"Division...... Master. "

On the eve of the Shinobi exam.

That night, Erzhu gritted his teeth and finally shouted those two words.

"Master, I want to open the writing wheel, do you have a way?"

"Hmm, you go and chop Itachi-chan into eight pieces now, and then wash Kazuko and send it to my house for nothing, it should be about the same." "

I'm talking to you

about business!" "Then where do you go and have a hot tongue kiss, I'll give you a strength comparable to mine...... What's the matter with your impatient expression?"

Ye Qing looked at Erzhuzi in a daze.

“...... Isn't there a normal way?" Erzhu gritted his teeth.

"What I'm talking about is a normal way!" Ye

Qing sighed.

To be honest, the two pillars are really useless compared to Itachi-chan.

At this point in the original plot, Erzhuzi was sent to see Hades because the whole clan was sent by the weasel, so he opened the writing wheel.

But now it's probably because life is too easy.

He didn't have any eye-opening tendencies.

"What bad things are you thinking?"

Erzhuzi's eyes gradually became vigilant.

He knew that every time Ye Qing fell into contemplation beside him, the moment of his nightmare was not far off.

"Hmm, I'm wondering if I'm going to come to Fayue to read it, and make a few for you in it, where does it hurt to wear only a pair of black silk muscles all over your body.

Ye Qing pondered for a long time.

Erzhu was instantly creepy!

"Don't do this!"

"Huh, but this is the best way to open your eyes." "

I'd rather not open my eyes!" both

pillars' teeth chattered.

"That's not going to work, but I promised Itachi-chan to take good care of you.

Ye Qing sighed and said: "That's it, where the pain is in the illusion, or where the pain is in the real world, there is no less than thirty seconds of hot tongue kiss, you choose one." "

I-"

Erzhu thought.

Ye Qing's expression gradually became excited.

"No, why should I choose, I don't want it!" Erzhuzi actually reacted.

Seeing this, Ye Qing couldn't help but be extremely disappointed.

Kakashi, who was secretly peeping, was also extremely disappointed.

"Kid, you have no idea what you're missing.

Ye Qing silently lit a cigarette and sighed.

"I'm really here to ask you, not to joke with you!"

"Oh, the little hairy boy is just hot-tempered...... Don't make a fuss, then tell me, what do you want to know?"

"How do you open your eyes? I want a serious answer!" "

Hmm, do you want a normal version or a cracked version?"

"Let's talk about the first one first!"

"The normal version is that you sneak home now, and while you are asleep, take a knife and pounce on it, and you will gouge out the intestines and liver, and then you can open your eyes...... If it's not enough, your father should also sleep on the side......"

"Ahhh!!h

"What about the cracked version?"

"Work hard to become stronger, and when you have the strength of the Six Dao Immortals, the reincarnation eye will be opened for you in a moment, let alone the reincarnation eye." "

......"

Erzhuzi said that this was the strongest murderous intent in his heart ever.

And then-

"!"

Ye Qing was surprised that the smoke was unstable.

At this time, lying on him, Erzhuzi actually opened his eyes!

Although it may not be because the mood swings are not too strong, it is just a hook of jade.

But it's also an eye-opener!"

I-"

Erzhu was also shocked.

Then, laugh heartily!

"Hahahaha!I've opened my eyes!Wait, Ernie sauce, I'll have the strength to defeat you soon!"

"And you!"

Erzhuzi looked at Ye Qing viciously, "You wait, I will be able to surpass you right away, and return all the methods you tortured me before-"

Smack!

Ye Qing directly knocked Erzhu downstairs with a brain meltdown.

"You want to fuck me, you can't reach me with my ass cocked!" he

smiled disdainfully, and went downstairs to the house and went to sleep.

......

The next day.

The Chunin exam has begun.

At this time, it is not only the people of the villages in the reincarnation world.

Even outside this world, the people of the ancient countries in the live broadcast room have raised their hearts.

They knew that Ye Qing must have something he wanted to get from this "Zhongnin Exam".

Otherwise

, Ye Qing would have no reason to go to Xiang Ri in advance to ask for an official place to take the exam.

He is more than capable of sneaking in!

- Candidates from various ninja villages entered.

The first exam.

As expected, it was Ibiki who was invigilated.

Ye Qing knew that this exam didn't look at the results at all, and the questions on the test paper were actually not all answered by a group of little hairy children.

Except for geniuses.

Therefore, the purpose of the exam is only to test the courage of the people, and whether there is a means to cheat without being detected.

So-Ye

Qing took out a tablet from the Shenwei space and played with Lianlian.

Ibiki: "......"

Naruto World also has technology.

But in the retro film village playing on the computer, or in the environment of exams, Ye Qing is absolutely unique.

[It's coming, it's a classic leaf-style comic behavior!]

[I don't know how many unlucky guys will appear this time!]

[Hehe, we should think about what kind of resources the Qingdi will get this time, or what good things can be obtained!]

"Ness!"

In the examination room, Ye Qing waved his hand violently to celebrate his successful clearance.

"Please refrain from making noise. "

Ibihi is enough to kill people's eyes.

At this moment, he suddenly wanted to give up the original rules and choose the way to score the test papers.

What the hell is going to get this guy out!

At this meeting, almost all the little ninjas who took the exam on Konoha's side looked at Ye Qing in a daze.

! Who let him out?

! Did the three generations of Shi Lezhi pass the

exam this time?

! It should be too late to withdraw from the competition now, right?

Konoha Shinobi: Huh, am I really here to take the middle ninja exam instead of the Hokage battle?】

Ye Qing seemed to feel something, and turned his head to glance at it.

Then, a smile was incomparably brighter.

In an instant, all Konoha shinobi bodies shook.

The

exam was over quickly.

Some guys who wanted to plagiarize but were too clumsy were eliminated.

Then, a beautiful woman in a trench coat and a pair of fishnet stockings on her feet walked in.

"The end-"

"Whoop ......

" Mitarai Red Beans had just begun to speak, when he heard the sound of wiping saliva.

"It turns out that black silk is not the ultimate mystery of subduing men, fishing nets are the ......," Ye Qing kept wiping his saliva.

Mitarai Red Bean: "......"

Others: "......"

"Boy, as a shinobi, dare to beat me?"

Mitarai Red Bean had a black face, summoned a long snake of more than one meter, and wanted to give Ye Qing a color taste.

Seeing this, the other ninja villages all showed playful expressions.

On the other hand, on Konoha's side, all the people who took the exam had strange expressions.

Click!

Ye Qing broke the snake's neck with a flick of his fingers.

I don't know where to take out a knife, and I cut the long snake into the abdomen and remove the internal organs of the snake with three strokes and five divided by two.

"Fire Escape, Cumin Barbecue Technique!"

Then, a small flame appeared on Ye Qing's table, and he hurriedly took a stick to pick up the snake meat and put it on it instantly.

Sprinkle with cumin, allspice and chili flakes.

Brush with sesame oil, soy sauce, and a little sugar water to enhance freshness.

A scent immediately permeated the entire examination room.

Mitarai Red Bean: "......"

Ancient People: "......"

Just now I was going to watch the lively ninja of his ninja village: "......"

"Hmm, it's still this taste, authentic!" Ye

Qing clicked and even the bones and meat bit the barbecue snake meat.

Mitarai Red Bean glared at Ye Qing fiercely and said, "The second exam will be held in the Forest of Death.

"Those who are not afraid of death here come to me to sign a letter of exemption." "

Can I sign two?" Ye Qing leaned over.

"What do you want to do?"

"I mean, in the face of such a beautiful you, I can even give a second life. "

You want to tease me?"

"No, no, no, don't say it so ugly, I just remember seeing a lot of beautiful girls on the road, and I also thought about stopping for them, but I didn't realize until I saw you today-"

Ye Qing looked at the red beans with affection.

"What did you find?"

"I found that they were all landscapes along the way, and you were the destination for me." "

Poof!" the

moderator, who was still drinking water just now, sprayed.

Is this the Green Emperor?!]

[Kneel down and kowtow to the big guy...... Bang Bang Bang!]

[Don't kneel! Everyone stands up!!]

Mitarai Red Bean was a little uncomfortable, "If I'm not mistaken, we just met, wouldn't it be a little incompatible for you to say this kind of thing now-"

"Don't say that there is no love at first sight in the world, if time can be everything, I won't meet you until now." "

Are you so flamboyant with anyone?"

"It's fate that directs me to speak." "

Then did it tell you that you will die if you provoke a woman who is not easy to mess with?"

Ye Qing shook his head calmly, "It only tells me that I will have two lucky times in this life, once when I meet you, and once when I go with you to the end."

He patted himself on the heart.

"Come on, cut through this place with your kunai, and then you will find it empty, waiting for your check-in. "

And what if I'm going to cut your head open?" said Mitarai's red bean eyes with a fierce glow.

"Then you'll find that my mind is full of you.

"I-"

Mitarai Red Bean gritted his teeth, raised the kunai viciously several times, and put it down several times.

"Give up, don't say you're just a shinobi, even if you're not, I'...... I already have a target!"

Mitarai Red Bean changed his words.

"I like women in other people's arms. Ye Qing sighed softly.

"Oh, you leak your mouth, you expose your true nature......"

"No, I mean the women I like tend to be in other people's arms.

Ye Qing's eyes were full of affection, "Just like that, God has always refused to treat me well, what I like can always be easily obtained by others, and the introverted I often only dare to watch from afar, silently wishing happiness in my heart, and I dare not disturb easily."

"If you're married, give me an invitation."

Ye Qing suddenly raised his eyes, a smear of sadness appeared on his poignant face, and said softly: "I know that you rejected me because I didn't meet your standards. So, on your wedding day, be sure to allow me to come and see it.

"I didn't pass in the past, but now, I want to see the standard answer......"

With that, Ye Qing walked towards the place where the Death Forest was located without looking back.

Mitarai Red Bean was stunned in place.

And in the other world

, in front of countless computers or mobile phones, countless people fall to their knees, crying and shouting immortals.

There were several people in the discussion group, and the corners of the mouths of all the members twitched.

Forbidden City Leaders Meeting Room.

Liu Wenjuan was dazed and found that several leaders suddenly turned off the live broadcast before Ye Qing had time to finish the love story.

"Ahem, this time, several more countries have sent us requests, wanting Ye Qing to guide their country's Chosen Son to successfully survive the crisis encountered in the reincarnation world.

"I counted it, and there were eight.

One leader spoke quickly.

"I propose to wait a little longer and see if there are any other countries that have similar requirements. "

“......"

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