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Jiang Quan picked up the earphones: "I don't know how to do it, teach me."

It's not that Jiang Quan doesn't know it, but he's not very familiar with it.

He's played the game, but he hasn't played it in a long time.

Since his wife wants him to play, he still has to give this face.

Hearing this, Pi Xiaoyou burst into a smile, and kissed Jiang Quan a few times: "Husband, you are so kind."

Studio.

"Super tube warning, if the picture unsuitable for children appears again, the account will be blocked immediately!!!"

"Miss ruffian just wanted this result, right?!"

"Miss ruffian has too many routines, the pure uncle is hard to guard against!!"

...

Pi Xiaoyou brought a chair from outside and sat beside Jiang Quan to watch.

At the same time, help Jiang Quan explain the rules of the game.

A lot of blah blah.

"Uncle, can we start the whole thing?"

Wang Xiaocong's voice came from the earphones.

Both the Conqueror and the Factor were silent and did not speak.

It's not that they don't want to talk, they also want to get close to Jiang Quan by playing games.

But with Wang Xiaocong around, they really didn't dare.

This little green onion is not easy to mess with.

Maybe some sentence is grabbed by the other party, and it's just a mess.

"Okay." Jiang Quan has basically figured it out.

Over the years, the game hasn't changed much.

After his words fell, Wang Xiaocongli started to line up.

The barrage began to boil.

"Uncle is finally ready!!"

"Haha, I want to see what uncle's weak chicken operation is like!!"

"Uncle, take it easy!"

"Short green onions, help uncle!"

"Shao Onion, I will leave the responsibility of protecting uncle to you!"

...

Obviously, everyone is not optimistic about Jiang Quan.

After all, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds has a heart and is not friendly to newcomers.

Many newcomers didn't see anyone, so it was GAMEOVER.

In this situation, many people did not insist on playing.

Pi Xiaoyou sat beside her, with the corners of her mouth slightly raised, waiting for her husband to make a fool of herself.

Games start.

A picture appeared, followed by a burst of noise.

Passerby A: "Fuck, uncle, it's your turn!"

Passerby B: "Uncle, don't be afraid, I will protect you!"

This is a passerby?

Jiang Quan was stunned for a moment, a little puzzled.

Immediately afterwards, the barrage exploded.

"Damn it, I didn't even snipe the uncle, what's going on?!"

"Nimma, uncle is lucky, right?!"

"The sniper failed, and I secretly hid in a corner and cried."

"I'm here, I swear to protect uncle!"

...

"Uncle, don't panic, I'll protect you!"

Wang Xiaocong's voice came from the microphone.

This guy is a veteran player of the game, and his skills are still very slippery.

Although it can't be compared with professional ones, it is much higher than ordinary recreational players.

Conqueror: "Don't panic, uncle, I'm still here!"

Entering the game, with such a good opportunity, the conqueror will naturally perform.

Yin Zi: "Me, me, and me, I can pick up trash and raise my uncle!"

Yin Zi knows her own strength, it's just a little bit better than Pi Xiaoyou, it's really not that good.

Therefore, I can only say this kind of thing, and I really can't say anything about protection.

Studio.

"Haha, Yin Zi is so funny!!!"

"Sister ruffian: What did you say, where did you protect my husband and put me?!!! (expression with fire-breathing eyes)"

"Haha, sister ruffian is going to go crazy!!"

"Sister ruffian, don't be angry, this is a game!!"

"Sister ruffian: Who is afraid of whom, this is my husband, no one can take it away!!"

...

Jiang Quan nodded: "Okay."

After the countdown ended, several people entered the island map.

Wang Xiaocong: "Uncle, where should we dance?"

Jiang Quan smiled lightly and said, "Do you think you should ask me this question?"

Studio.

"Haha, Young Master Onion, you have to know, the uncle is a newcomer!!"

"Uncle: It's up to you to decide, I'm the soy sauce maker!!"

"No matter what, you still have to ask!!"

"Indeed, uncle has this card!!"

Conqueror: "How about we jump to City R?"

The conqueror speaks cautiously, a bit unaccustomed to it.

You know, in the past when playing this game, the teams were always headed by him, he did what he said, and jumped wherever he said.

But now, he has become a marginal person.

Not only him, but also Wang Xiaocong and Yinzi became marginalized people.

The factor can be ignored, after all, the technology is not good enough.

Wang Xiaocong is different.

You know, when playing games, Wang Xiaocong is a team bully.

Whether it's entertainment or professional competitions, as long as Wang Xiaocong participates, he is a team bully.

But there is no way, now there is an uncle.

"It's up to you to decide." Jiang Quan said lightly.

After the words fell, Wang Xiaocong's voice was heard: "Uncle, press the F key to jump!!"

Jiang Quan immediately pressed the F key without any hesitation.

The audience in the live broadcast room were all surprised.

"Uncle's hand speed is good!!"

"Hmm, it doesn't look like a novice at all!!"

"Uncle has a future!!"

...

Pi Xiaoyou pouted.

Husband did not make a fool of himself, not happy.

It's all my nephew Xiao Wang's fault, why did he remind me.

Forget it, the game has just begun anyway, and there are plenty of opportunities.

Thinking of this, Pi Xiaoyou smiled again, and moved her head to the computer screen to see where her husband would drift.

Jiang Quan somewhat forgot the process, turned around and asked, "What should we do now?"

hey-hey!

See if I don't fix you!

Pi Xiaoyou chuckled secretly, and said solemnly: "Press the F key again!"

Wang Xiaocong, Conqueror and Factor: "..."

What is this operation? ! !

Studio.

"Damn it, the ruffian sister is trying to trick the uncle!!!"

"Sister ruffian bullying uncle doesn't understand, it's too bad!!"

"Uncle, don't believe her!!!"

"Sister ruffian, it's too much, even my husband is cheating!!"

...

Jiang Quan saw through Pi Xiaoyou's little thoughts at a glance, and did not act according to Pi Xiaoyou's words.

He knew that if he didn't press it, something might happen, but if he pressed it, something would happen.

Pi Xiaoyou looked calm, but in his heart he was anxious.

You press it, you press it, why don't you press it! !

You don't play your cards according to the routine! !

If you don't press it, what are you asking me for? ! !

Under her expectant eyes, Jiang Quan landed steadily.

Why! ! !

Pi Xiaoyou sighed heavily in his heart.

Studio.

"Haha, uncle was not fooled by sister ruffian!!"

"Uncle: You want to fool me, there's no way!"

"Uncle: You want to fool me, you are still young!"

"Uncle has long realized that sister ruffian is uneasy and kind. Just now, she just asked casually, and sister ruffian showed her feet, hahaha!"

"This analysis seems to make sense..."

"Don't talk about it, let's see where the uncle jumped!!"

Seeing the last barrage, the audience noticed that Jiang Quan landed far away from City R.

"Fuck, uncle, if you float again, you don't have to come back!!"

"Uncle: Hands-on, I can't control it well!"

"Understandable, it's the first time!"