Rebirth in the leisurely life of the red age

Amidst Si Zhu's scolding, Li Yuan listened to Xu Damao's emotional and gloating statement. He comforted He Yuyu a few words, then looked in the direction of Jia's house, and laughed and said, "Doesn't that sound irritating to you?" ? But you can’t control people who are willing to do it. Can you take care of it? Comrade He Yuzhu really doesn’t want to give it, who can take it away? So, I advise you to mind your own business. "

The Jia family may have heard these words. After a while, Banggeng actually walked out, his stomach full of food.

He felt good, looked at Li Yuan and called "Uncle Yuanzi".

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Banggan, why didn't you catch the mouse and cut its tail?"

Now the campaign to eradicate the Four Pests has begun, with the main focus starting from students.

Once the students start, they can naturally mobilize the adults to actively take action...

Then there will be streets, compounds, factories, etc., all of which will start with a bang, which involves the issue of evaluating excellence and advanced.

It's also good luck that so many people are hunting rats, but no large-scale plague has occurred...

In a few days, the people who go around the streets to collect the tails of rats should be here.

After all, ordinary people and children from poor families can catch mice and cut their tails. How can children in large courtyards, children from wealthy families, children of intellectuals, and families of important units do such unhygienic and unsafe things? Can only pay for...

They could also afford to pay, a dime a string, which was considered a sky-high price in an era when the minimum monthly living expenses per capita was five yuan.

Fruit candies in the supply and marketing cooperative cost a penny each, and the one hundred small firecrackers loved by boys only cost two strings of rat tails.

That's why Li Yuan was surprised that Banggeng didn't catch the mouse.

Banggeng said depressedly: "My mother didn't tell me to play with fire, and my father didn't give me money to buy a small whip. Some of our classmates used small whips to blow up their nests, and they caught a whole nest at once." His tone was envious and warm. Resentment.

At this time, Jia Dongxu held a piece of yellow paper in his hand and left the house. He only nodded to Li Yuan without saying anything, and walked out of the courtyard in a hurry.

The hens today are too fat and have too much oil.

They rarely eat oily and fishy food, and they eat it so hard that their stomachs can't stand it for a while, and they get upset.

But even so, it’s worth it, it smells so good!

After staring at Jia Dongxu's back thoughtfully for a while, Li Yuan turned back to Banggeng and said, "There are no firecrackers... Then you wait a moment."

With that said, he went back to his room and rummaged through the cabinet for a while, then took a bunch of firecrackers and a larger one with a very long twist in his hand.

He called Banggeng in. When Banggeng saw what was in Li Yuan's hand, his eyes almost popped out of his head and he swallowed ferociously.

Li Yuan took another box of matches and said, "I forgot to take it back when I went home during the Chinese New Year. It's just for you to play with. This small whip can be used to blow up mice, and the big one is called a cannon. Don't plug the mouse holes, otherwise it will become a cannonball." It's easy to hurt people. You can throw it somewhere else, throw it into a bigger hole and run away, do you understand?"

Banggeng nodded desperately and looked at Li Yuan as if he were his own father.

Silly Zhu was quite happy to see him at the side. He felt that with such an relaxation, Sister Qin would no longer blame him for not letting BangGeng take advantage of him just now, so he smiled and warned: "BangGeng, let's just play. You are not allowed to throw it into the toilet, remember?"

This guy actually likes stick memes. He can enter the house and browse at will...

Xu Damao said mischievously: "Banggen, did you hear what your silly father said? Your silly father is closer to you than your biological father. You must remember his words. Your silly father loves you."

Liu Guangqi also joined in the fun and said with a smile: "Yes, your stupid dad loves you and won't let you blow up the toilet. You will be covered in shit and have to be washed by your mother. How tiring it is. Hahaha!"

"You fart!"

After Banggeng finished cursing, he walked away angrily while carrying firecrackers.

Qin Huairu came out, glared at Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi and said, "You two adults bully a child, how shameless are you?"

She ate the least, just a little soup, but nothing happened.

Xu Damao wanted to say something else, but Silly Zhu transformed into the god of war and walked out with a rolling pin in hand, scolding: "Sun thief, if you talk nonsense again today, do you believe me when I let you go into the toilet and take a shower?"

Li Yuan felt his teeth grinding when he saw this, look at this dog's unlucky character!

The key is that it doesn't matter if he really wants to break the shoes. Otherwise, he just likes him without any regrets and pays willingly...

Li Yuan smiled at Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi and said, "Okay, I think my brother and the others will be here soon. Let's go to the entrance of the alley to greet them."

Silly Zhu hurriedly echoed: "That's right! Are you just waiting to eat when you open your mouth? Get out of here, get out of here, and work hard!"

Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi cursed under their breaths and followed Li Yuan out.

Qin Huairu stood at the door until a certain figure disappeared and then turned around. She saw a dark and old face, clearly in her twenties, but looking as ugly as her thirties or forties, and her mood suddenly changed. She was beautiful, but she was used to being a good person, not to mention that she had just snatched someone's hen, so she nodded with a smile, turned around and entered the house.

Hey!

For Shazhu, with this look back and a smile, everything is worth it! !

What kind of hens, what kind of fights (suffers), attacks (beats), it doesn’t matter!

Humming a little tune and continuing to work...

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Nowadays, most courtyard houses do not have toilets. Only a handful of courtyard houses were able to connect to sewerage when the capital was combing underground pipes in 1955.

The vast majority of courtyards and large courtyards have public toilets, usually located at the entrance of alleyways, making it easier for excrement trucks and excrement workers to clean them.

Therefore, there is a passage behind the public toilet and a small opening in the cement roof above the cesspool.

In the past, naughty children would throw stones in, but because the opening was surrounded by stinky feces spots, there weren't many naughty ones here. It was too dirty and smelly.

But he said that after Bangge came out of the courtyard, he became more and more angry along the way.

On weekdays, Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang and Liu Guangfu always bullied him and laughed at Silly Zhu for liking his mother.

Does a bitch like Silly Zhu deserve to like his mother?

Xu Damao and Liu Guangqi were talking nonsense again today and asked him to listen to Silly Zhu.

These people are all bad, and they even say that Silly Zhu is his stupid father, which is all bullshit!

Who is Silly Zhu, how can he deserve to be his father?

His father is Jia Dongxu. Even if his father is not Jia Dongxu, he should be... someone like Li Yuan!

Huh, he won't listen to Silly Zhu.

Silly Zhu didn't let him blow up the toilet, but he did so anyway. Silly Zhu was nothing! !

He took out a matchbox from his pocket and looked at a bunch of small whips and a big one in his hand.

Originally, he was reluctant to use the big open-door cannon, but he had to listen to Li Yuan's words. He couldn't use the open-door cannon to blow up mouse holes. It was dangerous.

Forget it, let’s just blow shit up.

Maybe because he was dizzy with anger, he gritted his teeth, struck the match with a "stab" sound, twisted the cannon, lit it, and threw it into the hole.

He is also smart. After lighting it, he turns around and runs away.

I don't want to just rush out and bump into someone and fall to the ground.

Xu Damao staggered when he was hit. He let out an "ouch", raised his face and covered his waist and cursed: "Little bastard, are you ambushing your Grandpa Xu? See if I don't..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud "Duang" sound. Xu Damao's head shrank in fright and his legs became weak.

But when he discovered that his long horse's face was covered with countless dark yellow and smelly raindrops, his eyes nearly popped out, and he let out a shrill scream and roared: "Bangjeng!!"

Banggeng was also frightened. He even suspected that what Li Yuan gave him was not a cannon but an atomic bomb!

He was also covered in feces and urine, and was so frightened that he started crying...

Li Yuan and Liu Guangqi were more lucky. When they heard the noise, they immediately crouched behind the wall and hid faster without being sprayed.

At this moment, looking at the two shit-yellow adults and children, I started to feel happy...

But the worst thing at this time is not Xu Damao and Bangge, but the people squatting in the toilet!

Fortunately, it's not dinner time yet. Except for the Jia family, who was afraid that Li Yuan would come back and want the chicken back, so they cooked a big pot before dinner time, most people in the alley were waiting to eat, and their stomachs were empty. , naturally there are not many squatters.

But not without...

Five minutes ago, Jia Dongxu entered the public toilet and squatted down with a newspaper in his hand, only to find that the person squatting in the pit was actually the first uncle Yi Zhonghai. He smiled and thanked: "Master, thank you for upholding justice today. I wanted to give him You and my aunt took half of it, but my mother...well, I can't help it. I have wanted to send her back to the countryside many times, but when I think of you always teaching me to respect the elderly, I can't help it."

Yi Zhonghai felt a little worried after hearing this, and said with a smile: "It's just a bite to eat, what's the big deal? Dongxu, don't argue with your mother. As an old man, there are no bad parents in the world."

In the women's room next door, Mrs. Jia Zhang was relieved when she heard this, but she also felt a little regretful. She should have poured a bowl of chicken soup and sent it over.

But I have already finished drinking it, and there is no point in thinking about it. It has already come out now, and Yi Zhonghai will definitely not want it again.

Thinking a little disgustingly, Jia Zhang covered her mouth and laughed secretly...

Jia Dongxu responded: "Master, you are right. I won't send my mother back to the countryside. Master, Li Yuan invited me to his house for dinner in the morning. I really don't want to go. I had a fight with Silly Zhu before. In fact, It's not because he bullies Banggeng, it's because he doesn't listen to his master.

That bitch Li Yuan doesn't know how to respect the elderly and is rude to you, Master. Silly Zhu actually calls him brother and sister. He eats and drinks all day long and is almost like a brother. He is also a heartless person. I used to be very good with him, but he actually peeked at Huairu every day!

I don’t understand, how could a good person become like this? Did you learn it from Li Yuan? "

Yi Zhonghai sighed and said: "I don't know either, but it must be under the influence of Li Yuan. Otherwise, he will not listen to my words."

Jia Dongxu lowered his voice and said: "Master, is there any way to cure that kid? He is too rampant, and he uses small favors to win people's hearts. The third uncle also claims to be an intellectual, and Li Yuan always asks the third aunt to bring back the leftover soup. , he fawned over him like a pug, and he was not embarrassed! The second uncle thought that Li Yuan was a cadre. Although he was just a clerk now, he said that Li Yuan would definitely become a department-level cadre in the future. In addition, Liu Guangqi and Li Yuan were good friends, so the second uncle The uncle is also facing that way.

Master, if you don't dispel this trend, if you talk in the courtyard from now on, someone will dare to stab you and do something wrong. "

Yi Zhonghai pondered for a while and said softly: "As long as it's fair, it doesn't matter who is right or not... However, that kid has a wicked temper and is not a fair person. Many things in the courtyard are related to him and are all instigated by him behind his back, including Zhu Zhu. .

It's easy for the second uncle to handle it. As long as he finds out that he, the second uncle, is not interested in it, he will turn around. Your second uncle has always wanted to be an official, so he just lives on this. Yanbu Gui's side is also easier. You can get him over with just some benefits.

But I have to think carefully about how to deal with that kid. It's best to think of a way, back and forth, to knock him down so that he can never get up again. "

Jia Dongxu said excitedly: "Yes, that's it!"

Before Li Yuan got up, he was the core of the younger generation in the compound. Now that he has been marginalized, how can he not be jealous?

There was no one else in the toilet, so the master and apprentice began to discuss how to deal with Li Yuan.

Just when I was thinking about working hard, I suddenly heard some movement from under the latrine. I didn't pay attention at first, thinking that the person next door was defecating and peeing, but the old man suddenly felt something was wrong. Why was there still a "chichi" sound? It seemed like something was lit...

He lowered his head and looked down...

"BANG!!"

Of course, the open-door cannon is not that powerful. If it is winter and the feces and urine are frozen together, it will be fine, it will just make a sound.

But it is early spring now, and everything is coming back to life. Even the old feces and urine in public toilets are beginning to thaw.

It doesn't matter if it thaws, the biogas is also released.

Fortunately, the weather is not too hot yet, it has just thawed a bit, and there is not much methane gas.

But despite this, the explosion still filled the pit with excrement and urine gushing out.

Think about it, even Xu Damao standing so far away was covered in excrement by the goddess's flowers, let alone the three people directly above the turret...

Yi Zhonghai can be said to be the worst. As soon as he lowered his head to see what was going on, a guy named "Duang" sprayed out his feces and urine. Not only his buttocks were muddled, his face was also muddled. He was completely stunned!

who I am……

where am I……

What's wrong with me……

As for Jia Dongxu and the Jia Zhang family next door, they were not much better. Massive amounts of feces and urine flew up, like scattered bullets...

It's not over yet, those hard old shit underneath are exploding like grenade fragments!

Especially for Mrs. Jia Zhang, she didn't know where the hard shit went. She screamed in pain and fell down as soon as her legs softened.

Thanks to her bloated body and thick clothing, she didn't fall and got stuck and screamed.

Although Yi Zhonghai next door had a face full of shit, he was strong and strong. When he leaned back in a daze, he still knew the danger and grabbed the stone slabs on both sides of the pit with both hands.

But Jia Dongxu, who was emptied out by the woman and was thinner, was miserable. His foot slipped and he fell into the pit.

Fortunately among misfortunes, the public toilet was pumped out just before yesterday. It only accumulated three days of fresh feces and was bombarded, so it was not deep. Even the methane gas was exhausted, and the poison was not strong.

But after all, I rolled around in the feces and swallowed a few mouthfuls...

"Come on, come on!"

"Help!"

Jia Zhang's sharp and harsh voice came out, and Li Yuan knew that there must be an accident. He and Liu Guangqi looked at each other, and said to Xu Damao quickly: "Quickly, I will send you and Banggeng home."

Xu Damao was also a traitor. He knew that he would have to do dirty work if he didn't leave, so he didn't bother to clean up the sticks. He even pulled a handful of sticks from the dumbfounded boy and said, "Run away quickly. The people inside will beat you to death when they come out."

Banggeng reacted in a flash and ran towards the courtyard with the three adults.

He ran home in one breath, and when he arrived at the door of the courtyard, Li Yuan taught him: "Don't talk about setting off the firecrackers, have you taken off the string of whips yet?"

BangGeng is confused, can this be saved?

He looked at Li Yuan with expectation in his eyes and nodded desperately.

Li Yuan smiled and said: "That's fine. Except for your uncles, no one knows that there is a cannon. As long as you don't recognize it and kill it with a series of cannons, then no one can do anything. Just talk to the three of them when you go back. I went out with my uncle, preparing to blow up a mouse nest, but I didn’t expect that I got injured halfway, so I came back to change my clothes, remember?”

Banggeng looked at Li Yuan as if he were his own father, nodded heavily and said: "Uncle Yuanzi, I've written it down!!"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Go ahead, you are such a good boy! Uncle Yuan Zi takes good care of you!"

I sincerely praise him. If this boy hadn't been so brave, he would have taken action himself. Now it's just right!

However, this alone is not the end...

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