Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

The sun is scorching in the sky, and the fighting spirit on the ground is strong.

Behind Pi Jiaozhu is the five-element flag monkey one, two, three, four, five, and Ren Jiao, the left protector, walks side by side with him.

Before the people arrive, the evil spirit arrives first.

Master Taiyi sneezed, frowned and muttered: It smells so strong!

I smell it too. Immortal Yu Ding turned around and saw Pi Xiu rushing towards him with a dark face, and hurriedly put away the sword in his hand and shouted: The wind is pulling hard!!! The surname Pi knocks the door The ghost is coming!

The scene was extremely chaotic for a while, Pi Xiu watched them turn off the sound and put away the formation with cold eyes. Thinking of the customers who lost in the store during the day, he couldn't feel any pity in his heart, so he just said to the monkey spirit behind him: The weather is cold. Now, it's time for the Heavenly Court to take a look at the monkey.

The music on the stereo stopped, but Pixiu's mobile phone rang.

Brother Monkey, you are really amazing...

On the square, Pi Xiu put down a blinding enchantment formation, the mortals outside couldn't find the monkey tragedy here, and none of the gods inside could escape.

Close the door and let the monkeys go, Pixiu quietly admires the appearance of you having a ptsd attack.

The five monkey spirits removed the human form from their bodies, and their half-monkey, half-human appearance was exactly the same as that of Sun Dasheng, who was causing trouble in the Heavenly Palace. After the trouble in the Heavenly Palace, the gods with severe monkey spirit ptsd went blank for a while, shouting, Monkey come, monkey come In order to flee around the square.

Yes! Monkey hair! I have asthma! I'm dying!

Why the hell are there five monkeys???

Why are there still monkeys who can become spirits! Grandpa Monkey! Don't come here!!

The gods running around for a while remembered the fear of being ruled by the monkey spirit that day, and after realizing it, they took out their magic weapon and prepared to counterattack, when Pixiu's mobile phone played a song that had already switched to Dare to ask where the way is.

Boss Pi accepted it as soon as he saw it was good, and with a snap of his fingers, all the monkey spirits came back to him and turned into a human again. Ren Jiao put down the phone he was holding, and nodded at Pi Xiu: It's all been recorded.

The gods were out of breath, and Master Puxian roared: Pi Xiu! If you have something to say, just say it, why are you letting the monkey go!

Pi Xiu glanced at him: You guys practice your dance well, why are the stereos so loud?

That's because these old ladies started it first!

As soon as Master Puxian said this, Chang Xi, the leader of the female fairies, Taiyin Zhenjun, put his hands on his hips and began to scold: Damn, who first dragged the stereo to play it first? If you can sing, you can't be a good man, can you? ?”

That's the one on your side who danced first!

That's the red silk crossing the border, and we didn't mean it!

Fart! That red silk slapped me across the face. Tell me, did you do it on purpose? Let me tell you, I've already called my disciples and grandchildren! Wait for them to come!

Smelly and shameless, I thought you would call, didn't you? Queen Mother Xi will arrive later, none of you will be able to escape!

The veins on Pi Xiu's head were throbbing, he took a deep breath, and said angrily, I don't care why you guys are arguing, why are you fighting, get the hell out of here now!

All the immortals paused and said in unison: No!

Ren Jiao wondered: Why? Isn't there a square for you to practice in other places? I think the People's Square in the city center is good.

Fairy Bixiao, one of the three Xiaos, quickly explained: The programs we arrange use spells, so of course we can't let mortals see them. If we practice in the square that mortals often go to, it is bound to be a trick, but it will affect their daily life. Living, being found by the supervisory office, it is necessary to fine and receive re-education.”

The area where Pi Xiu lived was originally a combination of urban and rural areas where humans, monsters and ghosts are mixed together. Some ghosts gather here, and there are far fewer mortals than other places. It is really the best choice for practicing singing, dancing and Tai Chi sword.

But there are too many monks, too many people and too little land, male fairies and fairies all fell in love with this square, they bumped into each other early in the morning, and at first they were able to say a few polite words to each other hypocritically, but one of them went out of bounds and hit the real Pu Xian. The red silk of the slap broke the calm and false appearance.

Ren Jiao lowered his voice and reminded Pi Xiu: This land is not yours, so it's useless to be angry. Drive them away and be careful and be fined by the supervisory office.

Pixiu kept a dark face and said nothing.

Ren Jiao persuaded again: As the saying goes, if you can't beat them, join them, and you also jump to participate in some activities. If you can also get some merit, isn't it killing two birds with one stone?

Impossible! Pixiu said loudly.

It is his limit to be able to endure the voting for the most handsome male fairy, and he must not participate in this kind of sunset red old age opera event. Even if he may be older than the gods here, it does not prevent him from having a young and motivated Heart.

Ren Jiao thought that this was impossible, just because of his surname Pi, he secretly started to practice the show when he could not go back, such as the challenge of not pooping for a hundred days, it was tailor-made for Pi Xiu.

If weird shows don't work, singing and dancing shows aren't impossible either.

Lao Pi is blessed with a ferocious appearance, and no one will believe that he is not the leader of the spiritual boy. When the time comes, the tight-fitting T-shirt, egg trousers and Doudou shoes will poke on the stage, let out a howl, and draw a dragon with me on the left.

Ren Jiao blocked all his fish scales, and absolutely no one would dare to draw a rainbow with his right hand in a non-uniform manner.

Actually, it's not impossible to shake the society. Ren Jiao couldn't help but said, You can't waste your personal image and your body.

Pixiu was puzzled, why are both of them thinking about his ** today?

Feng Du asked him to take off, Ren Jiao asked him to dance, the long live old demon really couldn't do that.

Pixiu, what on earth are you here for? Pu Xian endured his fear of the monkey and took a step forward, and shouted at Pi Xiu: We are going to practice dancing, hurry up and take your monkey away!

Pi Xiu frowned, and was about to make a move when he heard a dog barking.

Erlang Shen tore open the barrier of blindness under him and walked in with Xiao Tiangou, who was still wearing the damn black Supervision Office uniform with the silver buttons buttoned up meticulously.

Pi Xiu glanced at the third-eyed baby, and then at the arrogant Xiao Tiangou beside him, who was actually wearing a silver embroidered black shirt.

It's really like a dog.

Pixiu looked at the roaring dog, and then at the five monkeys behind him, thinking that monkeys are more human-like than dogs, so how come these five monkeys can't compare with the black dog in the sky?

My good apprentice! Seeing the apprentice coming, Master Yu Ding immediately greeted him with the contemptuous eyes of the female fairies, You have finally come, if you don't come, the surname Pi will let monkeys bite us !

The monkeys took a look at Daoist Yuding's fat body, and thought to forget it, after all, it wouldn't be worth it if he got three highs.

Erlang Shen glanced at Pi Xiu, walked over and asked, What's going on?

Pixiu pointed to the two speakers on the ground: One speaker on each side is blasting against each other. The nearby residents are very annoying, so they come here to uphold justice.

I know this. There were five reports just now, all of which said that there was noise here.

God Erlang looked at the five monkey spirits behind the eyelid repair, and the roaring dog standing next to him immediately bared his teeth at the monkeys, saw them hide back tremblingly, and then smiled and said: Oh, it's different from Monkey Sun, not at all. Can't help being scared.

Don't make trouble. Erlang Shen pulled Xiao Tiangou behind him to cover it, looked at Pi Xiu and asked, A descendant of Monkey King?

Hou Dayi raised his hand and interjected: I'm sorry, the old man insisted on DINK back then and didn't save any seeds.

Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows: You can give birth to a cub by pressing Monkey King, you dare to think about a three-eyed baby.

Just a question. Yang Jian said with his third eye suddenly opened, turned around on the five monkeys, and then closed it again. Then he cleared his throat and said, I'll take care of things here.

Pi Xiu persisted: How should we deal with it? It seems that they mean to practice here again. There is no customer in the store this morning. In a few days, I will have a family and a family and I will not be able to survive?

Yang Jian raised his eyebrows: Then what are you going to do?

Xiaotiangou hid behind him and whispered, I want you to lose money for being taken advantage of, what else do you ask?

Pixiu crossed his arms and said, I'm not that wicked.

Really?

All the eavesdropping gods wanted to ask, but no one dared to speak.

It's better to let everyone go to my place to have breakfast before dancing here, so that they will have the strength to jump around after eating. Pixiu said it as it should be, without any conscience at all.

Hou Da stood dumbfounded, he was desperate to play a monkey show and drove the group of fairy officials around, why couldn't he escape the fate of selling breakfast as a steamed bun Xishi?

Why the fuck?

Ren Jiao applauds Pi Xiu in his heart, he deserves to be a wicked high-level talent who has studied MBA in Monster University, who can talk nonsense without changing his face to let a group of old people who have been bigu for thousands of years have enough to eat before exercising.

Pi Xiu had a calm face, and even smiled at the group of fairies behind Erlang God who dared not speak out.

He really likes this kind of little expression that sees him upset and can't kill him, so he can only feel angry in his heart. It really makes the demon feel comfortable physically and mentally, and all the depression in the morning is swept away.

Why, you don't want to? Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows looking at Guangchengzi Taiyin Zhenjun behind him: You don't want this little money?

The male fairy official didn't want to lose face in front of the female fairy, and the female fairy didn't want them to see a joke, so they all nodded and said yes. After all, people with the surname Pi are not easy to mess with, and they were also the target of a detour along with Taotie Yazi back then.

Although he is an honest man who has been greened now, it doesn't mean he won't slam the door anymore.

The two sides reached an agreement, and Pi Xiu took the monkey away satisfied.

Master Yu Ding looked at Yang Jian with a face full of hatred: Why didn't you help to speak just now?

I received five complaints this morning. What do you want me to say? Yang Jian pulled Xiao Tiangou over and asked him to say hello to Master Yuding.

Little Tian. Daoist Yuding touched the head of Xiao Tiangou, and raised his brows again when he saw Yang Jian: Do you know how hard it is for me to drag your uncles and uncles to this performance? Unlike you, you can get merit by just voting.

Yang Jian frowned: What vote?

Master Yuding took out his mobile phone and showed him: That's it, you are the most handsome male fairy now, and our Xiaotian is also among the most beautiful pets, but there are not many votes.

When Xiaotiangou saw his own photo, he yelled that he was ugly and wanted to grab the phone. Erlang Shen held him in his arms and stared at the phone, his face getting more and more serious.

No, Xiaotian shouldn't have so few tickets!