77 – Desert Island Survival # 3

“It’s a snake! It’s a snake! It’s good for the body and tastes good, damn it! Sihoo!”

“Kwaaa!”

Sihoo, surrounded by snakes, screamed in panic! No, that bastard is a superman and is afraid of snakes! But I can’t say anything because I’m so f*cking scared!

“Shihoo, wake up! Get rid of the snake!”

I shouted so much, but Sihoo couldn’t even move and just screamed! In the meantime, the snakes were flicking their tongues and aiming for Sihoo…!

Did you step on a snake den?!

“Damn it!”

Now that Sihoo is panicking, I have to do something!

ㅡ Whiik!

I shouted while swinging my sword right away!

“Shhh! Swish! Swish! Shut up! Shut up!”

It’s really unfair that I didn’t learn how to safely remove snakes from my body, even though I worked hard to catch this monster! Isn’t this enough to treat snakes as monsters!

“Whoosh! Whoosh! f*ck! Shut up! Whoosh! Whoosh!”

While making a hissing sound with his mouth, he thrusts his training sword in to disperse the aggro toward me. As a result, the head of the snake that climbed up Shihoo’s leg headed for me.

“Okay! Hiss! Look here!”

“That, Geuncheol?! What are you doing right now…!”

“If you come to your senses, get rid of the snake, man!”

“But then the snakes…!”

What are snakes?!

“Hey! What kind of snake are you worrying about! Don’t get rid of it quickly!”

In an instant, a snake shot its head towards me and backstepped me!

And that moment.

ㅡQuaak!

Another snake bit Shihoo’s thigh!

“A mother-f*cking snake bit Lishihu’s thigh!”

f*cked, f*ck!

It’s training, it’s nabal, and if you’re bitten by a snake, it’s the end! If we don’t evacuate by helicopter right away, we might be crippled!

“Get out of the way!”

Now it’s the Judge’s Edition! He immediately reached out and grabbed the snake’s head. Wouldn’t it be better to grab it with your hands before he bites you?

“Oh, no! Wait! Geuncheol-ah! Wait!”

“What are you waiting for, you bastard! Your snake has bitten you! f*ck this, it looks like a poisonous snake!”

If you don’t administer the antidote right away, even if you’re a superman, you’re screwed! Even elephants have been bitten to death by venomous snakes! There’s no way you’ll be fine as a superman!

ㅡ Hurray!

Applies magical power to the forearm. In that state, while exerting extreme concentration, he grabbed all the snakes that were attacking and threw them with force. After removing all the risk factors like that.

ㅡQuaang!

“Kyaaah?!”

Push Lee Si-hu over.

First of all, we need first aid.

“Geuncheol?!”

“Stay still dude! I’ll give you first aid! Call for help while you’re still!”

“Wait, huh?!”

Right.

ㅡCho Hak!

Sihoo’s gym pants. It was just like grabbing the part of the thigh bitten by the snake with his hand and tore it off.

“Kwaaa?!”

“Be quiet!”

What to do if bitten by a snake.

That is to suck blood. Even a little bit of toxicity should be sucked out to reduce the burden on the patient. To be honest, kissing a friend’s thigh is kind of f*cking embarrassing, but here you have to save your friend first!

It’s a thigh kiss, it’s a barefoot, and you have to f*ck it all!

“I’m going to give you first aid now, suck!”

The sun is out now. It’s dark so I can’t see very well. However, it is clear that the thigh was bitten.

ㅡ Breath!

Without hesitation, I kissed Sihoo’s thigh and vigorously sucked out the venom!

“Kya, Ahhhhh …!

Embarrassed, Sihoo put his hand on my head while talking all sorts of bullsh*t. If you know how I feel about kissing a guy’s thigh to save my f*cking friend, I wish I could quietly ask for help…!

Anyway.

“Suck!”

I kissed Sihoo’s thigh and sucked vigorously, but I didn’t feel anything like poison or blood being sucked in.

“Huh, uh…! What is this…! Ehh!”

Couldn’t this be here? Can not help it. I scanned Sihoo’s thighs while moving my lips to find the affected area.

“Suddenly, huh?!”

Then it tries its best to suck out the venom. Be patient Geuncheol-ah, let’s be patient! It’s all the sh*t that says he’ll save his friend! Even if it’s terrible, I have to endure this much!

“Whoop, whoop, sireoot…!”

But.

“What the f*ck?”

I was f*cking sucking my thighs, but I couldn’t find the affected area. Could it be that you misunderstood the other side? It’s not Guan Yu’s arm surgery, what is this!

Mistaking an arm, no, a leg!

“Oops!”

Immediately take action after making a decision.

ㅡ Anger.

The moment he grabbed Shihoo’s opposite thigh.

“Oops… That, Geuncheol-ah!”

Sihoo shouted urgently.

“Hey! Sorry! I guess it wasn’t here! It’s over here!”

“Enough! Stop it!”

“Stop, stop, you bastard! I want to be crippled! Don’t report it!”

“Because I’m fine!”

“It’s okay, what… Uh.”

By the way, Sihoo looks very energetic.

Are you sure you didn’t get bitten?

“It’s okay to get bitten, Geuncheol-ah!”

“No. That can’t be…”

“I put a shield on my skin! It’s a shield that blocks monsters, but how can a snake pierce it!”

That moment.

“Oh.”

Something was struck by lightning.

ㅡ Rumble!

It felt like it hit my brain.

Wait. Calm down. Oh no. Something must be wrong with this. Blocking the poisonous snake’s teeth with a shield? There’s no way that’s possible

If only that was possible.

I suddenly went mad and sucked the thighs of my friend of the same s*x.

I’m going crazy gay.

“Woo-wook.”

I suddenly felt uncomfortable. My head is confused. As you begin to find it difficult to keep your balance, your vision becomes distorted.

I was mistakenly sucking a man’s thigh…!

f*ck!

It’s so painful!

“No, Geuncheol?! Why are you making that face?!”

“That’s what…”

“Because I’m the most embarrassed right now?!”

Come to think of it, yes. From Shihoo’s point of view… She suddenly got her thigh sucked by me.

Come to think of it, this is terrible too?

Crazy Terrible.

“No, it’s Sihoo.”

I denied reality.

“Stop blaming me and tell me. Really… You’re not bitten?”

“Yes, yes. That’s right. I protected it with a shield so I didn’t get bitten.”

Shieldrani.

“Snakes are disgusting, to be honest, I was a bit surprised… But I thought there was no way I would get bitten by the shield anyway, and there was no need to kill innocent wild animals, so I just stayed still. I was also confused.”

Ah.

“But Geun-cheol, you suddenly…!”

“…”

“My, my thighs like that…!”

I’m going crazy.

“Sobbing!”

ㅡ Wow!

Suddenly, Sihoo turned around.

“Sirreaaa!”

I ran away and ran away into the forest.

“Quaaagh!”

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Leaving behind a scream.

“It’s crazy, really.”

No.

I really feel like going crazy.

“How am I supposed to live now?”

How will the person who sucked his friend’s thighs live from now on? I mean, they never taught me this in school.

“Someone help me.”

Please help me.

* * *

Because he’s wandering around calming the chaos like that.

ㅡ Sreuk!

The bush in front of me shook.

“Finally found! Yo-yo, Kim Geun-chul!”

Suddenly, Leona jumped out, huh?

“Leona?”

Leona’s appearance was truly amazing. It wasn’t enough to tie her hair up and secure it with some kind of net, her face was heavily smeared with camouflage cream, and her clothes were covered with twigs as camouflage.

What is camouflage?

Do you think the battalion commander would really like it?

“It’s a survival game. You have to be as serious as possible. How about it? You won’t recognize this much, right?”

“Have you been trained in anything? What kind of tree man is this?”

“Whoa, whoa, what a tree man. What? Of course, I got this kind of survival training when I was young. Camouflage is important? Anyway! Kim Geun-chul has the points!”

“Got 1 point.”

“Okay! Then die without regret!”

She confidently pointed her sword at Leona, who smiled in satisfaction. She seems to think she’s going to see a match here.

“Now then, come on! Kim Geun-cheol… Huh? What’s going on? You seem to be mentally broken?”

As expected, he notices!

“That, that’s it.”

Now.

I wanted to get rid of this uncomfortable feeling. At least it seemed like it would be a little more comfortable if I talked to someone.

“Something happened earlier, and that’s why I’m losing my mind right now.”

“What the hell? What happened. Wait. Come and sit down.”

“Uh.”

Leona sat me down, probably thinking she would listen. Because he’s a really nice guy. So I said everything I had just done to make things easier.

After all of that is revealed.

“Uh, um. Uh. So.”

Leona stroked her chin in embarrassment.

“That’s it… Uhm… That’s it. Yes. Kim Geun-chul? Didn’t he do anything wrong? It was just a mistake. To save his friend, uh. I mean… You tried, right?”

“…”

“This is… Whoa. That’s right.”

Exhaling her breath, Leona stood up.

“From what I’ve seen, just dying once…”

“Go ahead and kill me.”

—-Damn it!

The moment I drew my sword.

“Eight.”

ㅡ Beans.

Leona’s sword struck my headgear.

ㅡ Beep Big!

—-Death.

So the death sentence came out, and I headed to the beach while receiving Leona’s send-off. To be honest, I feel like my mental breakdown right now, so I’m not in a state to train more.

* * *

As instructed, I rode an unmanned automatic boat to the dropout’s quarters. But it’s more like an auditorium than a dorm. As you can see, there are quite a few dropouts. There was also Munmin among them, but he was sleeping on his bed.

Everyone seems to be in a generally relaxed mood. Well, no need to wake up. Let me rest a bit.

—-Sure.

I immediately settled down in the right place and lay down.

“Oh.”

Really.

How are you and Sihoo doing from tomorrow?

I think I’m going crazy. I f*cking misunderstood and bit and sucked a guy’s thighs with that sh*t? Of course, he’s a little far from Shihoo’s masculine appearance, but that doesn’t matter at all.

It’s just f*cking embarrassing and painful…!

ㅡKikkiik.

While doing so, the door to the inn opened. Another dropout has arrived. When I checked the face, it was a familiar Mr. Ryu.

“Hey, Mr. Ryu. Are you sure you’ve become a ‘dropout’?”

“…”

Mr. Ryu, who saw me, approached me while frowning. See. If Leona and her co-chief, Mr. Ryu, are to the extent of being defeated, is it still Leona’s surprise? Since he worked hard on his stomach, it wouldn’t be strange if Mr. Ryu got hurt.

“Mr. Ryu. Who did you beat?”

“…”

“Leona? Uuri?”

“…Lee Si-hoo.”

What?

“I got hit by Sihoo Lee! Damn it! He screamed and attacked!”

Ah.

“Did I learn from you!”

That’s it.

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