Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

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"One day, I, Yang Rui, will also be on the front page of the People's Daily! On the full page, the title will be 'China's Strongest Tutoring Teacher', or 'Phenomenal Lecturer'. Everyone adores me, I'm so handsome..."

A fat man in a gray and white T-shirt with horizontal stripes was writing wantonly against the wall, looking very imposing, when suddenly a hidden weapon fell from the sky, and a red flip-flop with a frayed middle hit him on the head.

"That's enough, Yang Rui, don't be ashamed anymore, I'll let you write an advertisement, all in one line: Mingyue cram school is recruiting tutors, contact Xiao Yang, leave your phone number, leave quickly after writing, the guard will be caught in a while." Catch it, and clean it up again." The young man walked over with one bare foot, obviously he lost the hidden weapon.

"Okay, I know, go back to the campus, feel the atmosphere of the campus, breathe the air of youth, and feel a little bit, can't you?" phone number: . Not to mention that he still has a lot of talent, the handwriting is really beautiful, and it shines with a special light in the sun, which can be seen from a long distance.

Yang Rui admired it narcissistically, this word matches the words of a great man! At the same time, I lamented my bad luck. I didn’t break out of the small universe during the college entrance examination. I got into an ordinary second class and was transferred to a biology major. After graduation, I couldn’t find a job. As a research monk, he worked hard and studied harder than the college entrance examination. He finally graduated. Unexpectedly, he experienced another wave of hardships in not being able to find a job.

Yang Rui seriously concluded that there are two reasons why he cannot find a job:

First, whoever transferred him to a biology major, or a national research institution or public institution, who was cheating, couldn't get in, and he couldn't fight his father. The majors of ordinary units are not suitable for you. Why do you come to our e-commerce company to join in the fun as a student of biology? Rough to...

Second, due to years of hard work and study, he got up earlier than the chicken and went to bed later than the "chicken". Get as fat as you want, and get fatter if you want to be fatter. It is difficult for everyone to see his handsome nature from his obese body, which leads to missed jobs many times.

In the end, he got into a cram school. Unexpectedly, this is the second spring, the class has more than a dozen key universities in one breath, and this is out of control. In just a few years, the students taught are all over the country, such as Tsinghua University, Peking University, Fudan University, Zhejiang University, full of students So much so that he became a gold medal lecturer in the cram school.

In this regard, Yang Rui can only lament deeply, born at the wrong time, a late bloomer! It has been many years since I graduated from the college entrance examination, and I only understand, understand, and thoroughly understand the things in the past college entrance examination. If I talk too much, I will cry!

In the end, Yang Rui, who consciously mastered all the "mysteries" of the college entrance examination,

He simply jumped out with two colleagues and opened his own cram school. In order to expand his popularity, he had to double as a small advertisement.

"Hey, you guys over there, it's you again, stop!" Just as Yang Rui was intoxicated with his coquettish handwriting, an old man hurried over with a broom.

It was too late and then it was too fast, the old man was full of white hair, but he was running like an arrow, Yang Rui hadn't reacted yet, the broom whiskers were almost brushing his face, the very strong murderous aura was approaching his eyes, he could only run as fast as he could, left and right Seeing that the shadow of his companion is gone, Zhang Aimin, who is cheating, does this every time, letting himself be his last.

Yang Rui ran desperately on his thick legs, followed by the old man who was chasing desperately with a broom, scolding at the same time: "When you write advertisements, you write advertisements. When others write with chalk, you actually use paint. Do you know how difficult it is to wash off paint?" Know……"

The more the old man scolded, the more sad he became. Yang Rui felt the same way when he heard the tone. Yes, paint is very difficult to wash off. If it was easy to wash off, we would not need to write with paint.

At the last moment, Yang Rui was lucky enough to avoid the old man's murderous elite broom throwing, and rushed out of the campus gate. However, at the moment when Yang Rui was proud, a beautiful bm touched Yang Rui, and everything was suspended at that moment. At the last moment of his life, Yang Rui was thinking: My Tsinghua person beheading is not finished yet, what a pity It's over.

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"Yang Rui, I like you." Yang Rui pressed his head, opened his eyes in a daze, and saw a little girl with an oval face, watery eyes, fair skin, two croissant braids, and a Two red flowers, wearing a white shirt, paired with a blue skirt that reaches to the ankles, a pair of black cloth shoes on their feet, with both hands tugging hard on their white shirts as if they had a grudge against them.

Which class of students are in this class? They are dressed so... with a rustic flavor, and they are blind to their good faces. Wait, he suddenly remembered the phrase "Yang Rui, I like you". Selling cakes! This little girl is confessing to herself, she can't be possessed by a psychopath, since she was a child, except for his mother who is always a baby, and mother loves you the most, no woman has ever "confessed" to him.

Yang Rui couldn't help asking: "What did you say?"

When the girl was asked by him, her white face suddenly turned red like a red Fuji apple. She had exhausted all her courage by confessing just now. up.

Yang Rui was a little baffled, his head was still hurting, and he felt that something was wrong around him, like an abandoned old factory dormitory, the environment was weird, and he didn't know where it was, it was even worse than the crumbling cram school he worked in, he felt a little thirsty, Seeing a cup not far away, I was so thirsty that I wanted to go to get some water to drink.

I don’t want to just stand up and be stunned, your sister, there is a mirror on the wall in front of him, although it is very broken, scratched in many places, and a big corner is missing at the bottom, but you can see the whole body, there is a young and handsome man in the mirror The tall, handsome, suave and suave young man appeared in front of Yang Rui without any preparation. Nima, you are so handsome... Beautiful deep eyes, delicate nose bridge, fair skin, good-looking chin, red lips, well, this face is a bit feminine, but the most important thing is the figure, thin, and The height is about 1.8 meters, and the legs are long, which should be the golden ratio of the magic horse. It looks really handsome and crazy.

At this moment, Yang Rui finally understood why the shy girl mustered up the courage to confess, he also likes such a good-looking man, he is so handsome.

Looking up, down, left, and right in the mirror, Yang Rui was overjoyed. He must have met the legendary time traveler. He changed from a down-and-out fat man whose waist was longer than his height to a superbly handsome, unrestrained, romantic, tall, and long-legged boy. !

Extreme joy begets sorrow, Yang Rui was so happy that he stepped on a puddle of water again, crap, slipped and fell again, hit his head on the foot of the bed, and passed out again.

When he woke up, a lot of things were inexplicably stuffed in his head, and when Yang Rui digested the extra memories, he wanted to curse.

It was 1982.

This body is the son of the secretary of the township party committee, also called Yang Rui, the secretary of the township party committee, who is older than the head of the township, the emperor of this land, the second generation of officials with good roots, who actually wanted to commit suicide because he failed the college entrance examination, and even committed suicide He drank a little pesticide, was scared to death, vomited, couldn't vomit, and shouted for help for fear of losing face. After tossing for a long time, his classmates found out that he thought it was heatstroke, so he was sent to the dormitory to rest.

In the end, I made myself cheaper, what a silly boy, your father is a secretary, if you fail the exam, you can go another way, my father is a secretary, who am I afraid of!

Just as he was thinking about it, he heard voices outside. Yang Rui didn't quite understand the situation, so he simply lay down first.

There were two people who came in. One was wearing a blue tunic suit and glasses. He was tall and thin with deep eye sockets. He was his head teacher, Teacher Lu. The other one is wearing a yellow dress, which is more charming. It is the same width from head to toe. It is very wide, but the face is not big. On the contrary, it is very delicate and beautiful. As soon as she came in, she hugged Yang Rui and shouted: "Xiaobao, you It's okay, what will happen to you if something happens to you, mother, we don't take the college entrance examination, so you go to the army and ask your dad to tell his comrades."

Originally, Yang Rui was still in a tight body and didn't know what to do, but when he called Xiaobao, Yang Rui's tears fell, and his old mother called him that way.

But when he heard a woman say that she would not take the college entrance examination to become a soldier, Yang Rui immediately became anxious. What would a soldier do? We are finally handsome and unrestrained, and we haven't enjoyed the benefits yet. Could it be possible to go to the military camp as benefits for the veterans?

Besides, after being a tutor for many years, Yang Rui has done more college entrance examination questions than any woman he has ever seen. He secretly hopes to take the college entrance examination again.

Although the acceptance rate of the college entrance examination in the era was ridiculously low, the gold content of college students who couldn't stand it was high enough. At that time, with the title of a certain number one scholar, wandering around the picturesque campus, combined with the current handsome, tall, handsome and crazy appearance, wouldn't it make up for the regrets of the first half of his life.

"I want to go to university!" Yang Rui's attitude was extremely firm.

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