Omnicomic, that infinite love song

Chapter 209 The wise man does not fall in love, and it is difficult to be a wise man when he meets her!!

“Brave, this troublesome woman will be handed over to you, hurry up and marry her.”

“？！！”

∑(°Д°ノ)ノ

Yun Ge looked around in amazement.

At this moment, the eyes of the whole class were focused on him, as if urging him to quickly marry the woman who was crying on the podium and releasing the resentment of a single dog.

[No, what’s the matter with me about this special meow?! ] Yunge frowned.

We just want to watch the play quietly and eat melons, so we don’t want to flow this muddy water, older single women are super troublesome to think about, don’t do it!

[And don’t you always shout, as long as it’s a woman, since you are hungry, then don’t hurry up?] 】

He gestured with his gaze to the person closest to him.

However, the latter shook his head decisively.

[What can we do, you are the best at coaxing girls Yunge, didn’t you coax Karuizawa Megumi three or two times just now, come on, this is another one, it’s time for you to play, brave! ] 】

The corner of Yun Ge’s eyes twitched, these useless guys.

On weekdays, shouting that as long as it is a mother, even a pig will catch up, and the result is this?

At the critical moment, it all wilted! Useless!

They all look at what I do, we are very picky eaters, Shizune Hiratsuka-sensei is not in my hunting range.

“Classmate Yunge, it’s not good to leave it alone, you better hurry up.”

“Don’t don’t, we don’t want to play such a high-end game as teacher-student love!”

His face was full of resistance, after all, he had stepped on thunder once before.

I am not the kind of person who knows that there is a minefield ahead, and he has to jump up with a stereo.

“Just comfort her, you don’t need to really marry her.”

“Why don’t you guys get on it.”

“According to science, when a woman is sad, it will be good to be comforted by a good-looking boy, and we can’t do it as well as you.”

“……… That is indeed true. ”

“……… NMD。 ”

To be honest, Yun Ge didn’t know how to speak.

If he could comfort someone else, he could still think of a way, but comfort an older single woman.

He just thinks it’s really hard for him to do it.

We are a current charge, I really can’t understand the pain of a single dog, aren’t you embarrassing me.

But now you have to bite the bullet.

Yun Ge only felt that he was a beast trainer at the moment, comforting a lioness who did not want anyone, for fear that the other side would do something irrational and swallow himself.

“Ahem, what, Hirizuka-sensei, you don’t need to be so sad, isn’t it single, now many women plan to be single for the rest of their lives, and they can’t find a man.”

“……… I didn’t plan to be single for the rest of my life! And it’s very chilly, really chilly, those bastards have company at class reunions, just I’m alone, and no man is willing to help me block alcohol! ”

“Well, I remember you didn’t drink everyone.”

“That’s not the point!”

Yun Ge’s expression was very subtle.

Let men block alcohol? Do you need it? Just drink your amount of alcohol directly to the audience, to be honest, I envy you.

Hiratsuka Shizune was a little embarrassed.

Who made her angry at the time, those smelly women each showed off their male companions to her, and if that was the case, they drank them and their men all themselves

Then walk away dashingly, wave your sleeves without taking away a cloud, leaving only a bill…

“Ahem, in fact, recently I met a queen, people directly killed their relatives and sent their husbands to prison, teachers can learn from others.”

“……… I couldn’t get my husband to jail. ”

“I’m giao! Whoever let you learn this, I let you learn the strong female spirit that does not rely on men! The wise do not fall in love, do not understand! ”

Yun Ge is a little defensive, does this woman dare to be reserved, isn’t it that no one wants it, what a big deal.

Hiratsuka listened to him say it out of the corner of his eye, thinking that you have a face to say this.

She raised her hand and pointed sharply at Madzo, Furumi Glass, Karuizawa Megumi, and Shiho Miyano.

“Yunge, you are a presenter who flirts with girls all day long and scolds and shows affection, what qualifications do you have to say that wise people do not fall in love!”

“Well, well… It is difficult to be a wise man when encountering her. ”

He looked at the girl next to him affectionately, and at the same time, Mad San also looked at this side with affection.

“Ah la ma~ Yunge-san, I love you.”

“Mad San ~ I love you too.”

The surroundings suddenly turned into a pink atmosphere.

The two of them interlocked their fingers, the distance was getting closer and closer, and the atmosphere was good, as if they were going to kiss the scene in the next second.

“What a flash!”

Hiratsuka gritted her teeth, picked up the blackboard and threw it directly at the dog man and woman.

The boys in the class were also extremely jealous, and they couldn’t wait to pour their thoughts into the blackboard to wipe it, so that the goods would be smashed to death.

And doesn’t it say that it’s comforting, how suddenly flashed, can you two share the occasion, this is in front of a large group of single dogs, don’t do such a cruel thing, okay.

“Abominable! I really want to fall in love! This garbage cherry blossom province, hundreds of millions of people, not even a bubble old lady, nothing! ”

“Eh~What a crime………”

Yun Ge couldn’t help but pity and sympathize.

This woman is not saved, she wants to fall in love and wants to go crazy, so she is her own teacher, and she doesn’t respect her very well.

If this were to be replaced by his own little Paimon……… He was immediately taken to a pet hospital for neutering.

“It’s really nothing good to fall in love, that is, to have someone to accompany you every day, and you will no longer be lonely, your life is happier than ten times, you eat Ma Ma fragrant, and you are more motivated to sleep……… And super troublesome, to change the sheets frequently. ”

“Yunge! Today you will directly deduct 100 points for the exam! ”

“？！！”

Hiratsuka Shizumi trembled with envy.

Listen to what is said, people say no!

Life is more than ten times happier? How happy that must be, she, a single person, could not even think about it.

Everyone was envious and speechless at the same time.

Didn’t you comfort her, how did you still add fuel to the fire, and even Versailles got up, it doesn’t work to give strength, aren’t you usually very six, what’s going on today.

Yunge shrugged, this type he was not good at.

Or you guys are on it, I want to watch a play, I don’t want to act.

“Ha, hahaha, forget it, it doesn’t matter what it is, the god-sama who has married should hate me.”

“Oh? Ping 207 teachers figured it out? ”

“Ahhhhhh This damn world is targeting me! ”

“Ah, yes, yes, you’re right.”

Yunge once again exerted her emotional intelligence that was high and low at that time, [When a woman is angry, she wants to follow her words to give affirmation].

This is the technique he saw in dealing with women from the [Rank of Notice], and it must be right!

A big hashtag appeared between Hiratsuka Shizuma’s forehead.

“Woo hoo, if a demon appears in front of me now, saying that paying for my soul can make me make a wish, I will make a wish to let the huge meteorite fall on this city where no one wants me, destroy!”

“……… Are you a schoolboy. ”

Yunge complained helplessly.

And that’s not a wish.

But he knows that there are real creatures called demons in this world, and you don’t really sacrifice your soul.

And yet, in the next second.

“Boom!!!”

There was a huge roar and impact in the direction of the playground, and the windows of the teaching building shattered in an instant, as if a meteorite had suddenly descended.

Yunge: “??? ”

Shizuki Hiratsuka: “??? ”

The class: “??? ”

Everyone cautiously looked at the playground, and saw that a big pit appeared on the originally green lawn, and black smoke was still smoking, and they could faintly see what existed in the big pit.

“Really, really a meteorite? Shizuki-sensei Hiratsuka, is your soul okay? ”

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