to suppress you today." Old man Jiang shouted loudly, and at the same time, he only did The fork-shaped hand formula is about to be sent forward.

At this time, our whole family felt that the room was warmed up suddenly, as if something had left, thinking that the ghost had already left.

The old man Jiang also relaxed his whole body at this time, and then looked at the situation of the second sister before he said: "This ghost has so much resentment that it is rare. The previous two evil spirit talismans angered it. After entering the house, I actually wanted to run into your whole family, I stepped out of the step in time, and when I finally asked the upper body of God, I frightened it back, it was not reconciled, and wanted to mess with the second sister, when it was exhausted, it still wanted to Relying on a wave of hatred, I continued to fuck the second sister."

Speaking of this, old man Jiang snorted coldly, and said: "But how can it break through my soul-locking knot? Even so, I can't tolerate it being so arrogant. I used the iron fork finger, as long as it breaks through again If there is any disrespect, I will definitely let it fly away."

Old man Jiang's words made me feel a little hot, so majestic!With just a few movements, I frightened away an evil spirit, which is even more majestic than the tiger claw hanging around my neck. If only I could do these tricks.

That old man Jiang was originally explaining what happened to our family, but at this moment he kept silent, but turned around and looked at me with a smile, as if he could see through my thoughts and said: "Sanbaer, you are so hot-eyed at me! Personal ability? Forget it, call Master now, and after your second sister’s matter is completely resolved, I will take you up the mountain to complete the apprenticeship ceremony.”

As soon as I heard it, I quit, and immediately jumped up and down in the room and shouted: "I don't care about your skills. When I grow up, I want to be a member of the Red Army. I don't want to be a Taoist priest!"

Old man Jiang is a ghost catcher in my eyes, so in my logical thinking, a ghost catcher is equivalent to a Taoist priest. Do you want me to be a Taoist priest when I grow up? !Impossible, absolutely impossible, that is far from the ideal of a fighting hero in my heart.

Seeing my bouncing around, old man Jiang just smiled hehehe. After laughing, I only saw him take a few steps, and when his eyes dazzled, he held it in his hand!What's the matter?What's going on?

I was lifted three feet off the ground by the old man Jiang, and I panicked. Not long after we met, I suffered a big loss twice. Is this the third time?This old man Jiang moved really fast, I didn't even feel how he grabbed me.

After catching me, I was still struggling, old man Jiang ignored me, and directly in front of my parents, yes, and my eldest sister, he stripped off my pants with a 'wow', Then he pressed me on the stool, without waiting for me to cry, there was a 'snap', and it hit my butt crisply.

"Smelly old man, you dare to take off my pants!!" My face was blushing like blood, but the eldest sister was there anyway, and this old man actually took off the pants of the hero such as me. If Surou and others know If so, my fame will be ruined.

"I don't know how to respect the teacher and respect the way." The old man Jiang ignored me at all, and muttered to himself, followed by another 'pop'.

"I'm going to fight you, old man, if you have the guts, fight me one-on-one, don't use spanking." I'm already crazy.

"Rebellious." There was another 'crack'.

"Smelly old man..."

'Crack''crack''crack', no matter how I yell, what always responds to me is this crisp, spanking sound!

At the beginning, I didn't feel anything when I was in a rage, but after a while, the burning pain in my butt was unbearable. The old man's iron palm was much stronger than my father's heavy punch.

"Wuuuu...I was wrong..." I begged for mercy, I couldn't help it, I was very sad and angry, my parents let me be beaten by a strange old man like this, I clearly saw that my eldest sister was distressed, and wanted to persuade her , was pulled by my mother!

What parents are these?Sell ​​your own son!Sadness and anger belong to grief and anger, but I can't be beaten all the time. After Mr. Jiang beat me a dozen more times, I finally begged for mercy and admitted my mistake.

"Oh? What's wrong?" The old man Jiang smiled. It seemed that he was not enjoying himself enough, and he hadn't beaten me enough.

"I...I don't respect the teacher...I...I am rebellious...I...I will never repent..." I was sobbing, while carrying the old man Jiang who had just taught me If it is, it looks like I have been planted.

The old man Jiang let go of me with a "hehe" smile, and said, "Just like you, you are still a Red Army soldier. After a dozen slaps, you will admit your mistake. Isn't this a typical traitor?"

The old man!He just poked me wherever it hurts, I hurriedly lifted my pants and stood up, holding the waistband tightly with both hands, then I said with a desperate expression: "I am relaxing the vigilance of the enemy. will never give in."

Well, heroes can't go without pants, I'm just letting down the enemy's vigilance so I can put them on.

"Haha...haha...ok...ok..." Old man Jiang smiled and didn't get angry. God knows what he was planning, but I was a little guilty of this old man after all, so I backed away unconsciously a few steps.

"Sanwa, do you want me to beat you? Do you know who he is? You were haunted by ghosts when you were young, and Master Jiang rescued you. Who do you think gave you the tiger claw on your neck? Yes Master Jiang gave it to you, do you think you are begging for a beating?" My dad was standing by the side and kept silent, but seeing me like this, he couldn't help but say a few words, just to scold me not to be presumptuous up.

Of course, this is also a disguised form of distressing me. This old man Jiang is invisible to my father. Sometimes he is extremely majestic, and sometimes he is foolish. I simply don't know which one is the real him.

Although my father knew that this old man Jiang regarded me as an apprentice and felt sorry for me, it seems that he did not hesitate to teach a lesson, and with his changeable personality, he might not be sure what his son would suffer, but he himself It's not easy to be a father.

Not to mention what my dad was thinking, but after hearing these words, I was stunned!