Rebirth in the Urban World: I Am the Immortal King

"Damn it, it's you, you bastard!" Xu Yang became angry immediately and twisted the collar of Ji Wufeng's clothes.

"Don't do it, don't do it, we are all brothers, why are you doing this?" Yuan Dongdong immediately came over to persuade him.

"If you want to be a brother with him, you do it, I won't!"

Zhao Jiaolong glared and said: "This bastard picked up four beautiful girls when he first came here. He must have a good way to pick up girls. If he becomes a brother with us in the future and all the girls he meets are picked up by him, you will be special in four years of college." Then wait until you become a bachelor."

"That seems to be the case. All the girls have been picked up by him. Who should I pick up?"

Yuan Dongdong thought for a while, then he immediately understood. He suddenly pointed at Ji Wufeng and shouted righteously: "Hey, you scumbag, I have to teach you a lesson today, give me a beating!"

Ji Wufeng's face was filled with black lines. Damn, this is one of the top ten prestigious schools. Why are they all so out of tune? Or was he just too unlucky to have only three two hundred and fifty? ??

But he could tell that these three people were just joking and using this method to communicate their feelings.

Fighting in the front and drinking together in the back, isn't that what young men like to do the most?

Just when the three of them were about to take action, a man rushed in and shouted loudly: "Stop, whoever dares to touch my brother's hair, I will fight with him!"

Ji Wufeng's face turned even darker. It was actually Chu Jiangnan. How could this kid be like a dog-skin plaster? He even chased him to the dormitory.

"What are you doing here?" Ji Wufeng said speechlessly.

"Brother, of course I'm here to save you."

Chu Jiangnan puffed out his chest and said, "Brother, for the sake of my loyalty and coming to protect you, will you accept me?"

Zhao Jiaolong and the other three were stunned. You looked at me, I looked at you, and said, "Who is this idiot?"

"Whoever he is, since he is in the same group as this scumbag, let's beat him up first."

The three of them immediately put down Ji Wufeng and walked toward Chu Jiangnan with fierce expressions.

Being stared at by three people, Chu Jiangnan immediately trembled all over, retreated, and said with a smile: "Three brothers have something to say, please don't do anything yet."

"Bah, who the hell is your brother?" Zhao Jiaolong glared.

"That's wrong. You are my boss's sleeping brothers, so naturally we are brothers." Chu Jiangnan said.

"Who is sleeping with him? We are going to beat him up and kick him out." Xu Yang said.

"No, no, no, no, you must not beat him," Chu Jiangnan said.

Yuan Dongdong said solemnly: "Why can't you beat him? Scum and scum should be punished by everyone!"

"Oh, why are you so stupid? I am thinking about your future and lifelong happiness."

Chu Jiangnan stamped his feet and said, "Do you think I don't know that he is a scumbag? But why should I worship him as my elder brother?"

"Do we know? Maybe you are mentally ill?"

"You are so stupid," Chu Jiangnan said angrily.

"Damn it, you dare to scold us? Do you want to be beaten?" Zhao Jiaolong raised his fist and raised his eyebrows.

"What's wrong with scolding you? Don't you idiots deserve to be scolded?"

Chu Jiangnan hated iron and said: "Think about it carefully. He is so good at picking up girls. If he teaches us a few tricks, who will he fall in love with in the future?"

Something that can be easily grasped? "

"Nonsense, it's just because he is good at picking up girls. When the time comes, he picks up all the girls, leaving us with no girls to pick up, so we will beat him up." Yuan Dongdong said.

"Tch, with your kind of character, even if all the boys in the school die and only the girls are left, you still won't be able to pick up girls." Chu Jiangnan rolled his eyes.

"Damn it, you dare to make fun of me, blame him!" Yuan Dongdong said angrily.

However, Zhao Jiaolong and Xu Yang looked at each other, then scratched their heads and said, "He seems to be right. Whether you have girls or not seems to have nothing to do with you. You can't pick up girls anyway."

puff!

Yuan Dongdong made an exaggerated appearance of vomiting blood, pointed at them and said: "You are treating me like this, are you still brothers?"

Chu Jiangnan chuckled and said, "Think about it, no matter how good he is at picking up girls, what will happen? He can't pick up all the girls in the school, right? Even if he's done picking up girls, there are still some from outside the school."

The three people's eyes immediately lit up. It seemed that this was indeed true. If they could learn Ji Wufeng's method of picking up girls, would they still be afraid of beautiful girls?

Yuan Dongdong immediately became nervous and said, "It's over. We tried to beat him just now, but we offended him. What should we do now? Hey... what are you doing?"

Plop, plop...

Zhao Jiaolong and Xu Yang ran up to Ji Wufeng and knelt down on the ground with a bang. Then they cupped their fists and said, "Big brother, please accept my bow!"

Ji Wufeng chuckled and said, "You just wanted to beat me up and expel me from the dormitory."

"Brother, we bumped into him blindly just now. We were completely deceived by others."

Zhao Jiaolong pointed at Yuan Dongdong and said: "It's all this fat guy's fault. It really has nothing to do with us."

Xu Yang said even more righteously: "Brother, as long as you say a word, I will immediately kill this traitor!"

"You...you..."

Yuan Dongdong was so angry that he trembled all over and stamped his feet: "You are so unloyal. My father is the party secretary of our village. I have been in the officialdom for many years, but you actually dare to treat me like this..."

Everyone was stunned, and then looked at each other.

"Hahaha……"

Everyone couldn't help laughing. Zhao Jiaolong stood up from the ground, grabbed Ji Wufeng's shoulders and grinned: "Brother, you were joking just now, weren't you scared?"

Xu Yang looked at Yuan Dongdong and said: "Much better than this damn fat guy. I just heard that he was going to be beaten, and even the mother and children came out."

Yuan Dongdong ran to Ji Wufeng and said: "Brother, they are joking, but I am sincere. From now on, you will be my eldest brother, and my life-long happiness will be entrusted to my eldest brother's hands. "

"Damn it, fat man, what are you talking about? We are sincere too, brother, I will rely on you for my brother's happiness from now on."

In this way, Ji Wufeng unified the dormitory and became the eldest brother.

Chu Jiangnan laughed and said: "Everyone is really happy. I will be the host and set up a table tonight to celebrate the eldest brother's enthronement!"

"Yes, yes, we must set a table today to celebrate the eldest brother's ascension to the throne!"

While they were talking, the five people rushed out of the dormitory screaming. Ji Wufeng felt very comfortable. Although he had passed this age long ago, he still liked the feeling of being young, frivolous and high-spirited.

At that moment, Ji Wufeng raised his eyebrows and felt that his mood was actually a little more complete. "Damn it, it's you, you bastard!" Xu Yang became angry immediately and twisted the collar of Ji Wufeng's clothes.

"Don't do it, don't do it, we are all brothers, why are you doing this?" Yuan Dongdong immediately came over to persuade him.

"If you want to be a brother with him, you do it, I won't!"

Zhao Jiaolong glared and said: "This bastard picked up four beautiful girls when he first came here. He must have a good way to pick up girls. If he becomes a brother with us in the future and all the girls he meets are picked up by him, you will be special in four years of college." Then wait until you become a bachelor."

"That seems to be the case. All the girls have been picked up by him. Who should I pick up?"

Yuan Dongdong thought for a while, then he immediately understood. He suddenly pointed at Ji Wufeng and shouted righteously: "Hey, you scumbag, I have to teach you a lesson today, give me a beating!"

Ji Wufeng's face was filled with black lines. Damn, this is one of the top ten prestigious schools. Why are they all so out of tune? Or was he just too unlucky to have only three two hundred and fifty?

But he could tell that these three people were just joking and using this method to communicate their feelings.

Fighting in the front and drinking together in the back, isn't that what young men like to do the most?

Just when the three of them were about to take action, a man rushed in and shouted loudly: "Stop, whoever dares to touch my brother's hair, I will fight with him!"

Ji Wufeng's face turned even darker. It was actually Chu Jiangnan. How could this kid be like a dog-skin plaster? He even chased him to the dormitory.

"What are you doing here?" Ji Wufeng said speechlessly.

"Brother, of course I'm here to save you."

Chu Jiangnan puffed out his chest and said, "Brother, for the sake of my loyalty and coming to protect you, will you accept me?"

Zhao Jiaolong and the other three were stunned. You looked at me, I looked at you, and said, "Who is this idiot?"

"Whoever he is, since he is in the same group as this scumbag, let's beat him up first."

The three of them immediately put down Ji Wufeng and walked toward Chu Jiangnan with fierce expressions.

Being stared at by three people, Chu Jiangnan immediately trembled all over, retreated, and said with a smile: "Three brothers have something to say, please don't do anything yet."

"Bah, who the hell is your brother?" Zhao Jiaolong glared.

"That's wrong. You are my boss's sleeping brothers, so naturally we are brothers." Chu Jiangnan said.

"Who is sleeping with him? We are going to beat him up and kick him out." Xu Yang said.

"No, no, no, no, you must not beat him," Chu Jiangnan said.

Yuan Dongdong said solemnly: "Why can't you beat him? Scum and scum should be punished by everyone!"

"Oh, why are you so stupid? I am thinking about your future and lifelong happiness."

Chu Jiangnan stamped his feet and said, "Do you think I don't know that he is a scumbag? But why should I worship him as my elder brother?"

"Do we know? Maybe you are mentally ill?"

"You are so stupid," Chu Jiangnan said angrily.

"Damn it, you dare to scold us? Do you want to be beaten?" Zhao Jiaolong raised his fist and raised his eyebrows.

"What's wrong with scolding you? Don't you idiots deserve to be scolded?"

Chu Jiangnan hated the iron and said: "Think about it carefully, he is so good at picking up girls. If he teaches us a few tricks, who will he fall in love with in the future?"

Something that can be easily grasped? "

"Nonsense, it's just because he is good at picking up girls. When the time comes, he picks up all the girls, leaving us with no girls to pick up, so we will beat him up." Yuan Dongdong said.

"Tch, with your kind of character, even if all the boys in the school die and only the girls are left, you still won't be able to pick up girls." Chu Jiangnan rolled his eyes.

"Damn it, you dare to make fun of me, blame him!" Yuan Dongdong said angrily.

However, Zhao Jiaolong and Xu Yang looked at each other, then scratched their heads and said, "He seems to be right. Whether you have girls or not seems to have nothing to do with you. You can't pick up girls anyway."

puff!

Yuan Dongdong made an exaggerated appearance of vomiting blood, pointed at them and said: "You are treating me like this, are you still brothers?"

Chu Jiangnan chuckled and said, "Think about it, no matter how good he is at picking up girls, what will happen? He can't pick up all the girls in the school, right? Even if he's done picking up girls, there are still some from outside the school."

The three people's eyes immediately lit up. It seemed that this was indeed true. If they could learn Ji Wufeng's method of picking up girls, would they still be afraid of beautiful girls?

Yuan Dongdong immediately became nervous and said, "It's over. We tried to beat him just now, but we offended him. What should we do now? Hey... what are you doing?"

Plop, plop...

Zhao Jiaolong and Xu Yang ran up to Ji Wufeng and knelt down on the ground with a bang. Then they cupped their fists and said, "Big brother, please accept my bow!"

Ji Wufeng chuckled and said, "You just wanted to beat me up and expel me from the dormitory."

"Brother, we bumped into him blindly just now. We were completely deceived by others."

Zhao Jiaolong pointed at Yuan Dongdong and said: "It's all this fat guy's fault. It really has nothing to do with us."

Xu Yang said even more righteously: "Brother, as long as you say a word, I will immediately kill this traitor!"

"You...you..."

Yuan Dongdong was so angry that he trembled all over and stamped his feet: "You are so unloyal. My father is the party secretary of our village. I have been in the officialdom for many years, but you actually dare to treat me like this..."

Everyone was stunned, and then looked at each other.

"Hahaha……"

Everyone couldn't help laughing. Zhao Jiaolong stood up from the ground, grabbed Ji Wufeng's shoulders and grinned: "Brother, you were joking just now, weren't you scared?"

Xu Yang looked at Yuan Dongdong and said: "Much better than this damn fat guy. I just heard that he was going to be beaten, and even the mother and children came out."

Yuan Dongdong ran up to Ji Wufeng and said: "Brother, they are joking, but I am sincere. From now on, you will be my eldest brother, and my life-long happiness will be entrusted to my eldest brother's hands. "

"Damn it, fat man, what are you talking about? We are sincere too, brother, I will rely on you for my brother's happiness from now on."

In this way, Ji Wufeng unified the dormitory and became the eldest brother.

Chu Jiangnan laughed and said: "Everyone is really happy. I will be the host and set up a table tonight to celebrate the eldest brother's enthronement!"

"Yes, yes, we must set a table today to celebrate the eldest brother's ascension to the throne!"

While they were talking, the five people rushed out of the dormitory screaming. Ji Wufeng felt very comfortable. Although he had passed this age long ago, he still liked the feeling of being young, frivolous and high-spirited.

At that moment, Ji Wufeng raised his eyebrows and felt that his mood was actually a little more complete.