Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Pixiu faces a serious problem in Yaosheng.

Ever since he jumped out of the money eye and opened his spiritual wisdom until now, he has never kissed anyone else, nor has he been kissed before, and he has lived innocently until now.

So how do you go about kissing a ghost now?

Pixiu is a decent person, he can't do the thing of flicking the other's lips with his tongue, but he likes the scene of pressing the wall and kissing him.

Cool, handsome, domineering, powerful!

He thought about going downstairs, he had a hundred ways to kiss in his mind, and he wanted to choose one suitable for the little thing. That guy Qiu Fu was quite right, he didn't catch up after him, and everything he did was just as wrong as his name.

Pi Xiu stood at the top of the stairs and sighed, Hou Er passed by with the tablecloth in his arms, and asked strangely, Brother Pi, what's wrong with you?

The surname Pi stared at the only online love expert in the whole store, put his hand on his shoulder, and asked in a low voice: Let me ask you, have you ever kissed anyone?

Hou Er was stunned: Is it online?

He pouted and sucked as he spoke, and added, I've made this kind of voice before, does it count?

Pi Xiu: ...

Well, you, a monkey, can still find something on the Internet, even if your mouth is broken, you may not be able to really kiss one.

Actually, I haven't met her yet. Monkey Two scratched his head a little embarrassedly: However, she hasn't responded to my messages recently, and she only replied to one after I sent more than a dozen. I think it might be better to meet her... ...

Pixiu looked at him, and stretched out his hand to touch the Monkey's head: You Monkey, listen to your brother Su carefully, read more books, read good books, and don't just think about love all day long.

This way you won't be easily scammed.

Monkey Two was fed a bowl of chicken soup early in the morning and before he could react, Pixiu had already gone to greet the customers in the same shop.

Early in the morning, there are only fairy officials and monsters who came to have breakfast in the opposite square for rehearsal. There is a peaceful scene of voting with one hand and handing over soup with one hand. There are no takeaway orders yet.

However, Cao Cao, who has endured two days of irrigation and escaped from the bitterness of drying clothes, is already on standby at his post, ready to check for new orders.

Pi Xiu didn't know how this Guan Guan was being tortured by Qiu Fu, the two idiots tortured each other, just looking at the hair shedding on Guan Guan's body, it seemed that Qiu Fu had won.

Boss Pi Shi Shi ran around the screen that blocked his view, walked to the table, knocked on the table and said, Good morning.

Guan Guan chirped first like a conditioned reflex: Good morning, boss, I wish you a longevity like Donghai Fubi Nanshan. May I ask what service you want to choose, please say 1 for takeaway delivery, please say 2 for in-store reservations, and please say swearing service 3...

Qiu Fu stood aside and winked at Pi Xiu: Brother, do you think I trained this bird well?

Pi Xiu wiped his face, but hesitated to speak.

He patted Qiu Fu on the shoulder: Very good. Where there is a will, there is a way. It should be no problem to take orders later.

Qiu Fuxie smiled and snapped his fingers, and the recorder automatically played: Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken...

The standard Beijing accent, except for none of these Caipixiu shops, there is nothing wrong with it.

Ren Jiao took the opportunity to shake his head like a rattle behind him, and personally told Pi Xiu not to be happy too early, and Qiu Fu has never done such things as stretching at critical moments.

Pixiu stared at Qiu Fu and the broken bird after thinking and thinking, and decided that out of sight and out of mind, he went out to practice driving first.

He drove his beloved pickup truck, and reversed it into the garage for a while.

The sun gradually moved up, the hour hand turned slowly, customers left and came again, the Gionee voice king on the table finally rang for the first time to accept the order, and all the employees in the store immediately entered a first-level wartime alert state.

The printer slowly spits out the order menu, Guan Guan's bird claws hold it down, and the voice is loud and clear: Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail...

Qiu Fu took a deep breath, and rushed forward to catch the bird, but he didn't expect this piece of crap to chuckle twice: I don't want any of these! Braised Yanyu, stir-fried 櫰木果, boiled small fish, and rice!

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, Qiu Fu smiled dryly at Ren Jiao: This Guan Guan is like this, lively and likes to make jokes.

Guan Guan quack yelled twice again: Ugly fox, you also have to eat some fish to cure body odor! Quack quack quack quack quack!

Ren Jiao looked at Qiu Fu with sympathy: It's really lively, smiling like a Donald Duck.

Qiu Fu gritted his teeth: Believe me, I don't have body odor!

Ren Jiao thought to himself, what's the use of believing, so many people sitting outside have heard it, probably in two minutes, Qiu Fu will be scolded bloody by the phone call from his parents.

When the dishes were out of the pan, Cao Cao didn't speak too much quickly, the branches flew up and tied a bow perfectly and gorgeously, and then delivered the takeaway to the handsome guy who had been waiting in front of him for a long time.

Cao Cao was taken aback, seeing that the handsome man in the yellow vest in front of him didn't let go of his hand holding the takeaway, and slowly uttered two words: Who are you?

The handsome guy smiled: The Lord of the Land.

Cao Cao is crazy.

Anyone who has read Journey to the West knows that the average height of the land master is no more than 1.5 meters, and they all look like old men who are kind and friendly. Compared with the sunny handsome guy in front of him, who is 1.8 meters tall, Chow Yun-fat who opens his mouth and smiles is not the same concept at all.

The handsome guy took the initiative to explain: No way, can't this cater to the market? It's always right to look good.

The handsome guy who was in a hurry left, Cao Cao looked at the busy monkey one, two, three, four, five in the hall, and at the bird beside him, and heard it quacking and laughing.

Guan Guan: You don't have a human figure quack quack

Ga.

Cao Cao looked grim, and stretched out a branch to tie Guan Guan's mouth tightly: The Buddha said that if you talk too much, you will die.

As for which Buddha, it is impossible to verify, only Cao Cao knows.

It was no problem for the takeaways to receive and deliver orders all morning. When Pi Xiu finished his car training and came home furious, he saw a land man who looked like a hospital doctor coming out of the store carrying takeaways.

He nodded in greeting, pushed open the door of the restaurant, and found that it was in full swing, and Wenxi came down to help Jia Suzhen order food. Givenchy, who was wearing her own fifty yuan piece and the pearl bracelet she brought on in the morning, shuttled among the guests with a bright face.

Seeing Pixiu coming back, Wenxi went up to meet him: How about learning how to drive today?

Pi Xiu nodded: It's okay, the corpse is placed on the side of the practice, no, it's parked.

Wenxi nodded: Anyway, I don't understand, as long as you think it's good.

Why did you come down from upstairs? Pixiu pulled out the menu in his hand, stuffed it into the arms of the passing monkey, and walked away with the little thing in his arms: They went up to call you?

No. Wenxi shook the bracelet on his wrist: Didn't you say that if you break this, you will lose money? I don't have any money with me, so I can only help you work to pay off the debt.

Pi Xiu snorted coldly: Let you take a good rest and forget, this kind of words can be remembered in your heart.

Wenxi raised her eyebrows: That's not right, I remember every word you say.

The two looked at each other, and Pi Xiu thought that the mouth must be covered with honey, otherwise why is it so sweet? The old monster was about to move, his eyes slipped from his lips to the hollows of his neck and shoulders, and his chest covered by his clothes.

I've touched them all, but I haven't kissed them yet.

I am worthy of being a monster, wanting to kiss the whole body of whoever I like is really a flaw in my bones.

Pi Xiu took a deep breath, and hugged the little thing tighter: Speaking so sweetly, what the hell are you planning?

Wenxi pushed him: Why do you think of me so badly?

Pixiu laughed, grabbed his shoulder and squeezed it, and was about to speak when he heard a rattling sound.

The broken bird didn't know when it looked at the two of them, and it was grinning and quacking: Primary school students are in love quack quack quack quack quack why do you think of me so badly.

Wenxi blushed for a while, Pi Xiu's blushed for a while, and the two stood together just to make up the red and black.

Pi Xiu walked over and took it away with a slap, and Cao Cao sent a branch to tie his mouth at the right time, so that Pi Xiu could hang the talkative bird at the door of the toilet to ward off evil spirits. He naturally took over Guan Guan's position and began to take orders for Takeaway packs.

Boss Pi followed Wenxi to help out in the store for a while, and then he brought food from the kitchen and went upstairs with Wenxi until after lunch time.

As soon as the boss left, Qiu Fu rushed out of the kitchen on his back, and led Monkey Three and two people to save the pot that was hanging like smoked bacon at the door of the toilet.

As soon as his mouth was untied, Guan Guan began to curse: I stink to death!

Qiu Fu covered its mouth, turned to look at the stairs, afraid that Pixiu would kill it if he heard it.

Monkey Three whispered: Let's go, I can hear the sound of the curtain.

Qiu Fu heaved a sigh of relief, he didn't have much affection for this Guan Guan, the main thing was the first bird of his plan to boil the eagle, it was really shameful to just hang it in the toilet and smoke it to death.

He sighed and said, You can't say something good with this mouth? Who is wrong to offend you? If you want to offend Brother Pi, how many eyes does Prince Ma have?

Guan Guan was silent for a long time this time, until Hou San stretched out his hand and poked him before saying: I see, you two are good people. I have a secret to tell.

Qiu Fu was taken aback: What secret?

He and Hou San paid attention to the movement next to them, and approached carefully, when Guan Guan lowered his voice and said, Ren Jiao didn't flush when he went to the toilet.

Qiu Fu: ...

Monkey Three: ...

This broken bird is still hanging in the toilet to remind others that they come in a hurry, so let's rush.

Pi Xiu pulled the beaded curtain, watched Qiu Fu put Guan Guan down, and was about to go downstairs when he heard Wenxi calling from behind: Come and eat.

As soon as he turned his head, he saw Wen Xi was fighting with the ribs, and he didn't pay attention to the sauce on his mouth.

The old monster's mind flashed, what does it mean to have sauce on the side of his mouth? It means to let him go and lick it off with his mouth!

Pixiu went over to sit next to the little thing, and waited for him to spit out his bones, then reached out and pinched his face to find the angle of his lower mouth.

What's wrong? Wenxi looked at him: What's wrong with my face?

Pi Xiu: Nothing.

Nothing. What are you staring at me for? Wenxi turned her face away and found that he was still staring at her, especially at her mouth.

After realizing what Pixiu wanted to do, Wenxi froze for a moment. He wiped his mouth with a piece of paper, lowered his head and picked another rib for himself, but he couldn't eat it no matter what.