People are running for men, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

“ah?”

Xiang Long was stunned when he heard Bai Lu’s question:

“Don’t tell me, they are colleagues, of course…oh!!”

Halfway through, Xiang Long finally understood what Bai Lu meant and said with a smile, “Teacher Bai, you are talking about this driving test.”

Bai Lu let out a cute snort from her nose, her cheeks slightly rosy:

“Who told you to say that your driving skills are very good?”

She had driven a lot when she was usually getting along with Hehe, or when the crew was filming, but when it came to being alone with the opposite sex, this was the first time she took the initiative to make such a joke!

And if a girl is willing to take the initiative to talk dirty to a boy, it already shows that her affection for the boy has reached a high level.

Xiang Long naturally understood this and subconsciously turned to look at the girl beside him:

At this time, the lanterns are starting to come on,

The bright neon lights on the roadside shine into the car through the car window, reflecting on Bai Lu’s fair and delicate cheeks. The colorful changes make Bai Lu seem to be in a strange dream space.

“Drive well, why are you staring at me?”

Sensing Xiang Long’s gaze, Bai Lu felt her ears feel a little hot. Fortunately, it was dark in the car and Xiang Long couldn’t see clearly.

Xiang Long coughed hurriedly, suppressed the throbbing in his heart, turned his attention to the front, and then smiled:

“For the sake of fairness, how about I also test your driving skills?”

“I’m afraid of you. Come out as you like.”

Bai Lu said unconvincedly and looked at Xiang Long with her black and white eyes.

“Um……”

Xiang Long thought for a while and asked:

“What kind of punishment will be imposed on drivers who drive motor vehicles that have reached scrapping standards?”

“A. Detention for not more than 15 days”

“B. Revoking motor vehicle driving license”

“C. A fine of not less than 20 yuan but not more than 200 yuan”

“D. Pursuing criminal liability”

Bai Lu: “…”

I asked you to drive, but you actually took my subject one?

Seeing that Bai Lu didn’t answer, Xiang Long joked:

“Teacher Bai, if you can’t answer, I have every reason to suspect that you bought your driver’s license… Stop! A gentleman talks but never touches!”

But Bai Lu’s little hands climbed directly to the soft flesh of Xiang Long’s waist and began to move his muscles.

“I’m not a gentleman to begin with!”

Bai Lu shouted: “I am a woman!”

“No, Teacher Bai, it hurts…I was wrong, I was wrong, I will give you real driving questions right away!”

Xiang Long quickly begged for mercy.

“snort!”

Only then did Bai Lu let go.

Xiang Long breathed a sigh of relief and touched his waist with his right hand, pretending to be in pain: “Teacher Bai, you really worked hard.”

Bai Lu was also a little embarrassed, and then she put her hand on Xiang Long’s waist:

“Okay, okay, I’m sorry, come on, let me rub it for you.”

Feeling the touch of Bai Lu’s little hand, Xiang Long suddenly felt refreshed and said with a smile:

“Listen up, here comes the real question.”

“Okay, you say.”

Bai Lu helped Xiang Long rub his waist and said.

“Actually, in this car, besides the two of us, there are also two good friends of yours, one named Zuo Xiaoqiu and the other named You Xiaoqiu.”

Left hill, right hill?

Bai Lu didn’t react for a moment.

Until he looked at Xiang Long and saw him looking at his chest with evil intentions.

“ah!”

Only then did Bai Lu realize. She covered her chest with one hand, and the other little hand that had just been massaging Xiang Long immediately increased its strength…

“Hiss! Teacher Bai, stop!”

Xiang Long screamed quickly, this time it really hurt.

“I can’t help it!”

Bai Lu’s cheeks turned red with embarrassment.

I can’t say that my own peaks and mountains are like a gathering, there are always waves like anger, how is it small? !

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she blurted out:

“I am Xiaoqiu, then you are the big tree hanging peppers!”

Um?

Chili peppers hanging from a big tree?

Xiang Long breathed heavily.

You’ve slandered the iron spear that I’ve been honing for so long as a chili pepper?

What can be tolerated by scholars?

So Xiang Long immediately retorted:

“Then you’re just frying eggs in a pan!”

What?

Bai Lu’s eyes widened: “You are a toothpick plus a contact lens box!”

Xiang Long showed no sign of weakness: “You are Wangzi’s little steamed bun!”

Bai Lu’s face turned red: “You are an embroidery needle made of ox hair!”

“You’re a mosquito bite!”

“You are the shit of an earthworm!”

“you……”

At this time, the light was red, Xiang Long stopped the car and glared at Bai Lu angrily.

Bai Lu didn’t show any weakness and stared at him.

After a while,

The angry expressions of the two suddenly froze, and they realized what they were arguing about.

They looked at each other and laughed together.

After a long while, Xiang Long wiped his tears and said:

“Teacher Bai, what do you think you are arguing with me about?”

Bai Lu covered her hands and laughed so hard

My stomach ached, and I subconsciously said:

“Then it’s not like you haven’t seen mine, so why do you say they are young?”

brush!

As soon as these words came out, both of them stopped talking.

They looked at each other and quickly averted their eyes as if they were electrocuted. Both of them felt that their bodies were a little hot.

Bai Lu twisted her hands together and looked out the window without focus, feeling her heart beating rapidly.

Xiang Long also had a girlfriend for the first time in his life, and she was such a beautiful girl as Bai Lu. His mouth felt dry for a while.

As the atmosphere becomes increasingly ambiguous,

Xiang Long felt that he needed to say something to break the deadlock.

By chance, someone was walking by with a dog on the sidewalk in front. Xiang Long said with a smile:

“Look, dog, that Teacher Bai is so cute.”

Bai Lu didn’t react for a moment, so she nodded in agreement:

“Yeah, that Teacher Bai… huh?”

Bai Lu looked at Xiang Long with wide eyes.

Xiang Long also came to his senses and laughed while lying on the steering wheel.

“Xiang Lili, did you do it on purpose?”

Bai Lu also laughed and patted Xiang Long.

“No, I just had a twitch in my head…”

Xiang Long explained with a smile.

Naturally, Bai Lu wouldn’t be really angry. Thinking that she didn’t hear it at the first time, she leaned on the passenger seat and laughed non-stop:

“No, Lili, I feel that if I stay with you for a long time, I will definitely develop crow’s feet early.”

“It’s been ten years since I smiled. Isn’t being with me more effective than taking sheep placenta?”

Xiang Long joked.

Bai Lu also answered the question at the right time: “Teacher Xiang, is this allowed to be said?”

Immediately, the two laughed together again.

The red light turns green and the car starts.

Bai Lu took a deep breath, wiped the tears from laughter at the corners of her eyes, and said:

“Speaking of slips of the tongue, I remembered a joke, but it was really funny. I’ll tell it to you, and I’ll make sure you laugh when you think about it in the future!”

“Okay.”

Xiang Long naturally agreed.

Bai Lu coughed lightly and said:

“One day, I met an old man carrying things on the street. I am caring. Seeing that the old man was having difficulty walking with so many things, I thought, “Old man, let me help you carry things.” …The result…hahahahaha!”

Halfway through her words, she couldn’t help laughing.

Xiang Long was stunned:

“No, Teacher Bai, please stop laughing and finish speaking first!”

“Okay, okay, I’ll finish. I’ll finish first.”

Bai Lu took a deep breath and tried to control her emotions, but then, thinking of the plot behind her, she couldn’t hold back anymore: “Hahahahaha…”

Xiang Long: “…”

“No, eldest sister, what happened to the old man? You are driving me to death.”

Xiang Long was also infected by Bai Lu’s laughter and asked with a smile.

“Uncle, uncle, uncle, he… hahahahaha!”

Bai Lu was lying on the center console in front of the passenger seat, shaking and laughing so hard that she couldn’t stop laughing.

Xiang Long was completely helpless, so he had to hold the steering wheel with one hand and drive, and put his other hand down her back, for fear that she would laugh at him.

After a long while,

Bai Lu finally got tired of laughing. She leaned against the passenger seat and gasped:

“No, my stomach is going to cramp from laughing…”

She hadn’t laughed so hard in a long time.

Xiang Long was speechless when he saw Bai Lu’s cute and naive look.

“Teacher Bai, you told me a joke, but you ended up laughing yourself first, you are awesome!”

Xiang Long gave her a thumbs up.

Normally, if Xiang Long was so arrogant, Bai Lu would have asked him to learn what a loving touch is, but now she could only give him a blank stare.

After a while,

Seeing that Bai Lu finally stopped laughing, Xiang Long asked curiously: “So, in the end, the uncle…”

Before he finished speaking, hearing the word ‘uncle’ seemed to turn on some kind of switch for Bai Lu, making her laugh out loud again:

“Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose Goose……”

Xiang Long: “…”

After a while, when Bai Lu stopped laughing again, Xiang Long rolled his eyes and suddenly said:

“uncle.”

“Pfft hahahaha goose goose goose…”

Bai Lu couldn’t hold back anymore and laughed.

After a while,

Xiang Long: “Uncle.”

Bai Lu: “Hahahaha…”

After a while,

Just when Xiang Long was about to make Bai Lu laugh again, Bai Lu finally couldn’t help it anymore and reached out to cover Xiang Long’s mouth:

“No…don’t talk, don’t talk about uncle, hahaha…you’re not allowed to talk, do you hear me?”

If Xiang Long made him laugh again, Bai Lu felt like her stomach would really cramp from laughter.

“Uh-huh!”

Xiang Long nodded hurriedly.

“call!”

Bai Lu breathed a sigh of relief.

Open your hands and sit back in the passenger seat.

Then–

“uncle.”

“Pfft hahahaha…”

“Xiang Lili, I’m going to kill you! Hahaha!”