Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Thanks to Pi Xiu for holding a knife on Feng Du's neck, and making his sudden death programmer ghost subordinates work overtime to create a forum youth mode, so that Pi Shaodi is completely ignorant of what happened at home, and he is still smiling when he sees the teacher. Anticipate the upcoming small class tutoring.

Under Wen Xi's guidance, Pi Xiu wrote a clarification, stating that he is innocent and a monster, he has not participated in any illegal activities, and pretending to be blind on the street is purely performance art.

After the post was posted on the forum, Boss Pi would collapse as soon as he threw his phone, and Wenxi rushed him to take a shower before he fell down. Watching the old monster enter the bathroom, Wenxi went downstairs to serve dinner.

But as soon as he passed the corner of the stairs, he saw the student Wu Zu with sharp eyes, and quickly chanted an invisibility spell, lest he would be frightened and faint when he saw him.

Today, Wu Zu came again with that female classmate who loves to listen to operas. The female classmate was playing with her mobile phone on the chair, but Wu Zu was standing in the corridor of the back kitchen talking to Jia Suzhen.

Wenxi stood aside and eavesdropped on the big boy and asked Jia Suzhen if her throat was better. She thought that if the previous Wu Lang had the same attitude, and his face was several times better, no wonder Jia Suzhen would fall.

Jia Suzhen answered him a few words, and then saw the female classmate looking towards this side, she paused in her heart, and pretended not to ask: Are you here with your classmate again today? You two have a good relationship.

Wu Zu chuckled: She's a nice person, and she even let me read her political notes before.

Tell me about your girlfriend? Jia Suzhen asked intentionally.

No, no. Wu Zu quickly waved his hands, scratching his head in embarrassment: I don't think about dating yet.

Jia Suzhen watched his eyes become softer, nodded and said: You can think about it after you finish the college entrance examination, you are an adult, and no one will say that you have a puppy love after entering university.

Wu Zu laughed and laughed: Sister, don't make fun of me.

Just don't be a scumbag, and don't do anything illegal. Jia Suzhen sighed: Especially don't go out and fool around when you already have a family.

Wen Xi, who was eavesdropping on the side: ...

It seems like it's talking about Pixiu between the lines.

When Wu Zu heard Jia Suzhen's words, he thought that she had been let down by a scumbag, and he was immediately filled with righteous indignation: Sister is right, scumbag biss! Sister, don't be angry because of a scumbag, he doesn't deserve it.

After the student finished speaking, he paid attention to Jia Suzhen's face and asked carefully: Sister, did something happen to you today? Did you meet someone who scumbed you before...

Jia Suzhen was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and shook her head and said, No, no, I haven't been scumbag before.

Thinking of Wu Lang's appearance in the past, Jia Suzhen's voice became more gentle, and said in a nostalgic tone: He is a very, very good person.

She looked up at Wu Zu in front of her, as if she was looking at other people through him, and said softly, Sister knows that you are also a good person, and you won't make girls sad.

That's for sure. Wu Zu was a little shy, thinking that her sister was worthy of being a singer, her eyes seemed to be able to speak.

Monkey San passed by with two plates, and said to Wu Zu, Brother, your order is here.

After Wu Zu returned to his seat, Wen Xi appeared from the shadows and said to Jia Suzhen, If you keep staring at him, that girl will find out.

Jia Suzhen hurriedly blessed him to salute him, Wenxi stretched out her hand and said, There is no need to do this now.

It's hard to get used to it for a while. Jia Suzhen smiled, and seeing Wenxi coming down alone, she couldn't help asking: Where is Boss Pi? Why are you coming down to serve dinner?

Wenxi: He is taking a bath. He smiled slightly, Don't worry, the things on the forum are all fake, don't worry about me being wronged. If you are really worried about me, why don't you just tell me where you saw the person on the portrait? people.

Jia Suzhen paused, seemingly hesitant, but quickly made up her mind to speak, but at this moment Pixiu's voice suddenly came from behind, calling Wenxi.

The old monster came down from upstairs wearing beach shorts wiping his hair and said, No, since there was an agreement before, let's wait until his college entrance examination results come out. Heaven will watch from above, and she won't regret it.

Wenxi frowned and looked at him: Since we can know earlier, why wait until later.

This is the rule, and the agreement made must be done according to the previous agreement. Pixiu handed the wet towel to Wenxi: Just watch your TV every day and take a good rest. You don't need to worry about it.

Boss Pi raised his chin at the female ghost: Go ahead, you have changed your clothes today, can't you come on stage and sing a few words?

Jia Suzhen hurriedly said, I'm going to my slave's house.

Pi Xiu went into the kitchen and came out with dinner. He saw that the little guy was still standing there, not blinking his eyes while watching Jia Suzhen, who was singing in a red dress, on the stage.

Boss Pi snorted, walked over and asked: If you want to hear her sing, find a time and let her sing the complete song for you alone. It won't be tiring to stand here and listen.

Wenxi shook her head: No need, I just listened to a few words.

Pixiu's ears felt callused when he heard the words of the champion, but Wenxi had a soft spot for this play, so he went upstairs and sat on the sofa and hummed again, which made Boss Pi's heart itch, and he couldn't bear it. Can't stop asking: You like this drama so much?

Wenxi looked at him with a half-smile: Because I also want to win the number one prize.

That's pretty good, didn't you take the imperial examination before? Pi Xiu asked.

Wenxi shook his head: I don't need to take the test to become an official in the court, but my grandfather deliberately keeps me from these things, and just lets me play and have fun all day long.

Pi Xiu snorted: I can't see it, Jia Suzhen said you

Grandpa is the prime minister, and you also said that he personally tutored you when you started your studies. No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem to mean that you are not allowed to enter the court.

Wenxi retorted: If I don't enter the court, I can't be a dude who doesn't know the big characters. I have to know a few words when I write poems correctly. Otherwise, I will be ashamed outside. My grandfather can directly drive me out of Wenfu.

Pi Xiu laughed, and pushed the bowl in front of him: Then when you're done, I'll let you go to the third year of high school this fall, and follow the college entrance examination, okay?

Wenxi was taken aback for a moment, then smiled and shook his head: No, I think Wu Zu's head is big enough for reviewing, so don't ask for trouble.

Pixiu's temptation was blocked, and the old man felt a little uneasy, so he gave Wenxi a large spoonful of tofu to eat, secretly thinking that he should use something else to keep the little man by his side.

Thinking about it, I was a little absent-minded in teaching Wu Zu for several nights. Although the good score of the city's joint entrance examination is worthy of encouragement, but Wu Zu's journey is a sea of ​​stars, and he is the number one in the province's college entrance examination. Get carried away.

Pixiu stared at the boy in a daze and asked, What do you think boys like nowadays?

Pretty sister and beautiful sister. Wu Zu said without thinking

Pixiu looked at him: Do you want to super double the test paper tonight?

Wu Zu immediately sat up in danger and said sincerely: You ask again, this time I will answer seriously.

Forget it, you little bastard who has never been in a relationship, what am I asking you for? Pixiu sighed, thinking that you should ask someone with experience in such things as being likable.

The kind of couples who get out of couples is good, but there are not many loving couples among immortals, the reference is about zero, and monsters are not used to morality, and there are not many people who are as self-confident as myself.

After much deliberation, Boss Pi felt that it was still necessary to start with mortals. They are weak creatures that can last for thousands of years, isn't it just relying on reproduction and inheritance, with endless descendants?

Hey, although I haven't eaten pork, I have seen pigs running. Wu Zu put down his pen, Although I haven't talked about it, I saw my classmates talking about it.

It's nothing more than giving gifts during the holidays, picking them up and going to and from school, and finally cracking down on milk tea and snacks every now and then. As long as girls are interested, they can usually do it.

Wu Zu talked eloquently, with the appearance of an experienced veteran, and fooled Pi Xiu to hear that it really made sense.

Because June is here, the closer the college entrance examination is, the time for Wu Zu to review his dream at night begins to shorten. As soon as Pi Xiu came out of the dream, he saw the little thing sleeping soundly lying on his arm.

The temperature of the air conditioner was up to 25 degrees, but Wenxi pressed against him softly and coolly, making him feel no heat at all.

Boss Pi sighed, thinking, isn't it just spending money to buy things? Can mortals still have their own money? What a joke, I am the ancestor who made money, even if Li Guizu, the God of Wealth, is here, I have to rely on him.

After lying down for a while, Pi Xiu got up and went downstairs lightly, telling Su An to look at the running water in the store, and then check his bank account.

Although there is a lot of money on it, it is still the tip of the iceberg compared to the previous mountain treasure.

Pi Xiu frowned and shook his head: No, it's not enough.

What's not enough? Su An glanced at the number on it, it was as sour as a lemon, thinking that it's not fucking enough, do you want so much money to rebuild your digestive system?

But as a qualified accountant and dog leg, he held back.

Pixiu took out a piece of paper, wrote a set of numbers on it, and called Monkey Three: Go, take some time in the morning to buy a lottery ticket for me, remember to buy double.

Monkey Three responded, and was stopped by Su An just before he took a step.

Su An: Boss, you forgot what the supervisory office said, you can't buy welfare lottery tickets.

If you don't tell me, who will know? Pi Xiu raised his eyebrows, I'll give you points when the time comes.

Su An: ...

Su An: You don't need to go three times, I will go in person, don't worry.

Pi Xiu nodded, thought for a while, and then ordered: Choose a time today for the things in the warehouse, find out all the things in the year Wenxi was alive, and give me a list, and put all the usable ones upstairs and put them on display. .By the way, I remember that there is still a dendrobium shark bead in the warehouse, you can go to the spider spirit and string a bracelet with it, and put it around Wenxi's hand.

Su An took a dark green scale from the boss, and couldn't help but ask, Is this the scale on your body?

Otherwise it's still on you? Pixiu asked back.

He looked at the scale, thinking that it was not good-looking, so he put his hand on it, and the scale gradually shrank into a black jade-like Pixiu.

Pi Xiu nodded in satisfaction: Okay, just go and do these things.

After arranging the work, Boss Pi went upstairs, leaving Hou San and Su An looking at each other, Hou San wiped his face and asked: Is the boss bewitched? Suddenly so generous?

Su An sneered: What the hell, he was PUA!

Monkey Three: ...