Rebirth in the leisurely life of the red age

Hearing what Li Yuan said, Xu Damao burst out laughing on the spot.

He had the most lively mind and did not doubt anything else. He was sure that this was Li Yuan's method of revenge.

Seeing him like this, the people around him either suppressed laughter or frowned, and looked at Li Yuan with suspicion.

Li Yuan said helplessly: "I won't say much about boy's urine. You must have heard of it. As for human excrement, there is actually an ancient recipe called Huanglong Decoction. The juice, which is very dark and bitter, is called Huanglong Decoction. It can cure the plague and the dying people.

Also known as Renzhonghuang, put the licorice powder into the bamboo tube, plug the two ends of the bamboo cork, soak it in the dung tank in winter, take it out in the beginning of spring, dry it in the shade in the wind, break the bamboo to get the grass, and dry it in the sun. "

Nowadays, people still have some respect for intellectuals. Although they don't understand it at all, when Li Yuan slings his book bag like this, most people no longer think bad things about it.

Li Yuan said again: "But again, I don't need to force it. It doesn't matter if it's cured or not. It's fine to let the stick out for two days at most. As for the Jiazhang family... it may take three to five days longer. Because There is too much fat accumulated in her belly... Hey, isn't the Jia family living in poverty? How did Jia and Zhang eat like this? It's amazing...

Forget it, it has nothing to do with me. Okay, you decide for yourself whether to treat it or not. I'm going back to rest.

Brother Zhuzhu, Brother Damao, don’t forget the night. "

Si Zhu felt relieved when he heard that no one would die. Hearing Li Yuan call him brother again, he felt that it was very respectable and said happily: "Okay, I promise I won't forget it!"

Xu Damao also said proudly: "I'll bring two bottles of good wine later."

Li Yuan laughed and said, "When you come to my place for dinner, and I asked you to bring your own wine, isn't that a slap in the face to me? Both of you have already delivered the gifts last night, so you are not allowed to bring anything."

Xu Damao gave a thumbs up and said: "Yuanzi, what I didn't say is clear!"

People who don't take advantage are respected by others.

Yan Bugui said hotly from behind: "Yuanzi, this..."

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Don't worry, the third master. After a while, the house will be repaired. I will treat the three masters in charge of the courtyard to have a good meal. I didn't want to make a fuss at first, but who knew that Brother Da Mao and Brother Zhuzi gave it to me yesterday. I brought two stools over. I can’t help it.”

Silly Zhu said mischievously: "Yuanzi, don't worry, when you invite the three uncles to dinner, the three uncles will definitely give you a table!"

Yan Bugui was startled when he heard the words. A table of eight immortals can cost more than twenty yuan. He hurriedly said: "Forget it, I can't afford it! It's time for dinner, I'll go back first."

He didn't even look at the excitement, turned around and walked away.

Now a table of high-class noodles with fish, chicken, and meat costs less than ten yuan, Yan Bugui felt that even if he was crazy, he would not be able to give away a table, even if he didn't eat the meal.

Yi Zhonghai started talking with Jia Dongxu: "Dongxu, although Li Yuan has a very poisonous mind, he has a smooth face. Since he said that he can cure the stick today, it should not be a lie .”

After Jia Dongxu looked in Li Yuan's direction resentfully, he gritted his teeth and said bitterly: "This short-lived ghost must have no good intentions, and he may not have to feed that thing to the stick!"

Yi Zhonghai shook his head and said: "I also have this suspicion, but what can I do? The hospital also said, let the stretching, let the water be replenished, and it's over after the stretching. But it really takes a few days, and the good guy is broken. Stick it You're only so old, how can you stand such a drag? If you really drag it like this for two or three days, can you still live in this house? Of course, if you really don't want to, you can go and ask a Chinese medicine doctor to come and see."

Jia Dongxu shook his head dejectedly and said, "Forget it, let's not waste that money."

He is the only one working in his family now, and what is even more frightening is that he is the only one with a non-agricultural household registration who can receive rationed food stamps.

Jia Zhang, Qin Huairu, and even Banggan and Xiaodang, who followed their mother's household registration, all have rural household registrations and do not have food rations.

Jia Dongxu only rations that much for a month, how many days will it take for the whole family to eat together?

If Yi Zhonghai hadn't been his master and lent him money and food every month, the Jia family wouldn't have been able to survive. How would they have any spare money?

Qin Huairu also advised: "Li Yuan doesn't dare to play tricks. If something happens, he will take care of everything."

These words hit Jia Dongxu's heart, and he even vaguely thought of letting Jia Zhang be healed and have an accident. If this is the case, Li Yuan will have to provide for Jia Zhang...

Seeing that Jia Dongxu's explanation made sense, Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu: "Fucking mother, go and talk to Li Yuan. You and him are from the same place, so it's easier to talk."

Qin Huairu didn't respond directly, she knew that her man was narrow-minded, so she said in a slightly embarrassed voice: "Master, it's not like you don't know how much he hates me. My mother-in-law called him a short-lived ghost every now and then. I said that. In front of Director Wang yesterday, he almost threw me."

Sure enough, after hearing what she said, Jia Dongxu's expression calmed down, and he said: "What are you afraid of? With me and Master here, he dares to do something. I will make him kneel down and call Grandpa!"

Qin Huairu cursed in her heart, why weren't you so majestic just now?

She agreed with a smile on her face, her appearance was cute and sweet, not to mention that Jia Dongxu was very satisfied, and Yi Zhonghai averted his eyes unnaturally.

Qin Huairu turned around and walked towards Zhenghe Shazhu and Xu Damohala's Li Yuan, with some weakness, grievance and pleading in his eyes, he said, "Yuanzi, I have to trouble you to help me, cure the stick and my mother-in-law... "

But Li Yuan shook his head and said: "Banggen is easy to say, he is a child, and I don't know him as well as him. Forget about your mother-in-law..." Before Qin Huairu could continue to plead, Li Yuan smiled at Shazhu and Xu Damao: "Do you believe it or not? Today I cured Mrs. Jia Zhang. Tomorrow she will spread the word that I tricked her into eating shit and drinking urine. Is she a vicious villain? Not only will she not remember my good deeds, but she will also scold me everywhere and ruin my reputation. I know that this kind of person will repay her kindness with revenge, so why should I save her? Just let her lie there, anyway, she will be fine after venting for a few days.

Well, after inducing vomiting and taking a bath, I will go to give the needles, drink rice soup for a day tomorrow, and by this time in the evening, I will be able to run around the yard. "

Qin Huairu was very moved when she heard this, she wished that this wicked mother-in-law would suffer more, as long as her son Bang Gan could recover.

It's just that she can't take this idea, so she can only go back and tell Jia Dongxu and Yi Zhonghai.

They were standing at the door of Jia's house, and Jia Zhang inside could actually hear them.

Yi Zhonghai was in some trouble. What Li Yuan said, he knew without thinking, it would definitely happen.

Mr. Jia Zhang is a dog-faced person. He will fall out when he says he will fall out, and he will not remember it well even if he gets it.

But at this moment, she should know the stakes...

Yi Zhonghai said to Jia Zhang who was holding up the body on the kang: "Sister-in-law, this is what happened. Bangge must be cured, otherwise, even if he can survive two days, his child will be severely damaged and unable to be raised. If it is good, your body bones will become weaker and weaker in the future, which is not a trivial matter. You have to make your own decision. But one thing is, you can't settle the old score after it is cured. Otherwise, there are many ways for people to take advantage of you. "

He always firmly believed that this fuss was caused by Li Yuan.

Although Qin Huairu wished that Jia Zhang could be killed, she still had to persuade her, because if she could not die, or half die, she would be the unlucky one.

She had to wash away the feces and urine for the rest of her life, and she was disgusted to death, so she said: "Mom, it is better to suffer a little now than to suffer a big punishment in the future. You are not in good health, and you have not stopped taking painkillers. What if your vitality is damaged? What can you do?" "

Jia Zhang's bitch glared at Qin Huairu, and even though she was weak, she couldn't hide her anger and said: "You have to serve me even if I can't move, and you have to carry my shit and urinate for me!"

Qin Huairu was about to cry, and Jia Dongxu said impatiently: "No one will help you carry your excrement and urine. It may be fine, so why do you have to fall there? You still have to take care of Xiaodang."

Jia Zhang heard her son's words and said sadly in her heart: "Okay, cure, cure!"

Yi Zhonghai said to Qin Huairu: "Banggen mother, go tell Li Yuan quickly."

Qin Huairu hurriedly went to talk, but Li Yuan did not agree immediately, and said with a smile: "I won't talk about the medical fee. We are all neighbors in the same hospital, and there is no reason to ask for money. But that bowl of braised pork is I left it for the deaf old lady in the backyard, and I didn't even want to eat it. You have to get the meat money and the meat tickets from this bowl, otherwise I won't feel happy. If I don't feel happy, the acupuncture will not be stable, and it won't be cured."

Qin Huairu was dumbfounded and looked at Li Yuan with tears in her eyes, saying, "Yuanzi, look at the situation at my sister's house. How can she possibly have such money?"

With Chu Chu's pitiful appearance, Li Yuan was able to defend himself, sneered silently, and looked like there was no need to discuss it, but Silly Zhu couldn't stand it anymore, his heart was beating wildly, and he just wanted to tell Li Yuan to let him go. , it can be seen that Li Yuan's eyes were half-smiling, and the words were stuck in his throat. He clapped his hands and said: "Yes! I gave the meat money and meat tickets to Sister Qin, okay?"

On the side, Xu Damao winked and cursed "big fool". Li Yuan was so happy that he said, "It's done! No matter who gives it, it will be done."

One of them wants to die and the other wants to be buried. Will Li Yuan stop them?

Block the ball! He stopped someone but blamed him instead...

Silly Zhu would also comfort himself, and said with a smile: "Anyway, you are feeding the old lady in the backyard, even if I have to show my filial piety!"

Li Yuan said: "Brother Zhuzi, you are not only showing your filial piety, but you also have to make great efforts for your sister Qin. Bang Gang and Jia Zhang, please hurry up and drink Huanglong soup. Mix it in a ratio of one to two. , open your teeth and pour it in, the big one fills a large bowl, the small one half of the bowl. Then induce vomiting, and when they have vomited completely, bathe them with hot water, be sure to quickly.

After it's clean, I'll do the acupuncture. I won't have diarrhea tonight. Bang Gian'er will eat rice soup for one day tomorrow, and Jia Zhang will eat rice water for three days. All will be well. When eating rice soup, don’t get any fishy meat on it, remember? Okay, let's get started. "

Xu Damao couldn't stop laughing at the side. He didn't want to be suddenly grabbed by Silly Zhu's neck with one hand and carried into Jia's house. He stared at him several times and tried to rush out the door, but he was dragged back every time.

The courtyard of the central courtyard was already full of people, and they were all laughing like crazy at this moment.

Jia Dongxu stamped his feet and cursed, and asked Yi Zhonghai to rush into the house. Yi Zhonghai waved to everyone in the courtyard and said, "Okay, it's okay if you don't help the neighbors if they are in trouble. Can you make fun of people?"

Wang Erkui's family has always been at odds with the Jia family. Wang Erkui's wife smiled and said, "Master, you can't laugh at people, but you can laugh at thieves, right?"

Everyone cheered and yelled: "That's it!"

Yi Zhonghai said angrily: "Shut up! If this matter spreads out and affects the evaluation of our courtyard this year and loses the honor of the model courtyard, then who will be the sinner of our courtyard! Hurry home and get the hot water Bring them all and quickly clear things up..."

As soon as he finished speaking, Jia Zhang, who had just agreed, was heard screaming like a slaughtered pig: "I don't want it! Don't come over, I don't eat shit... Ouch! Ouch!! I don't... Ouch! Save... life...!"

Everyone in the courtyard was laughing like crazy, and then, amidst Yi Zhonghai's scoldings, they scattered back home and quickly picked up the thermos bottles to continue watching the fun...

Half an hour later, the stench in Jia's house was overwhelming, but the screaming finally stopped.

Xu Damao stumbled out as if he had been ruined by five hundred strong men. His hair and clothes were messy, his eyes were empty and lifeless, and he was in tears.

Liu Guangqi and Yan Jiecheng who stood with Li Yuan were dancing happily!

Silly Zhu was much better, maybe because he had cleaned up the pigs a lot, he became resistant, his face turned pale, and he helped Qin Huairu clean up all kinds of pickled excrement and vomit.

Jia Dongxu's eyes were a little angry as he watched Silly Zhu busy around Qin Huairu, but when he was asked to sort it out by himself, he felt that he couldn't do those dirty things.

I was annoyed before and after, and I could only endure it with resentment, thinking that I would deal with this idiot later!

Jia Zhang and Bang Gang waited until they almost rolled their eyes after vomiting, then they finally vomited completely.

Yi Zhonghai invited the first aunt, second aunt, third aunt and several women to come in and help Qin Huairu rinse Jia Zhang and Bang Gen.

Silly Zhu walked up to Li Yuan, grinned and said, "Brother, what happens next is up to you."

Li Yuan stretched out his hand to refuse, saying: "Please go wash it first and change your clothes, the smell is too strong."

Silly Zhu's face darkened, he lowered his head and smelled it, retched, and quickly went to clean it up.

Another half an hour later, the door of Jia's house was opened again, and Da Ma and others rushed out, almost fainting from the smell.

Yi Zhonghai urged Li Yuan, "Li Yuan, go in and give the needle."

Li Yuan shook his head with a smile, and the silly Zhu who came over after changing his clothes asked puzzledly, "What do you say?"

Li Yuandao: "Sanse the smell."

Silly Zhu said "Hi" and said: "Brother, you've already worked hard, so don't be so particular about it! Don't jump in there anymore, Sister Qin has to wash it again."

Li Yuan chuckled when he heard this, making Silly Zhu feel a little embarrassed. He didn't dare to scold Li Yuan at this time, so he could only glare and scold Yan Jiecheng, Liu Guangtian, Yan Jiefang and other younger guys: "Sun thief, what kind of fun are you having? Do you have any?" Have some sympathy?"

Yan Jiecheng and the others were afraid that he would be generous, so they didn't talk back.

However, Li Yuan was willing to chat with them about the latest happenings in school and on the street. It was almost twenty minutes before he entered Jia's house and practiced silver needle acupuncture for an hour.

This is a rare opportunity. Generally speaking, doctors of his age are not trusted by patients, and there are not many opportunities to perform acupuncture.

This is similar to western medicine. There are very few opportunities for young doctors to perform the operation. Who would not hope to be able to perform the operation one day?

What a rare opportunity to have ready-made patients lying there for injections!

Therefore, Li Yuan treasured the various acupuncture points on the human body and tested various acupuncture methods. Sometimes Jia Zhang's bitch eyes would roll their eyes when they were pierced...

It wasn't until the people outside became anxious and Qin Huairu, who was standing on the side of the kang, became increasingly suspicious, that Li Yuan started to perform the acupuncture seriously. Five minutes later, the old man and the young man, who had been working hard all day, fell into a deep sleep.

Only then did Li Yuan close the needle, he opened the door and turned to leave without paying attention to Yi Zhonghai and Jia Dongxu.

Young people in the new era have to be like this, to be good people and good deeds without leaving credit or fame.

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