People are running for men, and Bai Mengyan is crying at the beginning

“Bring up the items that Brother Chao will endorse.”

Yao Yitian said to the staff on the side.

Soon, a wooden box appeared in front of Deng Chao, and then the baffle in front of the box was removed by the staff, revealing the items inside——

A bottle of kaiselu.

Seeing this item, Bai Lu smiled the most, and the first person couldn’t help lowering his head and laughing “kukuku”.

Xiang Long and others all pursed their lips and suppressed laughter.

Seeing this, Deng Chao, who was completely unaware, couldn’t help but feel a little confused:

“No, what is this that makes you want to laugh just by looking at it?”

“Oh, don’t worry about anything, just hurry up and bring the goods!”

Chen He urged:

“Time limit is three minutes, let’s start!”

“Uh, okay.”

Anyway, the name of this game is called blind carrying, so Deng Chao tentatively said:

“The product I want to introduce to you is a very delicious food.”

Poof!

Hearing that Deng Chao actually used the word delicious to describe Kaisailu, Bailu couldn’t help it anymore and burst into laughter.

Immediately, he realized that it was a bit indecent to laugh like this, but he wanted to endure it but couldn’t help it, so he had to grab Xiang Long’s arm and hide his face behind Xiang Long’s back to laugh.

Seeing this, Deng Chao didn’t realize that he had made a mistake, but he couldn’t see the items in the alley at all. He didn’t know how to change his words even if he wanted to, so he was a little stunned for a moment.

Seeing this, Xiang Long continued to dig holes for Deng Chao and asked maliciously:

“Brother Chao, do you usually eat such delicious food?”

There was no way to guess anyway. Deng Chao gritted his teeth and simply replied with a firm look:

“Of course I will eat it!”

Hahahahaha!

At this time, even the staff on the side laughed out loud and quickly covered their faces with their scripts, but the laughter still spread.

As an excellent variety show actor, Deng Chao naturally knew what to do at this time, so instead of stopping, he continued:

“Not only do I eat it on a daily basis, but I also serve it to my relatives and friends during major holidays. Not to mention, after they eat it, they all say it tastes very good and delicious!”

Studio,

After hearing Deng Chao’s remarks about bringing goods, he had already turned into a piece of scorched earth:

【Hahahahaha! ! 】

[Brother Chao, you are almost destroying my merits by laughing at me]

[Brother Chao, please stop talking, I’m having breakfast! ! 】

[Is it okay to take Selu out to entertain relatives and friends? 】

[Friends and relatives: Listen to me, thank you…]

[On how rich the tastes of the Deng Dynasty were]

[Brother Chao, if you carry the goods like this, I will really go and buy it]

[What’s the problem? Kaiselu is also an imported food anyway…]

recording scene,

Deng Chao originally had a personality that went crazy when people came to him. Seeing everyone laughing so happily, he completely let himself go:

“Really, don’t you eat this kind of food?”

“We don’t eat it. Generally speaking, we only use it on special occasions.”

Li Chen said with a smile.

“use?”

Deng Chao waved his hands vigorously while remembering this characteristic:

“Well, if you just use it, you will have a great look at the functions of this item. If you are more courageous and try it bravely, you may find that a brand new food door opens to you?”

“Thank you, but no need.”

Li Chen was so frightened that he quickly waved his hands: “This thing tastes too strong, I can’t accept it.”

“What’s so important about this? My wife also likes it very much.”

Deng Chao said seriously: “Besides, sometimes we are reluctant to eat more. We wait for the children to fall asleep, light up the pearl dinner, pair it with red wine, and enjoy it slowly bit by bit…”

Imagining the scene of a candlelight dinner with red wine and kaiselu, Bai Lu couldn’t bear the laughter anymore, staggered and fell directly to the ground.

Xiang Long reacted quickly and subconsciously reached back with his left hand to half-hug Bai Lu’s petite body. Then he turned around and used a little force to hold her shoulder with his right hand to steady her.

“Thank you…hahahaha…thank you, Li…hahaha!”

Bai Lu squatted on the ground holding her stomach and laughing.

Seeing Bai Lu’s appearance, Deng Chao blinked: “On that day, I also sent a portion to Bai Lu, and she also expressed that she liked it very much and enjoyed it very much.”

brush!

Bai Lu didn’t expect that Deng Chao would suddenly cue her, and her laughing expression suddenly froze. But the next moment, she ignored her excuses and lay on the ground again and let out a goose cry:

“Haha goose goose goose goose…”

“Look, Bai Lu didn’t refute, which proves that what I said is right.”

Deng Chao shrugged proudly and said to everyone: “I sincerely advise you all to try this kind of delicacy. I believe you will definitely be grateful to me.”

! ”

After he finished speaking, Yao Yitian also spoke:

“Three minutes are up. Please tell me the name of this item, Brother Chao.”

“Well……”

Deng Chao scratched his head: “This is really hard to guess, because your reaction is so strange. What can make you laugh the first time you see it?”

He thought about what Li Chen said about using it only at special times, and said, “Forget it, let’s make a guess. This should be some kind of medicine?”

Yao Yitian smiled and nodded: “If it’s out of five stars, you can give this answer three stars – well, you can see what delicious food you have in your mouth.”

Deng Chao quickly came to the box to see what it was.

When he saw the bottle of cork, his whole body felt as if he was struck by lightning, and he froze in place with no thoughts at all.

“Open… open Selu?”

Deng Chao’s lips turned white.

Did I just introduce it as a delicacy?

At this moment, Deng Chao simply wished he could turn back time and take back every word he had just spoken.

but,

Instead of going backwards, time continues to move forward——

Xiang Long laughed and asked Deng Chao:

“Brother Chao, may I ask you and Sister Li how the candlelight dinner with red wine tastes? Does it need to be chilled to improve the taste?”

Chen He also asked: “Also, the relatives and friends who were entertained by you with Kaiselu, have they contacted you since?”

“Ahhhhh!”

Listening to Xiang Long and Chen He’s teasing, even Deng Chao, an old variety artist, almost broke his guard. He knelt on the ground, covered his red face and let out a sad roar:

“How can I see anyone in the future?”

“Ha ha ha ha!”

His appearance naturally made Xiang Long and others laugh even more happily.

The core of comedy is often tragedy, of course, the tragedy of others.

And soon,

The people who were still laughing loudly at Deng Chao stopped laughing because they heard Yao Yitian’s question——

Who should play next.

this time,

None of Xiang Long and the others smiled. Even if Xiang Long knew that his items were of a simple type, he did not dare to go up rashly.

Finally, Li Chen said:

“Since none of you want to go up, then let me do it!”

soon,

Li Chen’s box was also brought up by the staff. After opening the front cover, everyone saw a razor inside.

Poof!

The rest of the people didn’t react at all, but Bai Lu was struck by the laughter for some reason and started laughing again.

“No, Bai Lu, why do you laugh at everything you see?”

Li Chen, who was carefully observing everyone’s reactions, couldn’t help being stunned:

“Am I also Kai Selu?”

“No, no, it’s not…”

Bai Lu quickly blushed and waved her hands.

“Okay, Lao Litou, don’t waste time, tell me when will you use this thing?”

Chen He deliberately gave Li Chen a hint.

Is it used?

Li Chen naturally heard Chen He’s hint, so he followed the words and said: “This product, I actually use it every day.”

Hearing this, except for Bai Lu who was still trying to hold back his laughter, no one else had any special reaction.

Xiang Long was moved in his heart and asked deliberately:

“Brother Chen, do you use it more during the day or at night?”

Um?

Noticing that Xiang Long deliberately distinguished between day and night, Li Chen’s eyes widened, and a product suddenly appeared in his mind——

sanitary napkin!

In his mind, the TV advertisement seemed to have said that the thing could be divided into two types: day use and night use.

Immediately, he thought about Bai Lu’s behavior of laughing when he came up. He must have felt that there was a contrast between a grown man and a product like this.

Moreover, if you look at other people’s expressions, they all have serious expressions, so they must think that this kind of product is not easy to joke about!

So, Li Chen, who thought he had seen through everything, quickly changed his words:

“Sorry, I made a mistake just now. I haven’t actually used this product – I just bought it for a female friend.”

After speaking, he waited expectantly for everyone’s exclamations.

As a result, he didn’t see the expected exclamations and admiration, only the weird looks on everyone’s faces.

Could it be…that I guessed wrong?

Li Chen was a little panicked.

The next moment, he saw Bai Lu hiding her face behind Xiang Long and laughing.

It’s over!

Now Li Chen was completely sure that he had guessed wrong.

Before he could recover, Xiang Long asked again: “I bought it for female friends…how did they feel after using it? Did they express their gratitude to you?”

“Uh, you should… thank you, right?”

Thinking of the scene where Deng Chao Nashe died just now, Li Chen didn’t dare to talk nonsense and answered vaguely.

Seeing this, Deng Chao didn’t know that Li Chen was being led astray by Xiang Long, so he quickly said:

“This thing can actually be used by both men and women.”

“Brother Chao, your reminder is a foul.”

Xiang Long said.

They cannot give direct tips to the cargo officer.

Yao Yitian also said: “Give Brother Chao a warning. Just now, one star was deducted from your three stars as punishment.”

Now Deng Chao did not dare to speak casually.

Seeing that no useful information could be obtained from Deng Chao, Li Chen had no choice but to analyze the information he had just obtained.

Chen He said that this thing can be used, but when he said it should be used, obviously there are certain usage scenarios;

Xiang Long asked whether to use it during the day or at night. Although it may be misleading, some people must use it at night and some during the day.

In addition, Deng Chao said that both men and women can use it…

Li Chen’s mind was spinning, and for some reason he thought of bath towels.

Because bath towels can be used by both men and women, and they basically only appear in the bathroom and are used after bathing. Some people bathe during the day, and some bathe at night…

Thinking of this, seeing that the three minutes were about to end, Li Chen could only describe it according to the bath towel without thinking too much:

“This product of mine can not only be used by both men and women, but can also be used day or night. It feels very comfortable especially after taking a shower!”

“Have you finished taking a shower?”

Xiang Long asked suspiciously: “What girls would use this kind of thing after taking a bath?”

“Sure!”

Li Chen didn’t think any more and nodded directly: “Both men and women are the same. They will feel particularly refreshed and clean after using it.”

Bai Lu’s face turned rosy when she heard Li Chen say such words, but she knew that it would be inappropriate for her to laugh at this time, so she pinched Xiang Long’s arm directly.

“Um?”

Xiang Long was stunned. He took a breath and asked, “Teacher Bai, why are you pinching me?”

Bai Lu ignored him, just hid behind Xiang Long and suppressed her laughter.

Studio,

Netizens are not so shy about it.

[Do girls use razors after taking a shower? 】

【Will you feel particularly refreshed and clean after shaving? 】

[Excuse me, are they shaving [dog heads]]

[If I don’t shave my beard, can I still shave… my hair? 】

【shut up! This is the bus bound for kindergarten]

【I’m fed up with this world where you can understand things instantly! 】

[Da Hei Niu, please, stop talking, otherwise the live broadcast room will be destroyed! 】

recording scene,

Li Chen also saw Xiang Long’s evil intentions, so he didn’t dare to elaborate further and could only describe it vaguely.

Finally, facing Yao Yitian’s inquiry, he simply told his guess about the ‘bath towel’.

“Your answer is too far from the real answer. Unfortunately, no points were scored in this round of the game.”

Yao Yitian said.

“Isn’t it a bath towel?”

Li Chen came to the box with doubts.

When he saw the razor inside, he immediately held his head and roared like Deng Chao:

“NO!”

“How could it be a razor?”

When he thought about what he said, girls could use razors after taking a shower and they would become fresh and clean, Li Chen wished that there was a crack in the ground for him to crawl through.

But soon,

Li Chen’s sadness disappeared, because Xiang Long was the next one to appear.

Thinking that it was because of Xiang Long’s sentence “should it be used during the day or at night” that his thoughts were completely skewed, Li Chen’s eyes became hot when he looked at Xiang Long.

Not just him,

Deng Chao, Zheng Kai, Chen He… everyone looked at Xiang Long with excitement.

Yesterday, I was tricked by Xiang Long, and I will take revenge today!

Revenge is now!

soon,

The box in front of Xiang Long also had its baffle removed.

But when they saw the items inside, everyone’s expressions were slightly startled, and they didn’t know how to react for a while.