Rebirth of the Wild Age

Song Weiyang stayed with Chen Tao for half a month in Sanshui, then set off to return to Shenghai.

The Spring Festival is approaching, but Song Weiyang is very busy, and Shen Si is ushering in the busiest time of the year. Because Song Weiyang needs to look over the year-end reports of major companies one by one, and even talk to senior executives (deputy executives) of companies such as Xifeng, Shenzhou, Sohu, Sogou, NetEase, Tencent, Vimicro, SMIC, Taurus Capital, and Alibaba. President level and above), conduct video or telephone conferences.

And far away in Shencheng, Jinniu Business School also started the second round of admissions examinations.

Anyone who wants to study in Jinniu Business School can apply for the entrance examination anytime and anywhere as long as they pay the registration fee of 500 yuan. And the school will send letters to the currently registered students every once in a while, arranging them to come for written tests and interviews.

The end of December last year was the first round, and now it belongs to the second round.

"Boss, we're here!" The driver reminded.

Niu Guangcheng was wearing a high-end suit and had a big belly. He waited for the attendant in the passenger cab to get out of the car and open the door for him. Then he moved his body with his arms around Xiaomi, and told the attendant, "Wait in the car!"

The attendant couldn't help reminding: "Mr. Niu, today is the entrance exam, and Secretary Wei's company is not good."

"What's wrong? I need you to teach me what I do?" Niu Guangcheng was a little unhappy.

The attendant only needs to nod awkwardly, squeeze out a smile and say, "Then I wish Mr. Niu a smooth exam and a prosperous business."

Niu Guangcheng said disdainfully: "This Jinniu Business School is not a formal school. You can study if you pay for it. The exam must be a formality. If it wasn't for getting to know more friends in the business world, I wouldn't have come to study. In my 40s, I would still study for a hammer." book of."

"Yes, yes, Boss Niu is right." The servant repeatedly echoed.

Niu Guangcheng left the parking lot with Xiaomi in his arms, and suddenly said: "Smoke!"

Xiaomi immediately took out a cigarette and put it in his mouth, then took out a lighter and lit it, and said in a low voice, "Oh, Mr. Niu, you said that you would take him to Hong Kong City to play. The special zone is opposite to Hong Kong City, anyway There is plenty of time, why don't you go and have a look after the exam."

"Go, go, definitely go." Niu Guangcheng said while breathing out smoke.

At this time, a car stopped beside them. Guo Guangchang got out of the car, smiled and nodded to Niu Guangcheng politely, and at the same time called and said: "Well, I have arrived at the place. I will go there after the written test and interview. Tonight everyone Have a good drink."

When Niu Guangcheng heard that the other party was also here to take the business school exam, he glanced at Guo Guangchang's car again, and immediately laughed happily: "Little brother, you should change your Toyota. The old model from many years ago, like those of us who do business, Driving out with a bad car will lose face, and any deals that can be negotiated will definitely be ruined."

Guo Guangchang said: "My company is in Shenghai. I borrowed this car from a friend after I flew to the Special Economic Zone."

In fact, it was the branch company's car. Guo Guangchang didn't want to make too much noise, so he chose an old model car.

Niu Guangcheng took the initiative to pass the cigarette over and asked, "What business does the little brother do in Shenghai?"

"A drug seller." Guo Guangchang said.

"Being a pharmaceutical agent is very profitable. I have a friend who is also in this business," Niu Guangcheng handed out his business card and said, "My name is Niu Guangcheng, and I work in mines. I used to run gas stations, but now they are all sold to CNPC."

Guo Guangchang asked, "Coal mine?"

Niu Guangcheng said: "It is mainly gypsum ore, and by the way, I also dig some other associated minerals."

"Boss Niu must have made a lot of money. Those who open mines are all rich and powerful." Guo Guangchang flattered him.

Niu Guangcheng said happily: "What a lot of money. I just pick up people's leftovers. The gypsum in a single deposit is the best to dig. All I have in my hand are associated mines. But I recently won a good mine, which is very interesting. , I plan to list the company in a few years. This time I came to Jinniu Business School to learn how to operate the listing.”

Guo Guangchang said: "Then I wish Boss Niu a successful listing."

The two chatted and walked into the elevator. At this time, Jinniu Business School was still relatively shabby, and only rented a few rooms in high-end office buildings for use. After the handover of Jianlibao Building in Huadu is completed, the office of the School of Business will be moved there, and it will always serve as the headquarters of Jinniu Business School.

This scale has been expanded little by little, and there are only EMBA classes at present, and teaching projects will be added one after another in the future.

Going upstairs to the "classroom", there are already a few people sitting in it, and someone is checking the "examination admission ticket" at the door.

Guo Guangchang and Niu Guangcheng were allowed to enter, but Xiaomi was stopped, and the staff said: "If you have nothing to do, please get out!"

Niu Guangcheng smiled and said, "This is my secretary. I think it's pretty empty inside, so let her sit in the back row, so I can feel the atmosphere of the business school."

The staff member said, "Sir, if you insist on letting her in, then your qualification for the entrance examination will be cancelled."

The expression on Niu Guangcheng's face was a bit awkward. He was angry and couldn't get angry, so he could only say to Xiaomi: "You wait outside."

Xiaomi pouted, turned around and left.

There are a total of 26 bosses taking the exam this round, regardless of whether everyone is present or not, they will directly announce the start of the exam when the time comes.

Niu Guangcheng himself didn't even graduate from junior high school. For the sake of face, he got a correspondence course for a bachelor's degree after making a fortune. After he got the test paper, his uneasy mood disappeared in an instant, because all of them were multiple-choice questions, and only the last question needed to be discussed, and it was to explain his views on his own industry.

In less than half an hour, Niu Guangcheng finished the test paper and was directly invited into another room for an interview.

Since the Jinniu Business School was still in its infancy, it had recruited a total of four full-time professors. This was because the dean Xiang Bing said that he was slobbering, and the rest had to be hired by professors from other universities.

At this moment, Xiang Bing personally acted as the admissions interviewer, and he said to Niu Guangcheng, "Please introduce yourself briefly."

If it was a school like Tsinghua University and Peking University, Niu Guangcheng might still restrain his prestige. But Jinniu Business School belongs to a grass-roots team, and even the examination place is in an office building. Niu Guangcheng didn't know which onion Xiang Bing was, and said awesomely: "My name is Niu Guangcheng, and I am 45 years old...I am born with business skills." Mind, Song Weiyang started his business at the age of 17, and I also started my business at the age of 17. I collected eggs from the countryside and sold them in the city. At that time, I would be arrested and jailed for selling eggs. No one in the entire county dared to do this kind of business except me. I can buy my eggs without a ticket. The business is so good that I can’t do it alone. Many people saw that I made money and wanted to sell eggs. I let them sell them. I bought them in rural areas. The black market eggs in the county are all bought from me..."

This guy went on and on for three minutes, talking about his glorious entrepreneurial history, Xiang Bing interrupted with a headache: "Just a brief introduction."

Niu Guangcheng, who was interrupted from his speech, was very upset. He leaned back to absorb his stomach, and raised his legs with his hands and feet: "A few years ago, I made a lot of money selling gas stations. Now my main business is mining. Assets are not A lot, Lin Lin finally counted it, and I can barely be considered a billionaire. I heard that Jinniu Business School only recruits big bosses, is my net worth enough for the admissions standard?"

Xiang Bing said speechlessly: "The enrollment of Jinniu Business School is not based on assets. Alright, let's evaluate your own strengths and weaknesses."

Niu Guangcheng smiled and said: "The advantage of me is my brain. I know that I can make money when opportunities that others don't see. I also like to make friends. I have a very good alcohol capacity. Drinking two catties of liquor is like drinking water. No matter what Where is the businessman from, as long as I have a drink with me, I will be convinced. I am very loyal to my friends, as long as I make friends with sincerity, everything is easy to do. Last year, a friend lost his pants in business. It's gone, I lent him 1 million copies without saying a word, and everyone who knows me says that I am a timely rain in the business world! Another advantage I have is..."

"Shortcomings, talk about the shortcomings. Remember, it's about commercial shortcomings, don't talk about drinking or not." Xiang Bing was a little impatient.

Niu Guangcheng scratched his head and thought for a long time, then slapped his thigh and said, "My shortcoming is that I am too righteous to my friends. Let me tell you, when a shipment was made, a friend I have known for many years..."

"I understand what you mean, you were cheated by your friends, right?" Xiang Bing interrupted again and asked, "Let's talk about your most regrettable thing, remember, it must be related to business!"

Perhaps Niu Guangcheng was a little tired because Erlang's legs were crossed, so he moved his legs down and said, "This is a sad thing. I shouldn't have sold the gas station so early. If I wait until now, I can sell at least four or five million more. Who knows?" His mother knows it’s going up so fast! There’s also coal mines. The county next door to me produces coal. The public coal mine has been dug for decades, and it’s basically been dug clean. I don’t think it’s profitable, so I didn’t buy it. As a result, he Fuck, there is still coal in the mine below, and there are quite a lot of reserves! If I had bought that coal mine at that time, I would be worth at least two to three hundred million yuan now! This is all luck, and God forbids me to earn this money!"

Xiang Bing said: "Okay, your interview is over."

Niu Guangcheng still had something to say, "I haven't finished yet."

"You don't need to finish," Xiang Bing said.

Niu Guangcheng asked: "Then I was admitted?"

Xiang Bing said: "Go back and wait for the news."

Niu Guangcheng felt a little unsafe: "In this way, I will pay the hundreds of thousands of tuition fees, and donate another 500,000 yuan to Jinniu Business School!"

Xiang Bing said: "Sorry, except for Jinniu Capital, we only accept donations from alumni. Before you officially enroll, you are not an alumni of Jinniu Business School."

"You are hypocritical, you don't want any free money." Niu Guangcheng walked away swaggeringly.

Xiang Bing had been busy for a whole day, and he had a splitting headache. More than half of the students who took the admissions examination in the second round were such old-fashioned nouveau riche. He directly called Song Weiyang to explain the situation, and said with emotion: "Mr. Song, it seems that the enrollment quota must be lowered. I am afraid that 100 people will not be able to get together. We will only recruit 80 people. Let me tell you, I knew the overall situation of China's rich people a long time ago." The quality is very low, but I didn’t expect it to be so low. I won’t talk about the interview. I imitated the gmat questions in the written test. Many candidates’ answers can make you laugh. Especially the last essay question, it makes people laugh and cry , I doubt how they can expand their business.”

"Hahahaha," Song Weiyang couldn't stop laughing, "Professor Xiang, just be patient, select a few pleasing generals from among the dwarves, and gather the 100 enrollment quotas. Follow the principle of wide entry and strict exit Those who are dissatisfied with the credits will not be allowed to graduate, so as to ensure the quality of Jinniu Business School. We are now in the start-up stage, and the funds are very tight. We must first increase the scale. If you think about it this way, if you recruit 20 fewer students, In one year, you will lose 6 million in funding.”

Xiang Bing couldn't help laughing: "Well, I can figure it out now."

At this time, the overall quality of Chinese rich people is low, as you can see from the description in Fortune magazine: These people build luxurious and tacky imitation White House offices and imitation Rococo villas; Causes trips in poor neighbors' homes; their wives endure their husbands' numerous lovers, feel lonely, and spend their lives raising expensive pets, going to temples to burn incense, and having more children; they pour Sprite into the most expensive wine, like Gulp down like drinking water; eat fried eel, stuffed seaweed and stewed oysters... Fully enjoy every minute of extravagance.

Don't think that this is the slander of the Yankees. In the suburbs of China around 2000, the use of high-power electrical appliances was indeed easy to cause regional trips. As for adding cola to the "82 Lafite", it is the favorite of many upstarts. They even think that the correct way to drink red wine is to drink cola.

Now let’s talk about the answers to Niu Guangcheng’s essay questions on the written test. This man is full of typos, roughly saying: In order to open a mine in China, you must first have connections, and secondly, you must have strong strength. And keep it.

Well, it seems to be right, but the answer Xiang Bing wants is not this. When explaining your own industry, the correct answer should revolve around industry prospects, market environment, business management, marketing methods, technology costs, etc. Who the hell cares if you fight hard or not?

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