My Taoist Career

My dad didn't know a few words, but he knew the numbers anyway. He glanced at the test paper, his face softened a little, and he said, "When will your baby be able to be better? Your eldest sister and second sister are as big as you are." When I was a kid, it wasn’t a double hundred, the worst was over 95. It’s a good thing you know you got over 80 in the test, otherwise I’ll beat you to death.”

After finishing speaking, my dad gave me the test paper, and I secretly breathed a sigh of relief, this time I finally narrowly passed the test.

But at this moment, a person came out of the house, who is that old man Jiang?

"Sanwa'er's test paper? Show it to me, how many points did you get in the test?" Why do you think my cheap master's ears are so good?

I can't help it, he said he wants to see it, dare I not give it?With the feeling of being guillotined again, I sighed inwardly and handed out the paper.

Old man Jiang took my test paper, opened it leisurely, and frowned slightly.

I was very nervous at this time, and subconsciously decided to 'excuse me' him.

"Master, why are you back?"

"I'm done." Old man Jiang's expression softened a little.

"Master, have the graves been moved?"

"Hmm..." With a long ending, Old Man Jiang smiled.

"Master, are you having dinner at my house tonight?"

"Yes..." Jiang old man grinned.

"Master..." I was about to ask again.

My dad interrupted me impatiently: "*** baby, why are you talking so much?"

I guess my dad was annoyed by me, so he just yelled, my dad is the one who hates children pestering him with questions, and seeing me pestering old man Jiang like this, he probably thought it was impolite.

"Hehe, it's okay." Jiang old man cheerfully put away the test paper, held it in his hand and didn't return it to me, and stopped my dad directly by making a sound.

Then I called my dad and me, and sat down at the stone table in the yard. My heart was pounding, and I just wanted to get the test paper back, but my dad, he didn't know why, so I don't want to make dinner ?My mother will be resting these two days, and he should be busy with dinner. Why is the old man Jiang, who loves food so much, dragging himself to sit here at this time, is he ready to chat?

"Three babies..." Old man Jiang called out my name after protracting the end of his voice.

"Hey..." I replied with some trepidation.

"This person, there is always a time when he makes a mistake, and occasionally he likes to play and play, which delays his work. But, it is a good thing to be able to face mistakes calmly, and it is even better if you can correct your mistakes after facing them." Alright. Sanwa, tell me, after making a mistake, what kind of person is the most hateful?" Old man Jiang smiled.

"That's needless to say? A dead duck with a stubborn mouth, a person who doesn't admit his mistakes." My dad stiffened his neck next to him, and he said this. He hates the person who talks back when he is wrong.

"That... ah... that's..." I didn't understand what I said next to me, my palms were sweating, and I had a bad feeling.

"I don't think so. The most abhorrent thing is that after making a mistake, people who want to escape, dare not face it, and choose to deceive are the most abhorrent. Especially for male dolls, honesty and integrity are the most valuable qualities. People are not as good as they are." Old man Jiang said calmly.

"Well, that's right, that's right, I hate liars the most." My dad agreed beside him.

I was in a cold sweat... I was already planning to run away.

But my cheap master seemed to see through my mind, grabbed my shoulder and asked, "Sanbaer, do you think what master said is right?"

"Well, yes, it's more correct than what the teacher of thought and morality said." Master's hands are like iron pliers, and I can't even move them, let alone escape?Just temporarily flatter me at this time, maybe it will be easier later, I am a quite enlightened person.

"Hey..." Jiang old man smiled, didn't let go of my plan, but opened my paper.

The first is the math paper.

"13+6=16, um, not bad."

"5+7=13, smart."

As I listened to him reading, I was sweating coldly. In fact, I didn’t know right or wrong. Read where I got it wrong.

In vain of my cleverness, I changed my score, but I couldn't change so many crosses on the test paper.

Putting the math paper aside, old man Jiang took the Chinese paper again.

"At noon on the day of hoeing, sweat flowed down the river. Hehehe..." Jiang old man laughed so hard that my heart trembled, and I scolded in my heart, Teacher X is too hateful, what's wrong with sweating down the river?

I remember that there was a word for river?

"Please fill in the blanks according to the example, (green), haha, okay, you listened to the arrangement, and filled in 6 of the same (green)!" At this point, the old man Jiang put the test paper, patted the table, and grabbed it I just put it on the table.

"Old Chen, bring me the bamboo slices." Old man Jiang snorted angrily.

My dad just didn't realize it, nonsense, my dad didn't understand what was said on the Chinese paper, he could do arithmetic problems in elementary school, but the problem was that he didn't listen carefully, and couldn't figure out if old man Jiang was praising me.

However, old man Jiang dared not listen to his orders, besides, old man Jiang's tone was so severe, my dad didn't react, and the bamboo pieces had already been delivered to old man Jiang.

Old man Jiang pulled down my pants, and with a 'slap', the bamboo piece hit my butt firmly: "You are really capable, how dare you lie!"

'Crack' 'crack' the bamboo slices fell continuously, the force was really 'even and moderate', every time the pain was the same, I immediately howled, the burning pain was comparable to my dad's iron fist, it was still Make it uncomfortable.

My dad didn't realize it at first, but when he heard that I was lying, he immediately became angry. He absolutely believed in old man Jiang.

As soon as the fire came up, my dad immediately reacted, rolled up his sleeves, and the fist was about to come up.

When I saw it, I almost fainted from crying, shit, I'm not happy with the 'double blow'!

But I didn't want Old Jiang to stop my dad with one hand, but the bamboo pieces in his hand kept falling on my buttocks: "Don't be busy, this kid is hateful, I will teach you a lesson, and you will teach me a lesson." It's not too late. Master and old man have their own lessons, and he can't get away with the fifty 'bamboo pieces'."

My dad looked like he couldn't vent his anger, and he was "angry" beside him, but he admitted it.

It was me who was miserable. I learned two unfortunate news. The first one was that I was going to be spanked fifty times.The second is that after this meal, there is still another meal waiting. As the saying goes, long-term pain is worse than short-term pain. You can’t do this...

I cried more and more miserably, muttering in my mouth: "Soldiers of the Red Army are not afraid of hardships and dangers, they are not afraid of hardships and dangers, they are just not afraid..."

My dad knew that this was my habit. When he was beaten in a hurry and couldn't run away, he would yell at the Red Army soldiers to 'encourage' himself, and my dad often laughed out of anger.

But this old man Jiang didn't move at all, he just said: "You are like this, you are ashamed to call a Red Army soldier when you are lying." Then, the bamboo piece that hit me became more rhythmic.

My mother and my two elder sisters were startled a long time ago, and they all came to the yard. They were dumbfounded when they saw the old man Jiang beating me. My 'enthusiastic' father immediately handed them the papers. read.

"Master Jiang saw this and beat him, saying he was lying." My dad still hasn't figured out the matter, but it doesn't prevent him from suing as if showing off.

My mother couldn't see why, my two elder sisters were not vegetarians, and after reading it for a while, they saw the problem. Seeing what was written on my paper, my straightforward eldest sister laughed, while my second sister sneered. He pursed his mouth, laughing out two nice dimples.

"Mom, the third baby should be beaten. He changed the score on the test paper. The mistakes on the test paper don't match the teacher's mark." After the eldest sister finished laughing, she said the problem directly.

The second sister smiled silently, probably annoyed and funny at my behavior.

"What, shit, changed the score?" My dad got angry again when he heard that, he rushed up and wanted to beat me up, but thinking of old man Jiang's order, he endured it again.

Finally, after the fifty spankings, old man Jiang calmly threw the bamboo piece aside. At this time, my buttocks were already red and swollen, and I was lying on the stone table, sobbing, not wanting to move. It hurts.