Re Zero The Choice Of Zero

"NEROOO WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU?!!"

A loud shout from Subaru ringed in my ears.

"Ah.. Hey Subaru, long time no see."

Subaru grabbed Nero's hand and said. "Please help me! Maids in this mansion are bullying me! One of them calls me Barusu and the other one Suburbia. I am getting tired of it already."

"Pfft. Suburbia. That one is good." laughed Nero.

"Don't laugh Nero! Anyway. I've become a butler in this mansion, aren't these clothes fantastic?" Subaru started doing weird poses and gestures.

"Yeah yeah. Black suits you. But a butler huh. Do I have to become one as well if I want to stay in this mansion?"

"Yes. You need to be a butler!" lied Subaru.

"But anyway. You look awful Nero. Even more awful than before."

"Oi. What do you mean by that?" Nero looked a bit pissed.

"I mean. Normally, you are scary and all, but now, you look like some kind of homeless man, your clothes are torn and dirty. You look like you've been fighting with kids in the mud all day. Your hair looks dusty, but for some reason, your face isn't that scary right now. It's like you are totally relaxed or something." said Subaru.

"I look that bad? Damn. I need to shower real quick." said Nero.

"Barusu, what's with all this shouting."

"Suburbia, don't shout so much, my sister is getting angry."

Two almost identical maids came out of the mansion.

"So there is that stupid pink haired maid. That made me wait in front of the house for hours and hours." Nero grit his teeth.

"Sister sister. This man looks homeless and lost. What do we do." asked the blue haired maid.

"Sister sister. He is supposed to be our guest, once he is cleaned up, he should be fine, he can't be worse than Barusu." replied the pink haired maid.

"Oi. Little pink. Why the hell did you leave me out here, waiting?!"

"Welcome Crusch sama, Ferris sama, Wilhelm san. Please come in." completely ignoring Nero, Ram took their bags and escorted the guests inside."

"HEY I AM SPEAKING TO YOU!!" Nero was about to snap, but he felt a hand on his shoulder.

"Relax, they are just messing with you, they mean no harm." Smiled Crusch.

"Alright.. I understand." Nero tried to stay calm, but he couldn't.

"Alright, you homeless neanderthal, I will show you the way to our shower."

Stay calm. Stay calm. Don't break her neck. Don't hurt anyone. We don't want to restart. Who knows where the checkpoint is.

"My name is Ram. My sister is called Rem. Do remember these names for your own good."

"What is the difference. I can't tell."

"Ugh. You. Imbecile. Just come!"

Nero quietly left with Ram while the rest of them started introducing themselves.

"Hey everyone, my name is Natsuki Subaru! I am a new butler of this mansion. I am still not skilled enough, so please tell me about any problems you see.

(In my novel as well.) My only friend is Nero, and me and Emilia tan are dating! Nice to meet you!"

Dating. So even that elf that everyone is afraid of has found someone. I personally don't have any problems with her. When I saw her the first time, she looked like an easygoing person. Thought Crusch.

"To a new servant of Roswaal sama, I am introducing myself as Seba- Wilhelm Van Astrea. I am a butler, and a bodyguard of Crusch Karsten."

Crusch and Ferris looked at each other. He actually almost said Sebastian.

"Ugh. It still hurts.."

Crusch stepped forward with her wobbly legs, and said.

"My name is Crusch Karsten. One of the royale candidates. Since you are Nero's friend. I shall appoint Sebastian as your teacher in the following 5 days we will be staying here. He will show you how to make tea, and many more basic things every butler needs to know."

"Sebastian?" Subaru looked confused. "Excuse me. Wasn't he called Wilhelm?"

Realizing her mistake, she blushed and added. "Not Sebastian, but Wilhelm. My bad.. "

"Crusch nyaa.. You have failed nyaa. Nero infected you with a dangerous disease nyaa." Ferris shook her head.

"My name is Ferris nyaa. I am the future wife of Nero nyaa. Nice to meet you nyaa." she said as she sweetly smiled.

"HEY! FERRIS! It's not nice to take the lead! I am already practically married to Nero. He gave me the ring!"

"You should have said so in your introduction nyaa. Or were you too embarrassed to do so nyaa?" Ferris mischievously smiled.

"YOU LITTLE!" Crusch's face and ears were completely red, she was never this embarrassed and angry at the same time.

The Two of them started fighting.

"Ladies, Please. Have some decency. We are guests. We cannot behave like this.

"Shut up" "Stay quiet nyaa."

Wilhelm looked clueless at what to do. These ladies were savage. One of them is supposed to be the next emperor, and the other one her assistant. Is this how the royalty behaves?

"Getting embarrassed now, are we? You've had Nero all to yourself yesterday, so let me get something as well nyaa!"

"I will not tolerate this kind of accusation. You were present as well, you could have asked him but you didn't!"

"Oh golly, look at yourself nyaa. You can barely walk nyaa. I wonder what happened nyaa."

"FERRIS!"

Subaru looked at them in a shock.

Nero? Has a harem? He was gone for 2 days! How does he already have 2 women? Did he save a damsel in distress or something? I need to end this mess.

"Now Now, dear ladies, I can tell that you are both childhood friends and you like Nero. So, how about we make a competition?"

Both of them stopped fighting and listened to his words.

This young man. Actually managed to stop them. I am impressed. You will be a great butler in the future. Thought Wilhelm.

"What kind of competition?" asked Crusch.

"For the next 3 days, the 2 of you will have chances to appeal to Nero, by doing some kind of s.e.xy things to him. These 3 days, you will be trying to find out what Nero likes and hates. I will help you as well. At the end of the third day, we will ask Nero, which one of you he liked more. What do you think?"

"S-S.e.xy things.. I am not sure about that.."

"I am in it nyaa! Let's go nyaa!" excitedly shouted.

"T-Then I agree as well. I won't lose to you!" Crusch resolutely said.

"Then it's decided! Day 1 - Tomorrow. The night activity, will be for Ferris. Crush, you are not allowed to interfere with Nero and her, but you can still ask Nero about what he hates and likes. Day 2 - The roles get reversed. Day 3. Both of you will end up in his room at night! Now, isn't that exciting? Now, you need to prepare for the competition. I will show you your rooms ladies, since I am the new butler."

"Alright, but can you two wait outside? I want to talk with Ferris in private for a bit." said Crusch.

Wilhelm and Subaru quickly exited the room.

"Look Ferris, I am really sorry for what I said. I've never been so angry and embarrassed in my life. Is it because of Nero? Probably, but I shouldn't have shouted at you. I am sorry." Crusch looked as if she was about to cry.

"It's alright nyaa. I know you didn't mean it that way, I am also sorry for my outburst nyaa. I was just jealous because you enjoyed yourself with him and I didn't because I was already tired, but like I said before nyaa. You are really like my sister Crusch nyaa. I don't mind sharing nyaa. Let's make this a friendly competition nyaa." Ferris apologized and hugged Crusch.

"I agree, whoever wins, it doesn't matter. Let's just have fun and enjoy ourselves." Crusch replied and hugged Ferris back.

After a few minutes, the door opened and the girls were friendly and laughing, as if nothing has happened at all.

Oi,Oi. It's pretty normal thing, that women's mood changes drastically, but not this fast.

"So, If you are done, then allow me to show you your rooms.

""Sure.""

Ah this job is so tiring. I want to go back to Emilia tan already. Sighed Subaru.

For the past 2 days I've been grinding the language of this world with Emilia. Her private night lessons were sweet. She is a good teacher, but most of the time we are supposed to spend on learning, we just have fun and enjoy ourselves.

Ah. Let it be night already.

....

"Stay in one place and don't move Reno. I need to measure your 3 sizes."

"Oi. 3 sizes? What kind of clothes are you going to give me? Women's clothes?"

"I am not really surprised that you can't take a joke at this point, seems like your brain is still not developed enough. Stupid Eron. "

"Hah? You are calling me by childish names like Eron and Reno. The name is f.u.c.k.i.n.g Nero!"

"Your vulgar dictionary never ceases to amaze me. It's like you were born in this world, just to say vulgar words all day you savage ape. We are in the mansion of Roswaal sama. Please speak like a person, not like a monkey you illiterate."

Please God. I know you exist. Because I've received the gift of my beloved threesome. F.u.c.k.i.n.g shut this bitch up already.

"Now, take all of your clothes off. And enter the shower. After showering yourself and using soap, please proceed to the indoor bathhouse for MEN. Women are off the limit do you hear me? And mixed baths are under reconstruction at the moment. After you end with your bathing, please shower again and use the towel you were assigned. Your clothes might be delivered today."

"I know how this works, I've been to a lot of onsens before.."

"Oh. So you know what soap is then? Well that's great! Finally some visible growth in intelligence." Ram feigned surprise.

I swear once this ends I am gonna f.u.c.k.i.n.g kill her.

Nero took off all of his clothes and weights in front of Ram.

"I see. Your barbaric nature allows you to get n.a.k.e.d in front of others, without giving a damn."

"Oi. Don't stare so much Arm. I might get embarrassed." laughed Nero.

"Don't call me Arm. My name is Ram. Also, I can see that you are more developed than your friend, but please, have some decency you mongrel."

"Alright Mar. Have a nice day. I am off! Bye!"

"Stop calling me by weird names you imbecile. Only I am allowed to do that! Come back here!"

Ram dashed after the running Nero, but slipped on the soap and fell face flat into the ground.

So God is real. I definitely believe in him now.

After she got off the ground, Nero was nowhere to be seen.

"Bastard! No clothes for you!" Ram angrily left the room.