Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

A Convenience Store 10

In the White Bear Country, Ivan has just sent away the conflicting young couple.

There were two men when they came, and Ivan helped one of them deal with the other.

Ivan was in a good mood, and he felt that he had done another good thing.

At this time, the shop door was kicked open.

A strange man in a white coat and holding a chainsaw came in.

The gears on the chainsaw were still running, making a buzzing sound. During the movement, many pieces of meat were twisted into the gears.

Grind into fine meat powder.

“Welcome, what do you need?”

The man licked the trace of blood remaining at the corner of his mouth and said, “What do you think I need?”

He seemed to have a mysophobia, and the white coat on his body was spotless. The man took out a wallet from his arms and opened it to the clerk. Inside was a pile of cash.

Ivan’s eyes widened. The customer’s various behaviors undoubtedly showed that this was a big order. As long as he promoted it properly, he would not only complete the performance, but he might be the star of today’s performance.

However, the man in the white coat’s next words completely poured cold water on him: “I’d better be able to use whatever you recommend.”

Ivan’s fingers trembled, calming down from the huge temptation.

Yes, he almost forgot that his eloquence was average and his sales experience was almost zero before he got into the weird talk about rules.

Men, on the other hand, are obviously not the kind of people who can fool someone with just a few words.

Ivan pointed to the back shelf: “There is cleaning fluid there that can wash away the animal meat residue on your knives.”

“Animal meat…” The man raised his eyebrows, put one hand on the electric saw, and pulled out half of a human small intestine from the gear.

“Isn’t it?” Ivan asked pretending to be confused.

According to the experience of previous customers, most of the people who come here have died once, so he will not take the initiative to remind the man that he has killed someone or committed suicide.

What if the other party’s bestiality shows up and they start a fight with me?

At this moment, Peppa Pig played on the TV again:

“Danny, the operation is coming soon, are you nervous?”

“I’m not nervous.”

“very good.”

“I’m a doctor, why should I be nervous?”

Afterwards, the whole clinic was filled with laughter and laughter.

The man in the white coat frowned: “I don’t like watching this, can you change the channel?”

Ivan refused: “No, the remote control is broken.”

He picked up the remote control at hand and pressed the left and right buttons on the TV, but it had no effect at all.

The man frowned: “Okay., then I’ll get a can of cleaning fluid. ”

As expected of a rich man, the man in the white coat took the most expensive bottle of cleaning fluid on the shelf, then sat down at the table and started wiping the chainsaw.

Ivan breathed a sigh of relief.

Thanks to his quick wit, he knew that no matter what the circumstances, the news channel should never be allowed to be seen by customers. Then just break the remote control…

The customer code says:

[Rule 2: This store adheres to the principle of customer first. You can make “reasonable” requests to the store staff and supervise them to complete them. 】

When the remote control is broken, changing channels becomes an impossible and unreasonable request.

The only disadvantage of this is that after the customer leaves, he will not be able to check the news channel himself, which may ultimately lead to a lower overall rating.

Ivan checked the sales statistics on his computer and found that there was less than an hour left before he got off work, and the amount of money he needed to complete his performance was still short.

He silently looked at the white coat beside the wooden table, racking his brains to think of what else he could sell to the other party.

However, my brain is too stupid to figure it out at all.

Ivan slapped his head in regret.

The door of the convenience store opened again, and this time a thin man came in. As soon as he entered, he looked around the store with a glint in his eyes.

Finally, he took a bottle of mineral water worth two yuan and handed it to the front desk for one hundred yuan.

Ivan has sharp eyes, and the patterns on the coins don’t look right.