Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Neighborhood Strange Stories 6

[Rule 7: If the packaging bag appears in another color, we are sorry that we made a mistake. Please contact the property committee immediately at 19844444444 and we will replace it for you in time. 】

Xu Ye took out his cell phone to make a call. Since he entered the community, his cell phone still had signal, but it could only communicate with people inside the community.

This also directly killed the opportunity for the two staff members to contact the Weird Talk Bureau.

Soon, a middle-aged woman with the word “property” embroidered on her chest and wearing a mask appeared. She saw Xu Ye and the others: “You didn’t eat anything inside, did you?”

The three shook their heads.

The woman breathed a sigh of relief and handed the real “red plastic bag” to Xu Ye: “It’s better to wear a mask. After all, it’s not disinfected outside.”

Song Jian immediately asked: “Isn’t it necessary to wear a mask only when disinfecting?”

The woman looked at him disapprovingly: “How many times have I told you? Read the rules carefully, read the rules carefully, you are just disobedient.”

“It’s not what my aunt told you. Young people, you have to listen to advice so that you can live longer.”

[Rule 9: During disinfection, please remember to wear a mask. (red letter)]

All three of Xu Ye saw this rule, so it couldn’t be wrong.

There is only one possibility. Auntie saw something different from them.

Someone used the scarlet letter to tamper with Rule Nine.

No, we can’t make a conclusion so early. What if the red letter is the correct one and the other rules are tampered with…

Zhou Minghua: “Mom, don’t be angry. He’s not smart. I’ll just slap him twice when he turns around.”

Song Jian’s eyes were filled with fire.

But the aunt smiled happily and pointed at Zhou Minghua: “Hey, you still know how to talk.”

Zhou Minghua: “Auntie, you’re already here. Please disinfect us before we leave.”

“Disinfection is not my responsibility, just wait.” After that, he turned around and left.

Zhou Minghua seemed to look at Xu Ye inadvertently: “Brother, do you know? When I went to the supermarket yesterday, I heard two clerks arguing.”

“It seems that the two of them were best friends, but they fell out because the tall girl’s husband cheated on her with another shop assistant’s mother.”

? ? ?

Shocked, what the hell kind of relationship!

Xu Ye and Song Jian were confused, but the aunt stopped and asked: “What next?”

Zhou Minghua: “I don’t know. The two of them made an appointment to resolve this matter completely today and let me be the referee.”

The aunt said anxiously: “Hey, then go quickly.”

Zhou Minghua said in an awkward tone: “Forget it, we still have to wait for disinfection at home, and we can’t get away.”

“What kind of trouble is this? I’m going to make a call and have the disinfectant come to your house first.”With that said, the aunt took out her mobile phone and started doing it.

After a while, the aunt hung up the phone: “Young man, the matter is settled, we will be here soon. Auntie has something else to do and can’t accompany you. Look…”

Zhou Minghua was very polite and immediately took out his mobile phone: “Let’s add WeChat.”

The aunt slapped her thigh excitedly: “Yes, that’s what I mean. Remember to take the video.”

Zhou Minghua: “Okay, I’ll take a detailed photo and send it to you.”

The aunt got a satisfactory answer and left humming a song.

Song Jian joked: “I didn’t realize it, but you are still a friend of women, and you solved the problem in a few moments.”

The three of them discussed this issue together in the morning. The disinfection time was not fixed, but they had to go out and explore.

Should we let someone stay to look at the house, but we discussed it for a long time and couldn’t decide on the candidate. Now that Zhou Minghua has done this, the problem has been solved.

Zhou Minghua puffed up his chest and said, “Of course, if you learn a little bit, it will be of great use in the future.”

“Do you know how I got married?”

“First, sneak into the square dance team of your girlfriend’s community and win over a group of aunts. Let them say nice things every day and win over your girlfriend’s mother.”

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Several people entered the room with real red plastic bags. After opening them, there were three white masks inside. There are also some rice, noodles, oil and other supplies.

Zhou Minghua took the things and went to the kitchen to spread out some pancakes and brought them out. The aroma suddenly filled the air:

“My aunt just told us to wear masks when going out, and the rules also say to wear masks when disinfecting. Which one is correct?”

Song Jian: “The key lies in the reason for wearing a mask.”

“In the words of an aunt, wearing a mask is because the air outside is not disinfected, which means that only a disinfected room is safe.”

“This sentence is probably wrong. We were strangely polluted last night after opening the windows. It can be seen that the black fog in the middle of the night is poisonous.”

“There was no impact during the day.”

Xu Ye touched his chin: “Really not?”

Song Jian: “What do you mean, you mean we were polluted by weirdness during the day yesterday? No, I obviously feel that my cognition is normal.”

Xu Ye: “What does the beautiful woman you saw yesterday look like?”

Zhou Minghua recalled and used three idioms in succession: “The face is rosy, the charm is still there, and the bumps are uneven?”

Xu Ye: “What I saw was just the opposite. His face was as pale as paper and his skin was sagging.”

Xu Ye now figured out why the attitudes of the three of them were so different when they saw the woman yesterday.

What both sides saw was not the same thing at all! Song Jian and the others are polluted and are a beautiful version of a woman.

It’s just that Song Jian’s words were too vague at that time. He was so young that he didn’t know how good a young woman was. As a result, Xu Ye really thought that the two of them liked a particular style and that there was something wrong with their aesthetics.

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At this time, there was a knock on the door: “Is anyone there? I’m from the property and neighborhood committee. I’m here to disinfect.”

The knocking lasted for about a minute:

“No one answered, so I just went in.”

The combination lock rang, the door opened, and a woman wearing a mask and wearing the same clothes as the aunt just now walked in.

Seeing the three people standing there, they were stunned for a moment and smiled awkwardly.

“This kid, at such a young age, is he deaf? He can’t hear even knocking on the door.”

“Quick, put on your mask, the disinfection is about to begin.”

Song Jian: “Auntie, why do you need to wear a mask?”

“Disinfectants are bad for your health.”

Seeing that the three people were indifferent, the aunt became anxious: “How can I lie to you? If it’s harmless, why do you wear a mask yourself?”