Program to urge marriage: I, born in 2000, seal my heart with cement

Seeing Lu Yu looking at Bingbing lying on the ground with a puzzled expression,

"Bingbing, what's wrong with you?"

"More than two years!"

"I've been friends with her for more than two years, but in the end, I can't cover the difference of a dollar!~"

"Isn't my relationship experience tragic enough?"

"Whoever is miserable with me, who can be worse than me!"

"I've been so traumatized, and you're still laughing here, do you still have a little sympathy!!"

Burst!!

It's okay if Lu Yu doesn't say this,

As soon as this statement came out,

Everyone almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood!

Bingbing stopped laughing,

With an incomparable grudge,

With an angry and wanted to laugh expression, glaring at Lu Yu!

Nima!

You treat our group of people as the sixth child, a fool!

And now you don't repent,

On the contrary, he also hit a rake,

Blame us for not having compassion......

I sympathize with you der!!

Aren't you just taking the bus, and people ask you to pay an extra dollar, what is there to sympathize with!!

Even Bingbing's good temper,

I can't help it at this time,

complained about Lu Yu in his heart!

In the live broadcast room, let alone the audience.

"Feather God, come here, promise not to kill you!"

"No, I made him angry with a myocardial infarction, who will call an ambulance for me!"

"You're embarrassed to say that you're miserable, you're miserable, I said Brother Yu, just sit on the bus, don't add so much emotional drama to yourself!"

"There's a lot of inner drama, but it's actually nothing!"

"That's it, although I'm your fan, but this time, I can't help but want to kill you!"

"It's too ~ cheap, Yushen is clearly cheap and obedient, pretending to be innocent here, in fact, in his heart, it is estimated that he has already gone crazy when he saw that we were all fooled!"

"That's right, he was fooling us from the beginning!"

“......"

In the live broadcast room,

A lot of complaints.

But, seriously,

Although everyone is talking about Lu Yu's operation at this time,

It is not okay to express disgust.

In fact, there was no disgust in his heart, but he liked Lu Yu more.

His humor and whims,

Once again, the originally very serious topic,

I deflect the success belt!

This also brings a lot of people happiness and relaxation that they haven't seen for a long time!

In the footage.

It took a long time for Bingbing to ease her emotions, and she smiled helplessly,

"Lu Yu, can't you be serious!"

"I'm asking you a good question!"

"Don't you really have any emotional experience?"

"Yes, wow!"

When Lu Yu heard this, he immediately said,

"Actually, I still have a relationship experience that has been buried deep in my heart, do you want to listen to it?"

"This time I promise that it is not a story with a female bus driver!"

"It's with another woman!"

"Oh?"

Bingbing was stunned,

Then he asked with great vigilance,

"This woman, has she been in a formal relationship with you?"

"Are you sure you're in a relationship?"

"Is that kind of boyfriend and girlfriend relationship?"

Obviously.

Bingbing was really scared by Lu Yu's brain hole.

Hurry up and ask first,

This time Lu Yu and the other party,

Is it a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship in the end!

And what about Lu Yu,

He shook his head and sighed,

"Not boyfriend and girlfriend. "

"She broke up with me before she got to that point. "

"She was the one who chased me first!"

"It's in an internet café. "

I'll go!

Inside the Internet café,

Lu Yu chased by the girl?!

Bingbing's eyes lit up when he heard this,

I feel like there should be real melons to eat this time,

Hurriedly curious,

"Why did you break up?"

"She chased you, did you not agree?"

"Not really, I actually wanted to agree at the time, because the girl is also very beautiful and has a very gentle tone. "

"At first glance, it's the kind of girl who came out of the scholarly door!"

A trace of memory appeared on Lu Yu's face again,

Said slowly,

"That was when I was in college, when I went to an Internet café with a few righteous sons in the dormitory. "

"In the middle of the game, a beautiful girl came up to me and patted me on the shoulder. "

"She said she wanted to add me to WeChat. "

Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. "

"If I didn't have a girlfriend, she said she wanted to look around with me. "

Recalling the scene at that time,

Lu Yu was also a little surprised,

"I wondered why she fell in love with me at first sight. "

"Because although I am a little handsome, I am self-aware and know that I am not handsome enough to let this kind of beautiful girl take the initiative to be my girlfriend. "

So I asked her why she wanted to be with me. "

Then she told me that she had been sitting on the machine opposite the people in our dormitory. "

She said that when we were playing games, the few righteous sons in my dormitory were full of swearing, swearing and scolding when playing games, but I was always quiet. "

"She thinks I'm very qualified and educated. "

"She said she liked my type. "

"That's why I mustered up the courage to add me on WeChat. "

As soon as Lu Yu said this, he said.

Bingbing couldn't help but nodded.

Uh-huh!

This time, it doesn't sound like there's anything wrong with it!

As a girl,

Bingbing actually doesn't like it either,

Those boys who are full of swear words and swearing when they play games!

Comparatively,

When Lu Yu plays games, he is a quiet boy.

Indeed, it is more cultured,

It can also make girls feel good!

Thinking of this,

Bingbing hurriedly asked again,

"Isn't that good, then why did you break up again?"

"Speaking of this ......"

A touch of embarrassment suddenly appeared on Lu Yu's face,

"Ahem, isn't it because I was too honest at the time, my brain pumped, and I told the truth!"

"Just scared the girls away!"

"WeChat hasn't been added yet, so I just turned my head and abandoned me!"

"Oh, what are you telling the truth?"

Bingbing said curiously.

Lu Yu explained helplessly,

"Actually, it's nothing......"

So I told the girl, and I said they were scolding me. "

And then ...... And then there was no then!"

"The girl turned around and left!"

“......"

After listening to Lu Yu's explanation.

Bingbing was stunned for a moment.

Are you scolding?

What does that mean?

was stunned in place for two seconds,

Bingbing didn't react.

And at the same time.

In the live broadcast room, there are a lot of viewers whose brains are spinning fast.

It's already a laughing man!

"Hahahaha, I knew, I knew that Yushen must not have any serious experience to say, sure enough, this is another heavenly show!"

"What do you mean? I don't quite understand, why is it the feather god who is scolding?"

"Hahaha, you still don't understand this?"

"Why did that girl come to add Yushen WeChat, isn't it because when playing games, everyone else is full of swearing, only Yushen is very quiet, the girl thinks that Yushen is of high quality, but in fact, the real situation is, because he is too skilled, those people are scolding him, he is a vegetable, how can he have the face to scold others!"

"Grass, careless, although I was mentally prepared for a reversal this time, I still didn't dodge!!"

"Girl: Hello, I'm sitting across from you, and when you play games, you don't have a lot of swearing, so I think you're very quiet, and I think you're very qualified!"

"Hagami: They're scolding me...... Poofha!"

"It's not that Yushen has quality, it's that he has no face to scold and laughs at me!"

"What I want to say is that the girl must have been more embarrassed than Lu Yu at that time, thinking that she had found true love, but it turned out that she had found a rookie!"

"Lu Yu: I didn't play well this time, if I wait until others don't play well, I will scold them even more!"

"Hahaha, this time I really feel sorry for Brother Yu, a relationship has not started yet, it will end!"

“......"

In the live broadcast room, (read the violent novel, go to the Feilu Novel Network!)

Since the camera came to Lu Yu's side,

Almost never stopped laughing.

Lu Yu's answer again and again,

There is always something to surprise and delight everyone!

Especially his two relationship experiences,[]

More outrageous than the other,

It's a stomachache that makes people laugh!

Others talk about past emotional experiences,

It's all a handful of snot and a handful of bitter tears,

It makes the speaker sad, and the listener tears.

But after arriving at Lu Yu,

The art style is completely reversed!

At this point,

Bingbing in front of the camera,

I finally realized what was going on.

Crying and laughing,

"Lu Yu, I really obeyed you!"

"What a mess of your emotional experiences!"

"Forget it, I won't ask you!"

"If you keep asking, I guess I'll be laughed to death by you!"

Bingbing made a look of being defeated.

I really don't dare to inquire anymore!

Now her stomach was starting to hurt from laughing.

Ask again,

If Lu Yu said this kind of emotional experience again,

I'm afraid she can't hold back laughing!

When the time comes,

Her image of the goddess of the screen,

But it completely collapsed!

At exactly this time,

She also received instructions from the director's team.

Let her pause the filming here.

After all

This is a marriage urging show,

It's been too long to shoot on Lu Yu's side,

You have to give the audience a change of taste.

thereupon

Bingbing took the opportunity to smile at the camera and Lu Yu and said,

"The singles challenge is now completely over!"

"I announce that Lu Yu has officially obtained the opportunity to buy a single zero yuan!"

"However, due to the time limit of the show. "

"Now I'm going to cut the camera away for a while!"

"It's just right, let Lu Yu take advantage of this time to think about what kind of gift he wants to choose for himself in the zero-yuan purchase link!"

Bingbing finished.

The camera switched directly to the studio hall.

In the studio hall,

Teacher He saw the camera back,

Hurriedly put away the smile that was holding his stomach just now,

Restore to a suave appearance,

"Hello, audience friends, welcome back!"

"Hahaha, Teacher He, I won't tell you, in fact, we don't want to come back at all!"

"Yes, it's so joyful on the feather god's side!"

"Seriously, I wasn't happy at all today, but after watching it for a while, I'm happy!"

"Hey, hey, how did you cut it away, I haven't seen enough!"

"I'm still waiting to see how Lu Yu performs when he buys it for zero yuan!"

"Hehe, Yushen's single zero-yuan purchase must be very exciting, but I don't know what gift he will choose for himself!"

"No, no, he won't buy a doll, then Bingbing will be embarrassed when the time comes to pay the bill!"

"The doll is fine, what I'm most afraid of is that Lu Yu will ask a meat lingzhi to come back......"

“......"

Although the footage has been cut back,

But in the live broadcast room,

Everyone was still discussing the matter of Lu Yu's side with endless concerns.

Many people have begun to be on the barrage,

Guess it,

When Lu Yu buys it for zero yuan,

What kind of gift will you choose!

Seeing this, Teacher He,

I can't help but shake my head and sigh.

I have to admit that

Lu Yu's personal charm is too strong!

Not to mention the audience,

Even him, the host,

I already like this post-00s young man in my heart!

Make friends with such people,

Life is sure to be full of fun!

But

Not everyone can accept Lu Yu's character and attitude towards life.

For example...

Three experts in the studio!

Thinking of this,

Teacher He secretly glanced at the three experts sitting next to him again.

Sure enough, I found that

At this time, the butts of these three experts,

It's time to get off the bench,

is one by one with a black old face,

A posture that can't wait to squirt!

"Audience friends, let's leave Lu Yu for a while, let him think about what gifts to choose. "

Teacher He hurriedly spoke,

"At the same time, I see that the experts also seem to have something to say about Lu Yu's performance just now. "

"Let's listen to what the experts say about Lu Yu first!"

expert commentary,

This is one of the processes prescribed by the program.

Even if Teacher He doesn't want to listen, there is no way,

can only put the right to speak,

In the hands of experts.

As Mr. He expected,

As soon as his voice fell,

Immediately, an expert got up from his chair with a rub!

It's so fast,

It's as if someone has put a nail under his ass!

The expert who stood up was Zhang Quan.

Zhang Quan and Lu Yu can be regarded as old enemies!

Before Lu Yu was in the live broadcast room,

Because of the problem of staying up late, the expert who was angry was Zhang Quan.

When Lu Yu went to the meeting~ when he had a massage in the office,

It's also Zhang Quan's anger here,

criticized the life ethos of young people!

At this point,

He stood up again,

And the complexion,

It's even darker than the previous ones!

It can be seen that

He was very emotional at this time, and his dissatisfaction with Lu Yu was also very strong!

And the first sentence Zhang Quan spoke,

It's also very aggressive!

"Let me tell you first, what I think of Lu Yu!"

"I think Lu Yu is like a big hedgehog covered with thorns!"

"I'm so old that I've been an expert for decades!"

"However, it is the first time I have seen such a big thorn!"

"He doesn't just have alternative and distorted ideas about marriage!"

"Even in other ways!"

"It's all covered with sharp thorns, too!"

"Let's not talk about the two relationship experiences he mentioned at the end, how outrageous they were!"

"Let's just talk about his answers to the three questions prepared by the program team!"

"Can those three answers also be considered answers?"

"It's clear that he's talking nonsense there!"

Speaking of which,

Zhang Quan couldn't help but reach out to help his old waist.

I just fell off my chair,

His old waist still hurts now!

Because of this,

The attitude he showed towards Lu Yu has also become even worse! .