Pirate: Just ask, I know everything

Sanji

Ignoring everyone’s quarreling, Luffy, who was most interested in eating, was looking through the menu carefully, and kept naming the dishes while reading.

“Foie gras warm salad, stuffed chicken patties, spinach salad, cabbage-wrapped meat, beef meatball soup, jade broth…”

Zoro tugged at his mouth and said: “Luffy, don’t name every dish. Report it out.”

“Very good!” With a snap, Luffy closed the menu and said to the waiter who had been waiting for a long time: “Cook up everything I just read out!” The

waiter suddenly beamed: “No problem , Distinguished guest, here’s the food for you! I haven’t seen a customer with such a good appetite like you for a long time. I’m happy to serve you!”

“Hey! Luffy, what are you doing?” Usopp hugged him My head shouted, “Did you just read out the entire cookbook!”

“Well, I know a lot of words!”

“No! Even if I sell Meili, I can’t afford the meal! You This idiot!” Usopp angrily grabbed Luffy’s neck and shook him desperately.

Zoro held his forehead, suddenly feeling a splitting headache.

Nami waved her arms and looked at everything coldly. She would not pay Luffy a cent anyway.

Click, click.

There was a sound of footsteps.

Sammy looked up.

It’s Sanji.

I saw him walking over with a cigarette in his mouth, then looked at everyone and said, “Who ordered the entire menu?”

“It’s me!” Luffy immediately raised his hand.

Looking at Luffy, who was as thin as noodles, Sanji frowned and said: “Don’t blame me for not saying ugly things first. Although our store will not stop customers’ consumption behavior, I will be angry if you dare to waste food. .”

“It doesn’t matter, I will eat them all.”

“It’s best that way. Of course…” Sanji suddenly came to Nami and knelt down on one knee with red hearts in his eyes, “If it’s this beautiful lady If you do, I won’t be angry no matter how much you order, and it’s all free.”

“Really?” Nami said in surprise.

“That’s right, ah! Beautiful lady, these vulgar ingredients are nothing compared to your beauty. Please allow me to cook you a feast of love!” ”

Okay, then leave it to you. Hey, handsome guy.”

If you don’t take advantage, then it’s still Nami?

Although the little thieving cat couldn’t figure out the situation, it didn’t stop her from hitting the snake with a stick.

“What about us? Handsome guy?” Usopp asked coquettishly, twisting his body closer to Sanji.

“Go away, I hate shemales the most! I’ll pay you double for your meal.” Sanji said coldly, kicking Usopp away.

“Ah, why! It’s so heartless!” Usopp fell directly on the table, unable to bear the sadness.

Soon, under Sanji’s special attention, a large table of dishes was served one after another. With the delicious food in front of them, even a strong man cannot remain indifferent. When Luffy said “move”, everyone immediately jumped into the battle.

Sammy first pushed away Luffy’s rubber arm, then calmly picked up a piece of beef and stuffed it into his mouth.

In an instant, an indescribable deliciousness bloomed in his mouth. The aroma of red wine and beef seemed like jade nectar flowing from the sky, making Sammy’s tongue swim happily.

“It’s really delicious! You should have made it yourself, right? This handsome guy?” Sami turned to ask Sanji.

“Well, thank you for the compliment. It seems that you are also a good person.” Sanji chuckled. After all, as a chef, it is always happy to be praised by guests.

certainly.

“It would be better if you, Miss Nami, could feel my passionate love! Ah, Miss Nami!” Sanji twisted his body and kept walking around Nami.

“Ha! The food tastes good, but the wine is not strong enough.” Zoro frowned and said after drinking a whole bottle of wine.

“What? You blind guy, you are drinking the best red wine in our store, brewed by me myself, do you know?” “No

wonder it tastes so good!”

“What are you talking about! You green algae head.”

” Huh? Are you provoking me with your curly eyebrows?”

“Come on, who’s afraid of whom!”

A blazing invisible flame erupted from both of them, and Usopp, who was closest to him, immediately ran away with the plate in his hand. .

“Sammy, help, Zoro is going to fight with someone!”

“Don’t be nervous, these two guys are like this all the time!” Sammy replied while stuffing things into his mouth.

“Always? What are you talking about, Sami? Isn’t it the first time they met?” ”

Really? Don’t worry about it.” Sami, who knew he had made a mistake, quickly changed the subject, “If you don’t hurry up, the food will be over.” Luffy is going to eat them all.”

“Ah! Luffy! Leave some for me!”

“Ahhhhhhhhh~ delicious, ahhhhhh~ delicious.” Luffy stuffed things into his mouth like a whirlwind , while bursting into tears, crying bitterly.

It was obvious that this table of dishes had moved him.

At the same time, it also proves Sanji’s superb cooking skills!

It has to be said that even the old glutton Sammy, who had eaten all kinds of Chinese and foreign delicacies in his previous life, almost swallowed his tongue when faced with this table of delicacies.

What’s more, Luffy has been free-range since he was a child?

I saw him chewing food and saying to Sanji: “Abba, Abba, Abba.”

“What is he talking about?” Sanji listened for a long time without hearing a word clearly, so he turned to ask Sami.

“He said he wants you to go out on an adventure with him.”

“Sorry, I’m not interested in being a pirate at all.” Sanji politely refused.

Although he has been yearning for the sea since he was a child and has always hoped to find the legendary all blue, this does not mean that he will just board a pirate’s ship.

He has not repaid old man Zhepu’s kindness, so how could he leave so easily.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa as as as!”

Sanji continued to look at Sami with doubtful eyes.

“What he means is that you are welcome to join the Straw Hat Pirates.”

“Stop talking to yourself! Who wants to join your Straw Hat Pirates!” Sanji was angered by Luffy’s attitude, “This guy has Not listening!”.

“Abba, Abba, Abba.” Luffy ignored him and continued, spraying food dregs at Sanji.

This move made Sanji even more unbearable: “Hey! Swallow your food before you talk! If you waste food again, I will kick you to death!” ”

He said he is a man who wants to become the Pirate King. Please give me some advice in the future.”

“Don’t you guys have ears? I have a reason why I can’t leave here. I will never become a pirate with you!” Sanji looked at Luffy and said, “Don’t be so self-righteous!”

His face was extremely serious and his attitude was Very determined, intending to make Luffy retreat from the difficulties through his expression.

It’s a pity that Luffy didn’t care at all, the food in front of him had absorbed all his attention.

“Hey, are you listening to me?” Sanji, who was ignored, suddenly felt his blood rising, “Asshole, I… forget it, why do I have to get entangled with you, an idiot? I might as well go take a look when I have this time. How is the soup prepared for Nami-san? Wait for me, Nami-san…”

Sanji immediately felt better at the thought of pleasing the beauty.

Although this pirate group looks strange and shabby, it is unbelievable that there is an angel like Miss Nami.

Lighting a cigarette, the sexy chef skipped towards the kitchen, his head filled with pink fantasies about him and Nami.

However, when Luffy, who was eating and drinking, saw Sanji leaving, he thought he was going to run away if he didn’t say anything, so he was so anxious that he didn’t even eat, and quickly jumped over and hugged him from behind. .

“Hey, hey, what are you doing? Let me go!” Sanji was startled. He was hugged and hugged by a man in public. How will he get along with ladies after word spreads.

“Don’t go, Sanji, stay with me.”

“What are you talking about! Let go!” Sanji grabbed Luffy with his bent hand and pulled hard.

Luffy slid directly from his back onto his legs.

“I won’t let you go! I can’t live without you, Sanji! Please cook for me for the rest of your life.” ”

What the hell are you talking about? Let me go!”

“I don’t want it. I want to settle on you. Yes.”

Luffy became more and more ambiguous as he spoke, immediately attracting the attention of the people around him, who all pointed at the two of them.

“The yellow-haired guy is too heartless!”

“Haha, I will give my blessing even if they are two men.”

“Oh, I thought back then…”

After hearing these rumors, Sanji’s face was immediately visible to the naked eye. It turned red and almost dripped with blood at the end.

“Ah! What are you doing! Get out of here! Idiot!” He was so embarrassed at this moment that he shook his legs desperately in an attempt to knock Luffy off.