PUBG Nightmare Player System

Every time Ye Lang got on the plane, he heard Duan and Tuan Tuan's voices, and always felt that his nightmare value was about to end.

Especially today, this feeling is getting stronger and stronger.

After the third chicken, the two guys finally got serious, followed Ye Lang like a follower, and listened to the command well.

At noon, there are already seven chickens in hand!

At this time, Ye Lang finally ate,

"Ye Lang, if you don't eat again, the old lady won't serve you!"

Ye Lang looked back at Ye Tan'er and smiled, "Don't, I'm not busy with the live broadcast today!"

Ye Tan'er was furious, "I still want to eat the food you made, you'd better let me cook now!"

"My mine, next time, definitely next time!"

After Ye Lang finished speaking, he sucked the noodles dry in one breath.

"good to eat!"

Ye Tan'er's mouth widened, "Ye Lang, you are really exactly the same as when you were young, you also ate like this when you were young, I remember that someone took a pig test at that time, and you had to eat the pig's leg in one bite. still crying..."

Ye Lang's head was black, "No, I'm live streaming, can you not show it!"

When the barrage heard this dialogue, he laughed completely.

"No, Ye Shen, do you have today too?"

"Maybe this is the difference between a great god and ordinary people! Three mouths and one pig?"

"Haha, I laughed so hard, Ye Shen was so arrogant when he was a child!"

...

"You great onmyoji, who do you learn from, and will you speak well? If you don't learn well in my live broadcast room, you will all think that I teach you when you spread it out later."

Ye Lang said helplessly.

The barrage responds directly.

"Yes, that's what you taught."

"Yes, I learned from you, and now the entire platform has become a great onmyoji."

...

After eating and drinking enough, Ye Lang felt that he was full of power.

"Damn, Tuantuan, there are still three more to complete the task, you cheer up, don't let your guard down, you will win soon!"

Duan and Tuantuan did not reply at this time, they had already turned off the voice and complained in the live broadcast room.

"It's so boring to eat chicken, no, I have to play more aggressively, in case it's on the highlights!"

After the group finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room collectively put a question mark.

"??? You're on the collection? It won't be an egg-pain collection, right?"

"The funny collection is almost there!"

"Haha, Ye Shen is so tired that he devoured it. It's a good thing you two have done."

At this time, Ye Lang asked, "What's the matter, didn't you turn on the mic?"

Suddenly, Tuantuan turned on the mic, and Duan also made a sound,

"Brother Yelang, this one, you put some away, it'll be ten chickens in no time, give it a stage, please!"

Ye Lang had just eaten and was in a good mood: "Okay! This one, the stage is huge! I'll be in charge of the logistics, stay in command, come and deal with these ghosts and monsters!"

Duo immediately said solemnly: "Please don't worry, Ye Lang, I am commander-in-chief.

One to three! "

After all three of them had eaten, the atmosphere really changed.

At this time, Tuantuan no longer swelled, Duan also lost his previous domineering, and became calmer,

Ye Lang asked the barrage: "Why did the two of them become gentle after noon, and they fought so seriously."

The barrage immediately laughed at Ye Lang.

"Don't you know? People's blood is used for digestion after eating, and their brains are not enough."

"If the blood returns to their brains in a while, then this battlefield will be lively."

"Haha, Ye Shen, don't be in a hurry, maybe after digesting it, the dancing duo will be back!"

...

Three hours later, Ye Lang felt like his head was about to explode.

"Damn, Tuantuan, we performed so well in the morning, why is it like this in the afternoon? After seven consecutive chickens, we actually put the ground into a box, should we slow down..."

Tuantuan pouted, "That's our bad luck, Brother Ye Lang, it's alright, do it again!"

Duan was extremely calm at this time: "It's normal, Brother Yelang, isn't it just that there have been accidents five or six times in a row. The first time you know, it always hurts a bit. Now, I just think the strength is not enough..."

Ye Lang's heart skipped a beat, "No, don't talk nonsense, it'll be over after a while!"

The barrage was originally made by Ye Lang's chickens for seven consecutive times. They couldn't see the happy scene. They were crazy and angry. Finally, on the journey in the afternoon, they witnessed all kinds of accidents between Ye Lang and the two huskies one by one. .

The car hit the tree and exploded!

Skyfire Death Summoning!

In the finals, a grenade blew up a nest of people and so on...

When the chicken that was close at hand was not allowed to eat, the barrage finally laughed out a pig.

This is the taste of despair in this team!

At this time, I was driving in a daze, and immediately the barrage started to call crazy.

"Haha, isn't it right? Ye Shen!"

"I think the old woman is right, but how does she know that feeling? She shouldn't be..."

"I took it, and I feel that my three views are about to collapse. Even old women know this feeling, but I have never experienced it..."

Dian Dian didn't realize what he was saying at all, and he was still stubborn.

Tuantuan didn't realize this problem either, and was extremely hard-mouthed.

"It seems to be the case!"

Ye Lang was speechless, "I sat up and fought, this one, the order of death, I must eat chicken! There's not so much giggling!"

Crazy laughter in the live room,

"Hahaha, Ye Lang, Ye Lang, you have today too."

"It's really cool to see the world champion fall."

"I thought I came not from Ye Shen's live broadcast room, but from an entertainment anchor's live broadcast room, tsk tsk."

Ye Lang stared at the barrage, and said leisurely, "Is this barrage spreading rumors? No one was killed by the ten rounds!"

Tuantuan immediately stubbornly said: 'Brother Yelang, someone hurt! If you don't believe me, look at the data for a while! ’

Ye Lang nodded, "Yes, I still believe in Tuantuan's strength."

Tuantuan exclaimed excitedly, "Brother Ye Lang is still kind to me."

As soon as the words fell, Ye Lang's voice came again, "Let me clarify, this is not a rumor, and also, put the handle into a box!"

As soon as Ye Lang said this, the whole live broadcast room was stunned.

"Fuck, Ye Shen is so cruel, why do you treat a girl like this? Well done!"

"Bring your own rhythm, bring your teammates' rhythm, the effect of this show..."

"You guys don't understand this game, hehe, Ye Shenxiao, you don't understand live broadcasting..."

"The show is coming, the show emperor is possessed!"

Ye Lang stood on the plane at this time and glanced down, "Two generals, this is the time for you to prove yourself!"

Duo Duan and Tuantuan immediately worked hard!

"No problem, serious, serious, iron discipline!"