Reborn with Naruto In Tokyo, Japan

"Baa baa, here I come!"

With a roar, a huge and gentle creature suddenly jumped into the river on the river bank.

Under the leadership of this Heisei man, several other people also dived into the river to find their wives.

After seeing the video circulated in the circle, countless men rushed to Kandagawa overnight, Chiba Prefecture, Gunma Prefecture, Yokohama, Shizuoka Prefecture, Yamanashi Prefecture, etc., all under the same great banner regardless of class or region unite.

"What the hell is this going to do?" Shimoshima Kiyomi wanted to mobilize the police in Tokyo now to expel all the guys who got in the way.

Thousands of men gathered by the river for what, to drink water? get water?

Has Tokyo's water conservancy and transportation system gone back hundreds of years and returned to the level of the Edo period?

Kiyomi Shimoshima was still thinking about how to drive away these people, but the operator nearby found three bottles from the official car like a magic trick.

Big bottles of mineral water in barrels, are there such things on official vehicles?

Before Shimoshima Kiyomi could wait for the operator's explanation, she saw him holding three buckets and was about to squeeze towards the river.

"Chairman! I'm going to get three buckets of water right now!"

"Why three buckets of water?!"

"Because one bucket is for use, one bucket for storage, and one bucket for preservation..."

This is the (bathing) water left after the baa-baa disappeared. If you drink it, it is equivalent to having intimate contact with the baa-baa.

Moreover, this water may have some mystical features now, maybe after storing this water at home, several beautiful girls in the second dimension will be born automatically in a few days, and he will still be in a fart class by then, and he will directly take the water with him. The wives returned to their hometowns in the countryside to farm.

Rubbing her forehead, Shimoshima Kiyomi looked at the sea of ​​people in front of her speechlessly, and her skin color was different, otherwise she would have thought that she had traveled to Shidu. Speaking of which...there are really dark-skinned Shidu people who came from Edogawa district.

The water is flowing. The water you guys are drinking now is completely from the upstream. Maybe there are all kinds of strange bacteria in the water.

In ancient times, Tokyo was a water city of an island country with many river networks. After the development of industrialization, many water networks in Tokyo were buried, and the rest became stinky stinking ditches. That is, before and after the Olympic Games, the government issued a death order. Under heavy and severe punishments, people in Tokyo dare not dump domestic and industrial water into the rivers, but even today, the water in several rivers in Tokyo is not very clean. Drinking directly is no different from drinking water from the Ganges .

Well, because of the stinky ditches in Tokyo that have been passed down through word of mouth, residents in surrounding counties have always believed that the water they drink is much cleaner and sweeter than the water that people in Tokyo drink.

Another man took out baa-baa figurines and pillows from the trunk, and after laying them flat on the ground, several otaku kowtowed at the figurines.

The piety seems to be shouting for the rise and fall of the empire, in one fell swoop.

"??"

This is not kowtowing to beg for lucky money during the New Year when I was young (the island country has this custom...), nor is it an ancient sacrifice to He Bo.

There is no need for the police to expel them. Shimoshima Qingmei wants to mobilize artillery fire to wipe out the ground now, and physically eliminate these irrational guys.

Half an hour later, the Tokyo police arrived and began to remove the otaku surrounding both sides of the river. Except for a few diehards who jumped into the river to find their wives, everyone retreated rationally. .

"Let me go, let me go, I haven't found my wife yet!"

"Calm down, damn it, you dare to attack the police."

"Say, do you want these gold handcuffs or silver handcuffs?!"

Kanda Chuanzhong kept picking up Heisei men who were looking for wives one by one.

"Chairman... the river level has dropped."

This kind of thinking that condenses the beliefs of all people, so that it condenses entities in the world, did not appear in modern society.

This seemingly trendy "faith cultivation system" has existed in the island country since ancient times. If you really want to trace the source, it may be traced back to the combination of gods and Buddhas, local traces, anti-local traces, and even rose to the birth of the emperor theory. .

In the circle of civil servants in Chiyoda, there was a strange scene today. The bosses of the Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Public Security were pulled out early in the morning to reprimand them.

This is the top bosses of civil servants, who can reprimand them.

"Are you trying to kill the king like this?!"

It was not the Ministry of Justice or the Prime Minister who reprimanded them, but the Imperial Household Agency, which has always had no sense of existence.

As the name suggests, the Imperial Household Office is an institution in the government that is in charge of royal affairs, holding ceremonies, approaching envoys, and so on.

As an institution responsible to the royal family, the Imperial Household Office can often do unimaginable actions.

For example, members of the royal family need to transfuse blood for surgery, and the Imperial Household Agency stipulates that they can only use the blood they have stored. The reason is to maintain the purity of the royal blood.

"This is Kanda River, Chiyoda Ward!"

The chief of the Palace Department shouted angrily, the Palace Department does not have much real power, and the status of the government agencies is quite unique.

Taken out alone, the importance of the chief of the Imperial Household Agency is far less than that of the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department.

But under the circumstances of being unreasonable, the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department lowered his head like an elementary school student being scolded.

"Not far from Akihabara is the Imperial Palace of His Majesty the Emperor. Now that it appears on the Kanda River, will it appear in the water system of the Imperial Palace next time?!"

The chief of the Imperial Household Agency was heartbroken, and his tears were streaming down his stomach.

"Don't you want His Majesty the Emperor to study gobies, and suddenly a fish monster pops out of the pond, uttering the words, Your Majesty, please give me a name for this type of fish, to scare His Majesty?!"

The emperor of the island country has a characteristic that has been passed down from generation to generation-study aquatic products. The notorious Hirohito is also a fish lover.

Seriously speaking, this is not only a hobby of the emperor's family. Most of the Chinese people in the island country in the old days have a hobby of watching fish, especially goldfish. Otherwise, the island country would not have bred a large number of goldfish for hundreds of years. In modern island countries, goldfish viewing is also a huge market.

It sounds like this kind of vain king, who has no real power, but has no worries about food and clothing, has a lot of energy and time, and does not eat fireworks in the world. All the people support a family of blood-sucking worms. This is the state that all researchers want most, and they will soon become the emperor. This one, the research on gobies has been going on for decades, and the theoretical level has reached the top level in the world, and because the research on gobies can be said to be unpopular among the minority, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the only authority...

After all, even if a person has been studying pancakes for eighty years, he can become the world's number one pancake master.

And his own signature is also the only one in the world... Akihito, Emperor-of-Japan.

Thinking back to the scene where the emperor was watching the gobies and suddenly a goby jumped out and became a spirit.

"Pfft..."

A bureaucrat in the Metropolitan Police Department accidentally laughed.

Although he quickly stopped laughing, the laughter just now in the quiet room was so piercing.

"dare you laugh!"