Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Jairui is dead, and his soul is gone.

Monkey King took back his golden cudgel, turned around and smiled at Pi Xiu: You Pixiu, you can really find trouble for your grandfather.

Pixiu looked at him and smiled, You're back?

The Great Sage Qitian shook his head, let out a laugh, and changed the Ruyi golden hoop stick back to the appearance of a burning fire stick: My old grandson is going too.

As soon as he finished speaking, there was another flash of golden light, and when he looked again, there was no sign of Monkey King, only the monkey, the big monkey, the two monkeys, who fainted on the ground.

Hou Si, who was supported by Hou Wu, pinched him and asked, Is that our brother just now? Why is it like Transformers, Ka Ka formed, and Ka Ka fell apart again?

Hou Wuyi looked bewildered: I... I don't know, why do I look so like the ancestor of the Great Sage Monkey King?

Yang Jian coughed: Okay, your brother's injury is medicine, you sit down first.

Wenxi leaned against the tree and was still in shock, Pixiu walked over and pulled him into his arms, kissed his forehead and said, It's alright, it's alright... Horse, it scared me to death, you don't know how to watch the fun. Do you look far away? Didn't I tell you, don't look around when you shouldn't?

I... Wen Xi gasped for a few breaths, then stared at Pixiu for a while, then suddenly pulled his neck and kissed him hard on the mouth.

Seeing this, Nezha immediately covered his lucky eyes and said, Don't look at it, look at the president's needle eye.

Lucky: ?

Tao Ti staggered over to Jia Ji's body while covering the wound in his abdomen. He stared at it for a while, then suddenly fell to the ground and laughed, but at the end he burst into tears.

Yang Jian squatted down beside him and put the medicine in his pocket into his hand: Take care of the wound on your body. Erlang Zhenjun paused and asked: In theory, you should be able to heal this kind of wound by yourself. Yes, why now...

The Five Decays of Heaven and Man, could it be that Zhenjun Erlang hasn't heard of it? Tao Ti smiled at Yang Jian, and still applied the wound medicine to the wound.

Erlang Shen suddenly opened his heavenly eyes, stared at Tao Ti and frowned and said, The time for your five declines in heaven and man has not yet come, so don't think wildly.

Tao Ti shook his head and said with a smile: The secret is the secret, the human heart is the human heart, my heart is dead, how the body feels, there is no need to worry about Erlang Zhenjun.

Pi Xiu came from behind with Wen Xi in his arms, stretched out his hand and patted Tao Ti's shoulder: You go back to the restaurant with me, your body has its own way of conditioning. It really doesn't work, I invite Sakyamuni, the combination of Chinese and Western, Always fix you up.

Forget it, there is no Qianniang in this world, there is no fart smell, I really don't want to stay any longer. Tao Ti said for a while, and murmured: I don't know if I can leave my soul in the world, can I stay? Being swept up in the wind to catch up with Qian Niang, if she still knows, just wait for me.

Wen Xi couldn't listen anymore, and interrupted aloud: Brother-in-law, before my sister left, I just wanted you to live well. She asked me again and again, I can't watch you do that...

Hey, Huaiyu, without your sister, I really think it's boring to live. Tao Ti reached out and patted Wenxi's shoulder: There's something I haven't told you, I can't actually taste the food anymore. .

Everyone was stunned, unable to believe that the gluttonous eater who could eat everything in the world actually lost his sense of taste.

I have tasted all the flavors in this world, but the sweetest and most bitter ones are given to me by your sister. Without her, everything in the world would be plain and featureless. Tao Ti smiled: Don't worry, she I won't blame you.

Wen Xi suddenly blushed and wanted to say something, but Pi Xiu held him down.

Pixiu looked at his old friend and sighed, I think about it? You really don't feel unwilling?

What's wrong with you? Tao Ti said for a while, then suddenly looked up at the sky and said, You reminded me that the cause and effect of the sea of ​​blood on Huaiyu's body is unsolved. Qianniang has suffered so much in the past. It's really unsatisfactory.

Thinking that he wouldn't be alive anyway, Tao Ti was not afraid of wearing shoes, breaking the pot, and suddenly raised his finger and scolded the sky: Fuck, idiot, every time someone says that you don't open your eyes, you're stupid, you're unhappy, Thunder and rain, if you really can't sleep with long eyes Ignorance? To say it sounds good is silly and sweet, and if it doesn't sound good, it is stupid and bad.

The sky that was about to be clear suddenly became densely covered with dark clouds, and two lightning strikes fell in a row. Ren Jiao's face turned pale, and he thought that Mr. Tao should not scold Qiu Ligao.

Tao Ti sat on the ground and clicked his tongue: I only know about thunder, who the hell are you scaring? There's a kind of trashy snack that can't even say a word if you strike me with a thunderbolt, how can you open your eyes?

The lightning flashed in the sky, and the air suddenly quieted down, as if the sound of a needle falling could be clearly heard.

You... arrogant!

A crisp voice suddenly sounded, and everyone was stunned. Nezha blinked his eyes and couldn't help asking, Whose voice is this?

Tao Ti came back to his senses, stared at the sky and said, You have the ability to speak, why don't you have the ability to give Qianniang back to me? What did she do wrong to make her lose her mind? You fucking have cataracts with high myopia! Brother Tiandao!

A giant lightning burst in the sky and hit the ground not far away, Wen Xi quickly grabbed Tao Ti: Brother-in-law, stop scolding, stop scolding.

I'm going to scold me! Tao Ti broke away from him, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became: I'm going to die anyway, if I don't scold some words, I can't stretch my legs straight. Mother, this is fucking unreasonable, I Qian Niang is gentle and kind, there is no better woman than her in the world, why did she suffer so much, and the slaying Jie Ji can hide in herself.

Is there any shit in your cave?

Who said it didn't work?!

Another flash of lightning struck the ground, and a figure emerged from the dazzling white light. Pi Xiu squinted and saw a young man in his twenties approaching with a displeased expression.

A white T-shirt and black pants, with fluffy hair and naturally curly hair, and a pair of black-rimmed glasses on his face, he doesn't look very powerful.

He approached step by step, stared at Tao Ti and said, You said it yourself, it's not something that can be accomplished in six hundred years by pressing Jairt at the foot of the mountain as fertilizer to revive Buzhou Mountain. Reduced his outing time!

Tiandao pushed the eyes on his face: Originally he didn't have to die, but now he is dead, isn't that enough?

Not enough! It's too cheap for him to be beaten to death by Sun Monkey! Tao Ti said loudly.

Tiandao paused and laughed for a while: Then what do you want? I'll let him come back to life and then let you smash your bones and ashes again?

Tao Ti sniffed, and immediately put down the request: That's not necessary, you solve the cause and effect of the sea of ​​​​blood on Huaiyu's body and let Qianniang come back to life, I won't scold you.

Tian Dao sneered: Master is scolded every day, do you think I am afraid of being scolded?

Then why are you not afraid of coming down? Tao Question asked rhetorically.

The two looked at each other for a while, and Tiandao closed his eyes: You are cruel.

He stretched out his hand and pointed at Wen Xi, and a colorful beam of light in the sky broke through the dark clouds and fell on Wen Xi's body. The sky was filled with ceremonial music. Wen Xi stood in the light, and he felt a little light on his body, as if something had left his body. .

The color light gradually disappeared, Pixiu saw the little thing's body softened, he quickly stretched out his arms, looked at Tiandao and asked, Is this all right?

Tian Dao nodded, caught a glimpse of Tao Ti's expectant eyes, and couldn't help snorting coldly, Why don't you scold me now?

Tao Ti: You don't scold you for doing good deeds, hurry up, hurry up and return my Qianniang.

It's not that simple. Tian Dao said lightly: The first line of vitality is left to Wen Xi. If I resurrect Wen Qian again, wouldn't I be slapping myself in the face.

Then what are you going to do? Wen Xi supported Pi Xiu's hand and stood up: I need my sister to come back to life, what price do you want? As long as I can give it to you, I can...

Hey— Tian Dao waved his hand: Don't say it so strangely, it makes me feel like I'm bullying men and women.

He looked Wen Xi up and down: It just so happens that I'm tired from sleep and my mind is a little dull, why don't you come and play a game with me. It just so happens that you are Wen Xi's younger brother. As long as you win against me, I will reunite with your sister. The soul of her, and send her to reincarnation. At that time, she is no longer Wen's family, and I don't count myself as a slap in the face.

Pi Xiu frowned and glared at him: Resurrection is reincarnation. Are you looking for steps for yourself to get down after all this?

Tiandao stared back: What? Can't you afford it?

Pixiu: So you're just looking for a step for yourself, right?

Tian Dao's face was dark, and Wen Xi immediately stopped Pi Xiu when he saw this, and took the initiative to soften his voice and asked, What do you want to play?

Pi Xiu clenched Wen Xi's wrist, and warned again: Reject pornography, gambling, drugs, and the little game of catching love.

Can you guys think healthier? Tian Dao said coldly to Pi Xiu in anger, I didn't give you yellow eyes to make you look for pornography!

Pixiu coughed: Then what did you say you wanted to play?

Tian Dao smiled at Wen Xi, he raised his hand and turned into a fully automatic mahjong machine: I heard that you are very good at mahjong?

Wen Xi's body was shocked, he looked at Tiandao and then at the mahjong table, with a look of disbelief: But there are only two of us now, I can't play double mahjong.

Tian Dao looked around the audience and found that none of them were on his side, so he snapped his fingers, and two identical Tian Dao suddenly appeared on the spot.

He folded his arms and looked at Wen Xi, raised his eyebrows and said, Now there are three missing ones in mahjong, and there is only one missing from you!

Wenxi: ... It's really immoral to lose your horse!

Tao Ti put his hand on Wenxi's shoulder: Huaiyu, your sister said that you are the king of Ma Ma in the capital. You can spend a thousand days rubbing Ma Ma for a while, and you won't be able to get home. Whether your sister can survive or not depends on you!

Don't be nervous. Pi Xiu reached out and turned to Wen Xi, who was in a trance, holding his face and kissing him lingeringly.

The old monster's hand on Wen Xi's waist gradually tightened, and a bit of golden light demon power was quietly inserted into Wen Xi's body, and then he pushed the little thing that was dazedly kissed and sat on the poker table.

Wen Xi looked at the three identical faces on the table, and felt that she seemed to be out of her body again, and Sanskrit was about to be overthrown.

He patted his face with trembling hands and told himself that this was a poker game that could not be lost, a battle of dignity that blocked his capital gambling king.

Tiandao saw that he was so nervous, and was very understanding, and took the initiative to let him play the dice.

When he was stacking the cards, Wenxi's hands were shaking so he couldn't even hold the cards, Tian Dao laughed and comforted him: Don't be nervous, it's not a game to win or lose, we win three out of five games. And you play mahjong so well. , it shouldn't be a waste of time...

Before the words were finished, Wen Xi had already overturned the card.

Tian Dao laughed: You will die when you push the card, but forget it, you hurry up and take the card back, I don't think I saw it.

Wen Xi shook his head, his eyes widened in disbelief, and he looked at his card and murmured, I'm stupid, it's Tianhu Shisanya.

Heaven:  …

Pixiu, who was standing in the back, couldn't help but let out a chuckle, laughing at Tiandao who couldn't see through.

He is the Pixiu who brings wealth and treasures, and all the casinos in this world have his face.

And Wenxi is a Pixiu wife who fights with Pixiu every day and is certified by the heavens and the earth to be connected by luck. What's the point of playing mahjong? Even in the casino slot machine, Wenxi is the one who can win the grand prize!