People are running for men, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

[Congratulations, you won the song “Eyelashes Curved”! 】

“Curved eyelashes?”

Xiang Long’s eyes suddenly lit up when he heard the title of the song.

This is another masterpiece of Cyndi Wang, and it is also very popular on the earth. Although the popularity may be lower than “Love You”, after all, it was drawn with 10,000 people, so what kind of bicycle is needed?

“The key is that this song is not very difficult to sing, so it is very suitable for Bai Lu.”

Xiang Long nodded secretly.

Immediately, his eyes turned to the popularity value of 230,000.

“My luck seems to be good today, how about… try another song?”

Anyway, even if I exchange 20,000 people for “Lash Curved”, it is completely worth it, so Xiang Longdang silently recited in his heart again:

“System, I want to use the song blind box again!”

brush!

As the order was given, the golden song blind box immediately burst into dazzling light.

Soon, the result appeared——

[Congratulations, you won the song “I’m a Girl”! 】

“Another classic song?”

Xiang Long was really surprised now.

“I Am a Girl” is a classic song by Xu Huaiyu, known as the populist queen. It has a cheerful and relaxed style. It became an instant hit on the streets when it was released.

Xiang Long remembers that when he was in junior high school, almost every girl in the class could sing this song.

“What’s going on with the system today? Is there a big song show?”

Xiang Long was surprised and happy.

In Xiang Long’s opinion, these two songs will not lose even if they are pumped out with 100,000 hits.

“Forget it, never mind, I’m lucky today anyway, so let’s do it again!”

Xiang Long took a deep breath and continued to speak to the system:

“Another song blind box!”

soon,

As the blind box shines brightly, the third song result appears——

[Congratulations, you won the song “One Like Summer, One Like Autumn”! 】

Xiang Long was almost numb.

Another classic song!

Although this song “One Like Summer, One Like Autumn” may be less well-known than the previous two, it is a rare song that describes sisterhood. It is a must-play song when countless girls sing K together.

“However, in terms of popularity, it seems that the luck has decreased a bit.”

Xiang Long thought for a while and decided to smoke again.

Anyway, thirty thousand people gained popularity in exchange for these three songs, and he has already made a lot of money.

“System, another blind box!”

brush!

As the blind box shines brightly again, the fourth song also appears——

[Congratulations, you have won the song “Song of Psychosis”! 】

puff!

Seeing this result, Xiang Long almost spit out the water in his mouth.

A psychotic song?

Is it Luo Tianyi’s two-dimensional song?

Xiang Long quickly checked the system instructions, and sure enough, it was the song he had guessed.

Compared to the previous three songs, “Song of Psycho” is much less well-known because of its two-dimensional nature.

Many people may not have heard the original version of this song, but they have probably been laughed at by the erhu version of this song.

“Well, judging from this result, the popularity of these four songs is indeed slowly declining, and the popularity of the next song may be even lower…”

Xiang Long thought for a while and decided to give it up.

With the popularity of 40,000 people in exchange for these four songs, he has already made a fortune.

at this time,

He suddenly heard a loud shout coming from his ears:

“Xiang Lili!”

Xiang Long was startled and turned to look over.

He saw Bai Lu and Deng Chaozheng both looking at him with smiles.

“What’s wrong?”

Xiang Long asked strangely.

“What did you say? Brother Chao and I were talking, but when you turned around, you saw yourself standing aside in a daze.”

Bai Lu gestured to her cheeks and said:

“There was a lewd smile on his face from time to time, saying, what bad things were you thinking about just now?”

“It’s nothing,”

Xiang Long said calmly: “I was just thinking of you, Teacher Bai.”

“Um?”

Bai Lu was stunned for a moment, then she yelled and pinched Xiang Long’s neck: “How dare you laugh so disgustingly when you think of me?”

“Spare… spare my life, I think of good things, good things.”

Xiang Long hurriedly stretched out his hand to Deng Chao for help.

Deng Chao naturally ignored him and just ate melon seeds while watching the show with a smile.

After a long while, Bai Lu let go of his hand and asked:

“Tell me the truth, what were you thinking about me just now?”

“I just recalled the process of us telling jokes in the car, and then a funny melody came into my mind. I thought it was quite fun, and I was a little lost for a while.”

It just so happened that the lyrics of “Song of Psycho” were very similar to what the two had just experienced, Xiang Long said.

“Were you composing a song just now?”

Bai Lu looked at Xiang Long suspiciously: “You’re not lying to me, are you?”

Such a good creation? ”

“It’s easy to create when you’re inspired.”

Xiang Long waved his hand in annoyance: “You, a person with zero creative ability, better stop asking.”

“Um?”

Bai Lu rubbed her wrists.

“Ahem, I mean, how about I teach you how to write songs?”

Xiang Long quickly changed his tone.

“Just teach me how to write songs, but…”

Bai Lu squinted her eyes and stared at Xiang Long with an unkind expression: “Sing the melody just now. If I am satisfied, then you will pass, otherwise -”

Bai Lu made a slitting motion next to her throat and said in Zhen Huan body:

“We are in the Empress’s Palace today. There is not much else. One foot of red is enough to wrap you into a mummy!”

Deng Chao also imitated the eunuch, pinched the orchid and pointed:

“Xiao Xiangzi, why don’t you hurry up and listen to the order?”

“this……”

Hearing this, Xiang Long hesitated: “The style of this song is a bit strange, are you sure you want to listen to it?”

“Then what’s not to listen to? As a Hengdian diva, what songs have I not heard?”

Bai Lu waved her hands grandly:

“Sing it quickly and let me see it!”

“Okay, hey!”

Xiang Long imitated the Qing palace’s showmanship and made a gesture of lowering his sleeves with both hands.

Then, he sat up straight, coughed twice, and cleared his throat.

“Ahem!”

Bai Lu and Deng Chao both looked expectant.

I don’t know what kind of song Xiang Long created based on his inspiration just now.

“Then I really sang?”

At this time, Xiang Long suddenly asked again.

“Sing, sing, hurry up!”

Bai Lu urged impatiently.

“good.”

Xiang Long nodded and hummed, as if he was looking for a tune.

Bai Lu and Deng Chao all held their breath and listened carefully.

Then,

In the expectant gazes of the two people, Xiang Long suddenly asked again:

“Are you sure you want to listen?”

“Ahhh!”

Bai Lu yelled and pinched Xiang Long’s neck again:

“Xiang Lili, if you keep talking nonsense, believe it or not, I will castrate you and send you to the palace to wash the toilet!”

Deng Chao was also annoyed by Xiang Long’s heavy breathing, and laughed at the side:

“That’s right, Bai Lu, castrate him and let him serve you every day!”

“No, no, I sing, I really sing!”

Xiang Long didn’t dare to act weird anymore and said quickly.

Bai Lu then let go of her hand:

“If you dare to say nonsense again, you’re doomed!”

“Don’t dare.”

Xiang Long was excited and subconsciously covered his younger brother.

“Pfft hahaha!”

Seeing Xiang Long’s actions, Bai Lu laughed and hit Xiang Long on the back hard, and said with a smile:

“You’re such a brat…ahem!”

She wanted to say, ‘You are a little pepper, what is there to cover up?’, but she remembered that this was not in the car after all, and she immediately shut up.

Although she shut up in time, Xiang Long’s reaction was so quick that he still heard the second half of Bai Lu’s sentence and glared at Bai Lu angrily: “Bai Mengyan, if this wasn’t at Brother Chao’s house, I…hum!”

What he wanted to say was that if it wasn’t at Deng Chao’s house, he would definitely prove to you whether I was Little Pepper, but like Bai Lu, he also knew that it was okay for the two of them to joke in private, but it was inappropriate to say it in front of Deng Chao.

Although he didn’t finish what he said, Bai Lu still heard the meaning of Xiang Long’s words, and immediately glared at Xiang Long shyly.

Deng Chao didn’t know about the conversation between the two in the car, so naturally he couldn’t understand what they were talking about, and said with a smile:

“It doesn’t matter what happened at my house. You two can pretend that your sister-in-law and I are not here. Please feel free to do whatever you want.”

As soon as he said these words,

Xiang Long and Bai Lu suddenly felt shy.

Bai Lu quickly changed the topic:

“Okay, Lili, stop talking nonsense and sing quickly, we are all impatient!”

Xiang Long did not dare to continue this topic.

Taking a deep breath, he sat upright in front of the two of them.

Bai Lu and Deng Chao also looked at him.

Xiang Long glanced at Bai Lu:

“Teacher Bai, let me tell you first, you are not allowed to be angry.”

Bai Lu stared, but then she thought of something and said with a smile: “Okay, okay, I’m not angry.”

Seeing Bai Lu agreeing so readily, Xiang Long couldn’t help but look suspicious.

Bai Lu was really angry now and rolled up her sleeves:

“Xiang Lili, will you sing today?”

“Sing, sing right now!”

Xiang Long didn’t dare to say anything anymore, waved his hands hurriedly, and started singing——

“One day when I had nothing to do, I asked Bai Lu to tell a joke.”

“This guy started laughing before he even opened his mouth to speak…”

Listen to the previous two lyrics,

Bai Lu and Deng Chao looked at each other strangely.

Because these two lyrics alone don’t seem to be enough for Xiang Long to call the song a weird style.

But the next moment,

Seeing Xiang Long’s performance behind them, their eyes

All eyes suddenly widened——

Xiang Long suddenly changed his sitting position and acted like a lady. Obviously, he was performing a duet between two people.

However, his next lyrics made Bai Lu and Deng Chao a little bit unable to sit still:

“Eahahahahahaha!”

“Eahahahahahaha!”

Then, Xiang Long imitated Bai Lu and continued singing to her and Deng Chao:

“It’s not that my laugh point is too low, it’s that my jokes are too badass.”

“Take a deep breath after telling it, and look back at Lili.”

immediately,

Xiang Long sat back in his seat and continued singing:

“Eahahahahahaha!”

“Eahahahahahaha!”

Hearing this,

Bai Lu and Deng Chao finally understood why Xiang Long said this song was weird.

How can ordinary songs be sung like this?

“Ha ha ha ha!”

Before Xiang Long finished singing, Bai Lu couldn’t help it anymore, patted Xiang Long’s arm and laughed:

“No, Lili, I can’t bear it anymore!”

“What the hell kind of song are you talking about? It’s like a lunatic.”

Xiang Long smiled and nodded:

“That’s right, this song is called “The Psycho Song”. It talks about some people who can’t even finish telling their own jokes, so they just keep laughing.”

Um?

Bai Lu’s laughter stopped immediately.

After a while,

A loud shout resounded throughout the community where Deng Chao’s home is located:

“Xiang Lili, if you can leave Brother Chao’s house alive today, I will take your last name!”