Rebirth: I Want to Surf

on the stage.

Lao Guo and Yu Qian held the trophy certificate and freed their hands to applaud the first place. They saw a man and a woman on stage.

They don't know each other, but they have heard of Feng Gong's apprentice.

"Jia Ling was really fat when she was fat, and she was really thin when she was thin!"

Yao Yuan looked at Jia Ling, who was so excited that she was crying, and thought to herself that although she won the championship, her development will not be good in the future.

He didn't feel that Xiaopin Coke was very embarrassing, he could only say that he was a big guy.

Later, Big Bowl Entertainment was established and led Zhang Xiaofei, Xu Juncong, Zhang Taiwei and others to set up a small hill, and "Li Huanying" hit the box office with more than 5 billion yuan.

Commander Yao's mind was as calm as water, without any fluctuations, and he had no idea of ​​investing.

Because I don't have a cold.

Followed by the sketch professional group, Song Ning and Cui Yidong's "Xi Ge Dong Mei" took the first place.

Song Ning is also Feng Gong's apprentice.

Feng Gong is the judge of the competition...

Although it is said that a virtuous person does not avoid relatives, it is rare not to avoid this, and it is even more blatant than the prince's examination.

Guo Degang had a small crew cut, and he was not a peach heart. He watched eagerly, and for some reason, he suddenly understood in his heart: Why did we take the third place?

Is it bad?

The main theme jokes I wrote in 2 hours are indeed close, but are they good enough to take the first and second place? Not necessarily.

But everyone has a master!

"Teacher Yu..."

There were flowers on and off the stage, and thunderous applause to celebrate the successful conclusion. Guo Degang clapped his hands and said: "The last time we finished our performance, Mr. Hou chatted with me a few words."

"Well, I remember that." Yu Qian said.

"Do you think I should keep in touch? Take the initiative?"

Yu Qian understood as soon as he heard it, the other party didn't have a serious teacher, so he was not easy to mix, and he was willing to help, saying: "I think it's done, I'll talk to my master."

Ouch!

Guo Degang glanced at him, and the couple remained silent.

...

After the awards were presented, the audience left one after another.

Yao Yuan took Zhang Yin to the backstage and caught a guy first, "Director Feng!"

"you are?"

Feng Pants was taken aback.

"this is my name card."

"99..."

When he looked at the company, he remembered that there was a promotional cooperation with "Mobile Phone", and immediately said enthusiastically: "It turns out that it is Mr. Yao. It just so happened that I was thinking about visiting you. How could I expect you to come here?" An expensive place!"

There are so many people who can talk.

It's not common for Feng's trousers to flirt with horses. He has grown from a half-hearted artist to one of the best directors, half of his strength, half of his chance, and what the chance depends on, mainly depends on his mouth.

When I saw Wang Shuo for the first time that year, it was called "Looking up and seeing the Big Dipper"!

Most people can't shoot at this level if they want to flatter.

"I just met you by chance today, you're welcome, I'll be the host, let's have a little get-together."

"No, no, I have something to do later, just come over to say hello, and cooperate more when "Mobile" is promoted."

Feng Pants asked three times and five times, Yao Yuan gave way three times and five times, so it's fine if you really don't go.

At this time, Bai Huiming and Wang Hui also came over. The third prize was a prize anyway, so I had to be happy, so I found a restaurant nearby.

Deyunshe Culture Co., Ltd. was established a long time ago. Yao Yuan promised to invest 500,000 yuan and hold the shares himself. Lao Guo and Wang Hui each hold shares, one in charge of business and the other in charge of management.

The couple were very happy at the time, and after signing the agreement, they saw Yao Yuan's capitalist side.

He first gave 200,000 to Wang Hui to find a place to start a company, maintain daily expenses, and then watch the works. Lao Guo came up with a new joke, and he felt that he was qualified, so he added more money.

Suffering makes people motivated, and money is even better!

Lao Guo's passage can be described as a waste of sleep and food, racking his brains to write, and he really suppressed the prototype of a few jokes that will be familiar to future generations. No matter how perfect it is, add some popular memes, and it will almost be able to go on stage.

Six people sat in the store, with three styles of painting.

Lao Guo and Wang Hui are the same, they are called black-skinned, round-faced couples in distress.

Yu Qian is a couple, the idiot son and daughter-in-law of the landlord's family who experience life.

Commander Yao and Zhang Yin are the same, good guy, they are two big models!

"I don't dare to say how good the work of Teacher Yu is, but what they said is not strong, especially the second one... Anyway, after this battle, I figured it out. No master protects you. not go down."

Guo Degang sighed, and Yu Qian continued: "I think Hou Sanye is very interested in him. I'm thinking about finding my master to make a connection and get in touch more."

"Want to apprentice?"

"It would be the best to be a teacher!"

"Then let's get in touch. I don't understand your stuff. I'm here today to promote things."

Yao Yuan took a bite of the food and said: "Our company has been established for several months, and I haven't freed up. It just so happens that I have some time now. Let's do it first, so as not to play tricks on me."

"Without that word, I know you are busy, so I don't get in the way, don't get in the way!"

It's okay, baba!

Lao Guo was so anxious that he didn't care about anything after giving the money, but he didn't dare to say anything.

"I've listened roughly to your jokes, and they're okay. Hurry up and perfect them. I'll find you a platform to try them out."

"What platform?"

"Come on the radio first. Taxi drivers love to hear this, and they understand it too. I'll find a radio program to record for you, and then play it."

Tut tut!

Guo Degang couldn't get on the radio station even if he wanted to, and listening to others said it was like shitting and farting.

But at least there was a beginning. At the award ceremony, my angry mood improved again, and I became excited, and hurriedly said: "No problem, I will work hard without sleep for a few days to get these jokes done!"

…………

Beijing Radio Station has a program called "Happy Tea House".

It is broadcast for one and a half hours every afternoon. It is a folk art program mainly featuring cross talk. The host is Kang Dapeng. Very popular, with a peak listening rate of 3.993%, ranking first in the same period.

In the live broadcast room.

Dapeng wears glasses and is reading the text message interaction content: "A friend with the suffix number 404 said that I have been a loyal listener since your broadcast started in 2001, but you have too few cross talk jokes, and you just keep repeating those. Do you have any new jokes? "

"A friend with the tail number 233 said, can you stop playing traditional cross talk? I'm familiar with it, and I've memorized it by heart. I want to hear new jokes."

Read a few in a row, much the same.

Dapeng explained: ""Happy Tea House" itself is mainly based on traditional cross talk, since its broadcast, we have excavated and sorted out dozens of traditional cross talk that have not been broadcast on any media in Beijing.

However, the audience is too enthusiastic and the demand is too strong. We are also continuing to work hard to dig out good cross talk jokes for everyone. Or you know which jokes, you can also give us feedback..."

After saying a few words, continue to read the text message interaction.

Hey, suddenly the content is different.

"This friend with the tail number 666 said, I am a taxi driver, and I think your jokes are too old. I don't know if I can say it. There is a group of people in Guangde Building who talk about cross talk. There are a lot of new jokes, and they are good. .”

"This friend with the tail number 1024 said, I happen to know a place where there are irregular performances in Guangde Building and Tianqiao Theater, all of which are new jokes."

There are several people in a row, all recommending similar ones.

Dapeng kept it in his heart, and asked after the show, "Do you know Deyun Club?"

"I haven't heard of it!"

"The audience responded well. There are still several audiences. Let's go and see it another day."

"It's ok, it just so happens that jokes are always said that I don't like listening to them!"

So this matter was settled.

Yao Yuan blustered and said to find a radio station. In Guo Degang's perception, it was a big money to spend money to let people come over.

Just kidding!

Do you still need money for this crap? Get a bunch of people to text and you're done.

(It’s gone today...it’s the end of the month and I’m trying to get another third update)