My Taoist Career

But as if he had discovered the New World, Su Rou pointed to old Mr. Wu and said, "Oh, don't blame my little brother Ding, you can see that his master can't even blow it."

Old man Jiang laughed even more unscrupulously, took two puffs of the dry cigarette that Old Man Wu had just handed him, and then said: "Two melon babies."

When Old Man Jiang laughed at us, Xiao Ding quit. When I sang and talked about him with Su Rou just now, he just laughed shyly there. When he said his master, he became anxious.

"No, no...it's not like that, it's not meant to be blown, and...not to be sung." Xiao Ding was incoherent when he was in a hurry, what he was saying, and Su Rou and I couldn't figure it out .

"What he meant to tell you is that the bamboo flute is not a flute for playing ditties. The bamboo flute is used to drive away snakes. Why do you think the snakes didn't bite just now? It wasn't Xiao Ding playing the bamboo flute to drive away snakes. Snake? Also, their master gave us medicine powder." Jiang old man finally came out to help Xiao Ding out.

"But, that bamboo flute doesn't make any sound, why is it driving the snake? Why is it so hanging?" I was very curious, and Su Rou had never heard of these things, and stared at my master with narrowed eyes, waiting for an answer. .

"Look at it." The old man Jiang knocked on the pot of Hanyan calmly, and pointed to the bottom of the table for us to see.

A strange thing happened. The snakes that originally gathered here began to move. They were no longer crowded together like before, giving people a feeling of anxiety and hesitation. Instead, they began to move towards the curtain one after another. The other end moved slowly, as if it was about to go out.

"Master, tell me quickly, what's the matter?" I jumped on old man Jiang's back and asked by pulling his collar.

The old man Jiang grabbed me, and then said: "Other people's housekeeping skills, what's going on, I don't know how to play. But I can tell you the principle, you know snakes How do you look at this world? Basically rely on the tongue, feel the heat, feel the vibrations, in the wild, snakes have to survive, what kind of heat, what kind of vibrations are dangerous, it naturally has a set of instincts. To put it bluntly, playing the bamboo flute Snake repelling is to imitate a kind of vibration to make the snake feel dangerous. But there is a lot of attention to it. These vibration methods are the housekeeping methods of snake repellents, and there are other methods. If there are too many, those who play with snakes Experts, there are almost no snakes that cannot be dealt with, and at a certain level, you can even communicate with snake spirits."

I was taken aback when I heard it, it turned out that snakes... what, eyes are not as useful as tongues?What is the little bamboo flute vibrating?

"This... this bamboo flute is... not an ordinary flute. The way it is done is... it is exquisite... difficult to make... very difficult." Xiao Ding stammered when he was excited, but when my master came out to explain, As soon as he cleared the siege, he became proud.

"Wow, so fierce, so powerful!" Su Rou was already amazed, and I nodded again and again.

But I was a little strange. I looked at my master and said, "Master, how do you know so much? You also know that snakes use their tongues?"

The old man Jiang glanced at me with some complacency, and said, "Is this strange? So I told you to study hard, thinking that you don't need to study if you become a Taoist priest? I will tell you that I came out of a university back then, I have been studying abroad and majored in biology, and there has never been a true Taoist priest who is ignorant, he can’t study well, and he can’t learn metaphysics, because people who don’t understand science think that everything is supernatural.”

When it came to the excitement, old man Jiang just slapped my ass: "I won't tell you so much, anyway, you will remember it for me, and if you lose your grades in school in the future, I won't beat your ass! "

Well, I admit that I was almost scolded and cried by old man Jiang, and the slap just now was really hard!It's just that I really didn't expect that my master, who is like a blind stream, is still a scholar of reading.

"Let me tell you, don't think that snake drivers are god-like professions. How mysterious they are. They are better than the world's best zoologists who study snakes..." Old man Jiang continued to teach me, but At this time, the old Wutou helped me out.

"Old Jiang, the snake has been driven away, should we go and get involved with the snake spirit?"

"Snake spirit, I want to get rid of it. If I don't get rid of it, it will be troublesome. If I don't get rid of these snakes, I have to gather here. The earth nourishes yin, yin gathers snakes, and snakes generate yin. If you want to save these dead souls, this gathering of yin will be completely broken. Hell, we have to get rid of this snake spirit." Old man Jiang muttered in bits and pieces, as if the snake spirit made him quite embarrassed.

"Alright, let's deal with snake spirits after I drive away these snakes completely." Old Wu boss nodded and said, then stuffed the emerald green bamboo flute into his mouth again, drumming He blew on his cheeks.

Crispy Rou was completely fooled by the things here, and directly pinched his own face, and because the attack was too heavy, he yelled, "Hey, hey".

"San baby, you have to tell me, I'm definitely not dreaming." He said to me very seriously after pinching the crispy meat.

"You're really not dreaming." I can only answer him that way, because I'm new to these things, and the matter is complicated, so I don't know how to explain it to Su Rou.

"Little friend, you are definitely not dreaming. You are touching state secrets. If you say it, the consequences will be very serious." Suddenly a person spoke, and I turned my head to see that it was just a few soldiers in the small courtyard that day. one of them?

"What... What are the consequences?" Su Rou is not small, and he can only eat if he threatens him, but he may be too much influenced by me, and he is afraid of the People's Liberation Army alone. Seeing what the People's Liberation Army said, he was afraid , I can't even speak easily.

"Shoot, shoot everyone, shoot the whole family." The man looked serious, not joking at all.

"Ah...then I won't watch it." Su Rou immediately covered his eyes, watching the fun, and shooting the whole family?Can it still be like this?

I was angry, and said that I can’t bully my friend like this, because I have Master’s protection, I was about to say something, but old man Jiang pulled me over, and he said in my ear: “These things You can’t say it, the people don’t understand, and you can only panic, and the country won’t let you say it. You can talk to Su Rou later, anyway, he will read it after reading it. You must not talk about things. When you grow up It's..."

Old man Jiang paused at this point, I was taken aback, and asked, "What about when we grow up?"

"When you grow up, if you tell him again, you won't be shot." Old man Jiang gave a sneaky laugh and ignored me. I'm so angry, my master is so weak! !

But although I am young, I still know that this matter is serious. I walked over, broke off Su Rou's hand, and said to Su Rou with guilt in my heart: "Shu Rou, you really can't say these things. It’s a secret, just like the secrets of the People’s Liberation Army’s wars cannot be known by spies.”

"I absolutely must not say it, Sanwaer, you have also seen it, what should I do?" I was moved in my heart, it is rare that Surou still remembers me at this time.

But I can only tell him with guilt: "Even if I have Master here, if I tell the truth, I will still be shot."

"Ah, really?"

"Really." I can only express guilt.

After a short silence, I asked Su Rou: "Do you still want to watch it? If you don't want to, I'll ask my master to take you out."

"Look, why don't you watch it. Anyway, after watching it for a while, I said I was going to be shot, and I said I was going to be shot after reading it. I... I just want to watch it, so I'm going to fight it out." Su Rou said solemnly, this kid is just like me, knowing that he is curious Even if you kill the cat, you will still rush to the muzzle of the gun.

I know that Su Rou won't talk about it, so I won't say anything. In fact, what I don't understand is, since these things are so confidential, why does my master let Su Rou follow me?too weird.

It wasn't until I grew up that I didn't know that Master had calculated that crispy meat would enter my life. He knew these things a long time ago, and they were inevitable anyway.

I talked to Su Rou for a while, and then I looked up, and there were no more snakes in the entire curtain, and they were all gathered at one end, and they were crawling out neatly.

Everyone was very patient. It wasn't until 10 minutes after all the snakes had left that my master took the lead and said, "Go, get out of the snake spirit!"

My master jumped off the platform, took Surou and me by the hand and walked in front, Old Mr. Wu followed closely, and the others quickly followed. After walking on the uneven ground for a long time, we reached a the front of the cloth.

This piece of cloth is a part of the curtain, I really didn’t see any problem, but when the master pulled the cloth, I found that the cloth is movable, just like a door curtain, and there is another one behind the door curtain. The circle cloth is about [-] to [-] square meters, and there is a big pit in the middle, how deep it is, I can't see it from my angle.

My master took Su Rou and me to walk towards the deep pit. For some reason, the more I walked, the more bored and cold I felt, and my complexion became ugly as I walked.

"Forget that you are sensitive to those things, and you are easy to recruit." Master stopped and looked at me: "Don't you read the meditation formula I taught you?"

I read it quickly, this time I read it loudly, and I felt comfortable after reading it. Old man Jiang had already expected this, and continued to lead me forward.

I didn't stop until I reached the deep pit. I subconsciously looked in, and I was completely shocked.