Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Playground 11

Pierre took out his black wallet and took out a hundred dollar bill. This was something he finally obtained in the last copy, and now he has used it.

Fifty yuan for an ice cream cone is really expensive.

That’s right, in the copy of K Park, Xu Ye got an anesthetic needle and Chen Yue got an offensive pistol. Both of them got things that can improve their combat power. Only Pierre got it. are several banknotes.

[Brother Wang’s wallet: a magical prop that has the function of “generating money”. If you carry it with you, it will automatically generate one hundred yuan every week. 】

When Pierre got it, there were only 500 strange coins in it. The reason is that Brother Wang doesn’t like cash consumption, he usually pays by credit card…

This little five hundred yuan is extremely precious.

Pierre reluctantly handed over the banknotes in his hand: “Real heartbreak is never about making a fuss…”

The person who received the money was an employee in a green uniform. He pulled out the money several times like a carrot. As for the employee in black uniform who handed the note before, he has disappeared.

He handed the two whipped strawberry ice creams to the little girl, his eyes met Xiaoyue’s raised cheeks, and his pupils shrank rapidly.

Pierre was the best at observing people’s emotions. He stood aside and asked, “Do you know each other?”

“I don’t know him.”

He said he didn’t know her, but the staff’s abnormal reaction had betrayed him, and they stared blankly at Xiaoyue.

The little girl said with a smile, her voice full of innocence and ignorance: “Uncle, if you look again, I will pluck out your eyes.”

“Play like marbles.”

The staff member quickly took two steps back, his face turned pale, as if he recalled some bad memory.

Pierre took the opportunity to ask: “You have seen her mother, can you tell us where it is? We need to find her.”

He spoke very firmly, as if confirming that the other party must know the answer to the question.

But the staff seemed to have heard a joke and confirmed incredulously:

“Mother?”

Pointing to the little girl:

“You said she’s looking for her mother?”

Pierre frowned: “You’ve seen it, right? Tell me where it is?”

The man waved his hand and said guiltily: “No, no, how would I know.”

Pierre narrowed his eyes. He looked like a child now, and he didn’t look very intimidating.

So he put Xiaoyue on his shoulders and looked at the staff: “Really? If you lie, you will be eaten.”

If you guessed it right, for some unknown reason, the staff was a little afraid of the little girl.

“Yes, in the haunted house.”

This mark possesses,Sure enough, he heard the answer he wanted.

Maybe he was afraid of being eaten. After saying this, the staff ran away and disappeared into the crowd in the blink of an eye.

Xiaoyue fell from her shoulders to the ground, licked the ice cream in her hand, and said to Pierre:

“Brother, you are so scary. You actually want to eat people.”

“Unlike me, the most I can do is dig out his eyes.”

Pierre: “…”

Simply, he looked at the beautiful little girl in front of him, and she said the cruelest words with the most innocent expression in the world.

It seems that to her, gouging people’s eyes is just a common thing.

The most frightening thing is that she has no sense of right and wrong and doesn’t feel that what she does is wrong.

Pierre felt tired.

…

In Beer Country, Hoffman came out of the balloon booth and decided to go to the Ferris wheel first.

The carousel was a good choice, but it was a bit far from where he was now.

Anyway, the rules said that at least five rides must be completed, so Hoffman decided to start with the Ferris wheel first and then the carousel, which would save time.

The Ferris wheel is built on a sea of ​​flowers. The pink flower buds are so delicate and beautiful.

A heart-shaped wooden sign hangs on the front fence.

Hoffman looked closer:

“I heard that if you kiss at the top of the Ferris wheel, you will never be separated for the rest of your life.”

“What do you mean?” Hoffman analyzed this sentence carefully.

There are traps everywhere in the strange tale of rules, and every detail cannot be ignored.

After thinking for a long time and not understanding it, Hoffman decided to remember this sentence first and adapt to the situation when he got on the Ferris wheel later.

The operator is a female staff member in green uniform, with two pink bunny ears on her head, very cute.

The same color as the sea of ​​flowers under the Ferris wheel.

“Dear tourists, welcome to ride the Couple Ferris Wheel.”

“Are you alone?”

Hoffman nodded.

The Rabbit employee turned his head and shouted to the back: “One male guest.”

? ? ?

What does it mean to have a male guest? Why do your words sound so familiar? I always feel like I’ve seen them before somewhere.

Also, who are you talking to? I can’t see anyone.

Hoffman looked in the direction where the rabbit employee turned his head, and there was nothing there.

At this time, an empty carriage turned in front of me. To be honest, the Ferris wheel was different from the roller coaster. It rotated very slowly. As long as the carriages don’t fall from the sky halfway, Hoffman thinks this is a relatively safe project.

“Visitor, please take a seat.”

What exactly is there?

Hoffman was still thinking about the question just now.

[Rule 7: The playground has beautiful scenery. When you encounter beautiful things, it is a good choice to take photos and record them. 】

[Rule 8: Taking pictures is impolite. Taking pictures of people other than “dolls” can easily cause the other person to become angry. 】

The Ferris wheel is not considered a “person”, so taking a photo of it should be fine.

Hoffman took out the camera he just won and clicked it in front of him.

Damn, he almost dropped his phone.

In the carriage, someone…

She is still a beautiful woman, looking at the camera with a shy face.

If such a woman showed favor to him in reality, Hoffman would probably have already thought of a name for his child.

But not now. If you look carefully, the woman in the photo has no feet, and her legs are floating and waving to him.

Seeing him take out the camera, the bunny girl’s expression remained unchanged and said in an encouraging tone: “Don’t worry, this girl will definitely make you feel like a fairy.”

Damn, I feel like I’m drifting when I’m walking? I’m afraid I have to go straight to immortality.

Hoffman refused to get on the car in front of him, and several more cars came behind him. He didn’t feel comfortable getting on it until there were no more people in the camera behind him.

But just as he lifted his legs to sit in the carriage and was about to close the door, the Rabbit employee raised his legs and squeezed in.

“Sir, this is a couple’s Ferris wheel. Two people must sit together.”