Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A Convenience Store 2

Not long after, a large khaki-colored dog held a black metal object in its mouth and placed it on the cashier in front of it.

There was some unknown transparent liquid on the fishhook, which should be the dog’s own saliva.

The man who looked like a fish suddenly turned ugly. He didn’t expect that there was really another member in this store who could help get the goods:

“What I said was to ask the clerk to pick it up for me. It doesn’t count. You have to go find it yourself.” The man started to act rogue.

“Yes, he is also a clerk in our store, working part-time.” The man lowered his head and looked in the direction of Xu Ye’s finger.

I saw that the big yellow dog had put a plastic bag on itself. The dog’s head came out and its two paws stretched forward. From the back, it looked like the logo of a convenience store on the plastic bag.

“Guests, please don’t make trouble unreasonably. If you don’t need it, you can go out now.” Xu Ye’s expression changed from gentle and polite to very unhappy, as if he wanted to chase away the guests.

“How can that be okay? I have to let you do it for…” At this point, the man realized that he had slipped his words and raised his hand to cover his mouth.

Xu Ye said politely: “There are fifty strange coins in total. I pay with one hand and deliver the goods with the other hand. Thank you.”

Hearing this, the man rummaged around in his clothes, and finally found fifty yuan in his butt pocket, and reluctantly handed it to Xu Ye.

It was wet and sticky, so Xu Ye didn’t mind it and stuffed it into the money box.

The man did not take the fishhook with his own hands, but said to Xu Ye:

“Put it in my mouth for me.”

[Rule 2: Our store adheres to the principle that “customers are God”, and we should try our best to satisfy any requests made by customers. 】

Xu Ye didn’t refute, he just held the fishhook in his hand, pointed the pointed end towards the customer, and with a pop, the fishhook pierced the chin from the mouth and penetrated into the oral cavity.

After everything was done, Xu Ye wanted to let go of his hand, but at this moment, he felt like he was stuck on a fishhook and couldn’t get it off.

A huge suction force came from the fishhook, and at the same time, light green lake water emerged from under the feet, already submerging the ankles, and rising towards the calf.

A triumphant smile appeared on the man’s face, and the two eyes located at his temples were bulging and about to burst out of their sockets. It was only when he got closer that he could see what human eyes were. They were clearly a pair of fish eyes growing on a human face.

Xu Ye was stunned at first, then the corner of his mouthHe raised his head, showing a weird smile, and applied force with his hands.

With a crash, the man saw his body break away from the water and fly into the air.

how so?

The man couldn’t believe it. He knew his own strength. Ordinary people, no, even those big ships that passed by in the past, might not be able to compete with him.

He and the person on the other end of the hook were in a tug-of-war, and he never lost.

But now, he felt an even more terrifying force from this young clerk, bigger than an entire ship, and he easily lost the game.

The man cursed: “Damn it, if you have such ability, why are you being a convenience store clerk? Isn’t this pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger, just to meet weird people like us?”

Xu Ye ignored what he said, opened the door, and threw the person outside the convenience store.

The man fell on his butt and reluctantly got up from the ground, patting the dirt on his body with both hands.

“Damn it, I’m unlucky to meet a monster like you today.”

As soon as he finished speaking, the door of the convenience store in front of him opened again, and Xu Ye walked out of it.

“You, what are you doing? It’s not you I just scolded. You heard me wrong.” The man was startled and prepared to run away.

Xu Ye stood at the door, surrounded by thick fog.

But the moment he closed the store door completely and took his palm off the door handle, the convenience store behind him disappeared.

No, it didn’t disappear, Xu Ye frowned.

It must be that he can’t see. The fog around him can block people’s vision and hearing. It seems that Rule 4 is right. Don’t walk out of the convenience store easily. It’s dangerous outside.

The man who was about to escape stopped when he saw the opportunity: “Haha, stupid human being, there is nothing you can do now.”

“The fog is only effective for outsiders. People like us who often walk nearby have become accustomed to the route and have no effect at all.”

Xu Ye looked at him as if he was caring for a mentally retarded person. Then he reached into his pocket, took out a shiny golden badge and put it on his chest. The badge was engraved with two small words: Security.

It’s the reward I got at the Celebrity Wax Museum.

[Golden Legend Badge: Real gold is not afraid of fire. It is produced in the Celebrity Wax Museum. It is a strange prop that can survive the raging fire. It has the functions of identifying direction, lighting, and breaking formations. 】

In an instant, the fog dissipated and the surroundings became clear.

Xu Ye saw that where he was now was a not-so-wide cement road with various shops on both sides, but most of them were closed at night.

There is only a shop called “Peach Love~” across the road, with a big peach painted on the sign, which looks like a peach and a heart.

Not only was the door open, but bursts of pink light were emitting in the night.

Xu Ye casually glanced at Peach Lianqu, looked away, and shifted his gaze to the man in front of him.

Ten minutes later, there was a man cleaning the floor diligently in the convenience store. In Xu Ye’s hand, he held another piece of paper, which he had just extorted from the fish-eyed man.

【Convenience Store Customer Rules】

[Dear customers, if you want to enter a convenience store for consumption, you must abide by the following rules, otherwise you will be directly banned from the store order. 】

[Rule 1: Please look for employees wearing the “A Convenience Store” logo to serve you. 】