Pixiu Restaurant, No Way Out

Nezha found out that the place in the East China Sea did not match his fate, and he wanted to wear sunglasses to shoot in a low-key way, but he was ridiculed by others.

It is really big courage.

He slowly raised his hand to hold the legs of the sunglasses, admitting that the freedom he gave was too much.

Seeing that the third prince was about to fill up his anger and open his mouth, Pi Xiu made a decisive decision and signaled the second monkey and three people to hold him down and block the hole of the gun.

The bald boss looked around the room and found that they were all mortals. It seemed that there were only three of them who could fight. He suddenly became arrogant: We have clearly marked prices here, and we didn't pay attention when we first ate. Now we have to renege on our bills after we finish eating. Outsiders will pay for it. This quality?

As soon as he finished speaking, the big brothers behind took a step forward, growling and saying, Don't try to renege!

Ren Jiao glanced at the elongated shadows behind them, leaned over and whispered in Pixiu's ear, None of them are human.

What are you talking about? The big brother smashed the chair leg to the ground, pinched the chair leg and pointed at Pixiu and said, Don't bother me, pay quickly!

Wenxi glanced at him and asked, Aren't you afraid that we'll call the police?

Call the police? The bald boss laughed and twirled his slender beard: Don't worry, after you pay the money, you won't remember anything.

He stared at the pearl bracelet on Wenxi's hand, his eyes lit up: And I turned on the signal blocking device, do you think you can still make calls now?

Pi Xiu held Wenxi's wrist, raised his eyebrows and asked, The signal is blocked? Doesn't that mean no one can make calls?

The bald boss sneered, Nonsense.

Pixiu nodded: Then I can rest assured.

The service attitude of this store is okay at the beginning, and the food tastes good, but the eyes are a bit bad, which is so dark that it is the ancestor who eats black.

But now I know that the guys are not human, so I don't have to worry about accidents. He also took the initiative to use a signal shielding device to prevent the alarm. It was really thoughtful. Pi Xiu felt that he should go to Dianping to give this black shop a five-star rating and come back next time.

He raised his hand to close the door and let Nezha go, and the evil spirit permeated his body and cast an enchantment.

Pixiu: I'll give you 10 seconds to say my last words.

Huntianling got out of his pocket and wrapped it around Nezha's arm. He sneered and took off the sunglasses on his face and threw them aside: I don't think there is any need to say it. Dead people can't talk.

The bald boss, who was still invincible just now, was stunned when he saw the red ribbon and the golden circle flying in the air. Maybe someone imitated his face, but no one can imitate the magic weapon around him.

Third...Third Prince...

The bald boss' legs went limp, and several strong men behind him hurriedly held him up.

After opening the shop for many years, the god of death finally came to knock on the door. He looked at the third prince Nezha who had already pulled out a red-pointed gun in front of him, and burst into tears, revealing his true feelings——

Third Prince, please spare me!

Hou Er heard this sentence a little familiar, he saw several people kneeling on the ground begging for mercy, he couldn't help but put his brother's shoulders on his shoulders and said: Brother, do you think this looks like a filming of Kangxi Weifu's private interview?

Weibo privately interviews pigs, eats tigers and kicks iron plates, it's a melodrama of life.

Hou Da was stunned for a moment, thinking that Pi Kangxi and Concubine Wen Yi are quite good match.

With a wave of Nezha's hand, Hun Tianling tied up these unlucky thieves who opened a black shop tightly, and dropped people in the air like playing yo-yo.

Ren Jiao covered Pi Jubao's eyes to prevent him from seeing his teacher's violent behavior, and said indifferently: The third prince is merciful, don't really kill him, it will be difficult for the supervisory office to explain.

Nezha sneered: Donghai Dragon Palace can make me smash the sky, what are a few black shop owners? They are also assigned to the supervisory office to let me explain?

He stabbed with a gun, wiped the bald boss's face and plunged into the floor, and asked with a smile, Are you right?

The bald boss was so frightened that his fish face appeared, his two beards trembled in the air, and he shouted loudly: Third Prince, your lord has a lot, please spare us! We will never dare again!

Nezha was taken aback when he saw his fishy face, squatted down and patted his face with the Qiankun circle and asked, What kind of... are you?

The boss swallowed: I'm a catfish...

Catfish swimming in the sea? Nezha sneered: You think I don't learn biology? Are you lying here?

I'm wronged, third prince! I'm not from the East China Sea, but I came here to join my relatives. My distant relative is a hairtail fish, a native of the East China Sea, who works with the second prince Long! Catfish cried and yelled, swearing to God that he really had someone. Relatives with fish essence.

Pi Xiu couldn't help but think, this reproductive isolation must be in place, how far should relatives be separated?

He stood up and asked, Your relatives have met Long Er, but you have not, why? You also follow your relatives to work under Long Er?

It's not really a job... Nezha Nezha, who was jealous of the dragon, stammered, Actually, he closes the shop every month and cooks for the second prince from morning till night.

Meals for the day? so edible? Pixiu suddenly thought of the gluttonous rice bucket, and asked coldly: Then do you know who he is inviting to dinner?

Catfish Jing shook his head: We could only stay in the kitchen that day, and the door was restricted, so we couldn't go out.

Ren Jiao immediately asked: Has he been here this month?

Catfish Jing shook his head: It's the day after tomorrow.

Nezha said casually: I just heard that your Second Prince Long came out of the emergency room of the hospital a while ago. What's the matter? The bow tie on his body was untied?

I heard it was untied, and I went back to the East China Sea to take care of myself two days ago. Catfish Jing said cautiously: My relatives also reminded me that the second prince is not in a good mood for a while, and told me to be careful the day after tomorrow, so as not to make him angry .”

Nezha sneered, The Loach Dragon has quite a temper.

He stood up and looked at Pixiu; Is there anything else you want to ask?

Pixiu walked up to the catfish spirits who were tied up in a ball, stretched out his hand a little, and a pixiu-like seal appeared on their foreheads.

The old monster said in a low voice: Nothing happened today, the day after tomorrow you will come to a group of helpers, people from your hometown who come to work, to help you cook for Prince Long.

He let go of his hand, and the hypnotized and brainwashed catfish spirits passed out. Nezha took back Huntianling and couldn't help but kicked again. He raised his eyebrows and asked, What? You're coming the day after tomorrow?

Pi Xiu clapped his hands: I eat a lot, I suspect that Taotie is here, as far as his attitude of making money is concerned, maybe it has something to do with Xiazhu.

Your gluttonous don't eat for a month, but eat for a month? Nezha thought for a while, Then he doesn't eat as much as I thought.

Pixiu looked at him, Although gluttonous eats a lot, it's not as hungry as a ghost.

Su An pushed his glasses aside and found a blind spot: You mean, we're going to come over the day after tomorrow to pretend to be the guys in this black shop and help cook?

Pixiu nodded: Yes.

Su An put on a smile: Did you forget that we are still building a team?

Others come out for group building tours and have fun, but our group building just changed to a different place and continued to open, Pixiu, you have no heart!

Pi Xiu stared at the guys' condemning eyes and hesitated for a while, then slowly said: Actually, this is called Donghai Research, and we are preparing for the research and development of our seafood recipes.

Qiu Fu shook his head: Brother, I think Brother Jiao's Donghai dishes are very good, we don't need it, really don't need it.

Everyone will be rewarded with 1,000 bonus after returning home. Pi Xiu remained expressionless.

The room suddenly became quiet, and after a while, Su An was the first to express his sincerity: Boss, don't worry, we will definitely do a good job.

Qiu Fu opened Taobao directly: Let me see what I can buy for a thousand yuan.

Although the money hasn't arrived, it doesn't prevent him from making a plan first and being prepared.

Ren Jiao patted Pi Xiu's shoulder vigorously: Good brother, thank you...

Don't thank me in a hurry, the money will be deducted from your bonus. Pi Xiu patted his chest: The wool comes from the sheep.

If you want Pixiu to pay a penny, it doesn't exist.

Before the bad guys on the ground woke up, the group got out of the food stall and boarded the car to go back to the hotel to rest. Pi Xiu and Ren Jiao still had something to arrange.

As a result, halfway through the drive, I suddenly heard a long and melodious fart sound.

Nezha slammed to a stop, and everyone fell into silence.

The word who was on everyone's lips, but no one could say it. Even the third prince, who is usually invincible, just took a look in the rearview mirror, then started the car and continued to move forward.

After walking less than 100 meters, there was another crackling sound of Sixian, which stung everyone's ears, and even the nasal cavity was in pain.

Monkey Two opened the window silently, and jumped to the good guy: Don't look at me, if it's not me, I'll let the air in.

Pixiu didn't have a vocal organ to automatically exclude, and the rest of the people knew it.

Wen Xi took the initiative to lean against Pi Xiu, blushed and whispered in his ear, I can't take it anymore.

Pixiu patted his butt: It's not you, I can't bear anything.

Wenxi touched her red face: It's embarrassing, and... I still want to laugh.

Pixiu paused, then lowered his voice and said, I want to laugh too, but hold back.

For the sake of the unity of the restaurant group and the harmonious relationship among the employees, Boss Pi must not laugh!

After returning to the homestay, everyone got out of the car. After taking two steps, Qiu Fu stopped, grabbed Ren Jiao's hand beside him, and said sadly, Brother Jiao, take me back to the room.

Everyone turned their heads immediately, and heard Ren Jiao say: Go by yourself!

I can't go! Qiu Fu held his stomach: I forgot that foxes have to eat less seafood! Grass! Brother, help me!

Ren Jiao walked forward with a dark face and didn't want to care about Qiu Fu's life and death, sitting next to him and listening to the fart all the way, he had had enough!

But Qiu Fu's voice was pitiful and mournful, and he held on to Ren Jiao: Brother, save me, I can't move now, if I move, there will be big problems!

Although you can travel thousands of miles by holding back your urine, it is difficult to move an inch if you have diarrhea!

Qiu Fu came to this conclusion with his body, and pulled Ren Jiao to bite one brother.

Ren Jiao didn't resist, and rushed directly to the toilet in the backyard of the hotel, lit a cigarette for himself and walked out, not wanting to hear the silver bottle in the toilet break and burst into water.

But just a few steps away, he heard a sob, and he turned around suddenly, only to see lush weeds.

Ren Jiao's ears twitched, and he walked towards the grass, stretched out his hand, and saw a red fish tail.