Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

"That's true."

Meng Chao nodded, "Your brother has always been as steel as iron in front of women."

"That's necessary. To be honest, if it weren't for the excitement of this girl, I wouldn't be able to stay in the Heroic Spirit Department for a week. It's too hard, too tiring, and too cruel!"

Chu Feixiong was half aggrieved and half annoyed, "But you haven't seen her face. She looks at me with a half-smile all day long, with disdain in her eyes, sarcasm in her mouth, and contempt coming out of her nostrils. What? What do you mean, on the first day I entered the school, when everyone didn’t know each other, I uttered bold words, saying that I would become the most powerful general in the history of the Red Dragon Army. Comparing, and then accidentally overheard by her."

"'Thunder God' Shao Zhengyang, a strong man in the divine realm, eight-star extraordinary, has led three of the Red Dragon Army's "Ten Expeditions".

Meng Chao pondered, "Speaking of which, a soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier. Even if he is a little ambitious, it won't attract people to target you in every possible way, right?"

Chu Feixiong blushed suddenly, and said in a low voice: "I was also surprised at first, didn't I just comment on the shortcomings of the three expeditions led by 'Thunder' Shao Zhengyang, and said that if I was in command of the expeditionary army, I would definitely fight better than Shao Zhengyang, Maybe the wording was a little less elegant, why did this girl's complexion suddenly change.

"It was only later that I found out that her father is the 'Thunder God' Shao Zhengyang."

Meng Chao: "Uh..."

Chu Feixiong: "Anyway, from that day on, this girl has regarded me as a thorn in her side and a thorn in her flesh. Since she was bound together with me, she has been picking her nose and eyes all the time. She doesn't laugh at me all day long. Going to the Department of Heroic Spirits; it is to persuade me to transfer to the department with earnestness, otherwise I will die here sooner or later; or else I will transfer to the Logistics Department, she will beat the gongs and drums to send me off, and also help me to say hello to the uncles and aunts in the Logistics Department, Make sure I'm comfortable and get back all the more than 100 catties of fat I lost from training; I even said that as long as I'm willing to change majors, I can ask her to do whatever she wants—you mean, is there anyone who looks down on people so much?"

"I think the last one can be considered." Meng Chao was thoughtful.

Chu Feixiong stared at him fiercely.

Meng Chao raised his hand: "Just kidding, let's take a breath. If we want to leave, we can't crawl away in such a despicable way."

"That's right, this bitch doesn't say anything, I left early, the more she irritates me, the more I want to stay in the Heroic Spirit Department to fight her, even if my courses are the last one, I will drop one more." A hundred catties of meat, you will die on the playground of the heroic spirit system, I will jump on her instep, I can't bite her to death, I will kill her with disgust!"

Chu Feixiong said, "Anyway, from this day on, I've been dating her. I will follow whatever training subjects she arranges for me, but the movements are deformed and the time is too slow. I can't blame me for that. My ability needs to be improved. , at least I am firm!

"If you want to say that this bitch is really ruthless, she drilled me every day until I was covered in bruises. Even if she saw me crawling on the ground, she didn't know how to feel sorry for her. Reduce the amount of training. Finally, after more than a month of training, she really hurt me. I fell down from exhaustion, developed a high fever, and lay in the medical cabin for three days and three nights without getting up.

"It just so happened that in the past few days, there was a 100-kilometer weight-bearing cross-country competition. It was extremely difficult. There was a saying of 'Hell Road'. It is said that all freshmen have to participate, but this girl actually relied on the power of the monitor to make her own decision. My name was deleted, and I was said to be bedridden due to a serious illness and unable to compete, isn't that a 'slap' slap in the face?"

Meng Chao was slightly startled: "What do you mean?"

"Everyone in the Heroic Spirit Department is watching the jokes between me and this bitch, and some people even secretly opened the market, betting on when I will get out, I have always insisted, even if all the competitions are last, but I must participate, let these bastards see Master Xiong's will!"

Chu Feixiong gritted his teeth and said, "This bitch deleted my name without even saying a word. Didn't she just want to get rid of me as a burden and improve the average grade in the class? But others don't know, they think I'm cowardly, no Dare to go to the 'Hell Road' and pretend to be sick to escape!

"Afterwards, I became angry and had a big fight with her. I said that I am the Red Dragon Army, so what if I have a fever? When monsters attack, you don't have to fight if you have a fever? Why don't you discuss it with me? Why don't you let me I'm going to run 'Hell Road'?"

"This bitch sneered and said, just like me, even if I run the 'Hell Road', I will definitely not reach the end. Instead of quitting halfway to make people laugh, it is better not to sign up at the beginning, and to be comfortable in the medical cabin How good is it to wait?

"We quarreled more and more, and finally made a bet. This girl said, I don't need to go to the 'Hell Road', which is the obstacle course around the playground of the heroic spirit. I can't even run a hundred kilometers with a load of 300 kilograms." , as long as I can persevere, she will admit that I am a piece of jade worth polishing. One day, I will become a powerful general, but her methods are too simple and rude, and she has no ability to train me. She will apologize to me in public. Come back and formulate a scientific cultivation method, be gentle with me.

"I lost, then needless to say, get out!"

Meng Chao scratched his head: "They are all in college, and they are still in the military academy. Do you want to be so childish?"

"What childishness, do you think I care about the gentleness of this girl? I just can't swallow this breath."

Chu Feixiong said, "Actually, I have already signed the application for department transfer, fingerprinted it, and put it in my pocket—this bitch has been disgusting for a month, it's time to call it quits.

"But even if we are walking, we have to walk beautifully. I have already figured it out. I must complete the 100-kilometer obstacle course with a load of 300 kilograms. Then, while this bitch is stunned, I take out the application for transfer." , '啪', stick it on her face, let her know what an outstanding talent she has escaped in anger, and it is very likely that because of her narrow-mindedness and meanness, Longcheng lost an invincible general and made her feel ashamed , and even cried and hugged my thigh and begged me not to go, of course I will never turn back, Heroic Spirit? I am not so uncommon! Do you think it is chic or cool to do this?"

Meng Chao said, "I think you have a lot of inner drama."

"Anyway, before I recovered from my illness, I ran on it. It's really fucking difficult to cross-country with a 300-kilogram obstacle for 100 kilometers. If I were the usual me, I would run up to 30 to 50 kilometers, and I would definitely cry. Calling my mother to beg for mercy, but this girl is right next to me, staring at me with piercing eyes!"

Chu Feixiong said, "Every time I run a lap, I will look at her stunned expression, and imagine her feeling ashamed and regretful after the run, hey, unconsciously, the fatigue and pain have disappeared, and the whole body Up and down are full of endless motivation, I run and run, run and run, and it's really—”

Meng Chao said, "Have you run a hundred kilometers?"

"Hahaha, you didn't even think of it, I ran for more than 120 kilometers, and this girl was frightened. According to her later, I ran like a demon, and she called me , I couldn’t even hear her, she stepped forward to stop her, but my eyes were straightened, I walked around her, and if I couldn’t get around, I pushed forward against her, so powerful that even she couldn’t hold her back, in the end, she could only go to her. The teacher asked for help, and carried me to the military hospital on my back."

Chu Feixiong first laughed, then covered his face, and shrugged his shoulders, "It was only later that I found out that at some point, I was entangled by the heroic spirit of the 'stupid soldier' ​​Xu Wanshan, with the help of the heroic spirit, Only then did I run for more than 120 kilometers crazily!"

Meng Chao connected the words of his buddies together, thought for a moment, and understood.

"That is to say, the heroic spirit of Xu Wanshan, the 'stupid soldier', has been wandering around the playground of the heroic spirit department, looking for someone who can resonate with him. He is probably stupid, stubborn, and perhaps not very good in martial arts, marksmanship, or wisdom. But someone with a strong will can become his 'Heroic Envoy'?"

Meng Chao knocked on the table and said, "However, even if he turns into a Heroic Spirit, he still doesn't understand. Why don't you think about it? The students who can be admitted to the Heroic Spirit Department are the elite among the elites. Of course they are very determined, but how could there be such a thing?" What about the existence of "Hanhan, silly, mediocre martial arts, marksmanship and wisdom"?

"Fortunately, Huang Tian paid off, he waited for many years, and finally found our brother Xiong. At first glance, he looked just like him.

"Heroic Spirit has no consciousness, and he doesn't know that you bet with the female squad leader. He thought you were the same as him back then. By accident, as you ran, the magnetic field of your life resonated, resonated, and Merge together, inherit the power and will of the 'stupid soldier' ​​Xu Wanshan, and become a glorious 'Heroic Envoy'?"

"That's right, that's it."

Chu Feixiong said with a sad face, "Because the power of the heroic spirit Xu Wanshan is too weak, even the mentors of the heroic spirit department and the doctors of the military hospital didn't perceive it at first, and sent me back to the medical cabin for recuperation.

"As a result, I slept until midnight, like sleepwalking, got up in a daze, and went to the corner of the campus with ease, first did thousands of push-ups, climbed up the horizontal bar, did more than 5,000 abdominal circles, and hit After a whole night of military boxing, he was discovered and sent back to the military hospital in shock.

"I am confused, I seem to remember, and I don't seem to know anything. I just feel sore all over, my muscles are weak, and I can't even squeeze out shit, but my heart is burning again. When I see the playground, I want to run wildly. When I see the horizontal bar I just want to circle my abdomen, I want to throw a grenade when I see it, I want to punch a military punch when I can't see anything, and even three or five strong men can't hold it back.

"In just one week, similar things happened four more times. At first the doctor thought I was in a daze, or I really had sleepwalking. Later, an old man from the military academy saw me sneaking out for training at night. That posture, that demeanor, That foolish demeanor is just like the 'stupid soldier' ​​Xu Wanshan back then!

"So, I invited the most powerful mentors and experts from the Heroic Spirit Department to consult, and used the most advanced equipment to barely detect Xu Wanshan's Heroic Spirit, which has been deeply rooted in my brain and merged with my soul. , inseparable!"