My Wife Has Been Blackened

Big Luan, synonymous with the divine bird.

In my previous life, it would have been a great honor to fly wherever I went. What's more, the sycamore trees where the big luan lives are hard to find.

When Daluan was reborn from the ashes, all the ashes that fell were scraped away.

What I eat is Ganoderma lucidum, and what I drink is Golden Wind and Jade Dew. It rests on the parasol tree, flies in the blue sky and white clouds, and is worshiped by thousands of people wherever it passes.

now……

The black mass looked like it had been burned by fire, and its chirping appearance made people think of a dish when they saw it.

Chicken stewed with mushrooms.

His little thumb-sized head seemed to be frozen, and he was too frightened to move. The eyes are as big as mung beans, and you can see crystal tears in them. The down looks fine and soft. Unfortunately……

Haha, probably because she was so thin and was beaten and abused by other chickens. Now the fur all over my body is missing pieces here and there.

At this time, he was hiding pitifully in the corner, and was struck by the crocodile with his long mouth, making him scream and scream in fear.

Zhou Yan was speechless, what about the domineering quality he promised?

After all, it’s still made of real leather, but you only have one dish?

Heaven's way is easy to reincarnate, no one will be spared by heaven. Even if you are a beast, God is still secretly memorizing it in a small notebook...

A living phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken series.

Zhou Yanci couldn't stand it anymore: "Poor little thing, the chicken stewed with mushrooms is too small..." He dragged the cage behind him, and under the crocodile's grinning face, he caught the palm-sized chicken with one hand. Boy, big Luan.

The big luan could not help crying, and the plaintive chirping sound could be heard far away.

It's hard to give birth to a chicken, it's really hard.

The whole situation was about to break my heart.

When Zhou Yanci grabbed the fluffy chick and entered the house, he happened to meet the triplets taking their uncle out for a late-night snack.

The four children each had a bowl of deluxe version of seafood noodles. It is said that San Bao dictated it, Dabao did it, and Er Bao directed it.

There was a strong fresh fragrance in the room, which made people almost feel greedy when they smell it.

"Mom. Do you want to eat fried chicken? It's not enough for such a small one. Can you ask grandma to buy a few more?" Dabao held the bowl and ate the noodles, making a slurping sound.

Erbao blew on the noodles, and the smoke filled the air.

"It's not delicious when fried, but chicken stewed with mushrooms is delicious."

Sanbao raised his head and glanced up, feeling inexplicably familiar.

"It's delicious when braised. It's so simmering that the bones fall off easily. The chicken is small, so don't stew it for a long time." By the way, I was drooling looking at the trembling little chicken.

Dayan: Sanbao, you ungrateful thing! ! !

Yan glanced at her for a moment: "Backyard, live chicken, big..." He pointed at the big luan, which was too small to taste.

Zhou Yanci felt Da Luan shivering. As a phoenix that only eats chicken, at this moment, his heart collapsed.

Zhou Yanci pursed her lips, fearing that she wouldn't be able to hold back her laughter.

The Phoenix King, the Lord of the Sea, who was so majestic back then, has now become a silky chicken.

This is probably the punishment for eating chicken in the previous life, right?

Suddenly turned into a food, I wonder if the big luan will take a bite of myself in the middle of the night to taste it.

Zhou Yanci avoided the triplets' attempts to take Daluan's hand and walked briskly upstairs.

After entering the house, he gently closed the door and then placed Da Luan next to the bed.

Then he threw himself onto the bed, his shoulders shaking, and the whole bed shaking.

"Hahahaha... I'm laughing to death, I'm laughing to death. Big Luan, Big Luan, you've actually become a chicken. Silky chicken that can be braised, blanched or dried... this is your favorite animal. Ah. I remember when you had the ambition to eat all kinds of chickens in the world, now... God loves you so much. The greatest love is to be it!!" Zhou Yanci burst into tears as he laughed.

The whole person rolled on the bed.

Poor Da Luan was so small that he could only see her two feet...and even her arrogant face.

Thinking about the glory of the previous life, everything seems like a dream.

It took Zhou Yanci a while to calm down his emotions, and he grabbed Daluan, who looked depressed. I poured a few mouthfuls of bath water into the bathing pool and washed myself clean. And told it the rules of living, and then put it on the bed with peace of mind.

"Would you like something to eat?" Zhou Yanci couldn't bear to see it so skinny and skinny.

Touching the down on its body, the bones underneath are a little prickly.

"Suddenly changing from real leather to down, the gap is really big..." Zhou Yanci was still astonished when he saw the crocodile. She really thought that Da Luan had turned into a crocodile.

She also thought she could lead a fashion trend and become a big crocodile farmer or something.

It turned out to be a chicken breeder.

Daluan glanced at her sadly, with tears streaming down his face, and he lay on the palm of her hand and began to scream. Uh, probably crying...

"Chirp..." After a while, he raised his head and looked at her.

Zhou Yanci raised his eyebrows: "Chicken? You mean eating chicken? Do you still want to eat chicken? What kind of hatred do you have with the chicken?" Zhou Yanci looked shocked. Seeing its persistent look, he was probably filled with deep resentment.

Suddenly I remembered the tiny chicken bones beside the cage next to the crocodile pool. Look at the big luan’s sharp-billed shell, which is slightly chipped...

Damn it, this guy was trying to grab food and chicken bones in the cage! ! !

Zhou Yanci ordered a fried chicken takeout in Dabao's name, and watched as Dabao's chewing mouth shell cracked.

Man will die for wealth, and a phoenix will die for a chicken. This is really a wise saying.

"Don't let your kind see you like this. I'm afraid you'll be eaten alive." Zhou Yanci looked serious. This guy was like a glutton among chickens.

A glutton who specializes in eating the same kind of food.

From standing at the top of the food chain to the bottom of the food chain, I still can't change my gluttony. Zhou Yanci was shocked.

Daluan must have been hungry for a long time, so Zhou Yanci dozed off after eating. With the sound of bones being broken, Zhou Yanci fell into a deep sleep.

After a while, Dayuan finally fell asleep next to her pillow.

Early the next morning, a certain chicken, being a bird, wanted to poop directly on the pillow.

Suddenly remembering Yan Lao's living rules yesterday, he reluctantly jumped out of bed and staggered to the toilet.

Three treasures, three treasures, you stinky girl... I have been waiting for you in the deep sea for so long, and you have forgotten me... Silky Chicken Da Luan is so wronged.

Do you think it's easy to get along in the sea with just a chicken? I finally found a big scallop to be a sojourn chicken, but later I lost the scallop in order to send Sanbao on the boat...

Chicken life is tough.

There was only a toilet in this room, so Da Luan stepped on the trash can and stood up dangerously.

As soon as I climbed up, I saw the door suddenly opened.

Yan Ruoshan's face was revealed, and she stared at Da Luan squatting on the toilet in shock.

The big eyes and the small chickens looked at each other, dripping and flowing.

Yan Ruoji turned around and rushed out of the door quickly.

"Dad, Dad, come and see. I saw a black-bone chicken squatting on the toilet..." That shocked voice lingered for three days.

A group of people from the Yan family below looked at each other, feeling a little heavy in their hearts.

Jishu's illness became serious again.