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The two girls laughed "puchi", and one of them said, "You are a boy, do you have a boyfriend?"

"True love is between men, don't you understand?"

The two girls were stunned for a moment, and said in unison: "Wow, madman!"

Jiang Quan nodded, "The lunatic is the cutest."

Then turn around and follow Pi Xiaoyou, because Pi Xiaoyou relieved the embarrassment with a smile.

Jiang Quan threw the watermelon in his arms and continued walking, "Xiaoyou, you are too wasteful, I haven't finished eating the watermelon yet."

"Oh, is that so? You almost gnawed on my hand just now..."

"Have it?"

"There is!"

"I want to eat it again..." Jiang Quan pouted at the watermelon that Xiaoyou had gnawed a lot.

Girls, eating is more refined and slow.

Pi Xiaoyou waved his hand, blushing, "No, I've eaten."

"I do not mind."

"I mind."

"Okay, you can do whatever you want, I feel abandoned by my sister, you are ruthless, you are cold..."

With a look of grievance on his face, he quickened his pace again.

Pi Xiaoyou laughed quietly all the way, ate the watermelon, and followed him closely...

After a while, I came to the Huahuo roller skating rink.

Pi Xiaoyou looked around, "Ah, there really is a security car parked outside! You are really capable, a phone call can call uncle."

Jiang Quan was very calm. He looked at the security car, and then at the four security police scattered around here who seemed to be patrolling.

"Although my uncle's face is a bit cold, he is quite a nice person. His brother's precious daughter is going roller skating, so why not escort her?

Besides, he made a phone call, and the security station in charge of this area immediately took action. If my guess is right, it must be the car of the police station here. "

Pi Xiaoyou nodded, but felt a little worried, "But, I'm not very good at roller skating!"

"That can't be done." Jiang Quan became serious now, "Your cousin Qianqian is very good at skating. Isn't she coming to play with you? If you are too good at skating, you will make a joke."

"Huh? Is she a good skater?"

Jiang Quan said: "In our school, she is the little roller skating princess, and I, sorry, I'm not very good at skating, but the little roller skating prince is me."

"Haha, you two are really suitable, a princess and a prince." Pi Xiaoyou joked.

"Forget it, that's my cold beauty squad leader, I can't be offended. She is the lofty Snow White, but I am the Frog Prince."

"Haha...is there such a handsome frog as you?"

Jiang Quan smiled with a vicissitudes of life, "I don't mention the love between the prince and the princess. Fairy tales are all deceptive. Today I will teach you to skate. I promise that Lu Qianqian will come over in two days. You will impress her. This is not a lie."

Afterwards, Jiang Quan came to the police car under the old tree on the street, only a young policeman was sitting inside.

Jiang Quan gave the watermelon to the security guard: "Brother, you have worked hard on duty. Please cut this melon and share it with all comrades on duty!"

Security is a little confused: "You are?"

Seeing the beautiful ruffian Xiaoyou again, his eyes lit up, "Who are you?"

"Hehe, we just trouble everyone to clear the venue!"

Jiang Quan directly stuffed the watermelon into the car window and threw it away.

People quickly catch it.

When he looked up again, Jiang Quan threw five packs of hard Zhonghua on the hood, "Comrades, let's go."

After speaking, he dragged Pi Xiaoyou and left.

Ji An chuckled and nodded, "This young couple is not bad, not bad..."

Then he got out of the car with the watermelon in his arms, and while looking for a place to cut the melon, he called through the intercom: "Brothers, come over here, let the Chinese smoke, let's eat the watermelon."

There was also a response in the intercom: "Ah, you iron cock, are you willing to invite everyone for a while? I am the first to not believe it."

"Hey...of course not, it was invited by a young couple..."

...

Pi Xiaoyou said as he walked, "Xiaojiang, you really know how to do things. It's watermelon and cigarettes. The cigarettes cost a lot, right?"

"Comrades have also worked very hard. As a human being, you can't be too fake."

"Hehe, yes..."

With that said, the two entered the Huahuo roller skating rink and took a look around.

The roller skating rink was really deserted, and there was no music playing.

Jiang Quan said in a low voice: "Uncle did a great job. Once the place is cleared, the family's business will be gone."

"That's fine! Anyway, I'm not very good at skating, so that others won't see it as a joke." Pi Xiaoyou was a little excited, inexplicably enjoying the pleasure brought by this kind of power.

As she said that, she still thought of something, "Actually, sister Huan is good at skating, and her younger brother is also good at skating. Originally, they invited me this afternoon to teach me!"

"Oh, is it so?"

"real."

"It's a pity that his younger brother's foot is injured and he can't skate for a long time. He's going back to college. I'll meet her and let's fight!"

"Doubling?" Pi Xiaoyou was really puzzled.

Jiang Quan said solemnly: "Youth singers compete with voices, shooters compete with eyes, and skating competitions naturally compete with legs!"

Pi Xiaoyou smiled happily, "You are so funny. Later, I will tell Sister Huan about this."

"Success! I have legs in roller skating. I don't know if she can have legs."

Afterwards, the two went to the bar to get their shoes.

The owner of the roller skating rink is a middle-aged man. At noon, security came, and then his business was gone, so he was very depressed.

At this time, a business came to his door, and they were a handsome man and a beautiful woman, which made his eyes brighten.

What's more, the boss secretly watched Xiaoxiao's beauty, and he already had some calculations in his heart. You have to inform Zhao Yang, who is covering this place, about this matter! As for law and order, the patrol will have to leave soon.

But he didn't know that Qi Aolan had already lurked in his roller skating rink.

Jiang Quan gave two hundred yuan, "Boss, get the shoes, I'll reserve the place."

The boss became even more enthusiastic. While serving, he secretly said that he was really a little idiot who gave money and gave away.

Soon, Jiang Quan and Pi Xiaoyou each got their roller skates and sat down to change them.

The boss also played the music, at Jiang Quan's request, a more soothing tune...

Pi Xiaoyou was still a little depressed, and while changing his shoes, he said in a low voice, "Xiao Jiang, you are too wasteful, aren't you? Obviously, five yuan per person can skate for an entire afternoon."

"It's okay, how good is a private room? You have to be kind, you can't fake it, this afternoon, there is law and order outside, and he doesn't have much business."

"Oh..." Pi Xiaoyou nodded, feeling that Jiang Quan was different.

After changing the shoes, Jiang Quan said, "Xiaoyou, you slip on one first, and I'll see how you are doing."

Pi Xiaoyou was embarrassed, "Aren't you going to be my coach? Let me see if you skate one first. What if you brag?"

"You don't believe me anymore, just look at it."

After all, Jiang Quan stood up and started it suddenly.

Pi Xiaoyou was taken aback.

Like a person who can't skate, Jiang Quan actually ran into the field on foot.

The sound of slapping footsteps is very out of tune in the music, but it stimulates the audience.