Quick Transmigration Goldfinger Trialist

Once upon a time, Fu Shiyun looked down on keeping a diary very much. In her opinion, who is a decent person who keeps a diary?

Nothing written on paper can be called a secret.

Contents that cannot be called secret.

Why don't you post to your Moments and throw a drift bottle?

It wasn't until her life became absurd, and there were things she wanted to say but couldn't say, that she suddenly became the person she hated the most back then, and became obsessed with writing a diary for nothing.

Take advantage of newly acquired chips.

Write a diary that is only for yourself.

She even wrote it from scratch.

Start writing from day one as a cat.

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【April 13th, Wednesday, overcast】

The first moment I found out that I became a cat was a little unbelievable. After all, I was just talking about wanting to become a cat.

So powerful, when I made a wish to become a billionaire and a foreign princess, why didn't it come true for me?

I always feel like God is playing with me on purpose.

And it’s hard to get used to being a cat. Why is the cat’s vision completely different from that of a human? At first glance, it seems a little unaccustomed to it, and cats seem to be color-blind.

Can't see any other colors other than blue and green.

Walking on four legs is simply embarrassing me.

Oops, what a shame, walking on four legs without clothes is really embarrassing, since it makes me a cat, why do you want me to have human thinking, it is so embarrassing that I am about to die .

Cat food is pretty good though.

It's just that I'm not used to eating raw meat.

...

【April 16, Saturday, sunny】

Today is the third day of becoming a cat, and I am still not used to being a cat. Not only am I not used to walking on all fours, I am not used to having only fur and no clothes on my body.

Still not used to it, no one can communicate.

I can't understand what the cat says, and people can't understand what I say. Every day, I eat and drink and sleep, or I have to cooperate with the shit-shoveling officer to laugh and show in my spare time.

It seems that being a kitten is also very hard work.

But today I got in touch with the alien who entered my body, and I don't know what the alien wants to do, whether it will harm humans and invade our planet, but I can't control such a big matter.

I can only find a way to try it out and see if I can gain some benefits for myself. It would be great if I can become a human being, otherwise there must be some other benefits. I can’t just give up the house I bought so frugally. .

Do try to bargain hard with the aliens.

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【May 16th, Monday, sunny】

The efficiency of the aliens is really slow to death. Just sending something over, it made me wait for a whole month, and I was almost bored to the point of collapse this month.

Almost exposed many times.

Fortunately, I finally got the chip, not to mention that this thing is really amazing, just like a portable mobile phone installed in the brain, watching TV online, posting gossip or eating melons, it really doesn't delay at all.

I was too young when I made my wish.

Too loose!

When making a wish, even if you want to become a cat, you can’t disconnect the internet. If you disconnect the internet and become a cat, what’s the point of going too far? In the future, I don’t have to chat with those silly cats. They don't understand, and they don't understand what I say. I think they are fools, and they probably think me fools too.

In the future, the little days will be fun, no need to go to work, three meals a day will be served, and you can use the Internet to pass the time when you have nothing to do. It is simply a heavenly life.

It's fine being a cat.

In the future, I will not bask in the sun and scold God.

[May 17th, Tuesday, overcast]

I'm afraid I'm going to lose weight. That cat's physical exercise is really too difficult. The flesh on my stomach doesn't allow me to do that kind of movement, but if I don't do that kind of movement, I can't exercise my body to prolong my life. In order to live for decades, I still have to lose weight.

It's really unexpected that when I was a human, I never got fat, but when I became a cat, I had to lose weight from the very beginning. Life, no, it's really amazing to be born as a meow.

But the meat in my stomach should be regarded as a disease of wealth, and I am a little excited when I think about it.

[May 18, Wednesday, cloudy to sunny]

Losing weight is really difficult and painful. People don’t look good when they are fat, but kittens are super cute when they are fat.

Why do you want to lose weight?

Every pound of flesh on your body has a mind of its own.

Running is really tiring, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, tired, I am obviously a flexible fat orange, forget it, let’s not lose weight, the fresh beef at night is really good Eat it, let's talk about it tomorrow.

【May 19th, Thursday, sunny】

I gained a couple of pounds today and lost weight!

[May 20th, Friday, light rain]

The sun is off, and I have a day off too.

[May 21, Saturday, heavy rain]

The weather is too humid today, I feel like I am going to suffer from rheumatism, so I should eat more tonic and lose weight tomorrow.

[May 22, Sunday, sunny]

How can I be so depraved, I gained a little more weight, I can't keep on being so fat, and I can only live for more than 20 years if I can't practice gymnastics, but I can live for more than 70 years if I practice well Fifty years of life.

Must practice, must practice.

Can't go down any further.

If you eat one less bite now, you can live another fifty years in the future. How many more bites of delicious food can you eat in fifty years?

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[May 26th, Thursday, sunny]

After three days of hard work, it shouldn't be too much to reward myself with a meal. It should be fine to eat only a little fresh meat.

If I don't eat shovel shit anymore, the officer will suspect that I am sick.

That's right, the shit shovel officer can't be worried.

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[May 31, Tuesday, light rain]

My God, it's amazing, I did all the movements of the gymnastics very smoothly today.

Didn't actually lose weight.

It seems that losing weight is actually wrong, I should practice more, stretch my muscles and bones, oh my god, so I finally feel more at ease, I can eat with confidence, it is really painful to endure hunger every day, it happens that Xiaobai recently I don't seem to have a good appetite, so let's help Xiaobai more later.

...

[April 12, 31, sunny]

Xiaobai is gone, two of the four cats in the family have left, and only me and the grizzly bear are left. The shit shovel officer has raised two new cats, and I don’t feel good these days.

No stress is no stress.

But there is no freedom either.

Sometimes I suddenly think that people will envy cats, but sometimes cats don't envy people, but everyone only sees the bright and beautiful, and can't see other aspects.

I am twelve or thirteen years old this year. Although I can live another ten years, it is really boring to stay here. Maybe it is time to leave here, maybe it is not bad to go to the alien who has taken over my body.

Go back and talk to her.

...

[May 12, 41, sunny]

The marshmallows are gone too, but in just twenty years, I have already given away four or five cats. It seems that cats are like people, and after all, there are only a few long-lived cats.

Most of them only have a lifespan of more than ten years, and those in their twenties can only be said to be very lucky and have an extremely long life span.

I'm afraid I can't stay here any longer.

At the age of twenty-three or four, it is time to leave.

Just to go to my own.

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[July 8, 1964, heavy rain]

Looking at the torrential rain outside the window, I suddenly remembered that forty years ago, that night seemed to be such a heavy rain. After I took the medicine, I made a wish to become a cat in my next life.

Now think about it...

What I long for is not a change of species.

It's about changing your environment.

There are only a few people who can enjoy the life of a superior person, and cats who can enjoy the comfort of food and clothing.

What I want is not to run around for food and clothing.

Don't worry about housing and transportation.

It doesn't matter whether a person is a cat or not.

But the life of a cat is actually not so good. If I can have another life, as long as my parents treat me better, even if the life is harder, I will be happy.

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[November 6, 1999, sunny]

I really didn't expect that my body would die earlier than my cat, but you died so early.

What should I do next?

Could it be that I have to live with stray cats in the last few years of my life, but I have no relevant experience?

It is impossible for a winner who lived comfortably for decades to end up living on the street, or even starved to death on the street. Don't do this.

[November 7, 1999, sunny]

My God, Ding Yun, you are so mean, you actually left me the inheritance after you died, hahahaha, from now on I am a kitty with a net worth of more than 300 billion, it is a win in life.

The richest cat in the world.

It should be me.

It's a pity that I can't become a human being. If I were an individual and inherited so much inheritance, I would definitely be a hundred times happier than I am now. Not much, alas, what a pity.

My body is already so old, even if I practice physical training, I'm afraid I won't be able to live for a few years.

It seems that the days of this billionaire meow.

You can only enjoy it for a few years.

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[March 6, 105, overcast]

I feel that I am dying. This may be the last diary I write. After living for so many years, my life has been much more exciting than many people, but I still feel so unwilling to be on the verge of death!

So much money died before it was used up.

Fortunately, Ding Yun left a will before his death. Even if I die, the remaining inheritance will be donated directly. Otherwise, if it is inherited by other relatives in the family, I will be disgusted to death. I am afraid that I will be pissed off.

[March 7, 105, sunny]

Hey, I didn't expect it, I lasted another day.

But this time it seems that I am really going to die, but with so many diaries, it would be a pity if they were destroyed directly with my death. Anyway, I am going to die, and the Ding Yun in my body has already left.

So I plan to set a timed release, and I will release my diary as soon as I die. I don’t know what people will think of my diary, whether they believe it or not, or have other ideas.

But it doesn't matter, anyway, I'm dead, even if my orange cat's body is sliced, it doesn't matter.

Finally, I would like to wish everyone a happy new year.

I wish you all a happy family.

See you in the next life.

I also hope that I can be happier in my next life, not as a cat, but as a person.

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appendix--

Finally, I hope everyone will remember that I changed from a human to a cat and lived in the body of the orange cat—Fu Shiyun.

I also want to be in the history books.

After all, no matter how inferior I am to humans, no matter how incompetent I am, at least I should be the first documented existence in this world that changed from a human to a cat.

And I'm still a cat who only lived eighty-six years.

Everyone must remember me.

I have also been a human being before, but I failed as a human being, and as a cat, I was still passable. In addition, I would like to thank my shit-shoveling officer, thank you, Yunmeng.

The next volume is Hu Shanxiang, the Immortal Master of Jingci