Naruto Caged Bird

The age of the day is different, because it is the oldest of the parents of Konoha Xiaoqiang and the future (5 years older than Minato), so I can only write life plots in the early stage! If there is no battle plot, let's have some "gossip plot"!

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The Hyuga brothers are at this age when they are running all over the mountain, and it seems that we used to be too.

The east family visits the west family to make trouble, and they don't return home until dark. Until that sound: "Daily difference, go home for dinner".

One morning, Rizai, who had slightly longer legs, hurried out of the main entrance of the mansion here. I always feel that there is something unknown behind me staring at me, like a ghost, or as if? ?

At this time, the plaque hanging on the gate behind Nichizai was not Hinata's plaque. Because, what he just stepped out of was the family courtyard of another family of Konoha, the "Yanzhong Clan". That day, from the nagging voices of his mother Hinata Gen and his father, he found out that a child was born in their family recently, and his name was "Hai Yi, Hai Yi Hai Yi Hai Yi"!

As soon as I heard it, I felt that this was definitely the name of the protagonist after reading the film countless times. So the protagonists such as "Tai Yi", "Xin Yi", "Hui Yi" and "Fu Er" all start with "Yi"? How can we not see the glorious glow after his birth?

As users of special spiritual abilities, the "Mountain Clan" has unique special consciousness communication secrets and outstanding perceptual talents, allowing this clan to assume middle and high-level positions in any situation and any team.

Don't doubt, this is the innate advantage of the rare and special abilities of psychics, as if the "Zhongzhou team" suddenly had their own psychics. It's a pity that they are relatively fragile and easy to die, so they should be cared for and loved like flowers.

Therefore, the Yamanaka Clan, who were still in the late stage of Konoha World War I, was not as simple as it was shown after the beginning of the later stage of the plot. That is the naked Konoha underworld and official family, and the whole family is a spy! No, spy chief.

After a day’s visit and understanding, I slowly figured out that this family’s weird ability to control the mind and uniform and orderly subjugation is typical of the Yakuza group in Naruto, and the whole family relies on it—stealing privacy, managing information, Collect black money for others to make a living.

The management purpose of the Shanzhong family is: I ask you something, do you say it or not? Don't you say it? Don't tell me, I will see it myself, ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

In the end, after the people in the mountains showed an evil and perverted smile like a big devil king, you did it all. Including how to wipe your **** (butt) when you go to the toilet without paper, what weird and tired things you secretly wear in disguise, what do you do after picking your feet, etc. All bad habits, you will be honored to say it yourself.

With such an ability, the daily difference made me wonder if the Yamanaka Ino family would feel at ease "selling flowers" for a living? ?

look back. Rizai looked at the land behind him, although it was not as large as the Hyuga Clan's land, but it was also filled with a majestic and solemn mountain tribe's land. In the future, the Yamanaka Ino family is puzzled, her mother will be the "flower seller" of the flower shop, it must be beautiful!

And the second generation of the big fat boy who was held in his arms just now, the idol of the future ninja intelligence personnel. Three hundred chapters later, the ninja "General Intelligence Commander of the United Army" Xiao Shuai is bigger than Yamanaka Hai, and in the future he is reduced to fighting for the bathroom with his daughter. And there happened such a shameful "ghost (father)~~" incident of peeking at his daughter Ino.

Huh, one can imagine how small their family is. Teacher Pan Changjiang's house is bigger than his.

In the original book, even the Nara clan that was only briefly revealed, the Nara Shikahisa family has an area of ​​tens of acres. The scenes were all in the rhythm of a wealthy villa with gardens in the front and back, and a fish pond in the garden. As long as Shikamaru is removed from the place where he often plays chess with Asma, he can hang a frame and play basketball.

According to the development of this kind of plot, what will happen to the Yamanakakai family in the future must be that the heir of the second-generation official family of the blood must fall in love with the innocent and lovely girl next door in pursuit of free love, and fall in love with the little sister of the flower seller Xishi back. In the end, after breaking free from the control and shackles of the family, and severing such-and-such relationship!

"Pi, run, go"!

It's no wonder that Hokage officially named it "the lover and idol of intelligence personnel". The handsome and rich second generation who eloped for love's romantic free love is the most popular among aunts. It's a proper Korean drama! !

How could a powerful and weird psychic be so simple? This guess was finally guessed by the day difference in the future!

With a strong complaint of negative energy all the way, the former Naruto fan, at this time, Hinata and Hinata are walking around the streets. Relying on the tragedies that were not played by the friends through time travel and the cute face of Xiao Zhengtai, discover the gossip and answers that complete the entire Hokage. Wearing it early also has the advantage of wearing it early, can it be that you can only do push-ups and run around the "village"?

Even after time travel, he still has a dick-like mentality!

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Before noon, Risai once again looked at another family in front of him, Qiudao Dingzuo, who was already a fat boy just a few months ago. This was not the first time Risai saw him. As one of Konoha's twelve little strong fathers, one of them weighs more than 11. He seems to be growing up again.

"I wipe it hard, I can't hold it!"

Try harder. Uh~ Give up, boy, the physique of the Qiudao clan is not calculated according to age, in a few months he will be able to completely surpass you! At this time, Ri Chai's four-year-old body was only less than half the size of Ding Zuo who was a few months old.

"Hahahaha~~" Amidst the proud laughter of Qiudao's family, Rizai finally gave up this weightlifting sport. The weight of Ding Zuo is indeed too heavy for the day difference when he is still a child. In front of him, the whole Qiudao clan present here looked like butchers and aunts who sold meat in the vegetable market, their arms were thicker than their father's thighs.

However, how could the strong Qiudao clan "sell meat"?

The real business of the Qiudao family is indeed similar to a high-end "custom-made" bodyguard profession. The wages are calculated on a daily basis, and food and housing are included in the "included mount".

In Hokage, don't feel that being fat is something embarrassing. You must know that in Japan, where the "sumo" sport of big fat meat is regarded as the quintessence of the country, meat symbolizes strength and wealth.

You don't have to look at "obese" sumo wrestlers in the same way as you see "rare" in China. The social status of professional sumo wrestlers on the island is completely comparable to that of high-ranking officials and stars. Living in a super mansion, marrying beauties from various movie covers and magazines, the whole is a realistic version of Beauty and the Beast. UU reading www. uukanshu.com

After knowing the truth, Rizai felt chilled, not to mention that the sturdy and strong Akimichi clan is not just fat and puffy like sumo wrestlers. And the reason why this family has such a strong physique has a special secret!

Because "human physique" determines that the amount of chakra that ninjas can store is limited.

In order to increase his own chakra, after countless failed attempts. After generations of hard thinking, the ancestors of the Qiudao clan finally figured out a way to increase the amount of chakra in the human body under the thinking of a "foodie patriarch"—increasing the size and weight of the body at the same time.

After thinking about it for a while, I think it makes sense!

Similarly, when disasters such as earthquakes strike, the thin ones always starve to death first, right? "Pig Strong" is a hot search we used for inspiration in the past few years. I don't know how the pig is doing now, whether it has passed away peacefully or was slaughtered and eaten. On the day of the day, I suddenly miss my mother's braised pork, hey!

As for the powerful strength of the Qiudao family, they have become well-deserved meat shields. An inexplicable advertisement on the door fully explained their popularity:

One for fitness and entertainment~~ One for power and power~~ One for pretending (forced) fighting~~ Bodyguards from the Qiudao family, more fleshy and more solid—I invite the Qiudao family as bodyguards. You don't have to hide from any knives, bows and arrows, or thousands of shurikens, just frown and I will lose.

Just like in reality, rich people hire a tall and solid driver with "face".

Looking at the banner advertisement of his house, Rizai took a deep breath, and expelled the demonic thoughts of Xi Zhilang's fruit jelly from his mind.

At this time, the "meat" is trembling~~.

The earth also trembled.