Rebirth in the leisurely life of the red age

In the evening, every household had finished their dinner.

Before it got completely dark, a hundred or so people from the courtyard came to the middle courtyard with small benches and chairs to wait.

After Li Yuan came out of the backyard with a smile and a lunch box, He Yuzhu said happily: "Brother, why are you coming out alone?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Look at what you said, why can I carry a wife out in the backyard? Brother Damao hasn't married a wife yet."

Xu Damao laughed and scolded: "Yuanzi, what are you talking about? Whether I get a wife or not is none of your business!"

He Yuzhu laughed and said happily: "I thought you carried the old lady out after all, otherwise this braised pork meal would have been in vain?"

Li Yuan said angrily: "Don't mention it! When it comes to eating meat, the old lady has a sharp ear and eyes, and she really listens to everything she says. But when it comes to asking her to come out to help ward off demons, she can't hear anything. Come on. Come on! Can’t you just come out alone?”

A group of people burst into laughter. Xu Damao raised his horse face and said with a twitching smile: "Yuanzi, I have told you so many times! There are no good people except me in this courtyard. Don't you believe it..."

"Robinson Sun, what are you talking about? Do you dare to say that the old lady is not a good person? Do you believe that I will beat you up?"

Silly Zhu changed his face, waved his fist and threatened.

Xu Damao made a "cut" sound and said disdainfully: "You stupid Zhu are the most stupid thing!"

Silly Zhu stepped forward and punched.

Xu Damao shrank his head and hid, but failed to sit firmly on the stool and fell backwards.

Silly Zhu laughed and cursed: "Look at what a bear you are!" He kicked his foot again.

Xu Damao was screaming, and Xu's father was obviously angry, but before he could turn his back and speak, he heard Yi Zhonghai shout: "Zhuzhu, that's it! How old are you? Are you still treating your two brothers as children? We beat them all day long. , Those who know say you two are childhood friends, but those who don’t know think you are enemies! You two should grow up!"

Silly Zhu laughed, and Yi Zhonghai said again: "Don't just play with Xu Damao. Don't you have a very good relationship with Li Yuan? Play with Li Yuan more often, so that others won't think you only bully Damao."

Li Yuan smiled and said: "I agreed in advance. It's not that I can't afford to play. It's because I was weak since I was a child, so the brothers above have taken good care of me. If you don't believe me, ask Qin Huairu, who dares to lay a finger on me in Qinjiazhuang? Head? I was beaten, and my seven brothers could break out their teeth one by one. No one can persuade me. They are all from the same compound, so don’t blame me for being unpredicted when the time comes."

A group of people looked at Qin Huairu with a smile. Qin Huairu nodded helplessly. Yi Zhonghai twitched his lips and said, "Then your family really can't afford to have fun. Isn't it normal for brothers to have fun with each other?"

Li Yuan shrugged and said, "If you can't afford it, then you can't afford it. How dangerous is this punching, kicking, and bumping? If you hurt the kidney meridian and don't notice it for a moment, you won't even know that you will become a destitute person in the future."

"you!!"

Yi Zhonghai's face suddenly darkened, thinking that Li Yuan was deliberately scolding him for being extinct.

Of course, he didn't think he was wrong.

Li Yuan looked at him with a smile and said that this old dog is a treacherous and evil person... but that's not true.

Anyway, the trap only traps Silly Zhu, and it has nothing to do with others.

It's just that this old man is used to controlling everything because he is a respected eighth-level worker in the factory and a respected master in the compound.

The sudden appearance of a young man who jumped out of the Three Realms and was not among the Five Elements became a thorn in his side, and he always wanted to suppress him quickly.

However, Li Yuan did not tolerate him, and he suffered a lot in recent years.

Of course, I wasn't ready to completely break up with him.

It is to remain in a state of being about to be torn, but never broken.

This state is the best state for pulling wool!

What's the point of breaking up? He had no intention of saving Silly Zhu.

To the left and right were some ordinary people from the alley and courtyard, all just teasing and having fun.

Seeing Yi Zhonghai trembling with anger, Li Yuan smiled and said: "Oh! Master, please don't misunderstand me. I'm not saying that you are dead. Besides, I can't talk about you. Last year, I checked the pulse of Aunt Ma. , I found that except for my bad heart, everything else was fine. Of course, the heart is the master of the body, and the kidneys are the source of sex. The two are closely related and influence each other. So during this little year, I have been looking up ancient prescriptions. Son, let’s see if we can find a good recipe to nourish Auntie.

As long as your heart is well nourished, you two are only in your early forties, so there is no problem in having a biological child! So from the bottom of my heart, I have never thought of you as a homeless person, and you shouldn’t think too much about it. "

Yi Zhonghai was stunned and looked at Li Yuan in disbelief.

Will he be so good?

Silly Zhu said happily: "Brother, good job!" After saying that, he glanced at Yi Zhonghai. He was not really stupid, so it was obvious that Yi Zhonghai disliked his little brother.

In Shazhu's view, there is really no need for that.

They are so noisy with each other, why should they really be enemies?

The aunt couldn't believe it either, so she stood up and said tremblingly: "Yuanzi, what you said...is it true?"

Li Yuan smiled and said: "Mom, did you forget that I gave you the pulse last year?"

The aunt shook her head again and again, "I've never forgotten, I just..."

As he spoke, tears fell.

In these years, the pressure on a woman to have no offspring is completely unimaginable and incomprehensible to future generations.

Seeing the old couple's expressions of emotion, even Yi Zhonghai was about to say something soft, but then he heard Li Yuan say again: "Auntie, I will do my best here. It can take as little as one year, or as long as three years. , no more than five years at the latest, it will definitely be ready for you. But to be honest, the fertility of men and women does not all depend on the woman. Think about it, if the seeds are not good, no matter how fertile the land is, there will be no seedlings, right? ..."

"Li Yuan!!"

Yi Zhonghai was really furious. At this moment, he completely "saw" Li Yuan's evil intentions. This bad boy was actually so vicious and wanted to classify him as "unable".

Now that this news is going to be spread outside, does he still have the face to see people?

Look, the whole yard is commotion now!

Li Yuan looked at Yi Zhonghai, who was about to explode on the spot, and smiled again: "Master, I am not talking nonsense. If you don't believe it, you can go to a big hospital and ask. There are many cases of infertile children there. I am here to investigate. However, at least 30% to 40% of it is because of men’s problems..."

This twist and turn made the second uncle Liu Haizhong almost go crazy with joy.

His biggest wish in this life is to become an official, and he is almost crazy about this. He hates that no one appreciates his talent and ambition, and he is not even allowed to be a team leader.

It was not easy for him to be the boss in charge of the courtyard, but he was still the second boss and was suppressed by Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai was not only one level higher than him in worker level, but also more sophisticated in his skills. He shouted slogans loudly, but Liu Haizhong himself was confused as soon as he opened his mouth... He really couldn't handle it.

But he was confused again and knew that this stall was a good opportunity. He coughed dryly and said in the private discussion: "Old Yi, I think what Li Yuan said is right. You still have to believe in science. Your family is extremely poor. , It’s not necessarily the eldest mother’s problem, is it? I have wronged my sister-in-law for too many years, and as the second uncle of our hospital, I can’t bear it..."

Seeing Yi Zhonghai's face turned red and trembling, his eyes red and on the verge of explosion, Li Yuan coughed dryly and stopped, saying, "Don't get me wrong, even if it's the man's problem, it doesn't mean it's all the man's fault. Because men lack great virtue, they are born to be extinct.

On the contrary, in the vast majority of cases the men were very respectable. Because they all participated in heavy labor and suffered injuries in selfless work.

But even if they were injured, they would only treat it as a minor injury. They would not step into the line of fire even if they were slightly injured.

For the sake of national construction and social progress, they have consequences that will last a lifetime.

They are great and respectable. They sacrificed themselves but benefited society.

In the face of such a laudable worker comrade, whoever dares to mock him as an old eunuch or a homeless person is a bad guy who is destroying construction, and we must not let him go! ! "

"well said!"

Silly Zhu was not really a fool. Hearing these knife-like words made him twitch. After glancing at Li Yuan, he had to stand up and loudly apologize: "Whoever dares to fart will have to beat his grandma! It's not like Juehu is not Born, who wants to die?"

Yi Zhonghai looked at the figure of Silly Zhu jumping up and down, his heart was ashamed, he was as stupid as a pig...

At this time, you can’t recognize it at all!

He really felt powerless for a while, and he confirmed again that he was right, a scholar, really sinister!

Let him say good things and irony, but regardless of good things and irony, they are all teasing and ruining words, and people will thank him after saying them?

What Li Yuan said is of course correct in principle, but who lives by the principle in the life of ordinary people?

The more you talk about these high-sounding big words, the more people think about it in a private way.

If you think about it with your buttocks, you can tell that within tonight, the entire compound will be discussing the fact that Yi Zhonghai is an eunuch. Within three days, there will be more than 10,000 people in the steel rolling mill and on the streets, and no one will not laugh about it.

Too vicious!

After Yi Zhonghai took a deep look at Li Yuan, he gritted his teeth and said: "Thank you Li Yuan for taking care of our family. Okay, tomorrow is Sunday. My aunt and I will go to the big hospital to register and see where it is. There is a problem. Go back and open the certificate again, let’s not talk about it today..."

Li Yuan secretly gave a thumbs up. After all, is it the steward who has grown up after years of struggle? He said it openly and got a certificate tomorrow, and the embarrassment was resolved in no time?

As for the authenticity... Who can go to the hospital to ask the authenticity after picking up other people's certificates?

As long as he refuses to admit it, this storm will pass slowly.

Besides such a proof, the hospital will not tell outsiders whether it is true or not...

High, really high!

But so what?

With Xu Damao around, I don't have to worry that these words won't spread throughout Sijiu City.

Seeing the negative emotions +299 from Yi Zhonghai continuously appearing in his mind, Li Yuan felt it was worth it!

"Everyone is seated, let's have a formal meeting. Let me tell you, the reason for this meeting today is because when I got off work, I saw the street director Wang getting angry in the courtyard. Why? Because of some trivial things! I will set the tone first, and then the courtyard Matters in the courtyard should be solved in the courtyard! If there is no major matter of murder or arson, no one is allowed to go out on the street to talk nonsense! How big of a problem cannot be solved by our own people in the courtyard? If this delays the evaluation of the advanced courtyards in our courtyard. , then I will never spare him!"

Yi Zhonghai had hatred in his heart, and what he said was impassioned and high-pitched. Not to mention, it really aroused his emotions.

Although everyone knows that Jiazhang's moth was the cause, but Jiazhang's moth will not make the compound lose the honor of advanced courtyard, and will not make each family lose two taels of sesame oil. The rest, what does it have to do with them ?

Furthermore, Yi Zhonghai would help a few poor households almost every month, even if he only gave a few catties of stick noodles, said a few words of comfort, and borrowed a few dollars, the money he had saved over the years was enough to make him respond immediately.

"Shouldn't that be right? What kind of street are you looking for?"

"I think they are not of the same mind as our compound, and they treat themselves as outsiders!"

"Move out when you're an outsider, don't disturb us!"

"Hey, if we don't enter the compound this year, I'm going to curse!"

There were sounds of crusade, and the faces looked terrible.

But what makes Yi Zhonghai a little dissatisfied is that Li Yuan still has that damn smile on his face, just like a fucking white-faced fox, and he is so annoying!

Seeing Yi Zhonghai looking over, Li Yuan actually smiled and nodded. This was really fucked.

Naturally, he didn't know that Li Yuan was sincerely thanking him.

The surging negative emotions, seeing that the value in his mind was about to exceed the 4,000 mark, made Li Yuan confident that there would be four prizes tonight!

He was even regretting that he couldn't hold a hospital-wide meeting every day. Such good opportunities only came a few times a year, otherwise he would have become prosperous long ago!

Li Yuan secretly calculated in his heart that he could not let his life be too peaceful. Only by making waves could he live a good life...

"Li Yuan, what do you want to review? You can talk about it carefully and let everyone comment on it to help you correct your attitude."

Seeing Li Yuan suddenly lost his mind, Yi Zhonghai became more and more dissatisfied and spoke.

Li Yuan came back to his senses, his face was a little heavy, his eyes swept over the people in the courtyard, and after seeing many different expressions, he said in a deep voice: "I'm very guilty, I'm ashamed, and I blame myself! It's all my fault, I didn't Being able to stop Jia Zhang’s nonsense immediately..."

"You fart!!"

Jia Zhang, who was watching the excitement and was secretly preparing to grab the key for a while, was suddenly hit by an arrow. He was frightened and angry, and cursed loudly: "What does it have to do with me? I didn't ask Director Wang to come, you short-lived ghost!" , Don’t accuse people unfairly!”

Li Yuan pointed at her and said loudly: "Did you see that, in front of Director Wang in the street, she opened her mouth and scolded like this, and it was the third master! Director Wang made a special trip today to take me back to the courtyard, not for the house, but for the house." Because she heard that there is such a shit-stirring stick in our courtyard, and because of some ulterior reasons, Jia Zhang can swear at people in the yard without restraint. What the old man and everyone said is too right, such a shock People in the street should fight her well!"

Jia Zhang was stunned, his tongue was tied up and he couldn't speak, while Jia Dongxu scolded angrily: "Sun thief, you don't want to spittle! You are the one who alarmed Director Wang!"

Li Yuan said with a straight face: "I'll put my words here today, don't do anything wrong, and don't be afraid of ghosts knocking on the door! It's easy to find out who alarmed Director Wang in the street. Let's go to Director Wang's house and ask now. . Jia Zhang and Jia Dongxu, do you dare to ask with me? The three masters of the hospital can also go together to witness and witness!"

Yi Zhonghai: "..."

It's not that the enemy is too strong, it's that our comrades are as stupid as pigs.

Heart tired.

If the Jia family didn't jump out, he would have plenty of ways to pin the charge on Li Yuanyuan, but how could he do it now?

Let this kid catch the flaw at once, alas...

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