Part-time Soccer

Chenlong has always liked to dream. Besides daydreaming, he often dreams of himself and someone, or something, something?Chenlong himself wondered if he was neurotic, and he was about to become stupid.

Since I was five years old, I have often dreamed that I can't see something that I can't see, there is no image, only ideas, and it always appears in dreams.

Whenever Chenlong reaches the peak of learning a skill, he will have a dream, but this dream is unclear, always confused and ignorant.

Tonight's dream was particularly clear, and there was actually a dialogue.

"Don't learn that kind of dross, copy that kind of infamous thing, it's just insulting me." The voice was very proud and domineering, "Damn it, it's been 13 years in your body, why are you still a bird, with physical strength? It's only 15 seconds more, it's completely crippled!"

"Who are you?" Chen Long asked in his dream.

"I am not someone, call me Xinglei, I specialize in copying football skills. I am a thing, oh, I am not a thing, I am Xinglei."

Chenlong was surprised in his sleep, he had no idea who was talking to him.

"I'm just an abstract concept, let's put it this way, I'm in your body, but you can't see it, touch it, you can only perceive it", the voice sounded again, paused, and continued, "Let's put it this way, I It's actually part of your thinking, part of your football thinking."

"Can thoughts speak?"

"Nonsense, isn't a person without thinking a fool? Can I talk to a fool? But although you are not a fool, you are indeed disabled."

Chenlong...

"Let me say it again, my name is Xinglei, and it is your football thinking. You just need to remember that I am Xinglei who helps you copy your football skills. You don't need to care what I look like, although I am indeed handsome."

"In the past 13 years, I have helped you copy the alien's pendulum dribble, oxtail, Beckham's full moon scimitar, and Ronaldo's tomahawk shot, etc., all of which are top skills in the world. But today you actually asked me to copy the skills of that rough guy in Matri, what skills does he have? They are all rubbish, and you actually asked me to copy rubbish."

Chenlong...

"As the highest-level me, I naturally only copy the highest-level skills. So, don't learn those rubbish in the future, it's wasting my time, and it's also wasting your time!"

"The best player disdains to attack the goal with a header, and the best player wants to pass the goalkeeper before scoring a goal!"

"Do you think you are really talented? Didn't you rely on my help to copy so many skills for you? Otherwise, you are really crippled in the past 5 minutes." This is really blunt.

Chenlong...

"That's all for now, let's talk about it later."

Chenlong...

It's just a dream.

It was indeed a dream...

Chenlong who woke up in the middle of the night regarded it as a dream, but he couldn't understand the dream, why did he know that he was studying Matri?While watching the game today, Chenlong was observing Matri's header intentionally or unintentionally, trying to find some essentials for the header.

Is it because you think about it every day and dream at night?

Shit, he directly denied it in his heart.Is this really a bit like a phone conversation between the two parties?

He touched his head in a daze, then patted his chest, and found nothing unusual, then closed his eyes again, but couldn't fall asleep.

Star tears?Thought?What is this all about?Chenlong lay on the bed, thinking about why these two things could be equated.

Could it be that there is really something in my mind that can help me directly copy the skills of a star?Chenlong started to think a little bit, and faintly became excited.

Do not believe you try it now?Chenlong opened his eyes, as if he heard his own head talking to him.

This sudden idea made Chenlong get up from the bed and turn on the computer.

He searched on the Internet, and directly searched for the highlights of Messi's quick change of direction.Then I started to observe and study seriously...

A quarter of an hour later, Chenlong's expression changed, he was astonished!It's been more than ten years, and this is the first time I've discovered that my simulation ability is really not an ordinary pervert!

Of course, if you casually think that you can master Messi's skills by watching Messi's videos ten times, then you are not a genius, you are a perverted genius!You are a genius ten times more perverted than Messi. There are so many Messis in football, but there is only one Pele, one Maradona, one Ronaldo, and one Messi in this world. So, Apparently Chenlong realized the terribleness of this question at this time, and he believed almost everything he said in the dream just now.

Let's just believe it, if you have this ability, then you are really a pervert?Thinking of this, Chen Long couldn't help being happy again, and thinking of what might happen when he meets Pierrot tomorrow, he couldn't help but lose sleepiness.

Damn physical strength, if the physical strength is not 5 minutes, then you can really do whatever you want on the court, the bodies of angels and devils, Chenlong is conflicted in his heart, I don't know if this is happiness or worry?

Who is worth my copying?That's a good question. Naturally, top shooters, top midfielders, and even top defenders are all worthy of my copy.The more the better, idiot, like how much money do you think?Chenlong couldn't help being sarcastic in his heart.

Copying football skills is so good, can you copy other competitive skills?Someone had already thought of the possibility of this, and tapped his basketball skills on the computer, and he directly entered the Jordan video.

Another quarter of an hour later, he slumped down on the bed with a look of disappointment on his face.A certain person not only wanted to become the god of football, but even the god of basketball began to drool, and his greedy nature was clearly seen.

In the end, he had no choice but to end this common sense resentfully, and came to the conclusion that only football can he quickly copy.

Suddenly, he suddenly realized that if this star tears or thoughts were true, wouldn't this guy have harmed himself for 13 years?Damn, he was angry, it was this guy who made him live like a useless person for 13 years, made him lose the chance to become a superstar in Inter Milan, made him lose more happiness that ordinary people have, and even made him He was still a virgin this year?Still a virgin?Thinking about it, I know it's because of the 5 minutes, I really can't take it...

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, wishing he could pull it out of his mind and beat him up severely.

But how did he pull it?Dig your own head?の, it is really an untenable proposition, I was lying in the morgue before I found out.

But 13 years later, is Chenlong really miserable? At least judging from tonight, it is still true, so what about tomorrow?Did this star tear candy bring him good luck or bad luck?

Gradually, Chenlong fell asleep again.