Primordial Spirit: Super God Diluc

Small Fishing Village-

"Zhongli, this time I went to Dawn Winery and took over all their funeral business, how about returning to the Afterlife Hall?"

Hu Tao slapped Zhongli in the back, in the future, our business will be good, and the welfare benefits will definitely rise.

"Well, Diluc has a lot of wives, where are you this time, do he have any?"

Zhongli frowned slightly, Hu Tao's strength instantly increased, and he could already be regarded as half a Qilin True Immortal, and with the fine hundred protective film he sent, his strength increased greatly.

Now Zhongli is depressed, whether his own 100-level protective film can protect that membrane, he can always try it himself, right?

Instantly Diluc became very nervous, as long as Hu Tao said, Diluc is old, I only got out of bed for three days, I guess this body is over.

In the future, you can only secretly resurrect, and then hide from one o'clock.

"What's there?"

Hu Tao blinked his big innocent eyes.

Zhongli gave Diluc a blank look, did I think too much, Diluc just upgraded Hu Tao, he did it to please me.

"That Zhongli, let's have a drink."

Diluc snapped.

"It's an honor—"

Zhongli said to Diluc.

"Hey, think about it."

Hu Tao is depressed, I have money now, you can hang it casually in the future.

Qian Yan'er was also very happy when she saw that Zhongli and Diluc were talking and laughing and drinking, after all, her son and Diluc's daughter were married.

In the past, Zhongli and Diluc were very angry, but now they drink together, which is naturally a good development.

"Bump-"

Artoria kicked up, and in an instant, a soccer ball crossed an arc and smashed on Yato's head, and Yato flew upside down, landing a few rolls.

"You kid."

Noelle pulled her daughter and slapped her in the ass.

"Forget it, it's not a big deal."

Beidou saw his son standing up again with a carp, and suddenly looked proud, worthy of being my son, and his ability to resist attacks is strong.

"Can you play football well, I don't owe you any money, such a black foot."

Yato rubbed his head, even if he resisted, but the pain was really painful.

"Me, I only used a tenth of my strength."

Artoria poked her fingers with a look of grievance.

"You're still lying, aren't you, you call it a tenth."

Noelle slapped her daughter on the ass again.

"Noelle, why do you say that, child? Tolia, why don't you kick one with all your might? Don't kick people! "

Beidou doted on the ball and threw it to Toria, this is a special soccer ball, no matter how hard you kick it, it won't explode.

Tolia picked up the soccer ball and looked around.

At the foot of the mountain, a group of Millelith surrounded a captain.

"Niu Zhi is right, I heard that you can blow up a mountain with a wave of your hand, give us a show."

The soldiers said excitedly.

"Those are all blown by everyone, how can I have that ability."

Niu Zhi's face turned red, it was really more and more outrageous.

"The captain is so humble."

"Unlike Tartaglia in the east, there are few skills, and they blow everywhere all day long."

"No way, humility is our tradition in Liyue."

Niu Zhi covered his face, he couldn't live this day.

"Bump-"

There was a loud bang, and the mountain seemed to have been hit by a missile, blowing out a huge hole.

After a short period of silence.

"Captain Niu Zhi is mighty."

"The captain is amazing."

"Awesome."

The soldiers cheered.

Niu Zhi's eyes widened, what's the situation, this is really not what I did, but the soldiers have already lifted him up and threw him into the air, worthy of being the number one warrior of the Millelith Army, and he slammed into a batch.

Noelle, Beidou opens his mouth wide.

Yato came back to his senses.

"I, I'm not going to play with my sister anymore, and I'm not going to play anymore."

Yato just runs, this is not kicking, this is deadly.

"I'll just say I'm not lying."

Artoria shook her little head, looking aggrieved.

"I think we have to ask Shenhe to come over and tie a red rope to her."

There was a chill behind Beidou, my son has been in extreme danger for so long, and I, the old lady, didn't even notice it.

Now that I think about it, my heart is scared out.

"Yes, yes, it has to."

Noelle also agreed, fortunately he didn't kill anyone, or he would not regret it.

Zhongli and Diluc were also taken aback, this little girl is too fierce, in terms of strength, there is quite a true legend of the Dragon King of Fat.

"What were you going to say?"

Zhongli came back to his senses, and the rock crown was probably really worn on Artoria's head, but because Noelle had been practicing in the clouds and borrowing the wind Zhenjun until the child was born.

Therefore, the magic of the crown has been suppressed a long time ago, and it can be regarded as a complete solution to the problem of the rock crown.

Over the years, the Seven Elemental Dragon Kings have been rampant, and once their strength reaches their peak and the crown comes, they will be eroded by demons and gradually lose their minds.

"Well, Emperor, I mean, hypothetically—"

Diluc took a sip of wine, as the saying goes, wine makes a man fearful.

"Say it quickly-"

Zhongli put his hands around his chest, don't cause any bullshit to labor and management, don't think that I am your in-laws, I must wipe your ass.

"I said, if I put Grandma Ping to sleep, will you kill me?"

Diluc said carefully, anyway, for example, Grandma Pin, Zhongli will definitely not take it seriously, if Grandma Sleeping Ping is killed, Sleeping Walnut will definitely not be able to escape.

"It won't necessarily kill you, maybe I'll eat a bowl of egg fried rice, but those two eggs will be yours."

Zhongli said coldly, when did this guy find out that Ah Ping is a big beauty? It's worthy of you, Grandma Ping is hiding so deeply, this bastard can know that Ah Ping is a super beauty.

If this guy puts his mind on cultivation, it will be difficult not to reach the peak, and he has to be so lustful and play with women everywhere, it's amazing.

"That's too ruthless, isn't it?"

Diluc instantly felt a chill in his crotch, and he had to find a way to balance Zhongli, otherwise he would become a eunuch even if he didn't die.

"You're shameless. Xiangling and Yun Jin are both Ah Ping's apprentices.

Zhongli scolded, this is a mess of generations.

When Zhongli said this, Diluc instantly became more excited, but even if he was excited, with Zhongli pressing here, Diluc didn't dare to mess around.

No, you have to let Zhongli a few girls too, as long as he takes the evidence that he is messing with other women, he will be embarrassed to do it to himself.

You don't want to play with women by yourself and be known by Qian Yan'er, right?

You don't have a few wives yourself, so what right do you have to accuse me? But ordinary medicine can't medicine Zhongli at all, and he can't look down on ordinary women.

In an instant, Diluc remembered Wendy, Zhongli and Wendy were best friends, and they must be defenseless, and Wendy was also a man, and the two of them would definitely drink unbridledly.

As long as Wendy is given a sex renaissance potion, it will look good when the time comes, and he can't figure out his own affairs, so how can he have time to care about my!