Pirates: The wages are in place and the Yonko will be kicked out.

To be honest, if it was before the updated version of the old thief Oda patch, that is, before the Superman-type rubber fruit was transformed into the human fruit fantasy beast Nika form, even if Porusalino got the protagonist ability of the rubber fruit, he would not be able to do it. He won't be so concerned about this thing - at most, he can find an interesting young man to give it to him, and then cosplay a red-haired person who "bets xxx in the future", or use Dr. Vegapunk's technology to make it Eat it as your own belongings, gain its abilities, and use it as a means of hiding.

After all, although everyone shouts the slogan of zzzz (there are no weak devil fruits, only weak ability users), most of the time, the strength of devil fruit abilities is actually very obvious and easy to see.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some Devil Fruits will become more powerful in the later stages. Just like the previous Rubber Fruit, Luffy could even defeat Doflamingo, who was at the strongest level of the Shichibukai, in the fourth gear - but this situation was based on Luffy's own talent and his adventure. Based on the continuous "Krypton life battle", the process is difficult enough to eliminate 99.99% of ability users.

At the same time, the natural thunder fruit, the bird fruit, the phantom beast-type phoenix form, the superhuman childlike fruit - and other abilities, as long as the person who eats them has a slightly normal brain, they can be achieved with almost no effort. Being able to become a strong man on the sea is enough to surpass Luffy's early efforts.

Therefore, before Wang Lufei changed from a rubber man to a Nika man, Porusalino's attitude towards the rubber fruit was very simple, that is, he had feelings, but he did not know how to choose and did not pay attention to it - he was not single for 40 years anyway. Female pirates can turn this ability into interesting toys...

But the problem is that rubber has turned into Nika, and it's not just ordinary superhuman things that have turned into phantom beasts - you know, Nika fruit is one of the most important devil fruits of the world government. One, possessing “the name of God”. Not only is he powerful, but he is also closely related to the World Government’s former number one enemy, JOYBOY, and is even related to the fate of the world...

For such a Devil Fruit, even if Porusalino didn't believe in fate, he still believed in science and believed that it needed to be studied in depth - so he was determined to get it.

However, this Devil Fruit is currently in the hands of CP0 and is on its way to Marigio. It is not convenient for Porusalino to do it himself. The outsourced talents he often uses also have various restrictions such as strength, position, and identity. factor.

But it doesn't matter, he played a JOKER that surpasses most rules in the pirate world...

…

There are many weird posts on the forum of the phone bug network created by Porusalino. One of the discussions with a relatively large number of people was called “Where in the world do you feel most secure?”

People participating in the discussion gave many answers, but the most recognized ones are actually the two places that everyone knows: Marine Headquarters, Marine Vendor, and the highest city in the world...Marie Geoa. However, in addition to these two locations, there are some choices that are relatively less recognized, and even seem to be clever at first glance, but are actually very convincing - such as escorting the world of gold in the sky. Government fleet.

After all, throughout the 800-year history of the World Government's rule, this fleet has only had problems once. You know, even the Navy's Demon-Slaying Order fleet, which has the power to destroy the country, has had so many problems in the past 800 years... From this perspective, the Sky Gold Escort Fleet is roughly equivalent to the mobile Marine Fando.

Therefore, after receiving an urgent report from the West Sea from the Hexagram Mask CP0 Chidi, that is, about the acquisition of the rubber fruit and the annihilation of the "Collector A Team" except for him, the Five Old Stars promptly notified the safety factor It can be said that the full West Sea Sky Gold escort fleet mixed this important Devil Fruit and the reporter Chidi into this huge fleet.

According to their thoughts, this time they will be able to successfully contain this devil fruit without fail...

…

"So, Mr. Doflamingo, what are you talking about?"

Since Doflamingo became the ruler of Sky Island such as Bika with the help and support of Porusalino, Luju, his mother and others, he is like governing Del Rey in the original plot of One Piece Slosar generally manages this place in an orderly manner. Both Sky Islanders and Sandians respect and recognize him.

For example, Cornish, the Sky Island girl who played a big role in the Sky Island chapter in the original plot, is now just a little girl, but she aims to become the chief maid of the Don Quixote family and is learning and training with Doflamingo. At this moment, he was holding a tray and placing the special beer on the low coffee table in front of Doflamingo, and asked with some confusion.

Doflamingo laughed and turned his head to the side, looking at the tall and strong boy with a pair of small white wings on his back and dark red hair with a ferocious expression:

"Hey, do you know what heavenly gold is? Luo! Weber?"

The boy who was named raised his head - he was the descendant of Calgara, the great warrior of Xandia hundreds of years ago, and the current strongest (the previous strongest) of the "Da Kong Island Guards" formed by Doflamingo. (Zhe Anilu went to the navy), known as the "war ghost":

"Gold in the sky? I heard you mentioned it before, and Teacher Lujiu also mentioned it in the knowledge class. It is the tribute paid by the countries on the sea to support the nobles of the world, right?"

"Yeah, yeah, that's not bad at all. The major franchised countries pay the world government, no, pay to those pampered trash Dracos... a lot of taxes and tributes!"

Doflamingo tried to move his right hand. On his right wrist, there was a very conspicuous silver-white metal wristband - this was a birthday gift given to him by Porusalino some time ago. Dr. Grams made this "ordinary" wristband made of Wapo metal eat a Devil Fruit and turned it into a "devil's accessory" with powerful power.

"War Ghost" Waver looked at Doflamingo with a puzzled expression:

"Since there are so many taxes and tributes, and we only have one ship, can we take them all away?"

Waver could certainly imagine the terrible protective power that transporting so much tax and tribute would have, but out of his unconditional trust in Doflamingo, he would not consider it at all.

Diamanti on the other side was busy on the deck. Hearing this, he stopped tightening the cable and looked over, grinning - Doflamingo's rule over Sky Island did not No matter what kind of resistance he encountered, even in Mogu Town, which is the world's number one trading area, few people have made trouble in recent years. Even if they did, it was basically not his turn to take action. Therefore, Weber had never seen his flying fruit ability that could turn any object he touched into a light and silky form (but the material of the object would not change).

But even so, he is also the number one porter of the Don Quixote family!

Lots of stuff and heavy stuff? It doesn't matter, he will take action!

Doflamingo did notice Diamanti's gaze, but he did not interact with him - firstly, it takes a lot of effort to communicate with this guy, and you have to come and go several times; secondly, he There is no intention to rely on the other party's ability.

He just smiled and took out a small map from his arms, looked at the people on the boat, and said word by word:

"I will make three simple points about this mission now: First, this is the sailing route map of the Sky Gold Escort Fleet. You can take a look at it later. Especially Weber, you usually receive training on the empty island, like There are very few opportunities like this, and knowing more about sea charts will be very beneficial to you in the future.”

"Second, we must act quickly and not give the escort fleet too much time. Although there is no navy near the target sea area this time, we still have to learn the lessons of the former pirate supernova Moria."

"Third, the harvest from this operation will not be distributed according to the usual regulations, nor will it be deposited into the Dakong Island welfare system. I have my own arrangements for them - what are the specific arrangements? Sorry, it's not yet I can’t tell you, but of course I can follow up.”

"Do you still have any questions? If not, you can start preparations. This mission can only succeed, not fail!"

"Yes! No doubt!!"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaa! Very good, very energetic!"

…

The location is the West Sea. On the boundless sea, five large ships are sailing towards Upside Down Mountain, the mouth of the Grand Route.

They are all large ships flying the flag of the World Government. Not only are they huge in size, but their firepower and defense are also at the level of the navy's new advanced warships.

On the deck of each ship, there were a large number of black suits patrolling back and forth. They were all escorts from the World Government. The cabins of each ship were loaded with heavenly gold donated by several countries in the West Sea.

Especially on the middle one, the number of people in black suits patrolling the deck was even twice as many as on other ships - Chidi, the survivor of Collector Team A, and the rubber fruit were on this ship.

Although the Pirate Supernova Moria's hijacking of Sky Gold happened many years ago, and simply speaking, his operation would have failed without the intervention of the revolutionary army, but the transporters were still not vigilant at all. of laxity. After all, as long as there is a slight problem, everyone on the ship will die - no one can guarantee that Moria Second will not appear.

But they didn't know that there was good news and bad news coming at the same time: the good news was that there would be no such guy as Moria the Second; the bad news was that there was a new "Doflamingo No. 1" who was even more powerful. And more intelligent.

"There are ships approaching from behind!!"

On the mast, the lookout's voice suddenly broke the calm on the deck, "Pirate flag! The pirate flag is flying!! Pirates, it's pirates!!"

"Are you kidding? Pirate?"

On the deck, a CP0 wearing a white robe and a mask exclaimed, "Are there any pirates in the West Sea who are eyeing the gold in the sky?! Are all pirates so crazy now?! How much pressure does the navy put on them? ah?!"

"Sir, what should I do?"

A man in a black suit asked anxiously.

"What can we do? Fire! Fire directly! Dump all the shells out! Sink them before they get close!"

CP0 said solemnly, this time the Heavenly Gold transportation mission is no different than before. The Five Old Stars had previously allowed them to mix in people and goods that were more important than the Heavenly Gold - so there are only two outcomes, either the escort operation is safe, or They just lost their heads.

What? In the past, there were only these two options for the pure heavenly gold escort mission?

Oh, that’s okay, I’m used to serving the Tianlong people.

"Boom boom boom boom boom boom!!"

The huge hull rolled horizontally, the naval guns fired in unison, and the overwhelming shells turned into a dark cloud and headed towards the pirate ship in the distance.

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this is only a decent firepower!"

The unruly laughter spread unbridled, "It seems that they didn't buy the weapons produced by our Don Quixote, Spider Web Wall!!"

Over the empty sea, the white wall suddenly spread out. Although there were many gaps, it still blocked the cannonballs like an unshakable wall.

"Boom boom boom boom!!"

It was impossible to get close to the pirate ship in the distance, and the blocked shells began to explode one after another.

"This is--"

CP0, who had given the order before, exclaimed, "Ability user?!"

"Now, this ship is filled with heavenly gold, right?"

It flew up like a big bird and landed gently on the top of the mast. The man in the pink feather cloak grinned widely, "Can you give me some? I mean, all of them!"

"You guy-"

CP0 was stunned and immediately recognized this face, "Don Quixote Doflamingo!!"

"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. You know me! Huh? I'm from CP0!"

Doflamingo laughed loudly, "Then just go ahead and kneel on the ground and beg me to spare your lives! It won't work though~"

"Why don't you be a good trader in the underground world and actually extend your claws to the gold in the sky? Don Quixote!! Do you think the world government really won't take action against you?!"

Several CP0s gathered together, and the one who had given the order before said coldly, "As I speak, the news has been passed to Marie Joa! The consequences of your action are not something you can bear!"

"I know, of course I know, otherwise why would I let you,"

Doflamingo grinned, stretched out his right hand, and bent his middle and little fingers to make a rather difficult gesture, "Do you have time to deliver the message? I'm not an idiot like Moria~"

"What?"

CP0 was stunned and said, "Meet you!!"

There was a muffled groan, and a sharp pain came from behind!

"What?"

"What's going on with my body? I can't control myself anymore?"

Behind the back, two CP0s screamed loudly, and the two knives in their hands had already penetrated into the bodies of their companions, "It's that guy's ability!! Damn it!!"

"Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Well, now that the news has been passed on, one-third of my goal has been achieved,"

Doflamingo grinned, "The next two-thirds part, the gold in the sky, I accept it first!"

A huge amount of threads spurted out from his body.

"birdcage!"

ps: I think of a previous joke. After Doflamingo went to prison and started watching news, he realized that it was all fake news and he was a lunatic. 2333