"I'll it, it's good that Lao Tzu didn't do anything with her in his last life, otherwise I'd have to get some dirty diseases!"

Yuan Qing was very glad that he didn't have anything to do with Ma Lili in his previous life.

After all, three black brothers!

It's a thrilling (disgusting) picture just to think about!

Seeing Yuan Qing's shocked face, Du Qiu felt that he had found a way to relieve him, so he continued: "You know that I am an accountant, so... I'll do the math for you! "

"Please start your show!"

In fact, Yuan Qing already knows what this product wants to say next!

But he didn't stop it!

Think of it as a pastime!

Du Qiu cleared his throat and said, "Look... The university is a 4-year undergraduate, and Ma Lili has hired a companion since her freshman year, which means that she has been with those 3 black brothers for 4 years! "

"4 years is 48 months, 1 month is calculated as 30 days, except for the menstrual period of 7 days, no, I heard that Brother Hei is more vigorous, so I will calculate it according to 5 days!"

"1 month and 25 days, and then a lot of it's counted, it's almost tens of millions of times!"

"A green tea who has been penetrated tens of millions of times, can ordinary people resist it?"

Yuan Qing smiled: "It's really awesome!" "

Yuan Qing originally thought that Du Qiu would end here.

Who expected this product to scare Ma Lili to get up, he ate something, and continued: "Also, I heard that Brother Hei doesn't bring a small umbrella, if they leak every time in 4 years, according to 10 ml each time, there are 1008 liters, think about it, a large can of Coke is only 2.7 liters!" "

Yuan Qing had a black line: "That 10 ml, it's a bit exaggerated, right?" "

"It's not an exaggeration at all, according to my years of experience in reading films, Brother Hei's savings are so awesome, don't believe me telling you!"

At this moment, Du Qiu's face was full of pride, and he seemed to be very proud that he could calculate such accurate data!

However, at this moment, a woman angrily walked over from the next table.

"What are you talking nonsense about, you blind thing!"

This woman is Ma Lili.

"Horses... Ma Lili?! "

Seeing that the topic person he had just studied suddenly appeared in front of him, Du Qiu suddenly panicked!

He didn't expect this other party to have breakfast here.

"Okay, Yuan Qing, it turns out that you are also here, you have to settle the account for me last time, you have to figure it out for me today, otherwise don't want to walk out of this breakfast shop!"

At this time, Ma Lili also saw Yuan Qing sitting opposite Du Qiu.

So he directly took out the phone and dialed a number: "Hey, Brother Tai, can you come to Li Ji in the East Block for morning tea, please do something..."

Ma Lili said a lot on the phone, then hung up the phone and looked at Yuan Qing with disdain: "If you don't accompany me for a million today, I'll break your leg!" "

"What's... Ma Lili, we were just joking, don't take it seriously, you don't need to be so ruthless, right? "

Du Qiu saw that things seemed to end a little badly, so he wanted to come over and play a round.

As a result, Ma Lili slapped her: "What the are you, the old lady is looking for him now, how far are you going to get me..."

"Click~"

Before she could finish speaking, her hand was folded off.

Like a branch that is about to break, it hangs there and is crumbling!

"Ah~ my hands, my hands... Ahh

Ma Lili was rolling on the ground, wailing as if she was in great pain.

"What's going on?"

"What happened to the woman's hand?"

"Isn't this woman the Internet celebrity on Douyin? What's going on? "

"I don't know, I just watched her slap that man, why did her hand break all of a sudden?"

......

Ma Lili's screams quickly drew everyone nearby.

Originally, there was no foot traffic in the breakfast shop, but some of them were surrounded by water!

"The next time you start beating someone, it's best to weigh whether you have the ability!"

Yuan Qing sat calmly in his seat, eating by himself, ignoring the gazes cast by the onlookers around him!

"Yuan... Yuan Qing, did you do this? "

Du Qiu was also extremely panicked at this time.

This man's hands are all broken, and if he is investigated, he may go to jail!

Yuan Qing smiled, didn't speak, and continued to eat!

And Du Qiu knew that he couldn't run this time!

So he sighed and sat down in his seat again.

But he didn't do anything again, just sat there dumbfounded, thinking about what would happen next!

It didn't take long.

The Tai brother that Ma Lili called just now also made people feel here.

These people are all holding steel pipe fruit knives and other instruments in their hands, and they look fierce!

"What about Yuan Qing, what about people, dare to deceive my woman, today Lao Tzu will let you know what it means to survive..."

In the middle of Taige's words, he suddenly saw Ma Lili who was still wailing on the ground, so he walked over and asked, "Lily, what's wrong with you?" "

"The two of them did it, kill them for me, kill them," Marily yelled hysterically.

In fact, she didn't see who did it at all, but at this time, she couldn't care so much.

"Oh, Mom, Lily, I'm still in a bit of a hurry, let's get in touch again..."

As soon as Brother Tai saw that things seemed to be a bit big, he directly threw down this sentence and ran out!

"Hehe~"

Yuan Qing shook his head and smiled, and put down the hand that had already formed a handprint under the table!

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PS: When Du Qiu above was counted as Ma Lili being penetrated, I actually wrote it in great detail, but unfortunately I was caught by the review, hehe, a funny dialogue was also caught, I was really speechless.

I'm sorry that the changes may affect the reading experience of your readers! But I can't help it!

Forgive me!

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