Yi Jingxi boarded "League of Legends" alone. Usually, when she was off work, He Chen would always invite her to have a happy double black pit with her, but today He Chen didn't invite her, so she felt that she was alone. boring.

Without interest, there is no desire to win, so Yi Jingxi, full of malice, chose a hero porter—that is, the image of He Chen in "9999 Ways to Die a Porter".

Of course, He Chen will not adopt the image of a stick figure in the game, but uses himself as a template, and even the clothes are his Yenching University uniform - He Chen is very generous and did not ask Yenching University for a sponsorship fee .

Porter is a very comprehensive hero who can play in any position. Although the base value is very low, but the growth rate is absolutely the highest. If Porter is allowed to develop into the late stage Liushen outfit without any worries, it is definitely a 1V5. exist.

Tianman is also the most careful in making this hero. Other heroes only set the mantra, skills, spell-casting actions, and dancing actions under each skin. As for the porter, he even restored every method of death in the comics as much as possible.

For example, if you are killed by the energy cannon of the tower, other heroes will fall directly to the ground, while the porter will be blown to pieces-of course, in order to pass the review, each piece of minced meat is marked with a very cute mosaic, making it look like Like jelly. As for whether it would lead to a decrease in the sales of the jelly merchants, it was not within He Chen's consideration. According to his idea, maybe everyone will increase their appetite when they see this beautiful jelly, which will increase the sales of jelly merchants.

Pikachu was electrocuted, and when he died, his body would be scorched, smoking, and his eyes would turn white; he was shot to death by machine No. 1. There will be bullet holes all over his body; if he is bitten to death by the animalization No. 2 machine, there will be only half of his fragmented mosaic body left. As for whether it is the upper body or the lower body, it depends on which part of him the No. 2 machine is attacking.

Death in the river will add the image of drowning and struggling; being killed by a big dragon and a small dragon, the big and small dragons will eat his body and spit out a pile of bones; There are countless small soldiers cutting corpses with knives, each hero holds different weapons, and different death locations will have different effects.

It can be said that the current 299 heroes in "League of Legends" are not as great as Tianman's attention to Porter, a completely free hero.

As Tianman is the most attentive in the entire "League of Legends", she has the most skins and all of them are free. The most cost-effective hero, Porter's popularity has no pressure to surpass the sum of the popularity of popular heroes such as Pikachu, Conan, Kidd, and Doraemon, and has become a super-popular idol-level hero.

This game is very popular and has many users. I like to see opponents use this more!

Based on He Chen's bad behavior in "The Grudge", as long as someone in the game chooses that hero, they will get all-round care from the opponent.

For example, if the porter is on the order. The jungler will squat in the top lane for 30 years; in the mid laner, not only the jungler will come, but also the top laner and support will come to gank, and often face 1V4 or even 1V5 situations; The opponent would rather give up the residual blood. Chase the porter full of blood!

"The team battle can be lost, but the porter must die!"

This is not just a slogan, all players have implemented this sentence into action. According to statistics, porters die 7 million times every day!

On average, porters die 81 times per second!

"No killing, no killing! Please pass the porter's instant return to the spring water bill!"

Faced with this situation, countless people launched appeals in the forum. But everyone turned a deaf ear to it, and it was time to play. The one who deserves to be killed is killed, the one who deserves to be killed is still dead.

And now Yi Jingxi is facing such a situation, every time there are a large group of people scrambling to jump over the tower to kill herself. But holding her, whose purpose is to deceive people, is just what she wants. Seeing the porter die in various postures on different occasions, the smile on her face is even brighter. If she meets someone who doesn't come to gank her, she will go directly to the tower.

As for those offensive words in the chat box, she completely ignored them. No matter how fun the game is, can it make you feel more happy than watching He Chen's various tragic deaths?

And just downstairs, He Chen, who was lying flat on the bed with his hands on his chest, didn't know that countless tragic murders had happened upstairs.

With his eyes closed, his consciousness immersed in the system, he looked at the comics and refreshed the list. Sister Fu Jiang's meaningful gaze still made He Chen send a letter behind his back, so he browsed the pages of "Conan" that he hadn't drawn before his rebirth. content to neutralize the horror.

Except for the accidental death of the author in the system that has no ending—for example, "Doraemon", the rest is the complete content. And He Chen's luck is better, or Qingshan Gangchang's luck is better, "Conan" has been serialized so many times before it ends after He Chen's crossing!

It has been serialized for 20 years, from the first grade to the second semester of the first grade, and then another 20 years before entering the third semester of the first grade, and it has come to a happy ending!

He Chen speculates with great malice that Qingshan Gangchang must not be able to draw anymore, otherwise the elementary school student "Conan" will have another 300 years of fighting!

"Fuck, that gentleman turned out to be him, and the ending of Xiaolan, Xiaoai and Xinyi turned out to be like this! Qingshan Gangchang, if you are in this world, I must send you the blade!" He Chen had been watching intermittently before. After a while, I finally read it all at once today, and I can't let go of it for a long time.

It was because I was afraid that I had finished watching it, but no one complained with me, so I kept suppressing it. I didn’t expect that I would finish watching it today...

A sense of loneliness struck me, I really wanted to send out all of "Conan" and share my current feelings with everyone, but unfortunately his system is for people to draw, and it is impossible to directly record comics into the computer.

Then he glanced at the system, and suddenly found that 0 o'clock had already passed, and at some point, the system was refreshed silently again.

The beautiful sister Tomie finally disappeared, and a lot of things appeared in the manga exchange area, but none of them seemed to be manga...

"Icarus, from "Things That Fell from the Sky". The strategic omnipotent angel Typeα, the queen of the sky..."

"Hatsune Miku. From, virtual singer..."

"Xiaoji, from "Humanoid Computer Angel Heart", a humanoid computer with its own thoughts and feelings..."

"Fengzhan Binghua, from the "Catalogue of Forbidden Books of Magic", the core consciousness of the 'imaginary mathematics area? Five elements mechanism', a collection of diffusion force fields..."

"Mercury lamp, from "The Rozen Maiden". The genius puppeteer Luo Zhen used the puppet made by the Rose Madonna..."

"Yeye, from "Skillful Girls Can't Get Hurt", a girl-shaped humanoid automatic taboo doll..."

Six options, six 3D models, from six different animations, the only thing in common is that they are not human.

He Chen's breathing became a little heavy, and his eyes lit up: "System. What does this mean?"

"In order to give back to the host who struggled day and night, worked diligently and steadfastly, and dedicated his life to the vast animation industry revolution, so with the approval of the superior, this exchange event is open for a limited time."

The hollow voice of the system suddenly became pleasant to He Chen's ears.

"You mean, I can exchange all these people into reality?" He Chen licked his lips and asked.

"yes!"

"It's not an inflatable doll, it's not a doll without a soul, just like the characters in the anime, it can run, jump and laugh. It has a soul, life, and feelings?"

"right!"

"Oh! Great system, you are the hope of mankind, the light of the world! Everything is beautiful because of you! I made a mistake, I regret it, I shouldn't have cursed your inflexibility before. You are the best... system in the world ! Whether it is or, it is not even one ten-thousandth of yours!"

Regardless of whether the system could understand it or not, He Chen shamelessly gave it a series of flattery. He even considered whether to set up a tablet for the system and offer incense to it day and night?

For He Chen, who loves anime and even the second dimension, what attracts him more than anime?

Then there is only one answer, the anime character appeared in front of him!

Especially those cute and cute female anime characters will have a killing blow effect on He Chen!

The second dimension is the second dimension after all, and He Chen is not just an idiot who can't distinguish the boundary between reality and virtuality.

But time travel and the system gave him a glimmer of hope. This kind of thing that will inevitably be sliced ​​and studied has happened. What else will not happen?

So after the system refreshed these six 3D images, He Chen immediately went crazy!

The cute and cute Icarus, the cute Xiaoji, the changeable and involuntary Feng Zhan Binghua, the arrogant Chairman Shui, and the unscrupulous, love-crazed and clingy Yeye.

Each one has a distinctive character!

Each one is his favorite character!

"If they are exchanged, what is their relationship with me?" He Chen suddenly thought of a question, is this recreating a character? Or a character pulled from the anime world?

If it's the latter, then He Chen's body will be very unsafe!

Will Icarus, who only listens to Sakurai Tomoki, destroy the world because he can't find Sakurai Tomoki?

Will the simple Xiaoji die because he can't see Xiushu Yuyu?

Will Fengzhan Binghua dissipate because he can't receive the ATM position?

Will Mercury Lamp kick him away to find her father Luo Zhen?

Will Yeye run away and tear herself in half because she pulled her away from Lei Zhen?

After much deliberation, it seems that only the safest...

"What you worry about will never happen, they will be your exclusive maids! They will only listen to you alone!"

It's not good, I can't stand it!

He Chen, who was full of hypocrisy, immediately had a nosebleed.

Redeem it!

Redeem them all!

Infinite power burst out of He Chen's heart, no matter how much it cost, he must exchange everyone for it!

While excited, He Chen did not forget what the system said just now.

"System, you said limited time exchange, when is it?"

"From the moment it is refreshed, the time limit is 24 hours, and now there are 22 hours, 18 minutes and 53 seconds left. Welcome to snap up, don't wait when it is out of date!" (To be continued. If you like this work, welcome to the starting point() Vote for recommendations, monthly tickets, your support is my biggest motivation. Mobile phone users please go to read.)

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Chasing comments: Flower dance girl, Lily's daily funny show, personal love; Binhu season 2, super power battle, if you like it, you will watch it, and if you don't like it, it doesn't matter. Beautiful melody girl idol stream, I don’t like it—just like the waste wood stream rampant at the beginning, there are too many idols in the island country now (finally complain, who did you learn from recently, 3D at every turn, beautiful girl 3D becomes In fact, such an animation also plays 3D, could it be that the worship of 3D in China has finally infected the island country?)

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