Re Zero The Choice Of Zero

Some time after having that strange dream, Nero patrolled the mansion with only his towel covering his crotch.

Man this place is big. Where is that shitty maid. I need new clothes.

"You seem to be almost n.a.k.e.d dear guest."

Nero turned around to see who was talking to him.

Oh. It's her sister. The blue head. Great, now I just need to ask where the pink is, and my problem will be solved.

"Hey. Do you happen to know where your sister is?" asked Nero with a kind smile.

"I have an idea." replied Rem

"That's great! Can you tell me?"

"No."

This bitch.

"Alright, then I will find her myself." said Nero as he went patrolling again in his towel.

Nero was getting annoyed the more he talked with either of the twins.

Little did he know, that Ram was in the same room Rem just came from.

"Sister, I've fixed his clothes. Why did you send him away?" asked Ram.

"Let him suffer a bit. He made you fix his clothes hmpf."

...

Ah it's almost 5 pm. At 6 pm I will have my private Emilia tan study time.

Hehe. Subaru grinned as he walked down the hall.

"Ey, Subaru. Have you seen the pink maid somewhere?"

Out of nowhere, Nero appeared.

"Oh, Nero. I think that she is together with Rem in the repair room. I overheard something about fixing your clothes, so I guess they are th- Wait! Why are you almost n.a.k.e.d!!" Subaru screamed, gaining the attention of 3 people in the nearby room. They ended their banter, and slowly crept towards the door.

"Sheesh. I just got out of the onsen. What do you expect I should wear when there isn't anything?" Nero replied.

"Hmm. I feel like there was something I wanted to ask you... OH I know.

Can you show me your phone?" pleaded Subaru.

"Why? Don't you have your own?" Nero looked confused.

Subaru stiffened and fell on his knees.

Subaru desperately tried taking towel from him, in hope of finding Nero's phone.

"NERO PLEASE. GIVE IT TO ME! JUST GIVE IT TO ME FOR A SECOND!"

"What the hell are you doing?! Stop it, STOP! Okay fine I will give it to you just stop pulling on my towel."

But Subaru continued without stopping until he ripped his towel off. Nero tragically slipped and they both fell on top of each other in an embarrassing position. Especially since they were both guys and Nero was n.a.k.e.d.

"Oh. My bad."

"GET OFF OF ME AT ONCE!" shouted Nero.

"I would, if you didn't weigh a ton!" replied Subaru.

"I am so gonna murder your a.s.s."

"Stop choking me dum-" "cough" "cough" Nero started choking Subaru out of anger.

At this moment, a certain door opened, revealing Crusch, Ferris and Wilhelm.

All of them stared in a shock at the unfolding scene. N.a.k.e.d Nero sat on Subaru and choked him.

"Nero nyaa. You know, I don't mind you being bis.e.x.u.a.l nyaa. As long as you are nice to us and you tend to our needs properly nyaa. We can also do this hardcore choking play if you want to nyaa. Ferris researched a lot in her books when she had time, so Ferris knows about this nyaa." smiled Ferris.

"NO THIS ISN'T WH-" stuttered Nero.

"Nero..."

Nero quickly switched his look from Ferris to Crusch, just to see a confused expression on her face.

"I know that your stamina is limitless, but to think that you would also go after your only friend.. Maybe Natsuki san is like that too? Anyway. How jumpy are you really... You already have 2 girlfriends and you still didn't tend to Ferris's needs, but you go for a guy. What will be next? A spirit?" joked Crusch.

"No.. This really isn't how it looks like.." Nero was desperately trying to explain but they didn't listen.

"Nero dono. Love knows no gender. Just take care of Crusch." said Wilhelm.

"No.." Nero felt like crying.

"I need to add this to Nero's book." said Crusch.

"Hmm? What book nyaa." Ferris looked intrigued.

"Oh, did I said it out loud? Haha.. You know, it's for our competition." Crusch winked at Ferris.

"Ah of course nyaa! What an idea nyaa. That's my opponent right there nyaa!"

exclaimed Ferris.

I don't want to live anymore.

Nero just sat on Subaru without moving. Afraid of angering him any further, Subaru quietly laid on the ground.

And as if it couldn't get any worse, another door opened, and 2 maids entered the hall.

"Sister, sister, the beast is once again performing his disgusting acts in master

Roswaal mansion, shall we purge him together with his gay friend?" asked Rem.

"I don't know my dear sister, I agree on the purging part, but Roswaal sama is benevolent and kind man. We need to suffer through this hell." replied Ram.

Nero.exe has stopped working. He no longer listened to this nonsense and shut himself down.

"Oi. Stop guys, Nero isn't gay. I just wanted something from him, and he slipped and we ended up in this situation."

Nero's eyes lit up. "Yes, that's true. Finally. I hope that you guys won't be thinking that I am bis.e.x.u.a.l or something.."

"""... """

"Guys?"

"Ugh, anyways Nero. Can you give me your phone already please..."

Subaru pleaded Nero again.

"Ugh.. I would If I could, but I left it in my pants together with my headphones."

Subaru's eyes gleamed like stars. "YOU BROUGHT YOUR HEADPHONES HERE?! Oh.. Nero. You know, we have been basically brothers since we arrived here, how about we do.. The thing.. You know.. Let's use that multiplying ability of yours! I want headphones as well bro."

"Denied. It won't work. Since it didn't multiply other times, I think that I can only multiply items that I do not own yet." replied Nero.

"Oh. Such a shame.." Subaru looked disappointed.

Ram came closer to Nero and threw him his clothes.

"Here are your clothes. I fixed them. No need to thank me."

Nero took a quick look at his clothes.

Oh wow. She actually fixed them completely, and she even cleaned them.

"Thank you." smiled Nero.

Ram curiously looked at his smile. She didn't expect that even this guy can smile. It suited him better.

"Bleh.. Don't thank me. It gives me chills." said Ram as she left the hall together with her sister.

Ah. One day I am gonna f.u.c.k.i.n.g kill her.