Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A convenience store 4

The door was pushed open again, and Xu Ye looked over intently. This time, a group of young men and women, about twenty years old, came in.

It’s just that their faces are not very good, each of them has two thick dark circles under his eyes, and they look lifeless.

There were five people in total, three men and two women, especially the last boy who came in. His hair was unkempt and was as long as his buttocks. The skin is as dry as tree bark, covered with layers of deep wrinkles, and the limbs are stiff when moving.

It’s a bit like a robot in a science fiction movie, everything it does is done in a precise manner.

“I’m starving, boss, please bring some buckets of instant noodles and two sticks of starch sausage.”

The few people at the front greeted them and sat down on the small wooden table by the window, waiting for the clerk to serve them.

Xu Ye pursed his lips towards the fish-eyed monster who was cleaning behind him, reluctantly picked up a few buckets of instant noodles from the shelf and brought them to the table.

The fish-eyed monster approached a few people and sniffed at the men and women in front. Suddenly his eyes almost popped out and drool dripped from the corner of his mouth.

“It smells so good~”

Suddenly, his nose came to the last one, and he turned around and started to retching.

“Are you okay?” The girl with a ponytail next to her asked concernedly. She stood up and walked to the refrigerator, took out a bottle of ice coke and handed it to the fish-eyed monster: “If you feel uncomfortable, just rest for a while. Here, I’ll treat you to this bottle.” ”

The fish-eyed monster stared blankly at the drink in his hand. Seeing her accept it, the pony-tailed girl returned to her seat.

This girl was wearing a white dress. When viewed from the back, her buttocks were yellow and stained with mud. The contrast with the pure white surrounding her was very conspicuous.

Even though the fish-eye monster was dripping water at first, he actually has some obsessive-compulsive disorder. Either completely mess up a place or leave it squeaky clean.

This kind of half clean and half dirty picture is the most uncomfortable.

He couldn’t help but reach out and pat the girl’s butt.

“Ah – gangster!”

With a snap, the fish-eyed monster was slapped hard on the face. He covered his face and explained aggrievedly:

“There’s a lot of dirt on your butt, it’s quite yellow.”

The girl was furious: “Nonsense, I stayed in the room all day today and never went to Obito’s place.”

She is mysophobic and likes to wear light-colored clothes. She pays close attention to cleanliness and observes her surroundings wherever she goes.

Now that I am sure that I am clean, there is only one possibility left. The clerk in front of me is lying to take advantage of him.

The girl stared at the fish-eyed monster fiercely, almost crying with anxiety:

“I’m going to treat you to a Coke, bah, repaying kindness with hatred. People like you don’t deserve sympathy.”

The fish-eyed monster was a little at a loss for a while, saying that the girl couldn’t see his butt, which was quite excusable. But none of her companions spoke out to refute. Are they all blind?

Xu Ye stood in front of the cashier, took all the situation into consideration, raised his eyebrows, and said with a smile:

“I’m sorry, this man has some mental problems. I felt sorry for him and couldn’t bear to leave him to starve to death on the street, so I took him in to work as a handyman. I apologize to you on his behalf.”

Neuropathy?

The fish-eyed monster glared at him angrily. After seeing Xu Ye’s unintentionally threatening eyes, Sansan lowered his head and returned to the shelves to clean again.

He is obsessive-compulsive and must clean the store today.

“By the way, why are you guys here, playing so late?” Xu Ye asked casually.

He is handsome and speaks nicely, noWhen he is crazy, he still has an elegant temperament when he stands there, giving people the illusion that he is a “scholar”.

The attitudes of several people instantly improved a lot.

“I see that you are about the same age as us, and you are also a work-study student nearby, right?”

Xu Ye smiled and said nothing, neither agreeing nor denying. Under the understanding of the ponytail girl, this was a kind of acquiescence:

“We had a party several nights, and after dinner we went to play mahjong together until midnight. Now we are hungry again, so we went out to find something to eat.”

The barrage in the live broadcast room: “Playing mahjong? Who are you kidding?”

“I don’t think they played mahjong all night, but they looked like they went to dance in a pit together.”

“There’s obviously something wrong with the last boy. The other guys’ eyes are wet and they can’t find it.”

…

At this moment, a boy with a crew cut and glasses saw the TV hanging on the wall. His eyes lit up and he went up to open it.

Two pink piglets appeared on the screen,

George: “Humph.”

Peppa Pig: “Hululu.”

George: “Huh huh huh.”

Everyone present laughed, except for the last long-haired boy who came in. He asked Xu Ye with a sullen face: “Can you change the channel? It’s too childish, I don’t like it.”

[Rule 2: Our store adheres to the principle that “customers are God”, and we should try our best to satisfy any requests made by customers. 】

[Rule 7: Only Peppa Pig is played on the TV. If the customer has a request to change the channel, please refuse. 】

If he acted according to rule two and Xu Ye changed the channel according to the customer’s request, he would inevitably violate rule seven.

But if you refuse to change the channel according to Rule 7, you will violate Rule 2.

When a normal person encounters this situation, he will definitely judge that one of these two rules is wrong.

But Xu Ye, who knew the rules very well, didn’t think so.

All rules are correct, they just have different prerequisites for triggering.

Xu Ye: “Do you really want to change the channel? But we all think it’s so funny.”

“College students like to watch this now.”

Xu Ye asked his soul, pretending to be half-joking: “Aren’t you a college student?”

Seeing that the other people’s eyes were all turning towards her, the pony-tailed girl looked at him doubtfully, with a look of reminiscence: “I really haven’t seen you in school before.”

The long-haired boy stuttered when he spoke: “I, of course I am a college student.”

“He’s from the class next to you. I haven’t seen him before because I rarely go to class.” As he spoke, he ran his fingers across the table because of nervousness.

The nails were about ten centimeters long and made a harsh abrasion sound.

But the other people seemed to have not seen it and completely ignored it.

Ponytail girl: “That’s good. This animation may be a bit naive for primary school students, but it’s just right for us college students.”