PUBG Nightmare Player System

"Okay, let's continue talking about Zhang San, no, let's continue talking about trees. The barrage just now asked a good question, if this tree is a rare tree species, I'm sorry, planting this kind of tree in your family will not bring you good luck. But it’s bad luck. Don’t talk about my tree, I can make it any way I want, it can be turned into a chamber pot. You really don’t understand, this thing is as precious as a giant panda!"

Ye Lang said this seriously, and the barrage of questions suddenly came, "Damn it, I remembered, my tree seems to be called metasequoia!"

"Metasequoia is a national first-class precious tree species. All of us will mark the moment of silence on the public screen. Brothers, please give him a minute of silence."

Danmaku likes this kind of interaction. Not only is it interesting, but it can also crowd in people.

So the entire screen was in "silence", and from time to time there were colorful barrages and large barrages floating past, which was extremely eye-catching.

"So, don't build this kind of tree haphazardly, take good care of it, and don't use any wrong ideas."

As soon as Ye Lang finished speaking, a voice appeared in the entire live broadcast room.

"I know, I'm going to cut down the tree right now!"

"It must be valuable! I'm short of money!"

Ye Lang looked at the barrage's naughty look and thought of himself.

"At this time, I have to say one more thing. Sometimes, even if you see ordinary trees, don't move around, especially those with cultural significance."

The barrage was confused.

How can one tree say so much?

Is this Ye Lang used to writing water words?

Or maybe he is the Zhang San who cut down the tree.

"For example, if the tree planted by a concubine of a certain dynasty is still alive today, and you rush up to it with hot water, or climb up in excitement to take a photo. This is a problem."

Ye Lang took a deep breath and clicked on a thrilling BGM, and the style of the live broadcast room suddenly changed.

"Do you want to take a photo with the tree or the person who planted the tree? Hehehe..."

When Ye Lang smiled, the timid person in the live broadcast room almost dropped his phone.

"Ye Lang, you are going too far.

I have been most afraid of ghosts since I was a child. "

"Ye Lang, as soon as you said it, I knew why I was fined. I watered the tree with the warm water in the teacup. It was a famous and precious tree planted by the ancients..."

Ye Lang was confused, "You really deserve it. You should start with three thousand. Fortunately, you didn't cause any big trouble, otherwise I won't be able to see you again. Three thousand, it would be great to give me a gift."

The barrage laughed like crazy.

"No, I can give my money to whoever I want. Look at you, it's only three thousand yuan."

"Ye Lang's wealth code appears again?"

"Hahaha, Ye Lang wants it. I see Ye Lang's greed. Ye Lang, do you think this behavior is considered fraud?"

Ye Lang waved his hands quickly, "You can't talk nonsense. How can you call it a lie? This is something that you and I agree on. It's just like things between men and women. You and I agree. You want to know the pros and cons. I think Try the shades…”

At this time, a special barrage appeared.

"Ye Lang, please pay attention to your live broadcast behavior."

Ye Lang scratched his head for a moment, "Damn it, it's the superintendent. Sorry, sorry, I'll pay attention right now!"

"Ahem, we are a serious live broadcast room, okay, we just had a barrage asking about fraud, so let me talk about fraud."

"Speaking of scams, we all seem to be familiar with them, right? All day long, text messages on mobile phones send messages about winning prizes, or pretending to be dead historical celebrities, such as the classic bedroom Qin Shihuang, who lived forever and is now living on the streets. You Give me five thousand, and I will pay you back five hundred thousand in the future, and I will also give you my personal jade seal. Right?"

Danmaku burst out laughing.

"Of course I know. I, Qin Shihuang, pay for it! Everyone should be fooled!"

"It's just that it's too fake."

"I know this, behavioral fraud!"

Ye Lang nodded, "There is a barrage that is right, behavioral fraud. There is another one, called deception and fraud. This one has to be mentioned by my friend Zhang San."

At this time, a group of people in the live broadcast room were stunned. ,

"Why is this Zhang San again? Can he be put in prison first?"

"We want to watch Li Si, and we want to listen to Ye Lang."

Ye Lang frowned, "Why are you so anxious? I've left the country too. The law will also protect fools, such as my friend Zhang San."

"I used to hang a painting by my three-year-old nephew at home. Zhang San came here today. When I saw it, it looked good. It looked like an early painting by Picasso, and it also looked like a painting by Monet. How do you say, five hundred thousand? I agreed immediately. Danmaku masters, and fellow law exam students, is this considered a fraud? Of course it is!"

"This is deception and fraud, great! There is hope for my law exam."

"Is this Zhang San a fool?"

"No, I can't tell what happened to Zhang San. He deserves it."

Ye Lang looked at the barrage at this time: "Knowing that the other party would be fooled, but not informing the other party, this is a kind of deception, which can also be regarded as fraud."

At this time, a barrage raised a question.

"Ye Lang, is the deception in publicity called fraud? For example, the Kunlun Mountain Spring is a bit sweet, but I always think it's not sweet enough."

Ye Lang smiled, "This is just propaganda. It's just bragging at best. Bragging is no different from your bragging when I play games. It's just that his pretense was too fake and you guys saw through it."

"For example, please listen carefully. For example, if you drink my mineral water, you will be able to hear and see clearly. What is this called? Is it right to brag? If you drink my mineral water, your hair loss will grow. This is called Scam. For example, if you drink mineral water, you can become as handsome as me. What is this called? "

"Another one, there seems to be something wrong with a female anchor on the enemy station recently. She is obviously very ugly and does not show her face during the live broadcast. Suddenly one day she shows her face and is seen by the audience. Is this considered a fraud? Okay, these two questions remain. There you have it.”

After hearing the barrage, I immediately became interested. ,

"Ye Lang's first one is bragging, and the second one is fraud."

"No, the first one is fraud and the second one is bragging."

At this time, Ye Lang slowly exhaled, "My friend Zhang San thinks so too. He also gave the female anchor a lot of gifts. Is this considered fraud? Okay, that's all for today. Let me leave you with some suspense, and we will continue at the same time tomorrow!"

After this clip ended, Ye Lang talked about less than ten cases in total, and then opened the live broadcast room.

On Weibo, a video appeared quietly.

"Is it a crime to water a tree? There are so many kinds of trees!"

When Ye Lang's magnetic voice popularizes legal knowledge, everyone on Weibo feels like they are being confused. Law is so interesting when it is obviously boring. ,

The most important thing is that Zhang San.