On the Thousand Postures Reconstructed by the Scumbags

When Qin Ye returned home, it was already late at night.

His room is not tidy, but because there are not many things, it is not messy. Qin Ye went into the bathroom and took a shower, lying on the bed and didn't want to move, but the mobile phone next to him kept vibrating, and the messages were being fired out like a cannonball.

why do you ignore me

I'll be angry if you don't talk anymore

Do you have the book? Don't look for me today

——The above conversation is from an online dating c who can’t remember the name

Qin Ye had done a commercial performance all day today, and he was so tired that he didn't even want to move his fingers? He turned over on the bed, covered his eyelids with the back of his hand, and simply turned the phone to silent, intending to squint for a while.

Bibiro hovered above the ceiling, with a bewitching tone, dear host, you have not replied to number three c for eight? hours, so the other party will be angry~

Qin Ye covered his face with a pillow and pretended to be dead.

Seeing this, Bibiro flew over, lying on the bed, skillfully unlocked Qin Ye's phone, and typed a line to reply to the past, dear baby, how could I ignore you, you are me? This? The most important person in the world~

009 watched from the side, couldn't hold back the disgusting earthy love talk.

And the black wings on Bibiro's back were like little bats, they flapped cheerfully, chatted more cheerfully, and coaxed people back in less than three minutes.

The other party asked? Why are you ignoring me today? I don’t believe you haven’t looked at your phone all day

Bibiluo smiled strangely while replying dear, I am hospitalized today, sorry for not replying your message in time.

What a familiar routine, the next step is to start cheating money.

However, before Bibiluo finished typing, the mobile phone was taken away by a hand with strong knuckles.

Qin Ye threw the pillow aside and sat up straight on the bed. He stared at the phone screen for a while, wondering what he was thinking, and suddenly deleted the person directly.

Bibiro was surprised when he saw this, dear host, why are you doing this? !

Qin Ye didn't want to lie to others at first, but he didn't want to anymore after beating that scumbag Kaimang today. While deleting the friends in the phone who have confirmed their relationship, he said seriously to Bibiro, "I don't want to be a liar, you can find another host to bind."

When Qin Ye was the poorest, he couldn't even pay the rent. And when people are in a desperate situation, they are most likely to have extreme ideas. Bibiro came out at that time.

Now.

It can magnify the desire and greed in people's hearts, and Qin Ye is really short of money, so he walked on this road in a daze. He thought it wasn't a big deal to cheat a hundred dollars, but in fact, cheating is cheating, and it has nothing to do with the amount, not to mention that some people are betting on their true feelings in online dating.

If he continues, what is the difference between him and Kaimang.

This time, for a few hundred dollars, Qin Ye can be tricked by Bibiro to cheat on the Internet, and next time he is even more short of money, maybe he will be persuaded by? Bibiro to go out and rob.

On the surface, Bibiro was helping him, but in fact, he was luring him into the abyss step by step. The ignorant depravity is the most terrible thing.

The warm light poured over Qin Ye's shoulders, illuminating his long and upturned eyes clearly, the pupils were like thick ink, clean and clear. The facial features are too deep and cold, making people feel that his thoughts are not so easily swayed.

Bibiluo was completely dumbfounded, and flew around Qin Ye. Dear host, you have spent so much time and energy, now you give up, don't you feel it's a pity?

People who don't know heard this and thought that Qin Ye had given up a large project worth several billion yuan, but in fact he just gave up a loss-making business with a monthly salary of no more than three thousand and two thousand yuan.

Hearing this, 009 rushed over directly, knocking Bibiro into the air with a sound of biu, what a pity! You bad ball, cheating others to do bad things every day, will be struck by lightning sooner or later!

Bibiluo is so mad that you dare to hit me! I fight with you!

Qin Ye quietly watched the two chickens pecking at each other from the side, thinking how hard it would be for him to be entangled by these two monsters and goblins, and would have to go back to his hometown to worship his ancestors some other day.

Wu Sen sent two English songs in the evening, which are the songs designated by the party for the next commercial performance cooperation, and they must be mastered within three days.

Qin Ye just graduated from high school, so his English is so good. He stared at the two scores and frowned for a long time, but found that none of them knew the words, so he got out of bed and sat in front of the computer to search for the original singing.

This English song is fast-paced. After listening to it for a while, Qin Ye knew the tune by heart, but he couldn't hear a single word clearly, so he could only pronounce it one by one on the Internet on Baidu.

At the same time, the people in the internal group were still discussing him, urging Josnian to help him make connections.

Fuck, if I don't add him, my friend will die with peace!

Mr. Qiao, Mr. Qiao, it’s time to show brotherhood, it’s up to you whether the brothers can get out of the singles

I just went to add that? New

My friend, I was rejected again, I already have a psychological shadow

Josnian was sitting in the study doing business. He originally planned to ignore the news in the group, but Aite said one after another, there was really no way to ignore it. I could only suspend my official business, and sent a message to him saying that it was not convenient to add.

Josnian's words were rather polite, Qin Ye's original words were actually "don't want to add".

Some people in the group don't believe it.

No, no, Mr. Qiao, did you not speak carefully.

you again

try

Josnian put on his glasses habitually, seeing that they didn't believe him, he sent a screenshot of the chat history with Qin Ye, so everyone saw the following conversation.

Qin Ye, what are you doing?

Josnian, my friend asked me to ask? You...

Qin Ye asked? What?

Josnian and the others want to add you as friends.

Qin Ye can't.

Qin Ye plus you? That's fine.

Josnian could have deleted the last sentence, but for some reason, he posted it out of nowhere. Before the others had time to react, the group leader, Feidou, suddenly bubbled up from the group like a corpse. Mr. Qiao, this? Is the newcomer interested in you and has a crush on you!

Josnian thought to himself? It's not me, it's my cat. He slowly fell into the back of the chair, raised his hand to unbutton the collar of his shirt, and looked at the sky outside the window, only to realize that he had been sitting in the study for four? over? hours without knowing it.

Josnian replied no in the group? He likes cats.

He is still a little self-aware, the older he gets, the harder it is to find a partner. Qin Ye, who is in his twenties, will naturally not find a partner who is more than ten years older than himself.

The group is full of mourning, probably all of them? Regret myself? Why didn't I have a cat. However, the members of the internal group are all in good condition, either rich second generation or social elite, Qin Ye refused to add friends again and again, so naturally they won't catch up.

Some people even say that the grapes are sour if they can’t eat grapes, and the group leader says he’s a liar.

There is some truth to this sentence.

His information sheet shows that he is only in his twenties? In his twenties? Isn't that also fake?

Who knows, maybe on the opposite side of the phone is an old man with an unshaven beard who is as long as your baby and short.

The group leader, Feidoudao, is alright, don't argue, what's the big deal. Do an offline event next month

Move? Invite that newcomer over, and you will know what he looks like.

This kind of online deception happened once when Daqun was just established. Although it is not as miserable as an old man, a middle-aged bald man with a beer belly pretends to be a 20-year-old guy to talk to you every day. Falling in love is also shocking enough.

The group owner Feidou often organizes offline gatherings in order to avoid this problem.

Josnian had heard Qin Ye's voice. Although he didn't know what the other person looked like, he was definitely in his early twenties, so he wouldn't be like what they said. Seeing that the people in the group were speculating a lot, and the more they said it, the more outrageous they became, he frowned imperceptibly, and simply backed out.

Qin Ye's account is online, but he doesn't know what he is busy with.

Before, Josnian was busy with his career and didn't have much time to care about his relationship, but now, no amount of money can fill the emptiness in his heart. The room was luxuriously decorated, but it was also empty. The only living thing was the little chubby cat named Chacha.

Josnian has all the characteristics of a single old man, such as innocence, such as a boring personality. This kind of character zero is basically no one in the circle. No one likes it, not as good as a young man who can come to trouble.

He pushed away the document at hand, and after hesitating for a long time, he sent a message to Qin Ye. What are you doing?

Qin Ye was scratching his head and scratching his head while reciting words. When he saw the message, he subconsciously replied that he was reciting English words.

Josnian rested his chin and thought to himself? Isn't he already working? Why is it so difficult to memorize words?

Qin Ye didn't intend to lie anymore, and he didn't hide anything. While reciting the vocabulary, he typed a line of words with one hand to reply. Well, I only graduated from high school, and my English is not good.

Josnian was slightly taken aback. He probably didn't expect him to be so honest. He replied, "How about I teach you?"

He has studied abroad for several years, so teaching English should not be a problem.

Qin Ye was stunned when he saw the news. To be honest, the people he chats with online every day are all kinds of temper tantrums and coaxing. Is this the first time he has met Josnian so honestly? Scratching your head, hesitantly asked? Will the Tao take up your time?

It doesn't matter if Josnian pushes away the documents in hand, there's nothing wrong anyway.

Qin Ye sent him the picture.

Josnian took a look and found that it looked like lyrics. I wondered why Qin Ye had to recite these, but didn't ask? Pronounce sentence by sentence and teach him to read.

Josnian's English accent is nice?

It's not as cold and hard as the ones translated on the computer, but more humane. Gentle and unhurried.

Qin Ye listened to it several times, then followed him to read, and sent a voice to ask him to correct it. After reciting the two lyrics, it was already one o'clock in the morning.

Qin Ye belatedly thought about it. Why do you wake up at ten? You have to go to bed at half past one?

Josnian glanced at the wall clock on the wall, and was a little surprised at how time passed so quickly today. He thought it was okay to type a line. He drank coffee today and couldn't sleep well, so he just passed the time.

He happened to have a cup of coffee by his hand, which was delivered by the nanny two? hours ago, and it was completely cold. Josnian took a photo with his mobile phone and sent it to Qin Ye to prove himself? He didn't lie.

Qin Ye has a good impression of Josnian, so are you still sleepy?

Josnian said it's okay.

Qin Ye seems to be thanking him for teaching him English? Then I will chat with you, tell me when you are sleepy, and I will sleep when you are asleep.

Josnian propped his head up, thinking? Is Qin Ye like this to everyone? He rubbed the keyboard with his fingertips, and asked? Has anyone added you today?

Hatano Michi

Yes, I have.

He sent a screenshot to Josnian. In the afternoon, more than 30 people added him as friends, but they were all rejected without exception. Just like what Qin Ye said today, he only needs Josnian? One person is enough.

No one will hate the feeling of being? Preference, no one can refuse the feeling of being? Preference.

Josnian was no exception, although he couldn't tell what kind of emotion it was. The chubby cat, Chacha, hadn't slept yet. He wandered outside the study for a while, then ran in with small steps, jumped onto his lap and meowed, pawing at the phone all the time.

Josnian raised his hand, recorded a video of it and sent it to Qin Ye. Is your little white cat asleep?

Qin Ye glanced at 009, who was still there behind him? He was fighting with Bibiro, and replied that he hadn't, and ran around the room.

While speaking, two balls rushed over like cannonballs and hit him directly? Qin Ye pressed Bibiro with his left hand and 009 with his right hand, the veins on his forehead popped up, "You two? Can you be quieter!"

009 snorted and the bad ball refused to leave. Tell me, did you just let it go?

Qin Ye "I hope you go with it."

The author has something to say#You never know whether the person chatting on the other side of the phone is an old man, a rough man, or a black briquette#

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