Rules Weird Talk: I am more perverted than weird!

Peach Love 5

Xu Ye randomly found a place to sit down, and after a while, a woman appeared at the door.

He wears a black leather jacket, leather pants, and the top only reaches his waist, exposing his white navel, which is in sharp contrast to the surroundings.

The lower body is close to the skin, outlining the proud shape of the buttocks and figure, and it trembles when walking.

The viewers in the live broadcast room were all dazzled:

“(Slobbering) Your Majesty Queen, please love me.”

“Kill me!”

“I’m your dog.”

“Khan, what are these people’s hobbies?”

“???”

Xu Ye frowned and looked over. Several girls came in together and rushed in different directions.

[Important 1: Please do not speak easily before confirming the identity of the other party. There will be a price to pay for admitting the wrong person. 】

Xu Ye didn’t think that the chosen one would make such a stupid mistake. After all, there were photos on the APP. No matter how many beauties there were, everyone looked different. So why was this item specially marked?

I couldn’t figure it out for the moment, but the girl had already seen Xu Ye and was getting closer and closer.

She held a pot of flowers in her hand, with a total of five yellow petals, each one distinct. There is a large flower center in the middle, which looks like a fake flower.

The girl took the initiative to sit across from Xu Ye, turned around handsomely, and tossed her hair behind her shoulders.

“Haha, you must be my matched love partner.”

“It’s our first time meeting you. Nice to meet you.”

Tang Yao took the initiative to reach out her hand. Her fingers were very slender and beautiful.

[Item 2: Unless the other party calls your name, you must not take the initiative to answer any questions she raises. 】

On the premise of not violating this rule, Xu Ye neither spoke nor paid attention to the hand offered by the other party.

“Xu Ye, are you deaf? You can’t understand human speech.”

Finally, Tang Yao became angry, his face could not be stretched, and his words were full of aggression.

Xu Ye watched helplessly as one of the petals in the flowerpot in front of her changed from yellow to black.

But when Tang Yao finally called his name, Xu Ye said, “I’m not deaf. I’m afraid I’ll admit the wrong person, so I need to confirm for a while.”

Xu Ye thought that this sentence was normal and he meant it sincerely.

But he succeeded in irritating the girl opposite: “You are saying that I am beautiful, but I am not as good-looking as in the photos.”

Although she really looked beautiful, but… she was still very angry after being exposed.

Xu Ye didn’t speak, and the other party didn’t mention his name in his question.

Secondly…he really didn’t know what to say.

The audience in the live broadcast room watched anxiously: “What are you doing standing there in a daze? Compliment her. She is more beautiful in person than in the photo.”

“I saw a contestant from Romance Country saying nothing in reply because the other person was so beautiful. I had never seen such a beauty before, and I was dumbfounded. After saying that, the petals turned red immediately.”

“Weren’t you quite popular with girls before? Why are you stuck?”

“Does Boss Xu Ye have other plans? Wait until all the petals turn black, then directly use force to have a showdown with the date? What a pity for such a beauty.”

Needless to say, this last comment really touched Xu Ye’s heart. He did have such thoughts.

Since he didn’t know what to say, Xu Ye directly pressed the serving bell on the table.

“Boy, do you need anything?”

“Cappuccino.”

“Let’s have a glass of iced Americano.” Xu Ye continued: “Pack another glass of milk… go back to the room and drink it.”

Um?

Milky white milk…

Tang Yao raised his eyebrows and looked at Xu Ye from head to toe with an extraordinary look: “Xu Ye, I didn’t expect that you are a talkative person and your work is quite in line with my taste.”

In an instant, the little flower on the table changed from two black petals to completely red.

[Thing 3: Always pay attention to your girlfriend’s mood. Red means happy, yellow means currently undecided, and black means extremely dissatisfied. As a responsible boyfriend, he has the obligation to make his girlfriend happy at all times. 】

Red means that the other person is in a particularly bad mood at the moment. The more red petals there are, the more trustworthy the other party is.

Xu Ye:? ? ?

I have no idea what the other person is talking about.

Xu Ye decided to forsake thisLet’s talk about something else, such as their common hobbies: “I heard you like sticks.”

“Yes, Xu Ye, do you have one?” Tang Yao was shy for a moment, her cheeks were red, and she subconsciously touched her earlobe.

“Yes, but the one on my hand is thick, I’m afraid you won’t be used to it.” Xu Ye remembered that there was indeed a straight steel pipe in his lens warehouse, which looked majestic when playing with it.

He is not a stingy person either. Thinking about his first date, he has to take care of the other person. He immediately said:

“I’ll take it out and show it to you now…”

Tang Yao was shocked, and then she was at a loss. Her face was so red that it was almost bleeding. She hurriedly held Xu Ye’s hands down:

“No, no, no, I’m not in a hurry. Let’s go back to the room and talk.”

She said she didn’t want to.

Visible to the naked eye, the little flower on the table has another red petal. There are five petals in total, and three of them turn red. It can be said that what Tang Yao says now has a very high accuracy rate.

Barrage:

“I don’t want to see it anymore. I’m so embarrassed that I’m about to dig out the three bedrooms and one living room.”

“My toes are numb.”

“I can already imagine what kind of scene the two of them will face when they return to the room later.”

“This…everyone has his own talk, the donkey’s lips are not the horse’s mouth. The strange thing is that these two people are completely on the same page.”

…

In the romantic country, Abel is a mature man in his early thirties, romantic and wealthy is his label.

Just like he never knew how many of his children were truly connected with him, he would spare no effort to care for other people’s wives.

Thanks to the laws of the Romantic Kingdom, paternity testing is not allowed.

Therefore, with a certain secret mentality, I cannot be the only one to take advantage of him, and Abel continued to engage in promiscuity after marriage.

He’s the best at dates like today.

“Hi, Darlene.”

When his date arrived, Abel quickly took the initiative to say hello. Especially when he saw that the date was such a beautiful creature, his heart almost melted.

The girl’s expression was a little strange. She looked directly at him when she heard the voice, her eyes empty and lifeless.

“What’s wrong?” Abel picked up a cup of hot water from the table, which he had just asked the waiter to serve in advance.

He handed it to the girl and accidentally touched the back of her hand.

Smooth and tender~

It feels better than any object I have touched before.

“You two adulterers and adulterers, you were doing shameless things behind my back, and I finally caught you.”

It was a man’s voice, rough and filled with anger.

Abel was stunned, “What’s your voice…”

No, he was horrified to find that the girl didn’t speak, and the sound came from the flower.

Then, his vision went dark.

[Abel, the romantic country’s chosen one, was devoured by strangeness. The current overall number of survivors of the Romantic Kingdom’s chosen ones: 2]

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In Sakura Country, opposite Ichiro Sato, a petite girl sat.

She was covered in bruises and bruises, and almost no patch of skin was good. Only a few band-aids were lightly applied to the serious areas to suppress the marks on her body.

Unfortunately, the effect was not good, and blood beads dripped and seeped out along the edge of the band-aid.