Pirates: The wages are in place and the Yonko will be kicked out.

This kind of stench that can be created by just appearing is far beyond that of the beast ancestors. Even if you look at the entire pirate world, there is no doubt that only one person can do it.

That's right, the legendary "God Killer" who tortured the Celestial Dragons, the man who forced away the strongest admiral Kizaru, the best friend of the Revolutionary Army, the great pirate worth 3 billion, the only person designated by the Whitebeard Pirates to hide in the dark. Vice-captain, invincible without taking action, the strongest in the world within three steps... "Blackbeard" Marshall D. Teach!

But for Porusalino, the black beard with a length that is no less than the nicknames of himself and the Mother of Dragons is just a miserable poop fruit capable person whose dream has been ended by his own hands and who was inexplicably thrown away by him. . The so-called ambition can be directly said to be "eating shit".

However, even though Porusalino single-handedly shaped today's Blackbeard, he still has a high degree of fear for this man. After all, "you are invincible if you don't take action" and "the strongest in the world within three steps" are no joke. .

Before Porusalino traveled through the world, "when a mop is stained with shit, Lu Bu is still alive" is even closer to the truth.

Especially for some strong men in the pirate world who lack long-range attack methods and can only fight with their bodies or swordsmanship, their disgust and fear of Teach is self-evident - in case they or their beloved... A weapon with a bit of "hey hey hey" on it may have a shadow for several years.

Just like Zoro of the Three Swordsman style, if the sword in his mouth touches it, his heart of kendo will basically be gone.

But as the saying goes, "Everything has two sides": Now Teach's poop fruit ability is not only a nightmare for all enemies, but also his own nightmare.

You know, in order to realize his ambition and dream, he was able to join the Whitebeard Pirates, a monster who had been dormant for decades and attacked his companions. As a result, "the great cause ended in the middle before it even started", and the poop fruit replaced the dark fruit. "Collapse"... To be honest, when he first learned about his situation, Teach was in a state of confusion, as if he was suffering from amnesia.

However, this period of time only lasted for half a year. After accepting his fate, Teach began to actively accept this power - after all, it was like Magellan's poisonous fruit that would poison himself and bring huge side effects to himself. Tikki's poop fruit will also make him feel an extreme stench, and he will always want to be with the toilet...

And after he inexplicably obtained those legendary titles, he didn't know how many people were eyeing his head. He didn't want to die...

In short, there was no way to enjoy Tikki and he had to accept it. Even if he was unwilling to do so, he was driven by his powerful talent and turned into a very powerful "poop man" who could exert the power of poop fruit.

And as he actively used the power of the poop fruit again and again, just like the gourmet Lao Ba before Porusalino's time travel, he gradually became addicted to Hi Hi Hi Hi, and it also happened to him...

At this moment, Teach just made a simple appearance, and the uncontrollable aura of his stool was enough to change the airflow on half of the island! The stench produced caused some of the weak ones among this group of secret landers to have bloodshot eyes, foaming at the mouth and fall into a coma...

"Hey, what do you mean?! Do I stink?!"

Tikki's angry and fishy roar penetrated the mist, like the most superior overlord color! This group of landing people all felt it was difficult to breathe and their hearts were trembling!

"Damn it, why, why is Blackbeard appearing..."

"You can't win, you can't win! This stinking man!"

"It's simply... scarier than Whitebeard!!"

"If I had known...we might as well..."

——I have heard the same words countless times since "Become Famous", but Teach feels extremely angry every time.

then--

"boom--!!"

Tiqi, with a ferocious expression, raised his hands high, and immediately spewed out a large amount of brown slurry and green gas from his body. In an instant, the filth surged and engulfed the earth, roaring and covering the sky!

The large-scale killing moves of the three natural monsters of the navy are only so powerful!

“Shit Age!!!”

——As an agricultural island that has signed a contract with Whitebeard, the crops here are very important in the material system of the entire Whitebeard Haize Regiment. The growth of crops requires fertilizers.

Therefore, since Teach became a poop fruit user, this island has become his exclusive island. He didn't have to worry about using the power of the poop fruit to launch large-scale destructive moves. After all, the more he used them, the more the island's crop production would increase.

What? What should I do if others come to this island?

The huge "White Regiment" flagship Moby Dick, with thousands of main crew members, were waiting on the distant sea. Only Teach got off the ship, and no one helped. This was not an arbitrary arrangement...

…

"Really? Was the whole army wiped out?"

As indestructible as the most special alloy, inside the towering red earth continent, there is a huge secret cave decorated with mysterious words and patterns.

The man who once ruled the sea but fell from the throne of the pirate emperor, Kaido, the "Beast" who was once known as the "strongest creature", suddenly opened his huge bloodshot eyes from the darkness.

Beside him were his loyal subordinates who were carrying a special large bowl filled with meat for him. Although the appearance was enchanting, the "Black Maria" was also built like a monster.

"Sir Admiral, my subordinates don't understand why they sent such a weak team to carry out such a suicide mission? I'm afraid they can't even make Whitebeard frown, right?"

Maria asked softly while feeding Kaido a large piece of marinated meat - as she spoke, her eyes couldn't help but glance at Kaido's oppressive body like a demon. To be more precise, they are the thick sea-tower stone shackles that restrain this powerful body.

After the New World War was completely defeated, Kaido came to this cave that was secretly built by the Lunaria tribe to which his deputy Jhin belonged. He used the concealment and some methods here to re-train himself and defeat the evil in his body. Flaws of the Ghost Clan - For several years, he did not even drink a milliliter of alcohol. Although he was in pain to the point of wailing every day and wishing to kill himself, the dozens or hundreds of specially made sea floor stones that originally restrained him The shackles, the seals that represented the tempering of his strength, were now only the last few left.

"And since Jack was looking for shelter and was attacked by the Elephant Master and disappeared, the subordinates I can contact who are still loyal to you, Lord Admiral, have been..."

At this point, Maria was too sensible to continue.

But Kaido didn't care, he just bit into the meat that Maria fed him, his eyes shining brightly:

"Why? Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,

"Let me tell you a story, Maria..."

"Among my companions back then, there was a very annoying old man named Golden Lion Shiji. He was captured by the navy and thrown into the so-called underwater prison. Although he escaped later, he was already quite miserable..."

"So he decided to use his last life to take revenge on the Navy and the World Government..."

"It's just that before taking action, he specifically found Whitebeard, Lingling and me, and his former acquaintances. Like the worst bastard, extremely arrogant, he laughed and told us his plan... "

"What an old bastard that makes people want to smash him into a pulp!"

"But - I like his approach very much!! This is how a pirate should be!!!"

"Ooooooo! This is just the beginning!! Maria!"

"Soon, soon I will let this sea experience the fear of being dominated by a real pirate again!!!"

…

"Doctor, if you can't give me a good reason, then I'm going to let you re-experience the fear of being dominated by rubbish projects and rubbish ideas!"

In his own general's office on the second floor of the Marinefando Fortress building, Porusalino was lying on the sofa and answering the phone sleepily.

Although Lieutenant General He is not a marshal of the Warring States Period, facts have proven that in terms of boredom and torture, the leaders’ speeches and meetings are all the same - especially what Lieutenant General He talks about is dry information, and the density of information is very high, while Bo Rusalino, as the King of Ideas of Malinfando who rarely attended the meeting, was asked various questions and made things difficult for him.

It was obviously just an ordinary meeting of a few hours, far less than Marshal Sengoku's peak record of 11 hours, but Porusalino was still as mentally exhausted as if he had fought with Lieutenant General Garp for three days and three nights.

So, after returning to the office, he found some snacks to deal with, then lay down on the sofa and fell asleep.

Then less than half an hour later, I was woken up by a phone call from Dr. Vegapunk.

"Sufficient reason?"

The phone bug vividly imitated Vegapunk's eyebrow-raising movements, "Lilith caught Crocodile trying to invade the small garden, as well as his subordinates and an ally, such as a war named Buena Festa. Planner, is this reason enough?”

"What the hell?"

Porusalino felt confused.

Porusalino was certainly aware of the alliance between Buena Festa and Crocodile, and in fact, he was the one who secretly promoted it.

Moreover, Buena Festa accidentally met the "surviving scholar of O'Hara" on the phone bug network, and the "recording information about the ancient weapon Pluto" that the two of them dug up outside the city of Albana in the middle of the night. "The text of history" was also the pit he dug for these two ambitious guys.

But here’s the thing – a small garden? what's the situation?

The code he made up based on the Spongebob songs in his childhood memories before time travel clearly pointed to the great desert of Alabasta. In particular, the project of Fishman Island and the Neferutari royal family to dig canals and underground sewers to build an oasis in the middle of the desert is known to people all over the world. With the minds of Crocodile and Buena Festa, no Maybe I misinterpreted it...

Guidance deck, big pineapple, what a straightforward suggestion! I just want you to carry out construction in the desert! Desert boating, desert oasis!

Porusalino had even thought about it before, waiting for Crocodile and his allies to be deceived by him into searching for Pluto to promote the large-scale desert development in Alabasta, and explore the boundless desert. After a while, he jumped out and together with Weiwei awarded the two people the "Surprise! Although it is not an ancient weapon, it is the World Government's Environmental Protection Award"...

Is my password too difficult? Shouldn't it?

Porusalino couldn't help but think of this, but no matter what, he still rubbed his eyebrows:

"Tell me the specific situation, doctor..."

Time goes back to a month after Porusalino proposed to Dr. Vegapunk the idea of ​​creating a clone to share the pressure of the Brain Fruit and improve work efficiency. The No. 1 clone carefully created by Vegapunk was officially Gained my own consciousness.

This is a cute beauty with short hair and big eyes, one eye is covered by hair, wearing a jumpsuit, a jacket, and boots - named "Lilith".

In the original plot of One Piece, this will be the clone No. 02 representing Vegapunk's "evil". But due to some special suggestions from Porusalino, Vegapunk made her No. 01, although it still represented "evil".

It's just that compared to the original clone setting, Lilith was mixed with some materials that even Vegapunk couldn't fully understand (the special organization of Sun Tree Eve stolen by Kaito Porusalino) and technology (Steel Seadramon) (part of the undecrypted technology), so it has completely independent consciousness and independent thinking authority, which is basically equivalent to an artificial highly intelligent life.

So after discussion, Porusalino and Vegapunk agreed that she should be stationed in the small garden, and shine for the two people and the navy's big plan on the ancient island that has become a large-scale research base for the world government ( In fact, the main reason is that although her IQ is extremely high, because she represents evil, her personality is sometimes very bad. Even Porusalino can't stand all kinds of pranks, so if she is assigned, it is a yes).

The giant goldfish island-eating monster that is regularly active there, the weaponization of this special sea king type of creature, is one of Lilith's research projects.

However, this is not what is really special about Lilith. What is really special about her is that when Dr. Vegapunk came up with the idea of ​​practicing domineering at the suggestion of Porusalino, he started a discussion with her and Porusalino. After the exchange, she showed that her domineering talent was inferior to that of Porusalino's eldest nephew Wang Luffy!

It's no exaggeration to say that it's like Mr. Kaido's sudden enlightenment with a few blows of his mace!